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820 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”



  1. na's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dark they have let her play as dark raider.



  2. sai's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat and dark her vigana look like a burn spreme taco.



  3. T.K's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she think your dad dick was a hotdog.



  4. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look good



  5. LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and said, “Hey, where’s my gumball?”

    Kinda old, I knowww.



  6. hairy beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speak is chewbacca from star war.pldddddddd! pldddddddd!



  7. RAP ABOUT YOUR MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIY..



  8. RAP ABOUT YOUR MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS I THROW SOME EGGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIRY…



  9. your hairy mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat doa cant even exploer her!!!



  10. your hairy mom's Momma Joke:

    repost:yo mama is so fat DORA cnt even exploer her!!!



  11. your hairy mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread!!!



  12. joked! Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor the only reason she raise u is to become my bitch!

    now suck my balls!



  13. FATTIE MAMA!'s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT RICHERD SIMONS SEAD “THAT’S IT I QUIT.”



  14. Kangzta's Momma Joke:

    zho mamma so old, when moses my bro was splitting the sea, she was in the other side fishin’



  15. ambermakinfunofyomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!



  16. Reil's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.



  17. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a Sleepy’s store and slept on the floor!



  18. ghosty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom for so long she peed her pants



  19. dude!!!'s Momma Joke:

    your momma so nasty!!!! she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!!



  20. dude!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so hairy, her nipples have afros.



  21. dude!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma is SOOOO ugly, that if my dog had a face like hers…..id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards!!



  22. dude!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma is soo fat, if you squeezed her legs, you probably get cottage cheese.



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looked out of the window and got aressted for mooning



  24. laurchey's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, the hotel put a blanket over the ocean



  25. laurchey's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road



  26. laurchey's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that when she saw a mouse it fell down and had a heartattack



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in air



  28. joked! Master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that,she can’t afford oil,she have to kidnap michael jackson and use his head to produce oil.



  29. pollo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people cut bacon strips off her back



  30. pollo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid and nasty that when she saw porno she said “hey how come that guy has a dick just like me”



  31. pollo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she opens her legs a sign comes out saying danger zone



  32. pollo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  33. pollo's Momma Joke:

    tu madre is so estupid she locked herself in the motocycle



  34. pollo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she studied for a drug test!

    dont worry we got more!



  35. Jmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  36. Jmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma her shadow weighs 100 pounds



  37. Jmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat you gotta take 4 trains and a bus just to get on her good side



  38. Jmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat all her relationships are long distance



  39. the 411's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, she called 411 and asked for the police



  40. the 411's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside her car



  41. the 411's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid, her computer said “you got mail” so she ran down to her mailbox



  42. the 411's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooooo poor and low-lifed, she steals from good will



  43. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay that when she met you, you said i quit



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out!!!!!!



  45. caleb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she eats pennies and thinks its cocco pebbles! ! !



  46. caleb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she drinks pee and thinks its lemonade! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  47. caleb's Momma Joke:

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  48. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she uses the highway for a slippen slide!!!!!!!



  49. caleb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly I killed her !!!!!!!!!



  50. caleb & brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama i so ugly when michael jackson kissed her she died!!!!!



  51. joked! Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that during in the summer when she saw a couple of black and white lovers sitting in a round pool,she thought it was a large bowl of chocolate & vanilla ice cream sunday.



  52. joked! Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so funny that i have to come back later on to post new jokes about her sweet & sour ass..



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so skinny she’d use a dorito for a hanglider



  54. The Yo Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.



  55. The Yo Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.



  56. The Yo Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.



  57. The Yo Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid, she used a solar powered flashlight in the dark.



  58. The Yo Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, she has to give directions to have sex.



  59. r tardad mother's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she orded a water bed the store that she bought it from jus t put a large blake over the pacific ocen.



  60. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so gay that the person reading dis has a big fat ass mom



  61. tgryhtj's Momma Joke:

    u momma so fat when she sat in da bathtub the toilet water overflowed



  62. Stupid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! :)

    Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone! :)

    Yo mama is so fat she had to take a bath in the Pacific Ocean! :)



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat



  64. Papi Chulo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so (stupid) she tried to kill herself with a cordless phone !!!!!



  65. YOMAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama was so ugly her mom thought she took a shit out of her vagina when she was born



  66. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she bleeds butter



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team



  68. ADE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S TEETH SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILED I CANT BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER



  69. OPRA's Momma Joke:

    Hey fans, call me

    914 967 7699



  70. David's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so nasty when she opens her legs she has a sign on her vagina that says sorry im open



  71. Mgamn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she could do backflips under her bed



  72. yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her DNA is DRO - Dorito



  73. PEACE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO FAT A TAXI DROVE BUY AND SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT TWEENKIE”.



  74. stupid ass mothers's Momma Joke:

    yo mother so stupid she told my mother to suck the earth’s dick bitch



  75. faith @ truth's Momma Joke:

    yo mother so fat she can play pool with the planets



  76. truth@fat ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mother so fat when she got out the car and turned around all of her great grand children was dead even the ones who were in the parent belly
    digg dat peple who think dat dey got jokes well i am here to tell u dat all da jokes are iin ma hands



  77. truth@fat ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid dat she was watching madea and said dam iz dat me or is it my ass



  78. hell yea's Momma Joke:

    BITCHEZ SUCK MY DADS DICK AND GO TO HELL CALL ME AT 860-765-7967



  79. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she went to a haunted mansion, she came out with a jobapplication



  80. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid dat wen she called da operator and said “how long is it to get to los angeles” and da operator said, “just a minute please,” and yo momma said “ok thank you”



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so yellow when she went too church they said this little light of mine im goin let it shine



  82. gay's Momma Joke:

    your mom is gay



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excersice



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she has moses in her year book



  85. joemama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wen a school bus drove by she yelled out, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!”



  86. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out!



