yo momma is so fat people can run a marathon aorund her
yo momma is so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up
yo momma is so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper
yo momma is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a bungee cord
yo momma is so skinny for halloween she raped her self up in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick
ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum
so many more but cant be assed to type em al up.. ne body wanna chat add me on msn dannidenise@hotmail.com
Posted: March 20th, 2007
the best one was the first one ok
Posted: March 20th, 2007
ur moms so fat she masterbates to a cook book
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat people can run a marathon aorund her
yo momma is so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up
yo momma is so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper
yo momma is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a bungee cord
yo momma is so skinny for halloween she raped her self up in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick
ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum
so many more but cant be assed to type em al up.. ne body wanna chat add me on msn dannidenise@hotmail.com
Posted: March 20th, 2007
oops i mean rapped not raped lool
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
Yo Momma so dum/stupid all her jokes she says about yo moma r better than all of urs cuz u guys all suck!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so fat that she don need a computer because shes already worldwide!!lol i love this !! yo momma jokes rule!!!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly that she went to have a makeover and it took 3 1/2 hours for an estimate
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Yo mamma is soo old she squirts powderd milk out her nipples
Posted: March 27th, 2007
your mom is powdered milk
Posted: March 27th, 2007
ur momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples