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944 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Mamma Jokes for November 2008”



  1. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes jumbo humongous and holy shit its coming towards meee!!!!



  3. yo mama is so poor's Momma Joke:

    she waves an ice lolly around and calls it “air conditioning”



  4. Dallas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she bunge jumps she goes straight to hell



  5. brayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that when king kong saw her he laughed



  6. tenesha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said to be continued



  7. pot quea's Momma Joke:

    to momma is so harry that her hairdresser shaved her ass but nobody noticed that her head was on the bottomshe hadta be fat ass he’ll…



  8. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid a retard is smarter than her



  9. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s foot is so big and she is so hairy i saw and yelled out BIGFOOT IS ON THE LOOSE!



  10. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s foot is so big and she is so hairy i saw her
    and yelled out BIGFOOT IS ON THE LOOSE!



  11. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fatand nasty sharks wouldnt eat her



  12. johnny's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat and small they thought she was a low rider



  13. johnny's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  14. edinburg tx's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat when she put a yellow rain coat they thought she was the school bus!



  15. Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Fat She Can’t Fit In Double Doors



  16. bailey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layway



  17. bailey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black and retarded when they gave her m&ms she started rappin



  18. bailey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy even bigfoot has to take pictures



  19. bailey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her breast milk came out as powder



  20. harry's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she stepped on the scales and it said 1 at a time please.

    :)



  21. josh + harry (the 1 from above^^'s Momma Joke:

    your mam is so fat she got hit by a bus



  22. coolness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she was kicking a can outisde and someone said what are you doing and she said kicking my house



  23. asshole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so so fat shes not aloud to be a gangster



  24. kelsey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her breast milk is powder and she breast feeds like dis.
    (blow baby powder out of your hands)



  25. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they put her in a yellow raincoat and when her neighbors drove by the yelled “taxi”



  26. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dora couldn’t explore her



  27. Yo mama so fat when she was hauling ass she had to take two trips but she didnt mind that means she could hit the drive thru TWICE's Momma Joke:

    Elijah0232



  28. Yo mama so fat when she was hauling ass she had to take two trips but she didnt mind that means she could hit the drive thru TWICE's Momma Joke:

    Elijah



  29. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fat she steped on a doller and made change



  30. leo's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat small objects orbit her



  31. leo's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so old she farts out dust



  32. leo's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old she steps over her boobs



  33. Viera's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought Tiger Woods is a forest



  34. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big godzilla is smaller than her



  35. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and stupid she sat on arainbow and said “skittles arent
    popping out”



  36. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i told her to taste the rainbow she did and said “it tastes like rain”



  37. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she farts and pees hurricane katrina started



  38. lalalhahahalalalhaha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started to sing, “WE ARE FAMILY!”



  39. lalalhahahalalalhaha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.



  40. lalalhahahalalalhaha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl



  41. Conner's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall 2 se wot woz on
    the uder side



  42. lol's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”



  43. Gangster2's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DIRTY DAT WEN SHE GO TAKE A SHOWER THE WATER JUMPS OUT DA TUB



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went outside wearin a red dress the little kids pionted and shouted it s the kool-aid man!!



  45. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitional pull



  46. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to a hot air ballon showing, people pointed at her and said now thats an interesting plimp!



  47. Homes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that wen she smokes weed she doesnt get the munchies.



  48. Homes's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas such a trans that wen she walks by men they say a shit dont rape me.



  49. Homes's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so dark that when shes walkin in the middle of the road she gets hit and noone notices



  50. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  51. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she got stuck



  52. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she takes baths in the ocean and that is how it is so dirty



  53. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that the army use her farts as a nuclear bomb



  54. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a yellow bus full of white kids she said who threw a big twinky at me



  55. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on a dollar she made change



  56. hector's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooo fat!………she just fat



  57. hector's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald head when she comb ha scalp she comb ha brain cells



  58. pablo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she traded her car for gasoline money



  59. pablo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she taked a shit in the olimpic stadium



  60. oliver's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor,when i entered her apartment and stepped on a cigarette butt she yelled out”where’s the heat!”



  61. oliver's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so black she went to nightschool and got marked absent.



  62. oliver's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat,when we went to the ballgame she ate everybody’s WEINER including mine



  63. JONATHAN's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN I SHOT HER THE BULLET CAME BACK AND SAID “I AM NOT GOING NEXT TO THAT UGLY BITCH”.



  64. JONATHAN's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOT HIT BY A BUS SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT ROCK”.



  65. felbien's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly cause she look’s like you!



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and it rained skittles



  67. butthead's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so black she hs to were wiight glove to eat tossie rolls



  68. Larry's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so disappointed in you she looked at your dad and said I should have gave you a bj



  69. Larry's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so gross she said crabs is what’s for dinner



  70. Yo momma's gay's Momma Joke:

    Shit face



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma looks like a man she whooped out a dick dat was bigger then her hand



  72. troy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she walked to wal mart she triped over kmart and landed on target



  73. troy's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she locked herself in a grocirie store and starved to death



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mammas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck



  75. fat mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas so fat that when she jumpes for joy…. she gets stuck



  76. jeremy jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she put pickle juice on her breast and calls it a nipplecure



  77. stix's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so easy a caveman can do her



  78. Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so short she uses the doggie door



  79. bros before hoes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got stuck in the air and never came back



  80. bros before hoes's Momma Joke:

    Question: Whats black, pink, purple, and red?

    answer: Black guy going to Church!!!



  81. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought barraka was barak obama from mortal kombat



  82. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so dirty she got in the tub the water jumped out and sayd i aint cleanin that



  83. jk;j;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dirty i told her its time to throw out the trash n she is going to put herself in the trash



  84. Kris Rules's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  85. Kris Rules's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sat on the couch and watched the tv



  86. Kris Rules's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so unpopular her imaginary freind dosent even hang out with her



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pored out



  88. yoyoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family



  89. yoyoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.



  90. brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went
    to grand cannon she fell in it her fatass got stuck



  91. brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she roled over wal-mart and landed on target



  92. annie's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly when she walked into taco bell they all ran for the border.



  93. clarissa's Momma Joke:

    y0 mama !s so fa7 that when she went t0 the beach a whale said we r family



  94. clarissa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that when she fell in love she broke it



  95. clarissa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama was so fat fat fat fat fat that she had to get on the scale it stayed continueing



  96. shizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, her booty has its own area code.



  97. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she tried to make a mySPACE but they kicked her off because it was too large and to up to much memory.



  98. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she tried to make a mySPACE bit they kicked her off because it took to much memory.



  99. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she had you



  100. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma i so fat when she wears black you would think its a limo



  101. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she called ben rothlesburger because she wanted a refund.



  102. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so funny cause she said womens rights



  103. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she is not voting Barak for change she is voting for Peyton Manning for change instead.



  104. robomanh20's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid, she stared at the OJ carton because it said “concentrate” !



  105. Tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black, she drinks water and pisses out coffee



  106. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and the skittles popped out.
    Yo mamma is so fat it takes 2 men and a twinkie to get her out ther door.

    :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



  107. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she went to the polls to vote they arrested her



  108. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    it way past your bed time



  109. sierra's Momma Joke:

    i am amazing go BARACK OBOMA!!!!! VOTE FOR CHANGE! or you will regret it!!!!



  110. Sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that a sumo restler forfited against her.



  111. joshua's Momma Joke:

    your mommy so fat that when she jump up in the air she got stuck



  112. fred's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so nasty she has shit ajax cant take off….



