637 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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1. 419
   Joshua said:
   Posted: April 28th, 2008

   Yo momma is so skinny we could tie a rope around her head and use her as a teather ball pole

2. 420
   chickenX321 said:
   Posted: April 29th, 2008

   ur mama is so old tht she ows jesus £3

3. 421
   chickenX321 said:
   Posted: April 29th, 2008

   ur mama is so old tht she pased hr driving test on the dinasour

4. 422
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 29th, 2008

   Your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

5. 423
   gaz said:
   Posted: April 30th, 2008

   yo momma so old she owes jess a 5er
   for the americans, yo momma so old she owes jesuse a dolla

6. 424
   all those jokes r wack said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2008

   its poet bitc#

7. 425
   mike ike said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2008

   Ur Momma So Poor When She Found A Lit Ciggrate She Started Sing Clap Ur Hands Stomp Ur Feet Praise The Lord We Got Some Heat

8. 426
   Aj.89 said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2008

   your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravey pored out.

9. 427
   moses said:
   Posted: May 14th, 2008

   your mama is so ugly she cant even put a paper bag over her hear cause’ even the bag is scared of her!

10. 428
    moses said:
    Posted: May 14th, 2008

    ur mama is so ugly that when she sees her reflection it runs away screaming!

11. 429
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 17th, 2008

    Yo Momma So Fat,That when she sat on the toilet, she broke it!!!

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