yo momma so fat she went to the football game they started the wave and it got to her it caused a tsunami!! yo mommas so stupid she drowned in the wave at the football game
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP
yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
yo mama so fat she got Baptiste at sea world
your mamas so dark God said let there be light
Yo mamas so ugly they thought u were wearing a Halloween costume yo mama so ugly she ask someone are u going to the fear fest at six flags they said y don’t you look in the mirror Your mama so fat she don’t need the Internets shes already world wide!
i ama ganster from da hood dat we is representing the crips and da bloods. i is of dat mexiacano yo yo. dat der is dat shit is da bling bling in that black way
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Yo momma so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet said abc 123 get your fat ass off of me…
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Your momma’s so ugly, people use her picture for computer pranks.
Your momma’s so smelly, dogs won’t even sniff her.
Your momma’s so stupid, when she saw a “wet paint” sign she started squirting it with water.
Your momma’s so black, her blood type is Kool-aid.
Your momma is so fat, she lactates chocolate milk.
Your momma’s such a whore they made a Lifetime movie about her.
Your momma is so greasy, banana peels slip on her.
Your momma’s so ugly, she scared Stevie Wonder.
Your momma’s so fat, her pant size is “Moon”.
Your momma’s so stupid, she lost a staring contest to Hugh Grant.
Your momma’s so fat, when she went on a diet, Peter Griffin was her “after” picture.
Your momma’s so ugly, Jonah Hill portrayed her in a movie once.
Your momma’s so dumb, she starred in an Adam Sandler movie.
Your momma smells so bad, she made a turd flinch.
Your momma’s so dirty, George Carlin made a joke about her.
Your momma’s so fat, she stole Austin Powers’ mojo.
Just made up off the top of my head by a Man You Will All Know About Someday
hi my name is kyle finch,, i wud like to say that i proposed to a girl in yr 2 or 3 and i wanted her to marry me,, but she rejected me im soo sad :( so now im looking for men bcuz i cant get girls so if anybody is interested in makin my life better plz te's Momma Joke:
hi im kirsty womack im a dik my mums called hazelnut ha ha when i grow up i wanna do the best job in the world i wanna be a.................nut factory worker so i can see my mum everyday's Momma Joke:
hi my name is jenna yates im a smally fat shit you could call me an umpa lumpa but my mates call me fat SLAG im single and looking for a fat lesbo to have fun with
Kyle ur a rent boy,, u love men and u cant stand bein rejected u can onlii call girls bcuz ur 2 scared to call any 1 else,, u better know ur gunna get banged kyle and this time me nd hannah aint gunna 4give ya! ur not callin us and gettin away wiv it! So u better either stop callin us or ur gunna get banged twice,, either way ur gunna get banged!
to momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office and they asked her for her weight, they said “sorry, we want your weight, not the national debt”
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.
yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes jumbo humongous and holy shit its coming towards meee!!!!
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it “air conditioning”
Yo momma is so fat when she bunge jumps she goes straight to hell
yo mama is so hairy that when king kong saw her he laughed
yo mama is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said to be continued
to momma is so harry that her hairdresser shaved her ass but nobody noticed that her head was on the bottomshe hadta be fat ass he’ll…
yo momma is so stupid a retard is smarter than her
yo momma’s foot is so big and she is so hairy i saw and yelled out BIGFOOT IS ON THE LOOSE!
yo momma’s foot is so big and she is so hairy i saw her
and yelled out BIGFOOT IS ON THE LOOSE!
yo momma is so fatand nasty sharks wouldnt eat her
your momma is so fat and small they thought she was a low rider
your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
your mamma is so fat when she put a yellow rain coat they thought she was the school bus!
Yo Mama So Fat She Can’t Fit In Double Doors
yo momma so fat she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layway
yo momma so black and retarded when they gave her m&ms she started rappin
yo momma so hairy even bigfoot has to take pictures
yo momma so old her breast milk came out as powder
your mama is so fat she stepped on the scales and it said 1 at a time please.
your mam is so fat she got hit by a bus
yo mama is so poor she was kicking a can outisde and someone said what are you doing and she said kicking my house
yo mama is so so fat shes not aloud to be a gangster
yo momma so old her breast milk is powder and she breast feeds like dis.
(blow baby powder out of your hands)
yo momma so fat they put her in a yellow raincoat and when her neighbors drove by the yelled “taxi”
yo momma so fat dora couldn’t explore her
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yo momma fat she steped on a doller and made change
your mom is so fat small objects orbit her
yo mom is so old she farts out dust
your mom is so old she steps over her boobs
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Tiger Woods is a forest
yo momma is so big godzilla is smaller than her
yo momma is so fat and stupid she sat on arainbow and said “skittles arent
popping out”
yo momma is so stupid i told her to taste the rainbow she did and said “it tastes like rain”
yo momma is so fat she farts and pees hurricane katrina started
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started to sing, “WE ARE FAMILY!”
Yo mama is so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
yo mamma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall 2 se wot woz on
the uder side
YO MAMA IS SO FUKIN UGLY DAT WEN SHE WENT TO MEXICO THEY STATED SCREAMIN CHUPAKRABA
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
YO MAMA SO DIRTY DAT WEN SHE GO TAKE A SHOWER THE WATER JUMPS OUT DA TUB
yo momma is so fat that when she went outside wearin a red dress the little kids pionted and shouted it s the kool-aid man!!
yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitional pull
yo momma is so fat that when she went to a hot air ballon showing, people pointed at her and said now thats an interesting plimp!
yo mamas so fat that wen she smokes weed she doesnt get the munchies.
Yo mammas such a trans that wen she walks by men they say a shit dont rape me.
Yo mammas so dark that when shes walkin in the middle of the road she gets hit and noone notices
yo mama so stupid she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she got stuck
yo mama so fat that she takes baths in the ocean and that is how it is so dirty
yo mama so fat that the army use her farts as a nuclear bomb
yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a yellow bus full of white kids she said who threw a big twinky at me
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a dollar she made change
yo mama soooo fat!………she just fat
yo mama so bald head when she comb ha scalp she comb ha brain cells
yo momma is so stupid that she traded her car for gasoline money
yo momma is so fat that she taked a shit in the olimpic stadium
yo momma’s so poor,when i entered her apartment and stepped on a cigarette butt she yelled out”where’s the heat!”
yo momma’s so black she went to nightschool and got marked absent.
yo momma’s so fat,when we went to the ballgame she ate everybody’s WEINER including mine
YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN I SHOT HER THE BULLET CAME BACK AND SAID “I AM NOT GOING NEXT TO THAT UGLY BITCH”.
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOT HIT BY A BUS SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT ROCK”.
your momma is so ugly cause she look’s like you!
yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and it rained skittles
your mommas so black she hs to were wiight glove to eat tossie rolls
Your mamma is so disappointed in you she looked at your dad and said I should have gave you a bj
Yo mama is so gross she said crabs is what’s for dinner
Shit face
yo momma looks like a man she whooped out a dick dat was bigger then her hand
your momma is so fat when she walked to wal mart she triped over kmart and landed on target
your momma so stupid she locked herself in a grocirie store and starved to death
Yo Mammas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo Mamas so fat that when she jumpes for joy…. she gets stuck
yo mama so dumb she put pickle juice on her breast and calls it a nipplecure
yo mama so easy a caveman can do her
Yo mamma is so short she uses the doggie door
yo mama so fat she got stuck in the air and never came back
Question: Whats black, pink, purple, and red?
answer: Black guy going to Church!!!
yo momma is so stupid she thought barraka was barak obama from mortal kombat
your mommas so dirty she got in the tub the water jumped out and sayd i aint cleanin that
yo momma is so dirty i told her its time to throw out the trash n she is going to put herself in the trash
Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the couch and watched the tv
yo momma is so unpopular her imaginary freind dosent even hang out with her
yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pored out
your mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo mama so fat when she went
to grand cannon she fell in it her fatass got stuck
yo mama so fat she roled over wal-mart and landed on target
Your momma so ugly when she walked into taco bell they all ran for the border.
y0 mama !s so fa7 that when she went t0 the beach a whale said we r family
yo mama is so stupid that when she fell in love she broke it
yo mama was so fat fat fat fat fat that she had to get on the scale it stayed continueing
yo momma is so fat, her booty has its own area code.
yo momma is so fat that she tried to make a mySPACE but they kicked her off because it was too large and to up to much memory.
yo momma is so fat that she tried to make a mySPACE bit they kicked her off because it took to much memory.
yo momma is so stupid that she had you
yo momma i so fat when she wears black you would think its a limo
yo momma so stupid that she called ben rothlesburger because she wanted a refund.
yo momma is so funny cause she said womens rights
yo momma is so stupid that she is not voting Barak for change she is voting for Peyton Manning for change instead.
Yo mamas so stupid, she stared at the OJ carton because it said “concentrate” !
yo mama so black, she drinks water and pisses out coffee
Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and the skittles popped out.
Yo mamma is so fat it takes 2 men and a twinkie to get her out ther door.
yo momma is so ugly when she went to the polls to vote they arrested her
it way past your bed time
i am amazing go BARACK OBOMA!!!!! VOTE FOR CHANGE! or you will regret it!!!!
yo momma is so fat that a sumo restler forfited against her.
your mommy so fat that when she jump up in the air she got stuck
your momma is so nasty she has shit ajax cant take off….
your momma is so old she dated jesus in 3rd grade
your momma os so fat when i was on top of her i rolled over twice and was still on the bitch….
your momma so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper
Y0 Mama’s teeth sooooo yellow she spits butter
Y0 Mama is SOOOOOOOOO fat it takes 3 buses, 4 trains, and a car ride just to get to her good side
yo mama is so fat she had to play ninie ball with the planets
ur mama so skinny that when she turns sidewards she disappered
Yo momma so fat she got stuck in a grocery store
Yo momma so stupid, she thought tiger woods was a forest
you people need 2 come up with yr own material and stop wirting these wack ass jokes. that is all
Yo momma so fat when she stepped outside with a red t-shirt on everyone said “Hey Kool-Aid”
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
yo mama is so poor she walked in the front door and out the back
yo momma is so fat, when she goes to KFC she licks everyones fingers
yo mama so greasy she make french fries look dry
yO MommA brEatH stinkS So Bad Ppl Look fOrwaRd To0 hER faRts
yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it broke
yo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she sayed who threw that rock
yo mamma is jake
yo mama like milk — white and chunky
yo mama like McDonalds: im lovin it!
yo mama like geico: even a caveman can do it!
yo mama so white she makes merlin look black
yo mama is so ugly she made satan retire
sean sucks ass
Isaacs mamma can suck my hairy nuts!! I’m lovin it!!
sean sucks at yo mamma jokes
Im a gay HO!!
katty sean’s balls
katty sucks sean’s balls
Yo mamma so fat, she went into the Pacific Ocean, farted, and made Hurricane Katrina!!
yo mamma is so crossed eyed when she threw a rock she missed the ground
yo mamma is so poor when a robber broke into her box he left her some money
Yo mamma so stupid, she saw Shamu and said “Hi Mom!!!!”
yo mama is so fat when she wants a pat she will just go on the road and amke sure the cars go on her to make her feel better
yo momma so stinky when i passed by i thought it was a skunk.
Yo Mama So Fat She Sat On Her Car And Tha Windows, Tires, and Bumpers Rolled Off.
your momma islike a door-noob EVERYONE gets a turn!
yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the beach the sand flew everywhere
you momma so po i threw a rock at the trash can she said who knocked
yo momma so ugle when she was born her mom said what a trasure and her dad said lets go bury it
your momma is so stupid she dosent even know her name
Yo Momma’s so Stupid ow when she went in the hair contest
People said No Proffesionals
Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo momma so fat she uses the equator as a belt
tell ur momma to stop changing lipsticks my dicks is gonna be rainbow coloured
yo mama so dark when i shot her at night with a bullet the bullet couldn’t find her so he had to back wit a flashlite!
YOU SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU WAS BORN DA DOCTA SLAPPED YO MAMA 4 HAVIN YO UGLY ASS!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN DAY THOT IT WAS A SUMO CUMIN OUT!!! BUT IT WAS JUST HER!!!
Yo mama is so fat her shadow covers more then 4 planets
yo mama is so stupid she did you dad
yo mama is so ugly micheal jackson looks better then her
yo mama is so fat she booty shaked and someone thought it was a earthquake
yo mama is so short she was Stuart Little’s barbie
yo mama is so short ken from barbie is her sex toy
your mamma so fat that her body has their own timezones
your mamma so fat that she has smaller fat people orbiting her
your mamma so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said concentrate
your mamma so fat that if i put 2 quarters in her pocket she’ll shit out my laundry
YOUR MAMMA HEAD SO BIG SHE DONT HAVE NIGHTMARES SHE HAVE MOVIES
YOUR MAMMA SO DIRTY SHE USED SHIT FOR SOAP
YA MAMMA SO SMALL SHE LIVES IN MY SHOE BOX
YA MAMMA SO SMALL I SAW HER RIDDING ON A ROACH TO WORK
YOUR MAMMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT PORKCHOPS WAS MADE FROM HORSES BITCHES
YA MAMMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD HER CAT ON LAYAWAY
your mamma so ugly she singhed up for strippers and they payed to keep her cloths on.
yo momma so ugly that elmo wont give her a hug
yo momma so hairy that she has to use a lawn mower to shave
yo momma so so fat that you dont even need google earth to find her
yo mamas so gay she made michel jackson stright
i have a boyfriend by the name of nicholas
your mommas lips r so big dat insted of using lip gloss she uses deodorant
Yo mama so fat, her waist size is……um……..um……..lose some weight, BITCH!!!
yo momma is so ugly when she looked at the mirror freddy cugger poped out and said “whats your secret”?
katty sucks his mommas balls
hey guy 1 of your guys pussy stank
logan u perv
jake i know you like to suck isaacs balls dont lie
yo momma so old she ole moses a quater
Yo mamma is so fat, she got her jeans from the Hummer compny.
yo mamma is so stupid, when her teacher told her to study her spellig words, she looked up “spelling”
yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it never stopped spinning.
yo mama’s like home depot 25 cents a skrew!!!
yo mama’s so fat…… she’s fat
yo momma’s got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger
yo momma so fat she went to the football game they started the wave and it got to her it caused a tsunami!! yo mommas so stupid she drowned in the wave at the football game
that when she entered an ugly contest they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama is like nascar: she burns four rubbers in an hour!
yo mama so skinny she took a sip a pepsi and fell in the can
you mama so nasty when she farted her fart farrted
you’re mama is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
you’re mama is so fat she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic
yo mama so dumb she sold her car for car money
my mum just stinks
your momma is so fat her favorite ward is ha ha ha
your msmma is just like a campfire everybady gets to stiks weaner in
yo mama so stupid she said hi
yo mamma so fat when she steped on the scales her mobile number came up!
yo mamma foot is so big and hairy she got big foot outta biz
yo mama is so poor that when burglers came and left money
your mom is so fat that when she farts she turned spring to autem
yo mom is so poor when i rang the door bell she said ring
yo mom is soo fat when an elevator broke in a hotel they said can you take me to the top layer
yo mama is so fat when she got kicked out of a resterant the manegers foot got stuck
your mama is so fat that when she whent in bed the man said its like iam on a trampoline
yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of my tv… i miss 3 episodes
yo mama so fat that she had to get a special tiolet for her fat ass
yo mama is so lezbo she licks pe pe
yo momma is so ugly she makes the onions cry
yo momma is so fat i put a quarter between her titis and then i twisted her nipples and a snickers came out
yo momma is so poor i saw here kicking a can down the street and i asked her what was she doing and she said moving
yo momma is so fat she got ran over by a parked car
yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise
yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo momma so short, she took a suicide jump off the curb
ur mama so fat when i ran around her i got lost
yo mamma is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly that when she walked into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on. lol!!!
yo mamma is so fat her shadow wieghs a hundred pounds
yo mamma is soooooo ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train.
yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
YOUR MOMMA IS SO SKINNY THAT SHE CAN HULA HOOP THROUGH A CHEERIO.
Your mother is so stupid, that she learnt how to speak English from the retards who type these jokes.
Yo mama so tall, she did a cart wheel and kicked Jesus in the face.
Yo momma is so fat when you slap her in the ass you can ride on the waves.
yo momma so fat when she sit on the couch it break in half
yo mamma’s so fat that when she saw the school bus she said TWINKIE!
yo mamma’s so fat that when she wore a yellow dress every one said the sun is falling!
yo mama so stupid, she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
your mama sooooo fat that her cerial bowl has to have a life guard
your mama soooooo fat she puts mannaise on her asprin
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I Got the Power!!
yo momma so fat when she fell down the stairs and broke her leg gravy poured out
yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
your mam is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers lisence.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she walked across the floor, the radio skipped!