  87. Someone's Momma Joke:

    YO!!! I am so bored



  88. My Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought the asians were a cult who worshiped the letter A



  89. My Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so hairy, bigfoot think’s he found a date



  90. My Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she generates her own gravity



  91. My Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty, when she cleans the kitchen she eats the crumbs from under the stove as a snack



  92. hey bitch's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ulgy she scared away there blined people



  93. hi!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamm so short she slam dunks her bus tokens



  94. oh si's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that her nickname is “damn!”



  95. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor and stupid when i told her about the Last Supper she thought they ran out of food stamps.



  96. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she stuck a batteri up her azz and said “I GOT THA POWER”



  97. david's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped hisself



  98. unknown's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly when yo momma tried to sell u on ebay they went out of business



  99. ME's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when people drove around her they ran out of gas



  100. DAJOUR's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE EAT LOBSTER SHE BLEEDS BUTTER



  101. bETr tHn U's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so uglythe army stopped using guns and started with her picture



  102. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ALL YA MOMMAS SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER COSCO AND FELL ON HOME DEPOT



  103. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma’s so nasty she’s had more rappers in her than an iPod.



  104. suppppp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she bunge jumped and landed right in hell



  105. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma knew burger king when he was still a prince



  106. Bree Breizzo's Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMA Sooooo Dumb She took the computer brain school because she thought it was dumb…..



  107. Avery Zamzow's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  108. Avery Zamzow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got looked up in a grocery store and starved



  109. PENNIE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she cooks bacon she saidd “do you want extra grease with your bacon”?



  110. pimp4evz's Momma Joke:

    YO mommas so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it



  111. the vic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she she tried out for starwar episode 6 she got the part where the fat sit all day



  112. the vic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford myspace



  113. the vic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it took six doorway to get in her bedroom



  114. the vic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so hairy she tried out for chewbecca in starwar



  115. the vic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow raincoated and someone shouted TAXI



  116. Ask yo momma!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.



  117. brittani's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat down and te world trade centers fell!!!



  118. UR MOMMY!!! LOLZ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pour the landlord came over for the rent and she ran outside and yelled my landlord wants the rent can someone give me my rents



  119. kaityln's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went into the church and the candles blew out



  120. •H0??Ÿ•'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!



  121. shorty mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!



  122. skinny mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so skinny she can fit her whole body through a fruit loop!



  123. Old mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old the picture on her birth certificate had dinosaurs in the back ground.



  124. manager's Momma Joke:

    stop these insulting jokes this instant!



  125. Hairy mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy, that when she died, the world could finally breath, yo mama did leave a bit of BO though



  126. Hairy mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbaca. (starwars)



  127. SKINNY MAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so skinny, the government thought she was paper and threw her out!



  128. SKINNY MAMA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat, people drove around her and ran out of petrol.



  129. yo moms fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she broke the universe!!!!!!!
    how bout tht



  130. KRYSTALE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS LIKE A HOCKEY TEAM, SHE CHANGES HER PADS EVERY 6 PERIODS



  131. yomamasohairy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy that she makes Sasquatch look bald



  132. poor's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk



  133. yomamasougly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry



  134. yomamasogreasy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so greasy that I get my gas out of her for my car



  135. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so tall she doesnt need a spaceship to reach the moon all she has to do is stand up



  136. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so short ants can squish her



  137. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so lazy that she spent her whole life dreaming because she slept all the time



  138. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so short she makes a grand of sand look like a giant



  139. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school she was counted absent



  140. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that people lay out in front of her to get a sun tan



  141. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside



  142. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas breath stinks so bad it made the fattest man in the world runaway



  143. yomama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail



  144. yo mamas a vacum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she irons her clothes she need to iron them on a expressway.



  146. i am paul's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she bends over black hole opens!!! =^_^=



  147. Luke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat the Titanic sunk yo mamma floated.



  148. Luke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat if you walk around her once you get lost.



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tryed to put m&m’s in abc order



  150. jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she was black and hairy



  151. jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma husben is so poor that he proposed to her with a onoin ring



  152. Funny back's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a brick… she’s flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans every day



  153. Hasselkus's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s so hairy, instead of soap she uses shampoo to wash her legs.



  154. karen crain's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so poor she was kicking a can we asked her what she was doing she said moving



  155. heat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she goes to kfc to lick peoples fingers



  156. Ninja Hypez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat when she jump for joy, she got stuck



  157. NiNJA hYPEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo dada soo stupid he went to the job centre and asked 4 a blowjob



  158. heat's Momma Joke:

    yo so poor that when i came to yo house and stepped on a cigarette yo momma said who stepped on the heater



  159. B.J's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that your dad got trapped inside her when they were mashing



  160. matt's Momma Joke:

    this website is so stupid because people cant even spell the words correctly



  161. victor's Momma Joke:

    In soviet russia you don’t make fun of yo mama, yo mama make fun of YOU!



  162. derty_Z's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s breath stank so bad, when she went to confession, the priest on the other side of the wall committed suicide.



  163. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so ugly she make prince look good



  164. RedKnine's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she stepped on a scale she said, “yeeeees!! 300 points!!!” (its also an insult to being fat)



  165. twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she couldn’t see straight.



  166. twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so doumb she jacked off with herself.



  167. twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo ugly she made an onion cry.



  168. twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she had to bathe in the ocean.



  169. twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought aqua meant her parents were missin.

    yo momma is so skinny she could jump through a doughnut.

    yo momma is so ugly that michael jackson screwed her up.

    yo momma is so drunk she appeared on miller light cans.

    yo momma is so white that frosty ran up and pissed on her.



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

    yeh i know. it owns



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a bowl and spoon then ran outside



  172. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, I took her panties and used ‘em as the sail of my yacht



  173. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  174. michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is the reason why michael jackson is GAY!



  175. egu2's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

    yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!

    yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!

    yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!

    yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1



  176. egu2's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!



  177. glenn's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other



  178. glenn's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up



  179. glenn's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest



  180. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.