  113. fred's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old she dated jesus in 3rd grade



  114. fred's Momma Joke:

    your momma os so fat when i was on top of her i rolled over twice and was still on the bitch….



  115. fred's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper



  116. An0nymOus's Momma Joke:

    Y0 Mama’s teeth sooooo yellow she spits butter



  117. An0nymOus's Momma Joke:

    Y0 Mama is SOOOOOOOOO fat it takes 3 buses, 4 trains, and a car ride just to get to her good side



  118. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she had to play ninie ball with the planets



  119. Jake's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so skinny that when she turns sidewards she disappered



  120. Mz.shay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got stuck in a grocery store



  121. klarge's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought tiger woods was a forest



  122. Hera Da Qween's Momma Joke:

    you people need 2 come up with yr own material and stop wirting these wack ass jokes. that is all



  123. dfsdsf's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she stepped outside with a red t-shirt on everyone said “Hey Kool-Aid”



  124. ladybug's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she said moving.



  125. ladybug's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she walked in the front door and out the back



  126. john delacruz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she goes to KFC she licks everyones fingers



  127. brittany d's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy she make french fries look dry



  128. NikGa dAyUm's Momma Joke:

    yO MommA brEatH stinkS So Bad Ppl Look fOrwaRd To0 hER faRts



  129. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it broke



  130. yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she sayed who threw that rock



  131. isaac's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is jake



  132. your bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like milk — white and chunky

    yo mama like McDonalds: im lovin it!

    yo mama like geico: even a caveman can do it!

    yo mama so white she makes merlin look black



  133. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made satan retire



  134. your's Momma Joke:

    sean sucks ass



  135. Sean's Momma Joke:

    Isaacs mamma can suck my hairy nuts!! I’m lovin it!!



  136. your's Momma Joke:

    sean sucks at yo mamma jokes



  137. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    Im a gay HO!!



  138. your bitch aka sean's Momma Joke:

    katty sean’s balls



  139. your bitch aka sean's Momma Joke:

    katty sucks sean’s balls



  140. Sean's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, she went into the Pacific Ocean, farted, and made Hurricane Katrina!!



  141. your bitch aka sean's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so crossed eyed when she threw a rock she missed the ground



  142. your bitch aka sean's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor when a robber broke into her box he left her some money



  143. Sucka's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid, she saw Shamu and said “Hi Mom!!!!”



  144. yo yo yo gordon on da loose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she wants a pat she will just go on the road and amke sure the cars go on her to make her feel better



  145. jamal's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stinky when i passed by i thought it was a skunk.



  146. Dez's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Fat She Sat On Her Car And Tha Windows, Tires, and Bumpers Rolled Off.



  147. javier's Momma Joke:

    your momma islike a door-noob EVERYONE gets a turn!



  148. jr perez and By megan rodriguez!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the beach the sand flew everywhere



  149. jone u out's Momma Joke:

    you momma so po i threw a rock at the trash can she said who knocked



  150. your momma so ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugle when she was born her mom said what a trasure and her dad said lets go bury it



  151. sabrina's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she dosent even know her name



  152. Sania's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so Stupid ow when she went in the hair contest
    People said No Proffesionals



  153. soni's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!



  154. Nez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she uses the equator as a belt



  155. XvX MaD MaN XvX's Momma Joke:

    tell ur momma to stop changing lipsticks my dicks is gonna be rainbow coloured



  156. By megan rodriguez!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark when i shot her at night with a bullet the bullet couldn’t find her so he had to back wit a flashlite!



  157. By megan rodriguez!!!'s Momma Joke:

    YOU SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU WAS BORN DA DOCTA SLAPPED YO MAMA 4 HAVIN YO UGLY ASS!!!



  158. By megan rodriguez!!!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN DAY THOT IT WAS A SUMO CUMIN OUT!!! BUT IT WAS JUST HER!!!



  159. Christopher C. Hill's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat her shadow covers more then 4 planets



  160. Christopher C. Hill's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she did you dad



  161. Christopher C. Hill's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly micheal jackson looks better then her



  162. Christopher C. Hill's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she booty shaked and someone thought it was a earthquake



  163. Christopher C. Hill's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she was Stuart Little’s barbie



  164. Christopher C. Hill's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short ken from barbie is her sex toy



  165. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that her body has their own timezones



  166. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that she has smaller fat people orbiting her



  167. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said concentrate



  168. joe mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that if i put 2 quarters in her pocket she’ll shit out my laundry



  169. HASAN,DEJEAN,NICOLE,INDIA,'s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA HEAD SO BIG SHE DONT HAVE NIGHTMARES SHE HAVE MOVIES



  170. HASAN's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO DIRTY SHE USED SHIT FOR SOAP



  171. HASAN's Momma Joke:

    YA MAMMA SO SMALL SHE LIVES IN MY SHOE BOX



  172. HASAN's Momma Joke:

    YA MAMMA SO SMALL I SAW HER RIDDING ON A ROACH TO WORK



  173. NICOLE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT PORKCHOPS WAS MADE FROM HORSES BITCHES



  174. HASAN's Momma Joke:

    YA MAMMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD HER CAT ON LAYAWAY



  175. matt's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly she singhed up for strippers and they payed to keep her cloths on.



  176. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that elmo wont give her a hug



  177. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that she has to use a lawn mower to shave



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so so fat that you dont even need google earth to find her



  179. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so gay she made michel jackson stright



  180. pavels mum's Momma Joke:

    i have a boyfriend by the name of nicholas



  181. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas lips r so big dat insted of using lip gloss she uses deodorant



  182. Sean's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, her waist size is……um……..um……..lose some weight, BITCH!!!



  183. hi my name is ISAAc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looked at the mirror freddy cugger poped out and said “whats your secret”?



  184. Isaac Rodrigues from Roosevelt Middle School's Momma Joke:

    katty sucks his mommas balls



  185. Isaac Rodrigues from Roosevelt Middle School's Momma Joke:

    logan u perv



  186. yourmomma's Momma Joke:

    jake i know you like to suck isaacs balls dont lie



  187. yung T's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she ole moses a quater



  188. Sean's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat, she got her jeans from the Hummer compny.



  189. Sean's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid, when her teacher told her to study her spellig words, she looked up “spelling”



  190. Sean's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it never stopped spinning.



  191. yo kid'n's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like home depot 25 cents a skrew!!!



  192. yo kid'n's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat…… she’s fat



  193. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger



  194. i am awesome i said's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to the football game they started the wave and it got to her it caused a tsunami!! yo mommas so stupid she drowned in the wave at the football game



  195. yo mama is so ugly...'s Momma Joke:

    that when she entered an ugly contest they said “Sorry, no professionals.” :P



  196. ThElOlMaN's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like nascar: she burns four rubbers in an hour!



  197. kassiesiarra's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she took a sip a pepsi and fell in the can



  198. kassiesiarra's Momma Joke:

    you mama so nasty when she farted her fart farrted



  199. Pete+Ben's Momma Joke:

    you’re mama is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  200. Pete+Ben's Momma Joke:

    you’re mama is so fat she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic



  201. kelsey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sold her car for car money



  202. dom+cam's Momma Joke:

    my mum just stinks



  203. jocker's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her favorite ward is ha ha ha



  204. jocker's Momma Joke:

    your msmma is just like a campfire everybady gets to stiks weaner in



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she said hi



  206. luke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she steped on the scales her mobile number came up!



  207. madjoka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma foot is so big and hairy she got big foot outta biz



  208. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor that when burglers came and left money



  209. robert's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that when she farts she turned spring to autem



  210. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so poor when i rang the door bell she said ring



  211. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is soo fat when an elevator broke in a hotel they said can you take me to the top layer



  212. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she got kicked out of a resterant the manegers foot got stuck



  213. robert's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when she whent in bed the man said its like iam on a trampoline



  214. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of my tv… i miss 3 episodes



  215. ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she had to get a special tiolet for her fat ass



  216. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so lezbo she licks pe pe



  217. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she makes the onions cry



  218. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i put a quarter between her titis and then i twisted her nipples and a snickers came out



  219. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i saw here kicking a can down the street and i asked her what was she doing and she said moving



  220. angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got ran over by a parked car



  221. dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise



  222. dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family



  223. jimsta the best yo momma joker ever's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short, she took a suicide jump off the curb



  224. miley's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat when i ran around her i got lost



  225. funnybitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  226. YA MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO SKINNY THAT SHE CAN HULA HOOP THROUGH A CHEERIO.



  227. Failpants.'s Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so stupid, that she learnt how to speak English from the retards who type these jokes.



  228. B Love's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so tall, she did a cart wheel and kicked Jesus in the face.



  229. Brian's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when you slap her in the ass you can ride on the waves.



  230. Shara's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sit on the couch it break in half



  231. ME's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat that when she saw the school bus she said TWINKIE!



  232. ME's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat that when she wore a yellow dress every one said the sun is falling!



  233. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  234. t-roany's Momma Joke:

    your mama sooooo fat that her cerial bowl has to have a life guard



  235. your daddy's Momma Joke:

    your mama soooooo fat she puts mannaise on her asprin



  236. Dena's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I Got the Power!!



  237. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she fell down the stairs and broke her leg gravy poured out



  238. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  239. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  240. black death's Momma Joke:

    your mam is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers lisence.



  241. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, when she walked across the floor, the radio skipped!



  242. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!



  243. miya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dusty, swiphers cleaners can’t clean her!



  244. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so old, she waited tables at the Last Supper!



  245. miya's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat that when she went on the merry go round she stoped, paused, and droped it like its hot!



  246. miya's Momma Joke:

    Rob Hot— Yo momma so greasy I had to rub her on the pan to bake cookies!



  247. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license.



  248. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED!



  249. miya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old , she worked in the reveloutional war!
    Hee Haw!



  250. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    When yo momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents!



  251. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving!



  252. miya's Momma Joke:

    Rob Hot– Yo jokes so wack, I see for the back of a salt and peppa shakers!



  253. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes into a strip joint, they pay her to leave her clothes on!



  254. miya's Momma Joke:

    To Rob Hot– Dude make your own jokes Im not dumb like your mom damnit!



  255. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called, WHY BOTHER!



  256. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 100lbs.



  257. Rob Hot's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s blood type is, Rague!



  258. ryan lindop's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat dat evan eval caneval can’t jump the crack on her ass
    XD
    XD
    XD
    XD



  259. pavel's Momma Joke:

    my mum is hot and she sleeps with nicholas.
    everybody dont tell anyone ….ok../shhhh



  260. ALEX's Momma Joke:

    YOUR ALL GAY



  261. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said I got the power!



  262. yo momas so poor she cant afford to pay attention.'s Momma Joke:

    $ampa



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    (I’m 4yrs old)My ass said:yo mamma’sass so big i could eat it in one go



  264. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh… : P



  265. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid



  266. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma coochie so nasty i talked to her ova da phone nd she gave me an ear infection!!



  267. nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so easy a caveman can do her



  268. nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so loose the use her as the swimming pool at the ymca



  269. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mmama so fat dat when jawuan stink he smell like doodoo



  270. nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade



  271. nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so old she seen pashion of the crist live



  272. nakiya thompson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so old she has an artergraph Bible



  273. linda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention



  274. linda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to the beach to get a tan she burnt out the sun



  275. linda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama som ugly when to try out for star wars they didn’t give her a costume



  276. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought a bus full of white people was a twinkie



  277. yo mama's so fat she used a paint roller for lipstick. Ha Ha Ha!'s Momma Joke:

    this is the funniest joke, but not really. Butt it is still pretty funny. HAHAHAH!!!!!



  278. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway



  279. Jamie's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so dumb, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.



  280. Jamie's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so poor, I saw her running after the garbage truck with her grocery list.



  281. Jamie's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so dumb, when she passed by the YMCA, she thought they spelled MACY’S wrong.



  282. Jamie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, that her body parts have different time zones.



  283. hahahana's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so hairy her mustache has lice



  284. frankie's Momma Joke:

    your momma hasmso many poops in one day and calls it anal



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, when she whent to take a crap, the toilet said abc 123 you better get the **** off of me!



  286. meadows's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made a whale look like a tic tac :)



  287. meadows's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in school :P



  288. meadows's Momma Joke:

    y are you so ugly, o yh coz you came out yo momma



  289. jay the chink's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farted she brought the twin towers



  290. meadows mc bean's Momma Joke:

    beanio beanio beanio beanio - beanio beanio



  291. jay the chink's Momma Joke:

    anybody want some chicken chow mein



  292. meadows mc bean's Momma Joke:

    anyone want some bean sprouts



  293. jay the chink's Momma Joke:

    what do you get if you mix me and meadows chicken in BLACK bean sauce



  294. meadows has no forskin's Momma Joke:

    its true



  295. poem about jay's Momma Joke:

    jay says i have no foreskin



  296. poem about jay's Momma Joke:

    jay says i have no foreskin



  297. George Gillespie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like kifc finger lickin’ good :)



  298. S2H's Momma Joke:

    ok

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  299. S2H's Momma Joke:

    oops the html went thro



  300. S2H's Momma Joke:

    lets only chat thro this



  301. I3R's Momma Joke:

    so how are u going to send it



  302. S2H's Momma Joke:

    i added spaces so it wont show dont copty exactly tho

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  303. S2H's Momma Joke:

    damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  304. I3R's Momma Joke:

    HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  305. Your bitch aka logan riggio and sean medly on top of each other.'s Momma Joke:

    =P



  306. S2H's Momma Joke:




  307. S2H's Momma Joke:

    (body) switch the signs a “)” means “>”. “(” means “<”



  308. S2H's Momma Joke:

    k?



  309. S2H's Momma Joke:

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  310. S2H's Momma Joke:

    dont copy exacly



  311. jawuan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama`s feet is so fat when she put on a nike shoe and it speeled out nickalodean



  312. papieya goat face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat you have to butter a door frame and put a cake on the other side just to get her through!



  313. papieya goat face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she owes columbus a nickle! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  314. papieya goat face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she makes blind people cry :(



  315. papieya goat face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb that when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids she yells stop that twinkie!!!!!!!!!