Yo Momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
yo mama is so dusty, swiphers cleaners can’t clean her!
Yo Momma is so old, she waited tables at the Last Supper!
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went on the merry go round she stoped, paused, and droped it like its hot!
Rob Hot— Yo momma so greasy I had to rub her on the pan to bake cookies!
Yo Momma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo Momma is so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED!
yo momma so old , she worked in the reveloutional war!
Hee Haw!
When yo momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents!
Yo Momma’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving!
Rob Hot– Yo jokes so wack, I see for the back of a salt and peppa shakers!
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes into a strip joint, they pay her to leave her clothes on!
To Rob Hot– Dude make your own jokes Im not dumb like your mom damnit!
Yo Momma is so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called, WHY BOTHER!
Yo Momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 100lbs.
Yo Momma’s blood type is, Rague!
yo mamma so fat dat evan eval caneval can’t jump the crack on her ass
XD
XD
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my mum is hot and she sleeps with nicholas.
everybody dont tell anyone ….ok../shhhh
YOUR ALL GAY
yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said I got the power!
$ampa
(I’m 4yrs old)My ass said:yo mamma’sass so big i could eat it in one go
yo momma’s so nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh… : P
yo momma is so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid
yo momma coochie so nasty i talked to her ova da phone nd she gave me an ear infection!!
yo mamma’s so easy a caveman can do her
yo mamas so loose the use her as the swimming pool at the ymca
yo mmama so fat dat when jawuan stink he smell like doodoo
yo mamma’s so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade
yo mamma’s so old she seen pashion of the crist live
yo mamma’s so old she has an artergraph Bible
yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
yo mama so fat when she went to the beach to get a tan she burnt out the sun
yo mama som ugly when to try out for star wars they didn’t give her a costume
yo mama is so stupid she thought a bus full of white people was a twinkie
this is the funniest joke, but not really. Butt it is still pretty funny. HAHAHAH!!!!!
yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway
your mama’s so dumb, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
your mama’s so poor, I saw her running after the garbage truck with her grocery list.
your mama’s so dumb, when she passed by the YMCA, she thought they spelled MACY’S wrong.
yo mama’s so fat, that her body parts have different time zones.
your mama is so hairy her mustache has lice
your momma hasmso many poops in one day and calls it anal
yo momma’s so fat, when she whent to take a crap, the toilet said abc 123 you better get the **** off of me!
yo momma so fat she made a whale look like a tic tac
yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in school
y are you so ugly, o yh coz you came out yo momma
yo momma so fat when she farted she brought the twin towers
beanio beanio beanio beanio - beanio beanio
anybody want some chicken chow mein
anyone want some bean sprouts
what do you get if you mix me and meadows chicken in BLACK bean sauce
its true
jay says i have no foreskin
jay says i have no foreskin
Yo momma like kifc finger lickin’ good
ok
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yo mama`s feet is so fat when she put on a nike shoe and it speeled out nickalodean
yo mama so fat you have to butter a door frame and put a cake on the other side just to get her through!
yo mama is so old she owes columbus a nickle! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly she makes blind people cry
yo mama is so dumb that when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids she yells stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!
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YOUR FAMILY IS SO POOR WHEN YOU PICK UP A ROCK YOUR MAMA SAID PUT THAT DOWN WE CANT AFFORD THAT
your mamma’z so fat, she walked on the road and the car bumped into her and she said “WHO THROUGH THAT STONE”
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PUT A YELLOW RAINCOAT ON, PEOPLE SAY “LOOK PAK N SAVE’S MOVING”
YOUR MAMMA’S SO UGLY THAT SHE PUT BOOGY MAN OUT OF BUISNESS
your mamma is so ugly she has to creep uhp on her own mirror
your mamas so fat that her tore flap clapped
your mamas so fat that she plays pool with the planets
your mamas so fat that when she jumped into the sea, the whales sang”we are family”
your mamas so dumb she tried to throw a bird off the cliff
your mama is so poor she was walking down the road with one shoe on and i said”hey mama you lost a shoe” and she said “no i just found one”
yo mama is so dumb she breastfeeds a doll
yo mama is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
Yo momma is so dumg she has a green bottle for a head
yo momma is so skinny she could fit through the bottom of the door
yo momma is so crazy she called 911 for a hamburger
yo momma is so dumb she dosen’t even know her own child
yo momma is sooooo fat she sunk the TITANIC
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE PUT HER PICTURE ON FACEBOOK ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SAW THIER COMPUTER GOT A VIRUS
who wants to have a yo momma batlle rite now
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP
yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
yo mama so fat she got Baptiste at sea world
your mamas so dark God said let there be light
Yo mamas so ugly they thought u were wearing a Halloween costume yo mama so ugly she ask someone are u going to the fear fest at six flags they said y don’t you look in the mirror Your mama so fat she don’t need the Internets shes already world wide!
your momma is so hairy the only lanuage she speaks is ‘wookie’
yo moma is so fat that when she when to the zoo a little kid said mommy mommy look at that gorilla!
your mama is so fat when 3 hobos saw her they sang we are family even though your fatter than me
Shawn
yo mama is so stupid whan she got hit by lighting then she said
I GOT THE POWER
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE SING HIT ME BABY 1 MORE TIME
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Hey, Kool-Aid!”
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits!
Yo mamma’s so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma’s so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, “Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma’s so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma’s so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they’re flats.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “to be continued.”
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling “taxi!”
Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
these are gay tere so gay
yo momma is so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!!!!
yo mama so fat when she jumped on a trampoline, she seperated the united states from the rest of the continents
yo mamas so fat she takes a step and comes out of china
yo mamas so fat she thinks a diet is eating the whole world.
well youre momma is so cheap she was made in china.
your mamas so old her first car was a dinosaur
yo mommas so fat she saw a school bus go by and she yelled “STOP THAT TWINKY!!!”
yo mommas so stupid that when she went to dial nine 911 she looked at the eleven button
ur moms so uglii shii looks liike taylor swiift..yea thts riight eat iit!!
ur mommys so uglii she looks liike ur facee=]]]
this is stupid these r all awful jokess
yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people call’Taxi’
yo momma so ugly yoda beat her in a fashion contest
float like a butterflie sting like a bee i slept with your mom now it stings to pee
yo momma is so poor her welcome mat says welfare
your mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it craked
your mama so pour she lives in nothing.
Yo Momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
yo mama so stupid she heard the door bell she went 2 the microwave
yo mama so ugly sasquatch said SEE YOU WOULDNT WANA BE YOU
yo mommo so ugly when she walked down the street in september people said, “is itt halloween already.”
yo mama is so stupid, she thought a Brazilian was a number
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE JOINED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY SAID NO PROFESSIONALS!!!HAHAHHAH
SAMOANS RULE
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE JOINED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY SED NO PROFESSINALS
Yo momma is soo fat that you have to take two busses and a train just to get on her good side.
Yo momma iz soo stupid that she laughed at your yo momma jokes
your mama is so fat that when she steped in the atlantic ocean she took up all the room
Yo momma is so hairy she makes king kong look BOLD!
WHOOOOOOOO
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol told her to wear a “cautioon wide turn” t-shirt WHHOOOOO
LUCA MOMMA IS SO UGLY MY DOG MADE HER LOOK LIKE A MODEL
UR GAY
yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy crouger nightmares
yo mamma has had crabs that long she walks sideways.
Yo mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Wheres my gumball?”
Yo mamma so fat she jumped into the ocean and al the whales started singing “we are family even tho your fatter than me”
yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Yo momma so big she uses greyhounds for roller skates.
yo mamas so skinny she use cheerios as hula hoops
yo mama is so fat she eats wheet thicks
yo mama is so big when she was walking down the free way people tried to swerve around her they kept running out of gas!!!!
most of these jokes r retarded
yo mama like a toilet fat white and smells like shit!!!!
yo mama so akinny she can hang glide wit a doritto
yo mamma like a happy meal fast cheap and geasayyyyyyyy
yo mamma so stupid when they said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
my sister is so stupid when dad told her to go to bed its 8:oo she said its not 8:oo its 8:02
Your momma is so old she has a picture
Yo momma’s so fat, she signed up with Verizon, just to eat the Blackberries
Yo momma’s so fat, she took the bite out of the Apple logo
Yo momma’s so fat, it took 3 hours to upload her myspace pic
Yo momma’s so black, every time I look at her I think I’m asleep.
Yo momma’s so smelly, Wolverine left Earth.
Yo momma’s so fat, she can’t fit in an online chat room.
YOUR MOMMA SOOOOOOOOO DUMB SHE STOPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED TEEL IT TURN GREEN!
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE PLAY POOL WITH THE NINE PLANETS!
kameron said
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked on Wall St. the Dow dropped 1000 points.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she crashed in the Bermuda Triangle, it became a square.
your mama is so fat that when she went to the store she lowers the prices
i am awesum
nadermann can draw a rainbow with a lead pencil
your mama so fat she walks into k mart and goes in full reversal
yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the pool everyone started singing”we are family even though youre fatter than me!”
yo momma’s so stupid that she threw away all the donuts because they had holes
yo momma’s so short that she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide
yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a toilet, it started singing:abcdefg get your fat ass off of me
Yo mama’s so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved outside
yo momma got a dick on her head every time she think she get hard
yo daddy hair line so mest up it looked like it was doing da soulja boy
you so poor i saw u knocking on da trash can and ask wat was u doing u said my mom locked me out
yo momma so fat soon as she steped in walmart all the prices went down
yo mamma is so small you can see her
yo mama so fat it takes 10 planes, 3 trains and 5 buses just to get past one of her boobs
yo mama is so fat it takes a year in a space rocket to get past one of her boobs
yo sister is so fat and big that king kong and godzilla look small
You guys suck. Why don’t you be original.
Yo momma’s so old….she was born a monkey.
See, it aint that hard to make one up. Think for yourselves.
Yo mamma is so hairy they filmed Gorilas in the Mist in her shower
yo mama is so ugly when she looks at the mirror she breaks
yo mama so fat she jumped on da bed and landed 125ft under
yo mommas so ugly, she made a blind man cry.
yo mommas soooooooooooooooooooooooo fat,she asked for a water bed and they spread a blanket over da ocean.
yo moma so stupid she threw a rocc and missed the ground
yo momma is so poor she went into a £1 shop and compained the prices were to expensive
Yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked wat u doin she sed moving houses
Yo momma so stupid she tried to jump on the rainbow and the colours came out
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she walked into church everyone sed god id coming
yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when the sun is out you know her mouth is open if not then her mouth is closed
Yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and the whales said ‘we are family’
im sick init BRAP BRAP BRAP
yo mama is so ugly she entered a contest and said no perfessionals aloud
yo mamma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side
yo mamma is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
yo mamma is so old she had Jesus in her yearbook
yo moma so fat that she scared the livin crap outa godzilla
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WANT TO TAKE ABATH SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE COMMUNITY POOL
yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so stupid she called 911 on the cops
yo momma so old she has the first copy of the ten commandments
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO GET BAPTISED IN SEAWORLD
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE MUST PLAY POOL WITH THE PLANETS
YO MOMMA SO NASTY,DAT WEN I ASKED HER WHATS FOR LUCH,SHE SPREDID HER LEGS AND SED CRABS
YO MOMMA SO UGLY DAT ON HALLOWEEN HER TRICK WAZ DA TREAT
YO MOMMAS TEEHT ARE SO YELLOW DAT WEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH IT LUKZ LIKE STARWARZ GOIN ON IN THERE
YO MOMMA SO OLD,DAT WEN I SLIT HER THROAT I SAW DA DUST KUM OUT
YO MOMMA SO POOR DAT WEN A HOBO SAW A PENNY SHE SAID “EY BITCH DATZ MY LIFE SAVINGS”
your mommas like a door knob…. everybody gets a turn
yo momma so fat she sat on a bag of skittles and a rainbow popped out
yo momma is so black she went to night school and got counted abcent
yo momas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her wat she was doing, and she said, MOVING
your momma is like a village bicycle, everybody gets a ride
yo momma is so fat when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY
Yo mama is so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World!
yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow sweater and went outside someone yelled TAXI!!! TAXI!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid she went to toys r us and bought a jig saw puzzle… She came back and asked for a refund cause the puzzle was broken.
yo mamma so fat when she went on an expedition she became a new planet
Yo mama is so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came back with a job application
Yo mama so fat that when she triped on the ground scientists named that event when worlds colide!
yo mama so phat that she hate ur da der tub eh
yo mama so phat that she do no not how to spel ur name in der ur mama dat she dont fit in the shit
i ama ganster from da hood dat we is representing the crips and da bloods. i is of dat mexiacano yo yo. dat der is dat shit is da bling bling in that black way
yo mama is so poor she whent “kfc” to like other peoples fingers.
yo mamas so fat when she rolled into the ocean the wales said “run for your lives, a giant!”
YO momma is so fat when she had a baby she didn’t have a baby…. she had a donut!!!
your mama is so black and hairy
she made king kong jealous!!
your mama is soo
DAM good she actually
my mama!!
MY mama is soo
ugly….. its actually
your mama
yo momma so stupid & so drunk, she purposely took Budlight at the store & left you
yo momma so colorful, she dates men on the rainbow than the pot of gold.
yo jokes are CORNY,CORNY,CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! barney
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway
your moma so stupid yoyo games had to close down due to too many how do i use d&d questions!
Yo mamma is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection when I talked to her on the phone…
Yo mamma is like a cheeseburger, fat and only worth a dollar…
Yo mamma is so ugly your dad met her at the pound..
Yo mamma is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection when I talked to her on the phone…
Yo mamma is like a cheeseburger, fat and only worth a dollar…
Yo mamma is so ugly your dad met her at the pound..
Yo mama is so ugly they fed her with a slingshot
Yo mama is so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her good bye…
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her once and lose 20 lbs…
Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love, she broke
Yo mamma is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection when I talked to her on the phone…
Yo mamma is like a cheeseburger, fat and only worth a dollar…
Yo mamma is so ugly your dad met her at the pound..
Yo mama is so ugly they fed her with a slingshot
Yo mama is so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her good bye…
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her once and lose 20 lbs…
Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love, she broke
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes pokemon look sexy
Yo mama is so fat that NASA orbits her
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, her dad thought that she was a dog, and sold her
Yo mama is so fat that meatballs were made after her
Yo mama is so fat that she irons her bra on the highway
Yo mama is so fat that she has her own size in clothing and shoe size
Yo mama is so ugly that she scares sharks
Yo mama is so hairy she has an afro around every joint
Yo mama is so big that kids play hide-and-seeke in her
yo mammas like a hockey team…changes her pades every three periods
yout mommas so fat that her belt size is the equater
yo moms so stupid that she locked herself in the car and couldnt get out.
yo mama is soo fat when she see’s a yellow bus traveling down the street she yells “Stop that Twinkie!!!!!!!!!!”
Yo mama is so ugly when she enterd the ugly contest they said,”No professional
yo mama so fat she ordered a forklift to move her!!! big fat mama!!!
yo mama so fat she had shocks on the tolit!!!big mama!!!
yo mama so fat the bitch is just fat!!
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat, the DMV had to copy her picture off of GoogleEarth!
Yo momma is so fat, “The Biggest Loser” denied her application cause they don’t have helicopter cameras.
Yo momma is so fat, the Alaskan pipeline is connected to her toilet.
Yo momma is so fat, having sex with her is called spelunking.
yo mama so short and flat when she goes 2 da library people pick her up mistaking her as a book n beats the shit out of them
yo mama so old u have 2 carry her in a dust pan
yo mama so stupid she cant tell da difference between a person n a cat
yo mamas hair so long and thick it takes more than a day 2 brush it
yo mama so skinny when she wheres silver dogs pee on her thinking of her as a light post
yo mama so stupid she sucked on a banana thinking wuz a dick
yo mama so desperate that she was making out with her sandwich hoping people would replace her sandwich for there lips
yo mamas skin so bright she stepped out in the middle of da road and blinded a bus driver
yo mama so retarded she got lost in a kiddy maze
yo mamas hand so fat it got stuck in da mail box
yo mama is stupid whens i told her she was stupid she laughed
YO MAMA IS FAT WHEN SHE WENT OUTSIDE AND FELL I DID’NT WANT TO LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP
Yo momma so old she owes god $3
Yo momma so old when i slap her back her tits fall off
yo momma so skinny when she turns sideway she disapers
yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang ‘WE ARE FAMILY’
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES A MATRESS AS A TAMPON
yo mama so stupid she went to wallgreens and thought the walls were greeen
” wall greens”
Yer momma so stupid she went to youtube and said what do I doooo?
