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Yo momma is so dark they have let her play as dark raider.
yo momma is fat and dark her vigana look like a burn spreme taco.
Yo momma is so stupid she think your dad dick was a hotdog.
your mom is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look good
Your momma’s so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and said, “Hey, where’s my gumball?”
Kinda old, I knowww.
Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speak is chewbacca from star war.pldddddddd! pldddddddd!
I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIY..
I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS I THROW SOME EGGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIRY…
yo mama is so fat doa cant even exploer her!!!
repost:yo mama is so fat DORA cnt even exploer her!!!
yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread!!!
Yo momma is so poor the only reason she raise u is to become my bitch!
now suck my balls!
YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT RICHERD SIMONS SEAD “THAT’S IT I QUIT.”
zho mamma so old, when moses my bro was splitting the sea, she was in the other side fishin’
yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!
Yo mama so stupid she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a Sleepy’s store and slept on the floor!
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom for so long she peed her pants
your momma so nasty!!!! she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!!
Your momma is so hairy, her nipples have afros.
Your momma is SOOOO ugly, that if my dog had a face like hers…..id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards!!
Your momma is soo fat, if you squeezed her legs, you probably get cottage cheese.
yo momma is so ugly she looked out of the window and got aressted for mooning
yo mommas so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, the hotel put a blanket over the ocean
yo mommas so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road
yo mommas so ugly that when she saw a mouse it fell down and had a heartattack
yo momma is so fat she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in air
yo momma is so poor that,she can’t afford oil,she have to kidnap michael jackson and use his head to produce oil.
yo mama is so fat people cut bacon strips off her back
yo mama is so stupid and nasty that when she saw porno she said “hey how come that guy has a dick just like me”
yo mama is so fat that when she opens her legs a sign comes out saying danger zone
yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tu madre is so estupid she locked herself in the motocycle
yo mama is so stupid she studied for a drug test!
dont worry we got more!
yo momma
yo momma her shadow weighs 100 pounds
yo momma so fat you gotta take 4 trains and a bus just to get on her good side
yo momma so fat all her relationships are long distance
yo momma is so stupid, she called 411 and asked for the police
yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside her car
your momma so stupid, her computer said “you got mail” so she ran down to her mailbox
your momma is sooooo poor and low-lifed, she steals from good will
yo mama so gay that when she met you, you said i quit
yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out!!!!!!
yo mama is so stupid she eats pennies and thinks its cocco pebbles! ! !
yo mama is so stupid she drinks pee and thinks its lemonade! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yo mama is so fat she uses the highway for a slippen slide!!!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly I killed her !!!!!!!!!
yo mama i so ugly when michael jackson kissed her she died!!!!!
Yo momma is so stupid that during in the summer when she saw a couple of black and white lovers sitting in a round pool,she thought it was a large bowl of chocolate & vanilla ice cream sunday.
Yo momma is so funny that i have to come back later on to post new jokes about her sweet & sour ass..
your mama so skinny she’d use a dorito for a hanglider
Yo Momma is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Yo Momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Momma is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Momma is so stupid, she used a solar powered flashlight in the dark.
Yo Momma so fat, she has to give directions to have sex.
yo mom so fat when she orded a water bed the store that she bought it from jus t put a large blake over the pacific ocen.
yo momma iz so gay that the person reading dis has a big fat ass mom
u momma so fat when she sat in da bathtub the toilet water overflowed
Yo mama is so dumb she got ran over by a parked car!
Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama is so fat she had to take a bath in the Pacific Ocean!
yo momma so fat
Yo momma is so (stupid) she tried to kill herself with a cordless phone !!!!!
Yo momma is so kinky that not even a shaving razor could cut through all that pussy(pubic) hair $
Yo mama was so ugly her mom thought she took a shit out of her vagina when she was born
yo momma is so fat, she bleeds butter
yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
YO MAMA’S TEETH SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILED I CANT BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER
Hey fans, call me
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yo moma so nasty when she opens her legs she has a sign on her vagina that says sorry im open
yo mama so short she could do backflips under her bed
yo momma so fat her DNA is DRO - Dorito
YO MOMA SO FAT A TAXI DROVE BUY AND SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT TWEENKIE”.
