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637 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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  1. 463
    Someone =p said:

      Yo Mama so old that she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

  2. 464
    kyle said:

      yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade! yo momma so fat she make shamoo sing “we are family”!!! yo momma so old she sat tables at the last super!!!

  3. 465
    hiya said:

      yo momma so skinny when it rains she can dodge the raindrops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

  4. 466
    hiya said:

      yo momma so old she was ADAM & EVE’S grand parents!!!!!!!!!!! =D

  5. 467
    Anonymous said:

      ur momma so fat she steped out in the street with a yellow rain coat and someone yelled taxi!!!

  6. 468
    not tellin' said:

      yo momma so fat when she turned around people gave er a welcome becak PArTy

  7. 469
    ITALIAN BEBE said:

      yo momma so black she looks like she got dipped in horse shit! davids momma shes white she looks like she got dipped in white out! yo mammas so fat when they tell her to stop drop ad roll she never stops rolling! yo mammas so

  8. 470
    Dj Narch n Big Hoppe said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid that when she was playing guitar hero 3 and finally beat it when it said “YOU ROCK” she took it as an insult and threw the game out the window.

      [LTK]~DJ~NARCH
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  9. 471
    Joesph said:

      your mother is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes…

  10. 472
    Joesph said:

      ur muther so stupid she thought def leopard sang in sign language

  11. 473
    Joesph said:

      ur mother is so poor she can’t even pay attention

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