    :0



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR FAMILY IS SO POOR WHEN YOU PICK UP A ROCK YOUR MAMA SAID PUT THAT DOWN WE CANT AFFORD THAT



  317. Top Mammah's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’z so fat, she walked on the road and the car bumped into her and she said “WHO THROUGH THAT STONE”



  318. Top Mammah's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PUT A YELLOW RAINCOAT ON, PEOPLE SAY “LOOK PAK N SAVE’S MOVING”



  319. Top Mammah's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA’S SO UGLY THAT SHE PUT BOOGY MAN OUT OF BUISNESS



  320. LISTEN UP THIS IS top mammah!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly she has to creep uhp on her own mirror



  321. LISTEN UP THIS IS top mammah!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat that her tore flap clapped



  322. LISTEN UP THIS IS top mammah!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat that she plays pool with the planets



  323. LISTEN UP THIS IS top mammah!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat that when she jumped into the sea, the whales sang”we are family”



  324. LISTEN UP THIS IS top mammah!'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so dumb she tried to throw a bird off the cliff



  325. LISTEN UP THIS IS top mammah!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama is so poor she was walking down the road with one shoe on and i said”hey mama you lost a shoe” and she said “no i just found one”



  326. janis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she breastfeeds a doll



  327. janis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone



  328. Tamarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumg she has a green bottle for a head



  329. Tamarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she could fit through the bottom of the door



  330. Tamarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so crazy she called 911 for a hamburger



  331. Tamarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she dosen’t even know her own child



  332. Santi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo fat she sunk the TITANIC



  333. Santi's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE PUT HER PICTURE ON FACEBOOK ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SAW THIER COMPUTER GOT A VIRUS



  334. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    who wants to have a yo momma batlle rite now



  335. my sick yo mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP TRYNA GET UP
    yo mama is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
    yo mama so fat she got Baptiste at sea world
    your mamas so dark God said let there be light
    Yo mamas so ugly they thought u were wearing a Halloween costume yo mama so ugly she ask someone are u going to the fear fest at six flags they said y don’t you look in the mirror Your mama so fat she don’t need the Internets shes already world wide!



  336. macphee17's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy the only lanuage she speaks is ‘wookie’



  337. john's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat that when she when to the zoo a little kid said mommy mommy look at that gorilla!



  338. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when 3 hobos saw her they sang we are family even though your fatter than me



  339. Yo mama is so dark when she went to night scool they marked her abscent's Momma Joke:

    Shawn



  340. jonh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid whan she got hit by lighting then she said
    I GOT THE POWER



  341. jonh's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE SING HIT ME BABY 1 MORE TIME



  342. jonh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Hey, Kool-Aid!”

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

    Yo mamma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she has her own zip code!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, “Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she rents shade!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she invented the lowrider!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they’re flats.

    Yo mamma’s so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “to be continued.”

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling “taxi!”

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.



  343. i laugh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.



  344. h's Momma Joke:

    these are gay tere so gay



  345. Elijio's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!!!!



  346. Corri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped on a trampoline, she seperated the united states from the rest of the continents



  347. lil joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she takes a step and comes out of china



  348. lil joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she thinks a diet is eating the whole world.



  349. liliana garza's Momma Joke:

    well youre momma is so cheap she was made in china.



  350. lil joker's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so old her first car was a dinosaur



  351. Demi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she saw a school bus go by and she yelled “STOP THAT TWINKY!!!”



  352. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid that when she went to dial nine 911 she looked at the eleven button



  353. nikkii's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so uglii shii looks liike taylor swiift..yea thts riight eat iit!!



  354. kaylee's Momma Joke:

    ur mommys so uglii she looks liike ur facee=]]]



  355. bailey's Momma Joke:

    this is stupid these r all awful jokess



  356. Liam said's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people call’Taxi’



  357. Liam said's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly yoda beat her in a fashion contest



  358. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    float like a butterflie sting like a bee i slept with your mom now it stings to pee



  359. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor her welcome mat says welfare



  360. free' zach's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it craked



  361. free' zach's Momma Joke:

    your mama so pour she lives in nothing.



  362. KNGSOSA's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch



  363. louis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she heard the door bell she went 2 the microwave



  364. louis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly sasquatch said SEE YOU WOULDNT WANA BE YOU



  365. yo momma so ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so ugly when she walked down the street in september people said, “is itt halloween already.”



  366. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, she thought a Brazilian was a number



  367. RINA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE JOINED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY SAID NO PROFESSIONALS!!!HAHAHHAH
    SAMOANS RULE



  368. RINA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE JOINED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY SED NO PROFESSINALS



  369. You just died's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo fat that you have to take two busses and a train just to get on her good side.



  370. You just died's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz soo stupid that she laughed at your yo momma jokes



  371. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when she steped in the atlantic ocean she took up all the room



  372. Rahan Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy she makes king kong look BOLD!
    WHOOOOOOOO



  373. Rahan Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the highway patrol told her to wear a “cautioon wide turn” t-shirt WHHOOOOO



  374. Rahan Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    LUCA MOMMA IS SO UGLY MY DOG MADE HER LOOK LIKE A MODEL



  375. ABBEY MIDDLE's Momma Joke:

    UR GAY



  376. dillon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy crouger nightmares



  377. MoNkEy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma has had crabs that long she walks sideways.



  378. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Wheres my gumball?”



  379. JSCH666's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she jumped into the ocean and al the whales started singing “we are family even tho your fatter than me”



  380. JSCH666's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.



  381. Mina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big she uses greyhounds for roller skates.



  382. lil joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she use cheerios as hula hoops



  383. nickj. luver's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she eats wheet thicks



  384. nickj. luver's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so big when she was walking down the free way people tried to swerve around her they kept running out of gas!!!!



  385. nickj. luver's Momma Joke:

    most of these jokes r retarded



  386. j dizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a toilet fat white and smells like shit!!!!



  387. j dizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so akinny she can hang glide wit a doritto



  388. j dizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a happy meal fast cheap and geasayyyyyyyy



  389. j dizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when they said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl



  390. j dizzle's Momma Joke:

    my sister is so stupid when dad told her to go to bed its 8:oo she said its not 8:oo its 8:02



  391. your momma's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so old she has a picture



  392. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she signed up with Verizon, just to eat the Blackberries



  393. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she took the bite out of the Apple logo



  394. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, it took 3 hours to upload her myspace pic



  395. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black, every time I look at her I think I’m asleep.



  396. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so smelly, Wolverine left Earth.



  397. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she can’t fit in an online chat room.



  398. RICHGY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SOOOOOOOOO DUMB SHE STOPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED TEEL IT TURN GREEN!



  399. RICHGY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE PLAY POOL WITH THE NINE PLANETS!



  400. yo momma is so damn stupid she put free samples on lareway's Momma Joke:

    kameron said



  401. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked on Wall St. the Dow dropped 1000 points.



  402. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she crashed in the Bermuda Triangle, it became a square.



  403. rick's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when she went to the store she lowers the prices



  404. Nadermann's Momma Joke:

    i am awesum



  405. Nadermann's Momma Joke:

    nadermann can draw a rainbow with a lead pencil



  406. rebery's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she walks into k mart and goes in full reversal



  407. Annie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the pool everyone started singing”we are family even though youre fatter than me!”



  408. Annie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid that she threw away all the donuts because they had holes



  409. Annie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so short that she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide



  410. Annie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a toilet, it started singing:abcdefg get your fat ass off of me



  411. Up Urs's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved outside



  412. kemari moore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got a dick on her head every time she think she get hard



  413. kemari moore's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy hair line so mest up it looked like it was doing da soulja boy



  414. kemari moore's Momma Joke:

    you so poor i saw u knocking on da trash can and ask wat was u doing u said my mom locked me out



  415. kemari moore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat soon as she steped in walmart all the prices went down



  416. ???'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so small you can see her



  417. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it takes 10 planes, 3 trains and 5 buses just to get past one of her boobs



  418. i did yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat it takes a year in a space rocket to get past one of her boobs



  419. yug yug yug's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is so fat and big that king kong and godzilla look small



  420. Starmancer's Momma Joke:

    You guys suck. Why don’t you be original.

    Yo momma’s so old….she was born a monkey.

    See, it aint that hard to make one up. Think for yourselves.



  421. Brent's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so hairy they filmed Gorilas in the Mist in her shower



  422. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she looks at the mirror she breaks



  423. bitch`'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped on da bed and landed 125ft under



  424. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, she made a blind man cry.



  425. lil dq-teven's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she threw a rocc and missed the ground



  426. Single Girl#1 if u got msn send me a message bck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she went into a £1 shop and compained the prices were to expensive

    Yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked wat u doin she sed moving houses

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to jump on the rainbow and the colours came out

    Yo momma teeth are so yellow she walked into church everyone sed god id coming

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when the sun is out you know her mouth is open if not then her mouth is closed

    Yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and the whales said ‘we are family’



  427. Single Girl#1 if u got msn send me a message bck's Momma Joke:

    im sick init BRAP BRAP BRAP



  428. t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she entered a contest and said no perfessionals aloud



  429. wussup's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side



  430. wussup's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince



  431. wussup's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she had Jesus in her yearbook



  432. tristan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat that she scared the livin crap outa godzilla



  433. JOSH's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WANT TO TAKE ABATH SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE COMMUNITY POOL



  434. harry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade



  435. pdkag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she called 911 on the cops



  436. hyfhy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she has the first copy of the ten commandments



  437. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO GET BAPTISED IN SEAWORLD



  438. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE MUST PLAY POOL WITH THE PLANETS



  439. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO NASTY,DAT WEN I ASKED HER WHATS FOR LUCH,SHE SPREDID HER LEGS AND SED CRABS



  440. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY DAT ON HALLOWEEN HER TRICK WAZ DA TREAT



  441. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS TEEHT ARE SO YELLOW DAT WEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH IT LUKZ LIKE STARWARZ GOIN ON IN THERE



  442. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD,DAT WEN I SLIT HER THROAT I SAW DA DUST KUM OUT



  443. JUNIOR NIKKA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR DAT WEN A HOBO SAW A PENNY SHE SAID “EY BITCH DATZ MY LIFE SAVINGS”



  444. nate mumma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a door knob…. everybody gets a turn



  445. nate mumma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a bag of skittles and a rainbow popped out



  446. nate mumma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black she went to night school and got counted abcent



  447. nate mumma's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her wat she was doing, and she said, MOVING



  448. nate mumma's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a village bicycle, everybody gets a ride



  449. nate mumma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY



  450. Cleveland's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World!



  451. hry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow sweater and went outside someone yelled TAXI!!! TAXI!!!!!



  452. GIANT SEA WEINER's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she went to toys r us and bought a jig saw puzzle… She came back and asked for a refund cause the puzzle was broken.



  453. hry's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went on an expedition she became a new planet



  454. Weiner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came back with a job application



  455. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she triped on the ground scientists named that event when worlds colide!



  456. yo yo master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so phat that she hate ur da der tub eh



  457. us der rule da hood yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so phat that she do no not how to spel ur name in der ur mama dat she dont fit in the shit



  458. yur name her's Momma Joke:

    i ama ganster from da hood dat we is representing the crips and da bloods. i is of dat mexiacano yo yo. dat der is dat shit is da bling bling in that black way



  459. plup's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she whent “kfc” to like other peoples fingers.



  460. pewpewpew's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she rolled into the ocean the wales said “run for your lives, a giant!”



  461. ILA's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so fat when she had a baby she didn’t have a baby…. she had a donut!!!



  462. max's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so black and hairy
    she made king kong jealous!!



  463. max's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo
    DAM good she actually
    my mama!!



  464. max's Momma Joke:

    MY mama is soo
    ugly….. its actually
    your mama



  465. Marquel w. Harris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid & so drunk, she purposely took Budlight at the store & left you



  466. Marquel w. Harris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so colorful, she dates men on the rainbow than the pot of gold.



  467. Marquel w. Harris's Momma Joke:

    yo jokes are CORNY,CORNY,CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! barney



  468. Betabytemedia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway



  469. Betabytemedia's Momma Joke:

    your moma so stupid yoyo games had to close down due to too many how do i use d&d questions!



  470. Roy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection when I talked to her on the phone…

    Yo mamma is like a cheeseburger, fat and only worth a dollar…

    Yo mamma is so ugly your dad met her at the pound..



  471. Roiess (aka Roy)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection when I talked to her on the phone…

    Yo mamma is like a cheeseburger, fat and only worth a dollar…

    Yo mamma is so ugly your dad met her at the pound..

    Yo mama is so ugly they fed her with a slingshot

    Yo mama is so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her good bye…

    Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her once and lose 20 lbs…

    Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love, she broke



  472. Roiess (aka Roy)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection when I talked to her on the phone…

    Yo mamma is like a cheeseburger, fat and only worth a dollar…

    Yo mamma is so ugly your dad met her at the pound..

    Yo mama is so ugly they fed her with a slingshot

    Yo mama is so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her good bye…

    Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her once and lose 20 lbs…

    Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love, she broke

    Yo mama is so ugly that she makes pokemon look sexy

    Yo mama is so fat that NASA orbits her

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, her dad thought that she was a dog, and sold her

    Yo mama is so fat that meatballs were made after her

    Yo mama is so fat that she irons her bra on the highway

    Yo mama is so fat that she has her own size in clothing and shoe size

    Yo mama is so ugly that she scares sharks

    Yo mama is so hairy she has an afro around every joint

    Yo mama is so big that kids play hide-and-seeke in her



  473. cool kid's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas like a hockey team…changes her pades every three periods



  474. momma's Momma Joke:

    yout mommas so fat that her belt size is the equater



  475. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so stupid that she locked herself in the car and couldnt get out.



  476. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat when she see’s a yellow bus traveling down the street she yells “Stop that Twinkie!!!!!!!!!!”



  477. waz up's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when she enterd the ugly contest they said,”No professional



  478. tanner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she ordered a forklift to move her!!! big fat mama!!!
    yo mama so fat she had shocks on the tolit!!!big mama!!!



  479. tanner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the bitch is just fat!!



  480. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  481. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the DMV had to copy her picture off of GoogleEarth!



  482. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, “The Biggest Loser” denied her application cause they don’t have helicopter cameras.



  483. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, the Alaskan pipeline is connected to her toilet.



  484. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, having sex with her is called spelunking.



  485. YOMAMALAUGHALOT's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short and flat when she goes 2 da library people pick her up mistaking her as a book n beats the shit out of them



  486. LALALAND's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old u have 2 carry her in a dust pan



  487. ciihisiji's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she cant tell da difference between a person n a cat



  488. ciihisiji is a freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas hair so long and thick it takes more than a day 2 brush it



  489. JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny when she wheres silver dogs pee on her thinking of her as a light post



  490. RedG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sucked on a banana thinking wuz a dick



  491. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so desperate that she was making out with her sandwich hoping people would replace her sandwich for there lips



  492. dacrackerjuicerdudewhatev's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas skin so bright she stepped out in the middle of da road and blinded a bus driver



  493. dacrackerjuicerdudewhatev's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded she got lost in a kiddy maze



  494. eeeeeeew's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas hand so fat it got stuck in da mail box



  495. demonic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid whens i told her she was stupid she laughed



  496. JJ's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS FAT WHEN SHE WENT OUTSIDE AND FELL I DID’NT WANT TO LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP



  497. Rene's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she owes god $3



  498. Rene's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old when i slap her back her tits fall off



  499. Rene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny when she turns sideway she disapers



  500. fat ho bum hair's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang ‘WE ARE FAMILY’

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES A MATRESS AS A TAMPON



  501. yo wall greens's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to wallgreens and thought the walls were greeen

    ” wall greens”



  502. Kalooke:]!'s Momma Joke:

    Yer momma so stupid she went to youtube and said what do I doooo?

    :]]

    Hahaha……..



  503. Kalee Babehh!!!'s Momma Joke:

    This stuff is ghetttoo:]



  504. Kalee Nadean:0's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is SOOOOOO fat that she went to the store and fell and a kid came by her and said MOM a bounce houseeee:]



  505. JohnCena's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stepped on rainbow and made skittles



  506. JohnCena's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she went on youtube to fix a pipe



  507. Yo mama house is so nasty that when i walked in her bathroom roaches were singing we are family's Momma Joke:

    Ryan



  508. Yo mama house is so nasty that when i walked in her bathroom roaches were singing we are family's Momma Joke:

    New york



  509. eeeeeeew's Momma Joke:

    bitch



  510. christy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator! ! ! ?



  511. wesley's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid someone told her it was chilly outside an she got a spoon



  512. mikeey's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she jumped up in air and got stuck



  513. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got an the toilet and the toilet said ABC GET YOUR FAT BUT OF OF ME



  514. omes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said “stop that twinky!”.



  515. omes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she has two 1990 tv’s she stole,one for video and one for sound.



  516. omes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she doesn’t need a costume for Halloween,cause she goes as herself.



  517. Coreoceax's Momma Joke:

    to: Admin - If You want to delete your site from my spam list, please sent url of your domain to my e-mail: stop.spam.today@gmail.com
    And I will remove your site from my base within 24 hours
    webmastegz



  518. chelbyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she sat on ASDA and lowered the prices,

    Yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.

    yo mamas soooo stupd she sat on the TV and watched the couch,



  519. chelbyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she sat on ASDA and lowered the prices,

    Yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.

    yo mamas soooo stupd she sat on the TV and watched the couch,



  520. chelbyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she sat on ASDA and lowered the prices,

    Yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.

    yo mamas soooo stupd she sat on the TV and watched the couch,



  521. texas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo stupid she tried to drown a fish



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that when she breast feeded you, you got a hairball stuck in your throat!



  523. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid a retard is smarter than her



  524. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she sat on the T.V. and watched the coutch



  525. shod's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor you went home and asked “whats for dinner”? she lite your pants pocket on fire and said ” hot pockets”



  526. yo real dad's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she uses duet soap to take a bath!!!!!!!



  527. yo real dad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama theeth so yellow she stopps traffic



  528. yo real dad's Momma Joke:

    sorry wat i ment to say is :yo mom so fat she uses diet soap to take a bath



  529. unfiffift's Momma Joke:

    to: Admin - If You want to delete your site from my spam list, please sent url of your domain to my emai: stop.web.spam@gmail.com
    And I will remove your site from my base within 24 hours
    webmastegz

    PS. As the previous address of an e-mail has been removed also all letters on it have been lost I is compelled to make this dispatch once again.
    PS2. To send url your site on an e-mail stop.web.spam@gmail.com is a unique way to avoid a spam from me. To write abuses to the various “stop spam” sites - it is useless.
    PS3. Your addresses of an e-mail are not necessary to me, you can create an e-mail through free service and send me yours url through this e-mail
    PS4. sorry for my bad English :)



  530. colink_3728's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even STD’s refuse to get up in her



  531. jkgh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please



  532. colink_3728's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly you obviously inherited her genes



  533. jkgh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i got lost walking around her



  534. jkgh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it took me a week to drive around her



  535. marshmellow's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, that when she sat down at walmart, the prices dropped



  536. marshmellow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her reflection quit!



  537. God's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her brth certificate was an apology
    note from the trojan man



  538. God's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat fat albert called he wants his stomach back



  539. God's Momma Joke:

    jack is gay



  540. MY HOOD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD HER AND JESUS TOOK BUDDY PICTURES



  541. MY HOOD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO FAT SHE PLAYED POOL WITH THE PLANETS



  542. MY HOOD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATOR



  543. STANK BREATH's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO UGLY HER CASKET RAN AWAY WHEN SHE DIED



  544. STANK BREATH's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA BREATH IS SO HOT HER NICKNAME IS VOLCANO



  545. MY HOOD's Momma Joke:

    THATS WHY EVERYBODY ON HERE IS TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOMA



  546. STANK BREATH's Momma Joke:

    BITCH SHUT UP WITH THOSE WACK ASS JOKES……THEY NEED TO BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUNKY ASS



  547. ANDREW's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO STUPED SHE AW A BUS GO BY SHE SAID CATCH THAT TWINKIE!



  548. ANDREW's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPED SHE SAW A BUS AND SHE SAID CATCH THAT TWINKIE



  549. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat god askst her to move



  550. jazmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma iz so flat that she was jelos of a piece of paper!



  551. marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so harry the only language she can speak is chubaka.



  552. marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly your dad dropped her off at safeway and he got a ticket for littering



  553. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    who ever u are my hood yuoz a bitch ok ha,ha!!



  554. yojoh's Momma Joke:

    you mom so fat she took up 99% of the earth



  555. curt's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooo fat i ran out of gas just trying to drive halfway around her =p =p =p =p lol…i dont get it



  556. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momas like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks,she blows,and she gats laid in da closet!



  557. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a taxi everyone gets rides



  558. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s ass is so hairy that she has cornrows on her ass



  559. The Grinch's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the proctologist, he stuck his finger in her mouth.



  560. sss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that sumo can hide behind her



  561. CELINA SAID's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY YHAT IF UGLY WERE BRICKS SHE LL HAVE HER OWN PROJECTS



  562. CELINA SAID's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD SHE HAS MOSES IN HER YEAR BOOK



  563. ro'isha's Momma Joke:

    your moms glasses is so thick when she looked at the map she seen people waving..



  564. Reuben Thomas Veirs's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she made the blind kids cry



  565. sick perverted momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas vagina so big they used it as bus stop shelter



  566. becca's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky.



  567. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got locked out of a convertible with the top down



  568. Heather Yo Momma....'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet said abc 123 get your fat ass off of me…
    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
    Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
    Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
    Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
    Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!



  569. dee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stuiped she thought fat joe was skinny.



  570. Zach's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy she made chewbacca say daaaaaaaang!



  571. u's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a condom she’s always being used



  572. kj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she saw a yellow bus with white kids on it she yelled twinkie twinkie



  573. u's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat when she signed up for LIFE STYLE they wouldnt accept her!~!



  574. u's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat that she sweats out butter and syrup got full time job at DENNYS swiping pancake across her forehead



  575. blah blah's Momma Joke:

    your mamas teeth r so yellow she spits butter



  576. blah blah's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  577. LBNECP's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so ugly, people use her picture for computer pranks.
    Your momma’s so smelly, dogs won’t even sniff her.
    Your momma’s so stupid, when she saw a “wet paint” sign she started squirting it with water.
    Your momma’s so black, her blood type is Kool-aid.
    Your momma is so fat, she lactates chocolate milk.
    Your momma’s such a whore they made a Lifetime movie about her.
    Your momma is so greasy, banana peels slip on her.
    Your momma’s so ugly, she scared Stevie Wonder.
    Your momma’s so fat, her pant size is “Moon”.
    Your momma’s so stupid, she lost a staring contest to Hugh Grant.
    Your momma’s so fat, when she went on a diet, Peter Griffin was her “after” picture.
    Your momma’s so ugly, Jonah Hill portrayed her in a movie once.
    Your momma’s so dumb, she starred in an Adam Sandler movie.
    Your momma smells so bad, she made a turd flinch.
    Your momma’s so dirty, George Carlin made a joke about her.
    Your momma’s so fat, she stole Austin Powers’ mojo.