yo mother so stupid she told my mother to suck the earth’s dick bitch
yo mother so fat she can play pool with the planets
yo mother so fat when she got out the car and turned around all of her great grand children was dead even the ones who were in the parent belly
digg dat peple who think dat dey got jokes well i am here to tell u dat all da jokes are iin ma hands
yo mama so stupid dat she was watching madea and said dam iz dat me or is it my ass
BITCHEZ SUCK MY DADS DICK AND GO TO HELL CALL ME AT 860-765-7967
yo momma is so ugly that when she went to a haunted mansion, she came out with a jobapplication
yo momma is so stupid dat wen she called da operator and said “how long is it to get to los angeles” and da operator said, “just a minute please,” and yo momma said “ok thank you”
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she went too church they said this little light of mine im goin let it shine
your mom is gay
yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excersice
yo mamma is so old she has moses in her year book
yo momma is so fat wen a school bus drove by she yelled out, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!”
Yo Mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
YO!!! I am so bored
Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought the asians were a cult who worshiped the letter A
Yo mamma is so hairy, bigfoot think’s he found a date
Yo mama is so fat, she generates her own gravity
Yo momma so nasty, when she cleans the kitchen she eats the crumbs from under the stove as a snack
your mom is so ulgy she scared away there blined people
yo mamm so short she slam dunks her bus tokens
yo mamma so fat that her nickname is “damn!”
yo mamma so poor and stupid when i told her about the Last Supper she thought they ran out of food stamps.
yo mama so dumb she stuck a batteri up her azz and said “I GOT THA POWER”
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped hisself
you so ugly when yo momma tried to sell u on ebay they went out of business
yo momma so fat when people drove around her they ran out of gas
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE EAT LOBSTER SHE BLEEDS BUTTER
Yo Momma’s so uglythe army stopped using guns and started with her picture
ALL YA MOMMAS SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER COSCO AND FELL ON HOME DEPOT
yo Momma’s so nasty she’s had more rappers in her than an iPod.
yo mama so fat she bunge jumped and landed right in hell
yo momma knew burger king when he was still a prince
Yo MOMMA Sooooo Dumb She took the computer brain school because she thought it was dumb…..
you mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama is so stupid she got looked up in a grocery store and starved
yo momma so fat when she cooks bacon she saidd “do you want extra grease with your bacon”?
YO mommas so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it
yo mama is so ugly she she tried out for starwar episode 6 she got the part where the fat sit all day
yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford myspace
yo mama so fat it took six doorway to get in her bedroom
yo mama iz so hairy she tried out for chewbecca in starwar
yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow raincoated and someone shouted TAXI
Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.
yo momma so fat she sat down and te world trade centers fell!!!
yo momma so pour the landlord came over for the rent and she ran outside and yelled my landlord wants the rent can someone give me my rents
yo momma so fat she went into the church and the candles blew out
yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama is so skinny she can fit her whole body through a fruit loop!
Yo mama is so old the picture on her birth certificate had dinosaurs in the back ground.
stop these insulting jokes this instant!
yo mamas so hairy, that when she died, the world could finally breath, yo mama did leave a bit of BO though
Yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbaca. (starwars)
Yo mamas so skinny, the government thought she was paper and threw her out!
yo mamas so fat, people drove around her and ran out of petrol.
yo momma so fat she broke the universe!!!!!!!
how bout tht
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A HOCKEY TEAM, SHE CHANGES HER PADS EVERY 6 PERIODS
Yo mama is so hairy that she makes Sasquatch look bald
Yo mama is so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry
Yo mama is so greasy that I get my gas out of her for my car
Yo mama is so tall she doesnt need a spaceship to reach the moon all she has to do is stand up
Yo mama is so short ants can squish her
Yo mama is so lazy that she spent her whole life dreaming because she slept all the time
Yo mama is so short she makes a grand of sand look like a giant
Yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school she was counted absent
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that people lay out in front of her to get a sun tan
Yo mamas house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside
Yo mamas breath stinks so bad it made the fattest man in the world runaway
Yo mama has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail
yo mama is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
Yo momma so fat that when she irons her clothes she need to iron them on a expressway.
Yo mama so fat when she bends over black hole opens!!! =^_^=
Yo mamma’s so fat the Titanic sunk yo mamma floated.