:]]
Hahaha……..
This stuff is ghetttoo:]
Your mom is SOOOOOO fat that she went to the store and fell and a kid came by her and said MOM a bounce houseeee:]
Yo momma so fat she stepped on rainbow and made skittles
Yo momma so dumb she went on youtube to fix a pipe
Ryan
New york
bitch
yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator! ! ! ?
yo mamma so stupid someone told her it was chilly outside an she got a spoon
yo mamas so fat she jumped up in air and got stuck
yo mama so fat she got an the toilet and the toilet said ABC GET YOUR FAT BUT OF OF ME
yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said “stop that twinky!”.
yo mama so poor she has two 1990 tv’s she stole,one for video and one for sound.
yo mama so ugly she doesn’t need a costume for Halloween,cause she goes as herself.
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yo mamas so fat she sat on ASDA and lowered the prices,
Yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.
yo mamas soooo stupd she sat on the TV and watched the couch,
yo mamas so fat she sat on ASDA and lowered the prices,
Yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.
yo mamas soooo stupd she sat on the TV and watched the couch,
yo mamas so fat she sat on ASDA and lowered the prices,
Yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.
yo mamas soooo stupd she sat on the TV and watched the couch,
yo momma is soooo stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so hairy that when she breast feeded you, you got a hairball stuck in your throat!
yo momma is so stupid a retard is smarter than her
yo mama is so stupid that she sat on the T.V. and watched the coutch
yo momma so poor you went home and asked “whats for dinner”? she lite your pants pocket on fire and said ” hot pockets”
yo mom so fat she uses duet soap to take a bath!!!!!!!
yo mama theeth so yellow she stopps traffic
sorry wat i ment to say is :yo mom so fat she uses diet soap to take a bath
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Yo momma so ugly even STD’s refuse to get up in her
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please
Yo momma so ugly you obviously inherited her genes
yo mama so fat i got lost walking around her
yo mama so fat it took me a week to drive around her
Yo mama so fat, that when she sat down at walmart, the prices dropped
yo mama so ugly her reflection quit!
yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her brth certificate was an apology
note from the trojan man
yo mamma is so fat fat albert called he wants his stomach back
jack is gay
YO MOMMA SO OLD HER AND JESUS TOOK BUDDY PICTURES
YO MOMA SO FAT SHE PLAYED POOL WITH THE PLANETS
YO MOMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATOR
YO MOMA SO UGLY HER CASKET RAN AWAY WHEN SHE DIED
YO MOMA BREATH IS SO HOT HER NICKNAME IS VOLCANO
THATS WHY EVERYBODY ON HERE IS TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOMA
BITCH SHUT UP WITH THOSE WACK ASS JOKES……THEY NEED TO BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUNKY ASS
YO MOMMAS SO STUPED SHE AW A BUS GO BY SHE SAID CATCH THAT TWINKIE!
YO MOMMA SO STUPED SHE SAW A BUS AND SHE SAID CATCH THAT TWINKIE
yo momma is so fat god askst her to move
yo mamma iz so flat that she was jelos of a piece of paper!
yo mamas so harry the only language she can speak is chubaka.
yo mamas so ugly your dad dropped her off at safeway and he got a ticket for littering
who ever u are my hood yuoz a bitch ok ha,ha!!
you mom so fat she took up 99% of the earth
your momma is sooo fat i ran out of gas just trying to drive halfway around her =p =p =p =p lol…i dont get it
yo momas like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks,she blows,and she gats laid in da closet!
yo momma’s like a taxi everyone gets rides
yo momma’s ass is so hairy that she has cornrows on her ass
Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the proctologist, he stuck his finger in her mouth.
yo mama is so fat that sumo can hide behind her
YO MAMA SO UGLY YHAT IF UGLY WERE BRICKS SHE LL HAVE HER OWN PROJECTS
YO MAMA SO OLD SHE HAS MOSES IN HER YEAR BOOK
your moms glasses is so thick when she looked at the map she seen people waving..
Yo mama so ugly she made the blind kids cry
yo mommas vagina so big they used it as bus stop shelter
yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky.
yo momma is so stupid she got locked out of a convertible with the top down
Yo momma so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet said abc 123 get your fat ass off of me…
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
yo momma is so stuiped she thought fat joe was skinny.
yo mamma is so hairy she made chewbacca say daaaaaaaang!
yo mama is like a condom she’s always being used
yo mamma so fat she saw a yellow bus with white kids on it she yelled twinkie twinkie
yo mama is soo fat when she signed up for LIFE STYLE they wouldnt accept her!~!
yo mama is soo fat that she sweats out butter and syrup got full time job at DENNYS swiping pancake across her forehead
your mamas teeth r so yellow she spits butter
your mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Your momma’s so ugly, people use her picture for computer pranks.
Your momma’s so smelly, dogs won’t even sniff her.
Your momma’s so stupid, when she saw a “wet paint” sign she started squirting it with water.
Your momma’s so black, her blood type is Kool-aid.
Your momma is so fat, she lactates chocolate milk.
Your momma’s such a whore they made a Lifetime movie about her.
Your momma is so greasy, banana peels slip on her.
Your momma’s so ugly, she scared Stevie Wonder.
Your momma’s so fat, her pant size is “Moon”.
Your momma’s so stupid, she lost a staring contest to Hugh Grant.