  181. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”



  182. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol



  183. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O



  184. Infamous Deadly's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s

    Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus

    Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket

    Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side

    Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV

    Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance



  185. @NDR3S's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol



  186. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommam, these jokes are dumb



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo fat when she stood on a scale she saw her phone #



  188. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  189. b rag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she played football with the dinosaurs



  190. mikemaster's Momma Joke:

    ya mom is so fat when she steped on the scales it said get the fock off



  191. mikemaster's Momma Joke:

    ya moms so tall when she done a back flip she kiked jesus in da head



  192. mikemaster's Momma Joke:

    ya moms so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade



  193. mikemaster's Momma Joke:

    i bought YOUR mom a present it was a 50mph car she said i want somethink faster so that it can go from 0-200 in 0.01 secs i bought her SCALES



  194. haahahhahahahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said “to be continued”



  195. tara's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat when she walked by i missed 6 commercials



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo omma so harry when i was going ot have sex with her king kong popped out and said welcome to america



  197. the j0k$t3r's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so harry i was going to have sex with her and king kong popped out and said welcome to america



  198. Big Bill's Momma Joke:

    The only difference between your momma and an elephant is that one is a 800 pound mamal and the other is the elephant



  199. Big Bill's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma so fat that she saw a big yellow school bus full of white kids and said, ” HEY STOP THAT TWINKE !!!”



  200. Tiffani's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to dr.dre for a pap smear



  201. Marissa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she turn around it sounds like a bus is backing up



  202. Marissa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so big some people use her for a door knob



  203. Zoner FLow Master!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so poor that when I steped on the match at her house she sayed: ” Oh who turned of the heater”

    FOR RIZZLE MY CHISEL



  204. Zoner FLow Master!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so poor that when I put the key in the key-hole I stabed everyone in the house.

    FOR RIZZLE



  205. Zoner FLow Master!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!

    FOR RIZZLE



  206. Zoner FLow Master!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang: “We are family , come on everybody sing”!



  207. Zoner FLow Master!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the weighter she sayed ohhh that’s my phone numbah!



  208. Zoner FLow Master!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL MAN!



  209. steven h. christ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded she bought a boat, then drove it to wal-mart and bought food to eat even though she wasn’t hungry. cause she’s fat too.



  210. Bam's Momma Joke:

    ur dad hates ur mom so much they were at the rodeo doing the hoedown and ur dad throw yo momma down



  211. Bam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma jump off a ship in the ocean and the whales started singing “We r family even know ur fatter then me



  212. Bam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooooooo fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale



  213. Bam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat her blood type is OREO



  214. steven h. christ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded she bought a john deere tractor, then drove it to K-mart and bought Doritos SPicy Habenro flavored even though shen not hungy. cause she fat ass bitch.



  215. jo mammmmmmma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that she’s fat.



  216. Toriee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor you tits are real!



  217. Toriee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black is you put salt on her, she looks like the solar system!



  218. taco or tomato kid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order!!! =D



  219. taco or tomato kid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so gay she only sucked you daddy’s dick for the free hot dog.



  220. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny that make you open the window…on a submarine



  221. ~All YOU MOMMAS~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that dora cant even explore her



  222. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dark that when l’m shot her up the balls comeback to me:”I can’t find her”



  223. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooooo…stupid that she ask me which number to call 911



  224. Brandon25's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a basketball goal everyone gets a shot.



  225. X JG X's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so nasty that chuck norris is even afraid.



  226. Yo Mamma 95's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - WHITE AND CHUNKY!



  227. Yo Mamma 95's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so fat she mske a HIPPO look SKINNY!!



  228. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old that she lost her virginity in Noah’s ark



  229. wacc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb………………..



  230. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that planets look like candy



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that i used a machete to get to her vagina

    yo mamma is so hairy she has afro’s on her nipples
    469 3



  232. cHaLe-Ch's Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMA smells so (NASTY)… every time I pass by her I don’t know wether to offer a “Tic Tac or toilet paper”



  233. cHaLe-ChOLa's Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMA smells so (NASTY)….every time I pass by her I don’t know wether to offer a “Tic Tac or Toilet Paper”



  234. cHaLe-ChOLa's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is So Nasty When They asked her what was for dinner…”She opened her ass and said CRABS”!!!!



  235. cHaLe-ChOLa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is such a Hoe, she is used like a bowling ball…..
    she is picked up…..
    she is FINGERED….
    and Then THROWN IN THE GUTTER



  236. cHaLe-ChOLa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s ass is so hairy it looks like yo grandma is about to pop out and say “ARRIBA AMERICA”



  237. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short that when it’s rainin’ she’s the last to know



  238. u2nerd2bmyfrnd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor her wedding ring was a froot loop



  239. u2nerd2bmyfrnd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so short and skinny a chinese dude thought she was freakin chopsticks!



  240. yomama!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she make michal jackson look straight!!!!



  241. yomama!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to suck michal jackson dick but then realized he was a dudette



  242. andy S yea yea's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat
    she thought Titanic was a bathtub toy
    my uncle made that



  243. andy S yea yea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat
    she play’s pool with the planets



  244. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t explore her ass



  245. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirrty that she make shit look clean



  246. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she look like NOTHING!!



  247. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old that she was adopted by a dinosaur



  248. yo momma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job!!!!!! yaaaaccckkk



  249. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid and dumb that she think Britney Spears virgine



  250. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid and dumb that she think Timbaland was a city



  251. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny that she haven’t a shadow



  252. fat guy warren's Momma Joke:

    your mommas head got more bumps than an african road



  253. Your Mums Ugly's Momma Joke:

    Ur Mama Looks Like Mahatma Ghandi



  254. PEA HEAD TRE's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s head is so small, her pillow is used as a tea bag hahahaha



  255. pee hed tre's Momma Joke:

    your hed so small u got a ear piercing and u died



  256. ur nans on crack's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat when shes having sex she needs to give directions to the fanny



  257. pea head tre's Momma Joke:

    ur mum makes an elephant look skinny



  258. Pea head Tre's Momma Joke:

    Ur Mums head so small looks like a tomato seed



  259. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    austin iz gay



  260. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    fu reuben



  261. Pea head Tre's Momma Joke:

    Samiyas Mum Looks Like Nelson Mandela



  262. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    austin calm it



  263. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    tour mumz lip makes a carpet