Yo mamma’s so fat if you walk around her once you get lost.
yo mama so dumb she tryed to put m&m’s in abc order
yo momma is so ugly she was black and hairy
yo mamma husben is so poor that he proposed to her with a onoin ring
Yo momma is like a brick… she’s flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans every day
Your mama’s so hairy, instead of soap she uses shampoo to wash her legs.
your moma is so poor she was kicking a can we asked her what she was doing she said moving
yo momma so poor she goes to kfc to lick peoples fingers
yo mama soo fat when she jump for joy, she got stuck
Yo dada soo stupid he went to the job centre and asked 4 a blowjob
yo so poor that when i came to yo house and stepped on a cigarette yo momma said who stepped on the heater
yo mamma is so fat that your dad got trapped inside her when they were mashing
this website is so stupid because people cant even spell the words correctly
In soviet russia you don’t make fun of yo mama, yo mama make fun of YOU!
yo mamma’s breath stank so bad, when she went to confession, the priest on the other side of the wall committed suicide.
your moms so ugly she make prince look good
Yo momma so stupid when she stepped on a scale she said, “yeeeees!! 300 points!!!” (its also an insult to being fat)
yo momma is so stupid she couldn’t see straight.
yo momma is so doumb she jacked off with herself.
yo momma is sooooo ugly she made an onion cry.
yo momma is so fat she had to bathe in the ocean.
yo momma is so stupid she thought aqua meant her parents were missin.
yo momma is so skinny she could jump through a doughnut.
yo momma is so ugly that michael jackson screwed her up.
yo momma is so drunk she appeared on miller light cans.
yo momma is so white that frosty ran up and pissed on her.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
yeh i know. it owns
Yo mama so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a bowl and spoon then ran outside
Yo mama so fat, I took her panties and used ‘em as the sail of my yacht
yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma is the reason why michael jackson is GAY!
Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1
yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!
your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other
your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up
your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.
Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”
yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol
yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O
Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s
Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus
Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket
Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side
Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV
Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance
Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol
yo mommam, these jokes are dumb
yo momma is soooo fat when she stood on a scale she saw her phone #
yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo momma so old she played football with the dinosaurs
ya mom is so fat when she steped on the scales it said get the fock off
ya moms so tall when she done a back flip she kiked jesus in da head
ya moms so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade
i bought YOUR mom a present it was a 50mph car she said i want somethink faster so that it can go from 0-200 in 0.01 secs i bought her SCALES
yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said “to be continued”
yo mamma’s so fat when she walked by i missed 6 commercials
yo omma so harry when i was going ot have sex with her king kong popped out and said welcome to america
yo momma so harry i was going to have sex with her and king kong popped out and said welcome to america
The only difference between your momma and an elephant is that one is a 800 pound mamal and the other is the elephant
Your Momma so fat that she saw a big yellow school bus full of white kids and said, ” HEY STOP THAT TWINKE !!!”
yo momma so stupid she went to dr.dre for a pap smear
yo mamma is so fat when she turn around it sounds like a bus is backing up
yo mamma is so big some people use her for a door knob
Yo Momma is so poor that when I steped on the match at her house she sayed: ” Oh who turned of the heater”
FOR RIZZLE MY CHISEL
Yo Momma is so poor that when I put the key in the key-hole I stabed everyone in the house.
FOR RIZZLE
Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!
FOR RIZZLE
Yo Momma Is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang: “We are family , come on everybody sing”!
Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the weighter she sayed ohhh that’s my phone numbah!
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL MAN!
yo mama so retarded she bought a boat, then drove it to wal-mart and bought food to eat even though she wasn’t hungry. cause she’s fat too.
ur dad hates ur mom so much they were at the rodeo doing the hoedown and ur dad throw yo momma down
Yo momma jump off a ship in the ocean and the whales started singing “We r family even know ur fatter then me
Yo momma is sooooooo fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is OREO
yo mama so retarded she bought a john deere tractor, then drove it to K-mart and bought Doritos SPicy Habenro flavored even though shen not hungy. cause she fat ass bitch.
yo mamas so fat that she’s fat.
Yo mama is so poor you tits are real!
yo mama is so black is you put salt on her, she looks like the solar system!
Yo momma so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order!!! =D
Yo momma so gay she only sucked you daddy’s dick for the free hot dog.
