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  1. 34
    bobabluba said:

      why do blonde girls have bruised stomachs??????????????????? Because some blonde guys aren’t that smart either.

  2. 35
    Anonymous said:

      ur daddas so gay he makes michael jackson look straight!

  3. 36
    bobabluba said:

      whats a good joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, your mom!!!!!! Ha !

  4. 37
    bobabluba said:

      your momma is so stupid ,,,,,, she locked herself out of a convertable!

  5. 38
    bobabluba said:

      wanna see a joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, women’s rights.

  6. 39
    bobabluba said:

      how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel.

  7. 40
    bobabluba said:

      why r blacks, asians, italians, and chinese people hate sprinklers?
      –The sprinklers always say chinkspik chink spik wop niga niga niga niga niga niga

  8. 41
    bobabluba said:

      Your mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
      Your mamma is so fat the last time she heard of 911 was learning her previous weight.
      Your mamma is so fat and stupid that when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she thought it was a twinky.

  9. 42
    Diana said:

      yo momas so fat when she put on a red shirt all the little kids yelld out Kool-aid Kool-aid!

  10. 43
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dum she put a quarter in the coke machine and waited for a peice of gum to come out

  11. 44
    Anonymous said:

      yo daddy is so gay he rapes Micheal Jackson

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