463 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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1. 45
   shelly said:
   Posted: March 15th, 2007

   yo daddy is so small he can’t reach the doorknob

2. 46
   jake said:
   Posted: March 15th, 2007

   yo mamma is so poor she has to eat rocks

3. 47
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 15th, 2007

   yo momma’s teeth r so yellow she spits butter

4. 48
   dude said:
   Posted: March 16th, 2007

   yo mamma’s teeth r so yellow she spits butter

5. 49
   Evan said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2007

   Yor Momma Is so black when she fell from the grand canyon we said
   DARKNESS FELLS HAHAHAHAH THATS GOOD RIGHT THERE

6. 50
   paulo said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2007

   yo mommasso fat she got baptised at sea world

7. 51
   paulo said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued

8. 52
   paulo said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2007

   yo mommas so dum she starved to death in sainsburys

9. 53
   paulo said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2007

   yo mammas so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang we are family

10. 54
    yo said:
    Posted: March 17th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat that the only way to get her through the door is to grease her up and put a twinkie on the other side. ur all noobs at momma jokes

11. 55
    debbie said:
    Posted: March 19th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdog

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