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  1. 485
    Iman said:

      Ur mamma is so fat tht when she jumped on a trampoline every 1 shouted EARTH QUAKE and the floors cracked. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  2. 486
    Anonymous said:

      ur momma is so fat she broke the family tree!!

  3. 487
    copa said:

      yo mama is so ugly

  4. 488
    unknown said:

      here are sum really freak 9/11 facts..
      coincedence? MAKE UP UR OWN OPINIION

      1 ) New York City has 11 letters

      2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

      3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

      4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

      5) The two twin towers make an “11?

      This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

      1) New York is the 11th state.

      2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number

      11.

      3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

      4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

      6+5 = 11

      5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

      6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

      9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
      1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

      Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

      4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers

      incident.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
      Now this is where things get totally eerie:

      The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic

      holy book:

      “For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”

      That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

      Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

      Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)

      1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first

      plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

      2. Highlight the Q33 NY

      3. Change the font size to 48.

      4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

      scary huh??

      NOW REPOST THIS WITHIN 911 SECONDS WITH THE TITLE “Weird 9/11 facts ” OR YOUR FAMILY’S NEXT PLANE TRIP WILL BE SHORTER THAN EXPECTED

  5. 489
    peter said:

      ur mooma sooo fat i use her panties for the mail sail on my yought

  6. 490
    Anonymous said:

      i did ur mom

  7. 491
    whatever said:

      ur mommas so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest the kicked her out for being a professional

  8. 492
    taylor said:

      does that include me?

  9. 493
    jaymz said:

      where did i go?

  10. 494
    taylor said:

      ur right there stupid!!

  11. 495
    whatever said:

      ur momma is sooo stupid that she slept with jaymz and thought it was her husband!!

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