487 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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1. 78
   lilred1647 said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat when she asked for a water bed they threw a blanket over the ocean

2. 79
   jokster said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE BREAST FEEDS POWDER MILK

3. 80
   jokster said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   IM THE BOMB IM NOT A MOM BUT U SUCK THE DICK OF SUDDAM

4. 81
   -Poof- said:
   Posted: April 7th, 2007

   You’re jokes are so wack, they stink like day old ass crack!!!

5. 82
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: April 13th, 2007

   youmomma is ugly and mymomma is beautiful

6. 83
   Adam T. said:
   Posted: April 18th, 2007

   yo momma is so poor that when she went to Mcdonalds she put a milkshake on layaway.

7. 84
   PRITTY RICKY said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IZ SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT 2 A UGLY CONTEST THEY SED NO PROS! LOL IM SO GAY!

8. 85
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 23rd, 2007

   yo mom so stupid she thought dicky’s were condoms for kids

9. 86
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   yo moma so dum they said it was chilli out side and she went and got a spoon

10. 87
    Liam said:
    Posted: April 26th, 2007

    Yo momma is so stupid, I told her christmas as around the corner and she went looking for it.

    PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. 88
    Liam said:
    Posted: April 26th, 2007

    Yo momma is so round and small i mistaken her for a apple

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