    Just made up off the top of my head by a Man You Will All Know About Someday



  578. SaVonn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin



  579. SaVonn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  580. Josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call



  581. tone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama i like a vaccumm she sucks, she blows, and she get laid in the colset



  582. tone's Momma Joke:

    ha



  583. tone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuped she tryed to get food stamp from the post office



  584. tone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ulgy she went into the scary house and came out with a appcation



  585. tone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she got in the car the oil light came on



  586. kirsty womack bums chickens's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she irons her pants in the driveway



  587. jenna yates loves harry ghaygan's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so ugly halloween is her new birthday



  588. miss blake has tissue tits's Momma Joke:

    kirsty womack



  589. kirsty looks like gok wan's Momma Joke:

    ha ha ha ha



  590. KYLE LUVS MEN 2 HUG's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was sunbathing on the beach greenpeace tried todrag her bak into the sea



  591. Kyle Loves men 4ever's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she has more ripples than a galxy shop



  592. hannah is so gay even the gayest man in the world wouldnt touch or look at her and she is a spannah's Momma Joke:

    ha ha ha ha



  593. hi my name is kyle finch nd im lookin 4 a new man....has to like higs and cuddling on a cold night watchin a film....'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she went past my window i didnt see sunlight for a week!



  594. KYLE FINCH LOVES 2 HAVE MEN IN HIS BED AND HE ALSO LOVES TO ONLY CALL GIRLS CUZ HE KNOWS HE WILL GET BAKNGED IF HE CALLS BOYS's Momma Joke:

    freak



  595. Xx-hannah-xX's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book!



  596. hi my name is kyle finch,, i wud like to say that i proposed to a girl in yr 2 or 3 and i wanted her to marry me,, but she rejected me im soo sad :( so now im looking for men bcuz i cant get girls so if anybody is interested in makin my life better plz te's Momma Joke:

    hahaha



  597. hi my name is jenna im a single prostitute looking fo a single homo to share my aids with's Momma Joke:

    ha ha ha



  598. hi's Momma Joke:

    hi my name is jenna yates im a smally fat shit you could call me an umpa lumpa but my mates call me fat SLAG im single and looking for a fat lesbo to have fun with



  599. KYLE IS GAY's Momma Joke:

    Kyle ur a rent boy,, u love men and u cant stand bein rejected u can onlii call girls bcuz ur 2 scared to call any 1 else,, u better know ur gunna get banged kyle and this time me nd hannah aint gunna 4give ya! ur not callin us and gettin away wiv it! So u better either stop callin us or ur gunna get banged twice,, either way ur gunna get banged!



  600. donut muncher's Momma Joke:

    go on then



  601. charlotte bumgreves's Momma Joke:

    charlotte is a scrone



  602. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kyle is a bum boy



  603. :('s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 8 seasons of friends



  604. Yo Mamma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    she returned a puzzle she bought because she thought it was broken!



  605. jericha n austyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma, is a hoe.



  606. jericha n austyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on



  607. jericha n austyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor, she told your little brother that santa clause died.



  608. abby's Momma Joke:

    i get up at 5 every morning to eat my fatty cereal. everyone loves a 2 ton woman.

    - some famous quotes from your mama.



  609. chris miller sally miller's Momma Joke:

    my mom is so fat when she put on a red t-shirt averyone yelled kool-aid



  610. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    this is a yo daddy joke…

    yo daddy so gay his home page on his computer is http://www.meatspin.com



  611. Anonymus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she washes paper plates!



  612. gangsta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth is so yellow when she walk on the street the cars slows down



  613. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she eats wheat theak



  614. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    Sticks and stones may break my bones and so does your mom when she’s on top.



  615. oh yes's Momma Joke:

    if ur a guy, please go to http://www.meatspin.com because you will absolutly love it. i know yo daddy does.



  616. oh yes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks



  617. the funniest yo momma joke ever is:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that when yo daddy came home from work he said honey whats for dinner, she lit his pants on fire and said hot pockets



  618. oh yes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she jammed an energizer battery up her ass and started singing “i got the power”



  619. oh yes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has 3 clothe sizes: large, extra large, and oh my god, it’s coming this way!!!



  620. chad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!!!



  621. ja's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she made jubba the hutt say dayamn!



  622. ja's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she could trick-or-treat over the phone!



  623. ja's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she makes my baby sister cry even when shes not in the room!



  624. king filth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so nasty that she got kicked out of red lobsters for bringing her own crabs



  625. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacumm sucks , blows, and lays on the closet



  626. king filth's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so nasty and poor when u asked her what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs



  627. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she makes big foot cry



  628. king filth's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so nasty shes like a mosquitoe she cant stop suckin till u smack her



  629. king filth's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly she put the boogeyman out of busness



  630. Isabelline's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving



  631. Fred banana's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she looks like bigfoot, so people said bigfoot is on the loose



  632. guy's Momma Joke:

    your mom is ugly



  633. josie-jo anelle's Momma Joke:

    to momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office and they asked her for her weight, they said “sorry, we want your weight, not the national debt”



  634. Lollipop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat it took me 2 buses and one train to get on her good side…LOL



  635. Lollipop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she walked around the block and her arse was still on the driveway!! haha LOL



  636. coco's Momma Joke:

    all of theses jokes are shit



  637. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she was hit by a bus and she said hey who threw that rock



  638. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  639. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes fat



  640. anthony's Momma Joke:

    you momma so poor she’s the village bicycle everyone gets a ride



  641. anthony's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly a she was charged for mooning



  642. brock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so ugly she has one eye and one leg, i call her IHOP



  643. momma time's Momma Joke:

    gregs mom gets so horny that she goes to ricardos house and rings the bell for service



  644. momma time's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said fish



  645. :('s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat fat albert took one look at her and yelled I QUIT



  646. :('s Momma Joke:

    davids mom so fat she say a bus ridin full of white kids and yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!



  647. :('s Momma Joke:

    DAVIDS MOM GOT SO MUCH ACNE HER FACE FEELS LIKE A PEBBLE ROAD



  648. :('s Momma Joke:

    DAVIDS MOMS LIPS SO BIG CHAPSTICK HAD TO INVENT A SPRAY!!!!



  649. :('s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS LIPS SO DRY THE CRUST IS USED TO MAKE BREAD



  650. :('s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHES STILL STUCK ON 2007



  651. chad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor her welcome mat dont say welcome it says welfare!!!



  652. chad's Momma Joke:

    :( your jokes suck!



  653. you mamas name is poor and fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she goes to a restaraunt and lickes peoples fingers for dinner



  654. yo mamma is's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas glasses are so thick that she can look on a map and see people waving



  655. paul's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that she has to eat cereal with a fork to save milk



  656. Antoinette The one and only's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, i had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side



  657. Shamir's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth so big she was the backup piano for a stevie wonder concert.



  658. bmac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black, she went to night school and they counted her absent



  659. shaq2's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she farted she launched into orbit



  660. shaq2's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and came out wit a job application



  661. shaq2's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat its hard to walk any where wit out trippin on her fat



  662. devin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and go arrested for mooning



  663. Eric's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so white she made michael jackson feel black!!



  664. dan da man's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly, it aint funny!



  665. dan da man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a sex offender she made michae; jackson feel jealous!