Your momma’s so fat, when she went on a diet, Peter Griffin was her “after” picture.
Your momma’s so ugly, Jonah Hill portrayed her in a movie once.
Your momma’s so dumb, she starred in an Adam Sandler movie.
Your momma smells so bad, she made a turd flinch.
Your momma’s so dirty, George Carlin made a joke about her.
Your momma’s so fat, she stole Austin Powers’ mojo.
Just made up off the top of my head by a Man You Will All Know About Someday
yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin
yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family
yo momma is so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call
yo mama i like a vaccumm she sucks, she blows, and she get laid in the colset
ha
yo mama so stuped she tryed to get food stamp from the post office
yo mama so ulgy she went into the scary house and came out with a appcation
yo mama so black when she got in the car the oil light came on
your mums so fat she irons her pants in the driveway
ur mums so ugly halloween is her new birthday
kirsty womack
ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
yo momma so fat when she was sunbathing on the beach greenpeace tried todrag her bak into the sea
yo momma so fat, she has more ripples than a galxy shop
ha ha ha ha
yo momma so fat wen she went past my window i didnt see sunlight for a week!
urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
freak
yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book!
urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahaha
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahah
ha ha ha
hi my name is jenna yates im a smally fat shit you could call me an umpa lumpa but my mates call me fat SLAG im single and looking for a fat lesbo to have fun with
yo mommas so fat she has to put her lipstik on with paint rollers!
Kyle ur a rent boy,, u love men and u cant stand bein rejected u can onlii call girls bcuz ur 2 scared to call any 1 else,, u better know ur gunna get banged kyle and this time me nd hannah aint gunna 4give ya! ur not callin us and gettin away wiv it! So u better either stop callin us or ur gunna get banged twice,, either way ur gunna get banged!
go on then
Kyle finch bummed a sheep and then afterwards he spunked over a picture of Michael Jackson
charlotte is a scrone
kyle is a bum boy
yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 8 seasons of friends
she returned a puzzle she bought because she thought it was broken!
yo mamma, is a hoe.
yo mamma so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on
yo mamma so poor, she told your little brother that santa clause died.
KYLE IS A FUKIN GAY BOII WHOOP WHOOP
KYLE Y DU U ALWAIIS CALL GURLS YAH FUKI DIK U NO IF U CALL BOISS U WILL GET TWATTED
i get up at 5 every morning to eat my fatty cereal. everyone loves a 2 ton woman.
- some famous quotes from your mama.
my mom is so fat when she put on a red t-shirt averyone yelled kool-aid
this is a yo daddy joke…
yo daddy so gay his home page on his computer is http://www.meatspin.com
Yo momma so poor she washes paper plates!
yo momma teeth is so yellow when she walk on the street the cars slows down
yo momma is so fat she eats wheat theak
Sticks and stones may break my bones and so does your mom when she’s on top.
if ur a guy, please go to http://www.meatspin.com because you will absolutly love it. i know yo daddy does.
yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks
yo momma so poor that when yo daddy came home from work he said honey whats for dinner, she lit his pants on fire and said hot pockets
yo momma so stupid she jammed an energizer battery up her ass and started singing “i got the power”
yo momma so fat she has 3 clothe sizes: large, extra large, and oh my god, it’s coming this way!!!
yo momma so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!!!
yo mommas so ugly she made jubba the hutt say dayamn!
yo mommas so ugly she could trick-or-treat over the phone!
yo mommas so ugly she makes my baby sister cry even when shes not in the room!
yo mamas so nasty that she got kicked out of red lobsters for bringing her own crabs
yo mama is like a vacumm sucks , blows, and lays on the closet
your momma is so nasty and poor when u asked her what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
yo momma is so hairy she makes big foot cry
yo mammas so nasty shes like a mosquitoe she cant stop suckin till u smack her
yo mammas so ugly she put the boogeyman out of busness
yo momma’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like bigfoot, so people said bigfoot is on the loose
your mom is ugly
to momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office and they asked her for her weight, they said “sorry, we want your weight, not the national debt”
your mom is so hot i made her give me a blowjob, then i ate her pussy clean
Yo mama so fat it took me 2 buses and one train to get on her good side…LOL
Yo mamma so fat she walked around the block and her arse was still on the driveway!! haha LOL
all of theses jokes are shit
yo mamma so fat she was hit by a bus and she said hey who threw that rock
Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo mamas so fat shes fat
you momma so poor she’s the village bicycle everyone gets a ride
your momma so ugly a she was charged for mooning
yo mamma’s so ugly she has one eye and one leg, i call her IHOP
gregs mom gets so horny that she goes to ricardos house and rings the bell for service
yo momma is so poor i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said fish
yo momma so fat fat albert took one look at her and yelled I QUIT
davids mom so fat she say a bus ridin full of white kids and yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!
DAVIDS MOM GOT SO MUCH ACNE HER FACE FEELS LIKE A PEBBLE ROAD
DAVIDS MOMS LIPS SO BIG CHAPSTICK HAD TO INVENT A SPRAY!!!!
YO MOMMAS LIPS SO DRY THE CRUST IS USED TO MAKE BREAD
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHES STILL STUCK ON 2007
yo momma so poor her welcome mat dont say welcome it says welfare!!!
yo mama so poor she goes to a restaraunt and lickes peoples fingers for dinner
yo mammas glasses are so thick that she can look on a map and see people waving
yo momma is so poor that she has to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma so fat, i had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side
Yo mama teeth so big she was the backup piano for a stevie wonder concert.
yo momma so black, she went to night school and they counted her absent
yo mamas so fat when she farted she launched into orbit