  264. big fat willow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she atre burgers and thought they were money



  265. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    samiya iz gay



  266. yo's Momma Joke:

    mohamed and patrick waz gd



  267. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    u too rubz



  268. Drop LIP AND BAG's Momma Joke:

    Hello



  269. hey hey's Momma Joke:

    yo mum looks like that she was in space and didn’t weara space suit



  270. yomum's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly they put ur hed in dough and make gorrila biscuits



  271. from samiya's Momma Joke:

    patrrick dont get lippy u fat lip

    from samiya



  272. hey hey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she swears at a monkey



  273. hey samiya!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car



  274. hey samiya!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    u look like songhai



  275. som1 with w's Momma Joke:

    ur so fat u make stairs into elevators



  276. did u know's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye



  277. samiya's mum's Momma Joke:

    samiya’s mum is tre haha, that big eared bitch lool



  278. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Michael Jackson is so gay and nasty that he suck his own dick



  279. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Michael Jackson is so ugly that he look like yo momma



  280. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Michael Jackson is so gay,nasty and stupid that he think yo daddy dick was a hot dog



  281. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that you can’t know her face from her ass



  282. No momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooooo fat that she use the Empire State buildin to masturbate



  283. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    hello warren



  284. statiic...*'s Momma Joke:

    wot



  285. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    your mum gave head to a pig



  286. statiic...*'s Momma Joke:

    y dont u like taylor u deep



  287. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    hello darnel



  288. statiic...*'s Momma Joke:

    hi mo



  289. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her bnes crack whn she moves



  290. statiic...*'s Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat dat wen she sat on da bak of da bus it done a willie



  291. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    warren wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz upppppppppppppppppppp



  292. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    taylor is a prostitute from hell



  293. statiic...*'s Momma Joke:

    has some 1 got her number does she give hed nd 4 how much



  294. yhallooo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so =dumb that she she went to secodary school again to lean everything again



  295. statiic...'s Momma Joke:

    has some 1 got her number does she give hed nd 4 how much



  296. hahaha's Momma Joke:

    hey tell yo mama to stop wereing green lip stick. she makes my balls look like the nija turtles!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?



  297. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so hairy that she got carpit burns wen u came out of her fanny



  298. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mumma is so ugly, when she stands on the beach the tide goes out!!!



  299. go kill your self's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are soo wack that you think you guys are funny



  300. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got lost in her own belli button!



  301. Chad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she tip toes people yell earthquake!!!!!!



  302. Chad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when your dad said it was chilly outside she brang a spoon and a bowl



  303. sheonmydi**'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she thought a whale was a gold fish cracka



  304. deven's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas glasses are so fat. When she looks at a map she can see the people waving back at her.



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she waz mark absent at night school



  306. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    sixty kg lip



  307. LIPTRICK's Momma Joke:

    UR LIP WEIGHS A TON!



  308. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    hello warren reply



  309. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    hello warren reply now



  310. LIPTRICK's Momma Joke:

    KL PPL



  311. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    warren iz fresh



  312. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    austin your the clown in scary movie 2



  313. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    i meant warren



  314. fat crap miss's Momma Joke:

    miss is SOOOO FATTTT a bus hit her and she said that tickles
    PS. HELLO MO



  315. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    stefanos and selem best mates



  316. LIPTRICK's Momma Joke:

    UR LIPS HANGS DWN WORSE THAN Screams FACE!!!!!!!



  317. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    patrick will swing lip and u die



  318. MY HEAD WEIGHTS A TON's Momma Joke:

    SAMIYAS MUM GOT STUCK IN KFC



  319. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    not acceptable warren



  320. PillsburyDoughBoy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a ketchup bottle, you turn her around, bang her, and she comes out slowly



  321. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    i never knew samiya had a mum



  322. MY HEAD WEIGHTS A TON's Momma Joke:

    COCO BEAN



  323. MY HEAD WEIGHTS A TON's Momma Joke:

    Samiyas a beg friend



  324. LIPTRICK's Momma Joke:

    I change the name



  325. fat crap miss's Momma Joke:

    turn around bitch (smack smack)
    aliou loooooool



  326. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    ur mum gave head to a horse



  327. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    type ur mums name and animal porn comes up



  328. Jokes OF Steel's Momma Joke:

    wassup this was the old liptrick



  329. drop lip austin's Momma Joke:

    kl



  330. hello's Momma Joke:

    tytryrtu



  331. jambob's Momma Joke:

    here are some4 crakers Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

    Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

    I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…

    Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.

    Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

    Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

    Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…

    You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

    But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…

    Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

    You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..

    Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.

    Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.

    Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).

    Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…

    Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…

    Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

    Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!

    Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb

    Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.

    Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid

    Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.

    Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.

    Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…

    The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’

    Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.

    Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!

    I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…

    Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…

    Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!

    Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…

    I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!

    Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.

    Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school

    I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…

    Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder

    That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…

    Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…

    Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

    Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

    Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

    I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

    No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!

    But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

    Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

    And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.

    Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

    She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…

    Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.



  332. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    Austin if u c this ur mum iz gay



  333. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    jambob ur mum gave head to a horse



  334. THE SLUTTY BANDITS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she looks like jennifer barker…………..if u wna tk to us call us at 1-336-246-3291 will give u the time of ur life



  335. me bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her clothes got stretch marks



  336. byaaaaah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark she spits chocolate milk



  337. suk mi goodz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fresh she asked a tramp does she look good



  338. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE PLAYS MABLES WHITH THE PLANET



  339. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she climbed the grand canyon and got stuck!



  340. Melcore10's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, she had plastic surgery and still looks like
    Queen Elizabeth II. OH!



  341. Melcore10's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, people in New Orleans send her money.



  342. Melcore10's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone



  343. Melcore10's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she went to a fortune teller to see how much money was in her bank account.

    Yo momma so poor, u asked where the bathroom was, she said :next box on the left”

    Yo momma so stupid, she used a bangkok to get a Ti Fighter



  344. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    hello austin



  345. fat crap miss's Momma Joke:

    if mohammed reads this, that means that im guna rape his mum tonight yiipeeee haha



  346. fat crap miss's Momma Joke:

    check selems dad wooowwwieeeeee
    loool



  347. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    jamboobz mum sukz dick



  348. Anti Jambob's Momma Joke:

    ur cusses is so poor



  349. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    austin i raped yo mum



  350. BINLADAN's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK SUCKS HIS DROP LIP



  351. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    fat crap miss and warren they look the same



  352. Benefits's Momma Joke:

    Austin Im Ur Dad I Donated Ur Mum Sperm



  353. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    yo muma has a blue and green glass tit



  354. did u know's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.



  355. did u know's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when was born, she gave the hospital stretch
    marks.



  356. BINLADAN's Momma Joke:

    I CAUNT SEE SOMEONE HEAD ITS TO BIG



  357. Reuben's Mum's Momma Joke:

    Reubens Mum Looks Lyk An Upside Down Question Mar
    ….?



  358. reuben's mum's Momma Joke:

    tre’s mum has mor wrinkles than a bulldog



  359. Pea Head Tre's Momma Joke:

    Tre Needs A Curtians To Clean Behind Hes Ears



  360. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    your mum and a horse remind you of anythin



  361. hello hello's Momma Joke:

    yo mama makes it hard to smell deodarante



  362. Pea Head Tre's Momma Joke:

    Tres Tea Bag Pillow Was A Donation



  363. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    austin u on this



  364. £'s Momma Joke:

    zachs lip is like a mint to patricks lip



  365. £'s Momma Joke:

    zachs hed is like a mint to patricks lip



  366. Austin Is A Wasteman Nd Bum Chunks Tre's Momma Joke:

    Austin Mum Looks Like Faduma Nd Samiya Put Together Including Daortha’s Nose



  367. Suk Mi Goodz's Momma Joke:

    your mum uses cow shit for a pillow



  368. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet



  369. Kai's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so poor people break into her house and leave her money



  370. Kai's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is So Fat She pisses hot cheese and shits chocolate



  371. Kai's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy is so bald when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom



  372. Kai's Momma Joke:

    you Dick is so Little you have to use a magnifing glass and some tweezers to Jerk off



  373. Kai's Momma Joke:

    You mamma is so dark when I put a red hat on her she looked like a bottle of syrup



  374. Kai's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so black when she got out of the car the oil light came on



  375. Kai's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old her memory is is black and white



  376. Kai's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so bald I can see what he’s thinking



  377. Kai's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is just like my vaccume cleaner just blow don’t suck



  378. Kai's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she wars bacon flavored lipgloss



  379. Kai's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb she stuck the phone up her butt and tried to make booty call



  380. Kai's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb when she was on saw instead of cutting off her leg she cut off her arm



  381. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill a fish by drowning it!!!!!!



  382. i got one's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped of the empires state building and bounced right back up



  383. isaac brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she walks on the side walk she walks sideways



  384. isaac brown's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she plays pool with the universe



  385. I said's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is like a bubblegum machine five cents a blow



  386. I said's Momma Joke:

    i am gay



  387. Jordan from Minnesota, Blaine's Momma Joke:

    Yo` mama so fat a monster truck ran her over and she got back up and said who is throwig rocks!!



  388. Jordan from Minnesota, Blaine's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD A KID NAMED DYLAN TONN



  389. I said's Momma Joke:

    I am not gay my douchebag friend took my keyboard and typed that-but its okay now because I did his mom PS- she will do what you want oh yeah she will do what you want!



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u r gay



  391. bdogg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she wore a shirt that said AA on it people thought it was american airlines.



  392. gfgf's Momma Joke:

    gtyrdgyedcnltrdxv



  393. Me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she choked on a peice of rice



  394. Me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is gay



  395. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she piss she piss mud



  396. Your mamas' mama's mama's Momma Joke:

    Damn all of us are so old that we was on a cross right besideJesus gettin crusafied



  397. Your mamas' mama's mama's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she was there when they invinted the twinkie



  398. Your mamas' mama's mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat and ugly she mad Flavor Flav say NOOOOOOOOOO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII



  399. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she farts dust!



  400. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio!



  401. I's Momma Joke:

    yo momma feet so smelly when she was walkin down the street and a blind man passed her he said “where da corn chips at”?



  402. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  403. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she thought that Fleetwood mac was the new hamburger at Mcdonalds



  404. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, I put a scratch n’ sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool and she drowned



  405. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes had more roll overs then the nasanal lottary



  406. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    -yo mama so stupid so drund in a empty swimming pool



  407. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat the ecwater is her belt sive



  408. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she went to an ocson and sold her mouny



  409. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat evry time she trun around its her brith bay



  410. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she her bellybutton is the longest connon recorded



  411. Edward mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes had more roll overs then foxys bingo



  412. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, when she saw her reflection in the TV she thought she was on Jeopardy



  413. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she was fired from her job at the M&Ms factory for throwing away all the “defective W&Ws”



  414. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, I told her Christmas is just around the corner so she went to look for it



  415. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, her birth certificate is in roman numerals



  416. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly freddy couger hides from her



  417. kendra's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals aloud



  418. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, I saw her in New York so I called my friend in LA and he said he sees her too



  419. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she went to Target with a handful of darts and said let’s play



  420. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet



  421. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short, she does backflips under her bed



  422. I's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, her baby picture was taken by a sattelite



  423. yo bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she thought eddie gordo was a real person.



  424. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i went to her house i asked if i could use the toilet and she said sure pick a corner



  425. peter's Momma Joke:

    your mama fat she got her own website her space.com



  426. peter's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she sat on the rainbow to watch the skittles fall off



  427. check it's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck battires up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER

    BY MATTHEW BAXTER I GO TO SCHOOL AT ST.JOES IN SIMCOE YES RYAN ITS ME IF ANY COMMANTS POST ON JUNE 1 BY THE WAY IM 1OAND IM GOOD LOOKING



  428. check it's Momma Joke:

    HEYHAILEY HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  429. iceman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she put on baby phat and people thought she had her own clothing line



  430. Yo mama so fat when she has sex da world skips's Momma Joke:

    Pimpdaddy



  431. charlie.t's Momma Joke:

    ryan is so fat he broke thhe bed when he went sleep



  432. Chloe's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat when shes lying on her bed and she rolls over she burns here arse on the light bulb.



  433. Chloe's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so big when she turns around its CHRISTMAS.



  434. DYANNAZ : p's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s hair so short, she gotta smile to put it in a ponytail! X D



  435. scott's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she tryed to put m&m in alphabetical order



  436. scott's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she whent on the scales it said back to her one at a time pleassssss



  437. Joshua.T's Momma Joke:

    Your Mum’s So Fat,
    That She’s Fat!



  438. makboo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to wipe her but with aa flag



  439. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat jabba da hut said dammmmmmnnnnn when he saw her



  440. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat jabba da hut said dammmmmmnnnnn when he saw her



  441. killa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she owes jesus a quarter



  442. tdawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas



  443. tdawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that she still has to get her pay from jesus



  444. manager's Momma Joke:

    come on! better jokes! these ones don’t even make sense! though i do like the one about the donut hole. HA hA Ha hA



  445. tupac makaveli's Momma Joke:

    a guy walks in to a bar and ssked thiz girl if she wonts a beer ,she said,no,tha guy said why dont you wont a beer?she said it iz bad for me.HE said does it make your legs swell.she said no it makes them spread LOL



  446. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so broke she went to the atm and it laughed at her



  447. asdadsfalsdjfh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor that for chrismas she brings home a tape of other kids opening presents.



  448. shellkins's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty when you asked whats for supper she opened her legs and said crabs



  449. bladeMast3r!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when the lord said let there be light she a to mover her fat ass out of the way



  450. bladeMast3r!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!!



  451. bladeMast3r!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat …………….. she’s just fat



  452. bladeMast3r!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that the retarded kid even didn’t copy her



  453. dizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and black that when she jumpped into the ocean, everyone thought it was an oil spill



  454. yo momma stank so bad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma stank so bad when she walked by the bathroom the toilet flushed



  455. SamMan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so perverted if I were you i would rather live with Micheal Jackson



  456. austin man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has to use the super bowl as a tolit



  457. tiny tim's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like buter, she’s always ready to spread



  458. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch



  459. Debbie Hudson's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch



  460. HAROLD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE STEEPED ON THE SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED



  461. no your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly when she whas boune her mom slaped her self and her father said (LETS BURIE HER)



  462. no your mom's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO DAMN NASTY SHE GOES TO KFC AND LICKS OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS



  463. no your mom's Momma Joke:

    YOUR mom is so stupid she saw all these jokes got mad and slaped the computer.



  464. no your mom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so greasy they used her oil fat to save society.



  465. frm sjkaihrfe's Momma Joke:

    ur nans on crack



  466. momma123's Momma Joke:

    this jokes are crap!!!



  467. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald when she gets braids they look like stiches



  468. tay234's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so getto she washes platc spoons



  469. URMOMMASGAY!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she has her own zip code



  470. bigboy25's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she drove to the airport , saw a sign that said “airport LEFT” so she turned around and went home



  471. bigboy25's Momma Joke:

    yomamma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street so i asked wat she waz doin and she said MOVIN



  472. bigboy25's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she had U!!!



  473. juan the funiest's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor when i went to her house i open the front door and fell out the back



  474. juan the funiest's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is ugly she uses a PRESCRIPTION mirror



  475. juan the funiest's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat every time she turns she is in a different state



  476. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid every month she looks down at her pants and say why do i always get red stains on my pants



  477. todd's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when god tried to bring down light he asked to move



  478. B.K WHOPPER's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she put perfume on the perfume was called why bother



  479. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that construction workers use her for a wrecking ball



  480. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to the manager at dicks sporting goods and asked “where are the condoms”



  481. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought that the game halo 3 was about perfect angels



  482. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she was born she made earth fall through space



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she makes unions cry.



  484. vbfte's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she made a blind guy flinch



  485. bradley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car



  486. Joey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so gay shes gay!



  487. Joey's Momma Joke:

    dgsdgsdgsdgds



  488. Joey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she farted and dust came out



  489. Joey's Momma Joke:

    yr a bitch



  490. kendall's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinky



  491. Yo momma's so fat, she sits around the room, not in it.'s Momma Joke:

    Bob marley



  492. gabriel Colon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she took a blood test grease & bacon came out



  493. gabriel Colon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  494. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the planets !



  495. david's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas



  496. david's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is soo ugly her dad would rather kiss her asss den her face



  497. david's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is soo ugly ashantae that she had u



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so old she got autrograph bible form jesus

    loool



  499. Alex pieri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama was fat she thought that a school bus was a towincky



  500. Alex pieri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly when she went to a ugly contest the pro’s alowed



  501. Alex pieri's Momma Joke:

    that fat ass bassterd



  502. Alex pieri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s sooo dumb when she threw a rock at the ground she missed



  503. jav col's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the safety patrol make her wear a sign that says caution wide load



  504. jav col's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat we have to put soap on the door fram and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her out



  505. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tryed drownin a fish



  506. d hest clay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she born the doctor slaped her parents



  507. da man!?!?!?!?!'s Momma Joke:

    your is so skinny she could handglind on a dorito!!!!



  508. da man!?!?!?!?!'s Momma Joke:

    repost!!: your mamma is so skinny she could hanglide on a dorito



  509. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    patrick ur mum



  510. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mams so ugly she looks like halima shire huh she looks like a ugly ass rug



  511. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she looks like mano



  512. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!!!!!!!!



  513. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that her shadow weighs 45 pounds



  514. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it!



  515. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she had sex with her husband she took up the whole bed.!



  516. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she has a shower her feet dont get wet



  517. muv-vas fassy's Momma Joke:

    your muv-vas so fat it took her two years to turn round!



  518. STUPID MUM's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMS SO STUPID SHE PUT A CONDOM ON A DILDO



  519. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to be born on juipiter



  520. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat you could smack her ass and hear an echo



  521. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo dick so small that you painted it and said to people you want to suck on a tic tac



  522. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought her vagina was for storage space



  523. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went up to a painting and it ran away



  524. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to use a parachute for a skirt



  525. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it



  526. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it out her window



  527. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that her ass drags on the ground



  528. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that she can touch her toes with her boobs



  529. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that a crane has to lift her belly so she can have sex



  530. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that her belly arrives to the party before she does



  531. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she goes to a water park the manager asks her if she is wearing the bottom part of her bikini and she lifts up her belly and says yes



  532. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she has to use a bambo stick for a tooth pick



  533. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when your momma’s momma was giving birth to her she thought she was shitting out her vigina



  534. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when ever she see’s a rainbow she says where’s the unicorn



  535. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that when ever she tries to breast feed you all that comes out is dust



  536. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that i saw her in the movie the passion of christ



  537. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that when she pulls down her pants it seem’s like ben wallace’s head is coming out of her butt crack



  538. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small that even plankton from sponge bob could beat her up



  539. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that if she wanted to be a car model and layed on a car she would crush it



  540. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that the cops have to shut down the freeway just so she can drive



  541. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she got baptised at seaworld !



  542. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so black that she went to a funeral naked and every one said………….I like your outfit



  543. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Charlotte Wechsler and Emma Church made that one up



  544. ur skinny mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is a carpenters special flat as a board easy to nail



  545. melissa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car and yo mama is so fat she got in the bath and the water jumped out and she thought it was raining outside



  546. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tried to kill herself and jumped out the basement window



  547. sam's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb when she tried killing herself she jumped out the basement window and died.



  548. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thought she hacked zezima but it was moparscape



  549. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soooo-oo ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!



  550. Shannon Louise Evans's Momma Joke:

    You Mother Is So Dull She Had to Get Dressed In A Drive Way !!!



  551. Shannon Louise Evans's Momma Joke:

    Abbey Jenkins spreads her legs and the sea comes towards her to clear the fish away



  552. Shannon Louise Evans's Momma Joke:

    You Mamma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  553. Shannon Louise Evans's Momma Joke:

    You mother is soooo dull she put the tv on stand by and stood by it



  554. Im bRINGING sEXI BACK's Momma Joke:

    you mothers house is on fire and she uses her underwere as the tent



  555. Easy Peasy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she took back a puzzle cause she thought it was broken.



  556. Easy Peasy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, that when she fell down i didn’t laugh but the ground was cracking up!



  557. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly,Blind people run away from her.



  558. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly,When she took a showerthe water never hit her.



  559. jades mam is gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she cant fit into the empire state building
    she cant even walk under a bridge in the grand canyon



  560. zack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she spent 20 mins looking at an orange juice container just cause it had the word concentrate on it



  561. mr w's Momma Joke:

    yo smirkz u dere



  562. nicki k's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she uses a bazooka to put her tampon in!!!



  563. Taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy yo daddy met her at a dog show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u just got owned, wannabes



  564. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, everytime she turns around its Christmas again.



  565. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she, i stepped on a roach, and she said there goes dinner.



  566. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old, jurassic park was a biography of her life.



  567. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car.



  568. big_baller's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the monster said im scared of her



  569. yo mama so ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her head fell off n da body ran away



  570. yo mama so ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama izzz soo ugly it waz a sin to look at her n for dat god sent u to HELL



  571. yo mama so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo stupid the sign to go on the bumper cars say 17+ yo mama ran home to get 16 more friends



  572. yo mama so stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a cup n told da cops dat she got mugged



  573. cookie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach nobody else gets sun



  574. no of your business's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she joined a ugly contest they said “srry no profesinals”



  575. JHA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a light switch little kids could turn her on and off



  576. CJl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like an elavator little kids go up and down on her all day



  577. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  578. tyler c's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when she sees a burning cigarette she sings clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat!!



  579. Hanks's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she gat 2 workout 6hours a day to gain weight



  580. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so big that one could call her rather large!!!!



  581. LaurenHillier..'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat that one could call her rather big!!!!!



  582. | LiLxPrince |'s Momma Joke:

    yOur mAma iS sO faT shE maDe bUddah lOok AnerxiC LOL



  583. ohh yeah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she got stabed at a gang shootout



  584. ohh yeah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she triped over walmart fell over krogers and landed on target



  585. apna's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so dumb when she went to a 2



  586. taylor franklin, todd,and blain herber's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone



  587. taylor franklin, todd,and blain herber's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put icey hot on herself to look hot



  588. why's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is gay



  589. why's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid that she wants to marry taylor franklin



  590. why's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ass stupid she married why(blaine herber)



  591. nat-baybii's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she chases the garbage men with her shopping list

    yo mamma so fat and ugly she came back from prostituting owing the clients money

    yo mamma so anorexic you can see her farts coming



  592. kandice/brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach it got put on whale watch



  593. danielle elizabeth newmna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got on her scooter and the wheels were already 5 km up the road



  594. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watch the chair



  595. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so so so ugly she make michale jackson look sexy



  596. choclate's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she went in the swimming pool she turned into coco



  597. dum's Momma Joke:

    ya mum is so dumb she jumped out the boat an couldent find the water



  598. dum's Momma Joke:

    ya mum sucks 2 hard



  599. dum's Momma Joke:

    luke sucked ya mum do hard she bleed



  600. Daniel's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so poor when she was kicking a can down the road i asked her what you doing them she said i am moving houses



  601. courtney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she sat in front of the mirrow and said damn is that michael jackson



  602. Me's Momma Joke:

    Y0UR MAMA S0 FAT WEN SAT 0N DA T0LEIT IT SAID ABCDEFG GET UR FAT AZZ 0FF 0F ME L0L!