  666. dan da man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she sat on tha toilet, tha toilet sed, ABCDEFG, get ur fatass of uv meh!!!!!!!!!!!!



  667. Classified's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, you can see one boob upstairs and one boob downstairs.



  668. Classified's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she cant even do NOTHING right.



  669. Classified's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so Juicy, the Sunny D company had to close down



  670. Classified's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so bald, She took the bald eagle’s place as the animal representive.



  671. Classified's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, we use her lard to make Rice Krispie Treats



  672. bewGoomma's Momma Joke:

    to: Admin - If You want to delete your site from my spam list, please visit this site for instructions: stopspam.idoo.com



  673. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks in wooky, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



  674. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing and she said “moving”



  675. jay's Momma Joke:

    wats up



  676. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so black that when she swims in the beach people mistaken her for a oil spill



  677. KEKE_from VA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and made a booger fly out of George Washington’s nose.



  678. KEKE_from VA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she sat on the t.v and watched the couch



  679. KEKE_from VA's Momma Joke:

    “yo momma is so poor that she has to eat cereal with a fork to save milk”
    LMAO…Dat was funny



  680. ObectOrierm's Momma Joke:

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  681. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she eat her pillow because she thought it was a marshmellow



  682. Me645's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks like a pitsburgh steelers helmet



  683. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she triped over publix and landed on target :)



  684. Mustang5's Momma Joke:

    yiur momma got 1leg 1arm they call her 1 luv



  685. Mustang5's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thought 2-pac wuz a math teacher



  686. tootie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma gums so black she spit out chocolate milk



  687. max's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  688. arishaday's Momma Joke:

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  689. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor the only car she can afrod is a hot wheel



  690. redhot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when the doctor gave her a needle bounce right back out



  691. redhot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she look down she can’t even see her toes



  692. redhot's Momma Joke:

    yo baily yo mama so dumb that when she go to the 3-d movies she see candy popin out da screen she start grabin for it



  693. redhot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly shrek wouldn’t look at her



  694. jamee&lisa's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS BREATH SMELLS SOOO BAD WHEN SHE YAWNS HER TEETH DUCK!!!



  695. oritrusRatt's Momma Joke:

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  696. shahmeer abbasi's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid dat she sucks her own boobs for milk



  697. jim's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the winow and got arrested for mooning!!!!!!!!



  698. jim's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she stole free bread!!!!



  699. fat girl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she got on a scale she thought it was a phone number



  700. dat cool nika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greedy dat she put a turkey on layaway until thanksgiving



  701. Daisha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama`s so fat that when she sits in the tub all the water comes out and then she falls through 3 floors.



  702. thugnificent's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

    Yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in third grade.

    Yo mama is so old that when god said let there be light she was the one to hit the switch.



  703. chris miller sally miller's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is like a vaccume cleaner she sucks blows and gewts laid in the closet



  704. clyde's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away



  705. clyde's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck



  706. clyde's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs



  707. Emmanuel's Momma Joke:

    your mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks blows and gewts laid in the closet



  708. Emmanuel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and nasty sharks wouldn’t eat her



  709. natica 12 years old's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i told her i was going to the superbol she said bring me a bol home.



  710. jdnbsahjvgjbjjtehtre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is a bitc bitch bitch



  711. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb she is funnier then jack



  712. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb she is funnier then jack on page 1



  713. umair's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard



  714. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she asked wheres the toilet even though she was sittin on it



  715. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she takes a bath she has to sneek up on the water before she tackles it



  716. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly jesus said ”WHAT THE @#%$ IS THAT?”



  717. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on you and you said get me out of this black hole



  718. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so skinny she went out side dodgin rain drops and sayin”CANT TOUCH THIS!



  719. narutos mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she went to a foot ball game and said this toilet has DTV



  720. aunt yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to her crabs fresh



  721. Akash's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is like the railway lines,Shes gets laid all over the country!



  722. Nanny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she has her own orbit



  723. Henry-PS I am Catman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to spell her name with skittles!



  724. leez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dark i have to use night vision goggles to be able to see her



  725. best buy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that when they told her to get a colored TV she asked “What color?”



  726. senior's Momma Joke:

    your mommy so fat she yelled out micheal



  727. senior's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so fat she drinks quief juice



  728. senior's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid she look at ian pope and scream



  729. senior's Momma Joke:

    yo mom dicks so small its like justin



  730. Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she is yo momma!



  731. Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she had you.



  732. Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has 3 shirt sizes: Big, Huge, and Oh MY GOD its coming towaRD us!!!!



  733. Yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper



  734. JU MAMA MASTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds



  735. Lick my ass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to use a light poll as a dildo



  736. JU MAMA MASTER's Momma Joke:

    tristans mom is so fat that i ran around her 3 times and got lost
    dont tell tristan



  737. tristan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like rice i will put my chopstick in her



  738. Lick my ass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she like beach full of fat and shit \

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  739. Lick my ass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a craker she loves the white stuff on her



  740. tristan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a sandwich i put my mayonasse on her



  741. EliVreni's Momma Joke:

    Hello all. My mollify - the 49 year old dipsomaniac who won’t accept it - with acloholic liver virus,
    cirrosis, enlargement and a unnatural mephitis on him regular nonetheless he showers because he itches like crazy.
    Looks gruesome, particular pale-faced coloured, papery peel on legs , bruising, biting frigid all the set.
    It’s a appealing day here in south Wales (UK) and there he is in a variety of layers, a huge big fleecy jacket
    and wooly GLOVES!!! I’m in a sun-dress.
    He has hepatic encepholepathy (I ever magic it illegitimate, sordid), and won’t record his medication properly.
    He is also promote liquoring Guinness. He was out of asylum for a day and he’s no hope on it.
    He is staying with his pamper tonight and I’ve lawful oral to him on the phone and he is perfect negating,
    was tortuous has evidently drank today and was slurring terribly. I was told another draught could a wooden kimono him.
    That was 2 weeks ago. He’s been draughting up to 5 pints of Guinness a day for settled a week.
    I’m at the end of my the real situation and don’t be sure what to do. Any suggestion and albe that as it may I skilled in it’s relentlessly to accord
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  742. Yo momma so fat they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a spoon and a bowl's Momma Joke:

    Linda



  743. nathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fo fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out…



  744. stupid momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she couldnt think of anything good to say about herself



  745. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world because raging waters wasn’t enough



  746. erica's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and said lost a shoe and she said no just found one



  747. husskie's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she went to the zoo elephants started throwing peanuts at her



  748. husskie's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic



  749. husskie's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see whats over the other side



  750. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo monmma is so ugly she when to a ugly concert the judge said no professional



  751. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars start slowing down



  752. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    all ur jokes are shit.



  753. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    i challenge any1 here, to see if u can beat me



  754. cat people's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma eats so much donky shit i went meooooew



  755. me is fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shi is not skinny



  756. DeQuavius Holmes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma breath so stanky when she talk she talk shit



  757. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    Your mam so farts are so deadly whenever she farts he causes global warming.



  758. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    youre on Hair Jordan fan i am the champion in yo mama.



  759. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she makes ugly betty look hot



  760. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she flaten the car.



  761. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat it takes 1 year for the sharks to eat her.



  762. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    Someone challenge me please.



  763. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly i’d rather go out with godzilla than your mama.



  764. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she made godzilla cry.



  765. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s tidies are so pointy they look like the twin towers.



  766. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a bowl.



  767. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid even a retard is smarter than her.



  768. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she made your daddy look like the woman.



  769. Mohammad's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly when she posted her picture on the computer it automatically shuts down.