Yo momma so skinny that make you open the window…on a submarine
Yo momma so fat that dora cant even explore her
Yo momma so dark that when l’m shot her up the balls comeback to me:”I can’t find her”
Yo momma sooooooo…stupid that she ask me which number to call 911
Yo momma like a basketball goal everyone gets a shot.
yo mommas so nasty that chuck norris is even afraid.
Yo mamma is so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - WHITE AND CHUNKY!
Yo Mamma is so fat she mske a HIPPO look SKINNY!!
Yo momma is so old that she lost her virginity in Noah’s ark
yo mama so dumb………………..
Yo momma’s so fat that planets look like candy
yo mama is so hairy that i used a machete to get to her vagina
yo mamma is so hairy she has afro’s on her nipples
469 3
Yo MOMMA smells so (NASTY)… every time I pass by her I don’t know wether to offer a “Tic Tac or toilet paper”
Yo MOMMA smells so (NASTY)….every time I pass by her I don’t know wether to offer a “Tic Tac or Toilet Paper”
Yo Momma is So Nasty When They asked her what was for dinner…”She opened her ass and said CRABS”!!!!
Yo momma is such a Hoe, she is used like a bowling ball…..
she is picked up…..
she is FINGERED….
and Then THROWN IN THE GUTTER
Yo momma’s ass is so hairy it looks like yo grandma is about to pop out and say “ARRIBA AMERICA”
Yo momma so short that when it’s rainin’ she’s the last to know
yo momma so poor her wedding ring was a froot loop
yo mamma is so short and skinny a chinese dude thought she was freakin chopsticks!
yo mama so ugly she make michal jackson look straight!!!!
yo mama so stupid she tried to suck michal jackson dick but then realized he was a dudette
your momma is so fat
she thought Titanic was a bathtub toy
my uncle made that
yo momma is so fat
she play’s pool with the planets
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t explore her ass
Yo momma so dirrty that she make shit look clean
Yo momma is so ugly that she look like NOTHING!!
Yo momma is so old that she was adopted by a dinosaur
yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job!!!!!! yaaaaccckkk
Yo momma so stupid and dumb that she think Britney Spears virgine
Yo momma so stupid and dumb that she think Timbaland was a city
Yo momma so skinny that she haven’t a shadow
your mommas head got more bumps than an african road
Ur Mama Looks Like Mahatma Ghandi
your momma’s head is so small, her pillow is used as a tea bag hahahaha
your hed so small u got a ear piercing and u died
ur mums so fat when shes having sex she needs to give directions to the fanny
ur mum makes an elephant look skinny
Ur Mums head so small looks like a tomato seed
austin iz gay
fu reuben
Samiyas Mum Looks Like Nelson Mandela
austin calm it
reuben austin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp
tour mumz lip makes a carpet
yo mama is so fat that she atre burgers and thought they were money
samiya iz gay
mohamed and patrick waz gd
u too rubz
Hello
yo mum looks like that she was in space and didn’t weara space suit
Ur Mum Has A Wooden Pussy Dat GOes 2 Tre Hahahha
your so ugly they put ur hed in dough and make gorrila biscuits
patrrick dont get lippy u fat lip
from samiya
yo mama is so fat that she swears at a monkey
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car
u look like songhai
ur so fat u make stairs into elevators
Yo momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye
samiya’s mum is tre haha, that big eared bitch lool
Michael Jackson is so gay and nasty that he suck his own dick
Michael Jackson is so ugly that he look like yo momma
Michael Jackson is so gay,nasty and stupid that he think yo daddy dick was a hot dog
Yo momma is so ugly that you can’t know her face from her ass
Yo momma is sooooo fat that she use the Empire State buildin to masturbate
hello warren
fuk taylor hop eshe gets run over
wot
your mum gave head to a pig
y dont u like taylor u deep
hello darnel
hi mo
yo mamma so old her bnes crack whn she moves
ur momma is so fat dat wen she sat on da bak of da bus it done a willie
warren wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz upppppppppppppppppppp
taylor is a prostitute from hell
has some 1 got her number does she give hed nd 4 how much
yo mama is so =dumb that she she went to secodary school again to lean everything again
has some 1 got her number does she give hed nd 4 how much
hey tell yo mama to stop wereing green lip stick. she makes my balls look like the nija turtles!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?