  603. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    All these jokes suck ass they are so gay just like all their mommas. not a single joke here is funny. the only thing that is funny is that your momma is so fat, shes fat.



  604. Premoslide's Momma Joke:

    All these jokes suck ass they are so gay just like all their mommas. not a single joke here is funny. the only thing that is funny is that your momma is so fat, shes fat.



  605. Yo Mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she goes out in her yellow raincoat and people shout TAXI !!



  606. From Space33's Momma Joke:

    1) yo mama so poor when she was walking down the street with one shoe i asked her, “did you loose a show?” she said, ” no i just found one!!!”

    2) yo mama like the internet, everytime i go on her i get a virus!

    3)yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund! -old joke



  607. mark's Momma Joke:

    yomums so fat..when she cross the road..i sworved my car around her and i ran out of gas



  608. Sue's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she is once twice three times a woman
    (funny if you know the stix)



  609. Sue's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat even god couldn’t lift her soul



  610. mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so pretty i kissed her



  611. mama's Momma Joke:

    jeff cooke lives in rome ny and lives on croton st he walks home and plays basketball for strough



  612. mama's Momma Joke:

    adam burrises mom is so poor i walked into the driveway stepped on a skateboard and she said get off the family car



  613. charles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat after sex she smoked a turkey!!!!!



  614. your old mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that she know burger king when he was a prince.



  615. yo mama is fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she has to roll up her fat to have sex.



  616. sooooooo ugle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soooooooo ugle she when to a hallawen contest and they ssaid no pro’s



  617. ryu's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid when she went to rehap .he police sent her right back



  618. momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly buggy men sad gwt out of my fast



  619. yo dad n yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid when she went to the washroom she forgot how to take a shit. one more thing yo dad just got rape by yo grandmom



  620. gamachu's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when kingkong saw her he thought she was a b-ball



  621. gamachu's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so dark when she go out at night she camouflages to her surrounding shes also a cheap striper



  622. gamachu's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly when i shaw her i instatly love her i also like guys



  623. u fat twats's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that when she fell out of the window she never new she landed



  624. Mr.JokE-AHLAWT's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so Fat. She uses the Milky Way as a Free Way.



  625. this dude's Momma Joke:

    sup



  626. amir's Momma Joke:

    ya mumz soo dumb i saw her staring at a car i said”why are you staring so hard” she said it says focus on the back.



  627. amir's Momma Joke:

    i told ya mum chrismas is comin she goes looking for it around the block



  628. amir's Momma Joke:

    ur mum needs a bath



  629. amir's Momma Joke:

    yor mumz armpits are soo hairy it looks like she’s got bob marley in a heaadlock.



  630. amir's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat she went in the FBI they named it after her Fat Bitch Inside.



  631. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on wal-mart and lowered the prices



  632. frgesgy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she triped over a rock and hit her head on the moon



  633. p man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she called 911 on the cops



  634. MAMMA SO POOR!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so poor her welcome mat doesn’t say welcome it says welfare! LOL



  635. yo yo yo's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so old she walked in an antique store and they kept her!



  636. lilss's Momma Joke:

    ur so black dat when u were born ur momma thought u were darth vader



  637. hola's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupied she ran a stop light



  638. diego's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the made a movie about her mission impossible 4 you cant miss the target



  639. M.D.K's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a hocky player she doesnt change her pad untill after 3 periods….



  640. Tha Pimp Chronicles's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz $o ugly dat when $he went out in public to get food mcdonalds closed



  641. Yo momma is a dumb bitch's Momma Joke:

    Yo MoMMa IS A RETARD BUT MADE ME HARD SO I RAN DOWN THA BOULAVARD TO GET AWAY FROM A DUMB BITCH LIKE HER OH SHIT WERE U GET THA FUR STUPID HOE DON’T GO UNLESS UR NAME IS SUE CUZ WE THROUGH



  642. kadan's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat u dont do her up the asshole u do her up the blowhole(because shes a whale)



  643. kadan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she gets in ur car the oil light turns on



  644. kadan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat before the stock market will crash she will eat it



  645. kadan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat in the movie journey to the center of the earth they were really in her asshole



  646. kadan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her ass ate her penuis and her fat roles ate her vagina



  647. yea wat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when they gave her a free biscuit she said “yum this is a very nice orange”



  648. moomajokekibg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  649. ur mommah's Momma Joke:

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  663. kristy's Momma Joke:

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    yo momma is so small she cant wear a tampon cos she falls over the string.

    yo momma is so fat when she sun bathes everyone shout its free willy.



  669. shan n kel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car.She was that pissed off after she tried to commit sucide by jumping off a cerb.

    yo momma is so fat she went out side in a yellow coat and every one shouted taxi.

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    yo momma is so small she cant wear a tampon cos she falls over the string.

    yo momma is so fat when she sun bathes everyone shout its free willy.

    soz we dint put our names on last 1 :D



  670. shan n kel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she makes a onion cry

    yo momma is so smelly when she lifted her arm a monsoon came out.

    yo daddy is so gay i called him a puff and he hit me with his handbag.

    yo momma is so ugly when she walked in to the put everyone said no dogs alllowed.

    lol me n kel in i.t lol :d



  671. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  672. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  673. pimp's Momma Joke:

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  674. kkk's Momma Joke:

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    Yo mamma is so thick that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was at the otherside.



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    Yo mamma is so fat when she walked past window I lost 24 hours of sunlight.



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    Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to new york with a yellow raincoat on everyone thought she was a taxi.



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  686. vinnie's Momma Joke:

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  699. Kim's Momma Joke:

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    LOL!! I know its an old joke but I wanted to write something!!



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  706. Faith and allie's Momma Joke:

    Omg what the hell is ur momma gunna say when sees u guys trash talking her fat ass?



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  720. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  721. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  722. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  723. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  725. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  726. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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    dis is a fact
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  728. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  729. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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  730. CKWL's Momma Joke:

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