ur mama is so hairy that she got carpit burns wen u came out of her fanny
Your mumma is so ugly, when she stands on the beach the tide goes out!!!
these jokes are soo wack that you think you guys are funny
yo mama so fat she got lost in her own belli button!
yo momma so fat when she tip toes people yell earthquake!!!!!!
yo momma so fat when your dad said it was chilly outside she brang a spoon and a bowl
yo momma so fat she thought a whale was a gold fish cracka
yo mamas glasses are so fat. When she looks at a map she can see the people waving back at her.
yo momma so black she waz mark absent at night school
sixty kg lip
UR LIP WEIGHS A TON!
hello warren reply
hello warren reply now
KL PPL
warren iz fresh
austin your the clown in scary movie 2
i meant warren
miss is SOOOO FATTTT a bus hit her and she said that tickles
PS. HELLO MO
stefanos and selem best mates
UR LIPS HANGS DWN WORSE THAN Screams FACE!!!!!!!
patrick will swing lip and u die
zac reuben wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp
SAMIYAS MUM GOT STUCK IN KFC
not acceptable warren
yo mommas like a ketchup bottle, you turn her around, bang her, and she comes out slowly
i never knew samiya had a mum
COCO BEAN
Samiyas a beg friend
I change the name
turn around bitch (smack smack)
aliou loooooool
ur mum gave head to a horse
type ur mums name and animal porn comes up
wassup this was the old liptrick
kl
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here are some4 crakers Yo Mamma’s feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister’s knickers…
You liked that mama joke didn’t ya? Good?…well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I’d just wipe it off Yo Mamma’s chin…
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa’s so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey…
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night…
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama’s like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders…she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it’s best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change…
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
Yo Grandpa’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining…
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Austin if u c this ur mum iz gay
jambob ur mum gave head to a horse
yo momma so old she looks like jennifer barker…………..if u wna tk to us call us at 1-336-246-3291 will give u the time of ur life
yo mama is so fat her clothes got stretch marks
yo mama is so dark she spits chocolate milk
yo mama so fresh she asked a tramp does she look good
YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE PLAYS MABLES WHITH THE PLANET
yo mamas so fat she climbed the grand canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma so old, she had plastic surgery and still looks like
Queen Elizabeth II. OH!
Yo momma so poor, people in New Orleans send her money.
Yo momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Yo momma so stupid, she went to a fortune teller to see how much money was in her bank account.
Yo momma so poor, u asked where the bathroom was, she said :next box on the left”
Yo momma so stupid, she used a bangkok to get a Ti Fighter
hello austin
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
i was jokin fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
if mohammed reads this, that means that im guna rape his mum tonight yiipeeee haha
check selems dad wooowwwieeeeee
loool
jamboobz mum sukz dick
ur cusses is so poor
austin i raped yo mum
PATRICK SUCKS HIS DROP LIP
fat crap miss and warren they look the same
Austin Im Ur Dad I Donated Ur Mum Sperm
yo muma has a blue and green glass tit
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo momma so fat that when was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
I CAUNT SEE SOMEONE HEAD ITS TO BIG
Reubens Mum Looks Lyk An Upside Down Question Mar
….?
tre’s mum has mor wrinkles than a bulldog
Tre Needs A Curtians To Clean Behind Hes Ears
your mum and a horse remind you of anythin
fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll
yo mama makes it hard to smell deodarante
Tres Tea Bag Pillow Was A Donation
austin u on this
zachs lip is like a mint to patricks lip
zachs hed is like a mint to patricks lip
Austin Mum Looks Like Faduma Nd Samiya Put Together Including Daortha’s Nose
your mum uses cow shit for a pillow
Yo Mamma is so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet
Yo Mamma is so poor people break into her house and leave her money
Yo mom is So Fat She pisses hot cheese and shits chocolate
Yo daddy is so bald when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom
you Dick is so Little you have to use a magnifing glass and some tweezers to Jerk off
You mamma is so dark when I put a red hat on her she looked like a bottle of syrup
yo mamma is so black when she got out of the car the oil light came on
yo mamma is so old her memory is is black and white
yo daddy so bald I can see what he’s thinking
Yo mamma is just like my vaccume cleaner just blow don’t suck
yo mamma is so fat she wars bacon flavored lipgloss
Yo mamma is so dumb she stuck the phone up her butt and tried to make booty call
Yo mamma is so dumb when she was on saw instead of cutting off her leg she cut off her arm
yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill a fish by drowning it!!!!!!
yo momma so fat she jumped of the empires state building and bounced right back up
yo momma is so stupid when she walks on the side walk she walks sideways
yo mommas so fat she plays pool with the universe
yo moma is like a bubblegum machine five cents a blow
i am gay
Yo` mama so fat a monster truck ran her over and she got back up and said who is throwig rocks!!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE STEPED ON A SCALE AND IT SAID ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD A KID NAMED DYLAN TONN
who ever kai iz ur mum gave head to a horse and stop posting mother fuker
I am not gay my douchebag friend took my keyboard and typed that-but its okay now because I did his mom PS- she will do what you want oh yeah she will do what you want!
u r gay
yo mama is so fat when she wore a shirt that said AA on it people thought it was american airlines.
gtyrdgyedcnltrdxv
yo momma is so skinny she choked on a peice of rice
yo momma is gay
yo momma so black when she piss she piss mud
Damn all of us are so old that we was on a cross right besideJesus gettin crusafied
Your mama so fat she was there when they invinted the twinkie
Yo mama so fat and ugly she mad Flavor Flav say NOOOOOOOOOO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Yo momma so old she farts dust!
Yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio!
yo momma feet so smelly when she was walkin down the street and a blind man passed her he said “where da corn chips at”?
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma so dumb, she thought that Fleetwood mac was the new hamburger at Mcdonalds
Yo momma so dumb, I put a scratch n’ sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool and she drowned
yo mama so fat shes had more roll overs then the nasanal lottary
-yo mama so stupid so drund in a empty swimming pool
yo mamas so fat the ecwater is her belt sive
yo mamas so stupid she went to an ocson and sold her mouny
yo mama so fat evry time she trun around its her brith bay
yo mamas so fat she her bellybutton is the longest connon recorded
yo mamas so fat shes had more roll overs then foxys bingo
Yo momma so dumb, when she saw her reflection in the TV she thought she was on Jeopardy
Yo momma so dumb, she was fired from her job at the M&Ms factory for throwing away all the “defective W&Ws”
Yo momma so dumb, I told her Christmas is just around the corner so she went to look for it
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate is in roman numerals
Yo momma so ugly freddy couger hides from her
yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals aloud
Yo momma so fat, I saw her in New York so I called my friend in LA and he said he sees her too
Yo momma so dumb, she went to Target with a handful of darts and said let’s play
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Yo momma so short, she does backflips under her bed
Yo momma so fat, her baby picture was taken by a sattelite
yo mama so dumb, she thought eddie gordo was a real person.
yo momma is so poor when i went to her house i asked if i could use the toilet and she said sure pick a corner
your mama fat she got her own website her space.com
your mama so fat she sat on the rainbow to watch the skittles fall off
yo mama so stupid she stuck battires up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER
BY MATTHEW BAXTER I GO TO SCHOOL AT ST.JOES IN SIMCOE YES RYAN ITS ME IF ANY COMMANTS POST ON JUNE 1 BY THE WAY IM 1OAND IM GOOD LOOKING
HEYHAILEY HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so fat she put on baby phat and people thought she had her own clothing line
Pimpdaddy
ryan is so fat he broke thhe bed when he went sleep
Your mommas so fat when shes lying on her bed and she rolls over she burns here arse on the light bulb.
Yo mammas so big when she turns around its CHRISTMAS.
yo momma’s hair so short, she gotta smile to put it in a ponytail! X D
your momma is so stupid she tryed to put m&m in alphabetical order
your momma is so fat when she whent on the scales it said back to her one at a time pleassssss
Your Mum’s So Fat,
That She’s Fat!
yo mama so fat she has to wipe her but with aa flag
yo mama is so fat jabba da hut said dammmmmmnnnnn when he saw her
yo mama is so fat jabba da hut said dammmmmmnnnnn when he saw her
yo mama is so old she owes jesus a quarter
yo mama is so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas
yo mama is so old that she still has to get her pay from jesus
come on! better jokes! these ones don’t even make sense! though i do like the one about the donut hole. HA hA Ha hA
a guy walks in to a bar and ssked thiz girl if she wonts a beer ,she said,no,tha guy said why dont you wont a beer?she said it iz bad for me.HE said does it make your legs swell.she said no it makes them spread LOL
yo mamma so broke she went to the atm and it laughed at her
yo mama is so poor that for chrismas she brings home a tape of other kids opening presents.
yo mama is so dirty when you asked whats for supper she opened her legs and said crabs
yo mama is so fat when the lord said let there be light she a to mover her fat ass out of the way
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!!
yo mama is so fat …………….. she’s just fat
yo mama is so stupid that the retarded kid even didn’t copy her
yo momma is so fat and black that when she jumpped into the ocean, everyone thought it was an oil spill
yo momma stank so bad when she walked by the bathroom the toilet flushed
Yo Mama so perverted if I were you i would rather live with Micheal Jackson
yo mamma so fat she has to use the super bowl as a tolit
yo momma is like buter, she’s always ready to spread
you momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
you momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE STEEPED ON THE SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED
your mom is so ugly when she whas boune her mom slaped her self and her father said (LETS BURIE HER)
YOUR MOM IS SO DAMN NASTY SHE GOES TO KFC AND LICKS OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS
YOUR mom is so stupid she saw all these jokes got mad and slaped the computer.
your mom is so greasy they used her oil fat to save society.
ur nans on crack
this jokes are crap!!!
yo mama so bald when she gets braids they look like stiches
yo mamma is so getto she washes platc spoons
Your mama is so fat she has her own zip code
yo mamma so stupid she drove to the airport , saw a sign that said “airport LEFT” so she turned around and went home
yomamma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street so i asked wat she waz doin and she said MOVIN
yo mamma is so ugly she had U!!!
your momma is so poor when i went to her house i open the front door and fell out the back
yo mama is ugly she uses a PRESCRIPTION mirror
yo mama is so fat every time she turns she is in a different state
yo momma so stupid every month she looks down at her pants and say why do i always get red stains on my pants
yo mama so fat that when god tried to bring down light he asked to move
yo mama is so ugly when she put perfume on the perfume was called why bother
yo momma so fat that construction workers use her for a wrecking ball
yo momma so stupid she went to the manager at dicks sporting goods and asked “where are the condoms”
yo momma so stupid she thought that the game halo 3 was about perfect angels
yo momma so fat that when she was born she made earth fall through space
Yo mamma so ugly she makes unions cry.
yo mommas so ugly she made a blind guy flinch
yo momma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Yo mommas so gay shes gay!
dgsdgsdgsdgds
Yo momma is so old she farted and dust came out
yr a bitch
yo momma so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinky
Bob marley
yo mama is so fat when she took a blood test grease & bacon came out
yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the planets !
yo moma is so fat when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas
yo moma is soo ugly her dad would rather kiss her asss den her face
yo moma is soo ugly ashantae that she had u
ur mama so old she got autrograph bible form jesus
loool
yo mama was fat she thought that a school bus was a towincky
yo mama’s so ugly when she went to a ugly contest the pro’s alowed
that fat ass bassterd
yo mama’s sooo dumb when she threw a rock at the ground she missed
yo mama is so fat the safety patrol make her wear a sign that says caution wide load
yo mama is so fat we have to put soap on the door fram and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her out
yo momma is so stupid she tryed drownin a fish
yo mama so ugly when she born the doctor slaped her parents
your is so skinny she could handglind on a dorito!!!!
repost!!: your mamma is so skinny she could hanglide on a dorito
patrick ur mum
yo mams so ugly she looks like halima shire huh she looks like a ugly ass rug
yo mamas so ugly she looks like mano
yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat that her shadow weighs 45 pounds
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
yo mama so fat that when she had sex with her husband she took up the whole bed.!
your momma is so fat when she has a shower her feet dont get wet
your muv-vas so fat it took her two years to turn round!
YO MAMS SO STUPID SHE PUT A CONDOM ON A DILDO
yo momma so fat she had to be born on juipiter
yo momma so fat you could smack her ass and hear an echo
yo dick so small that you painted it and said to people you want to suck on a tic tac
yo momma so stupid she thought her vagina was for storage space
yo momma so ugly she went up to a painting and it ran away
yo momma so fat she has to use a parachute for a skirt
yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it
yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it out her window
yo momma so fat that her ass drags on the ground
yo momma so old that she can touch her toes with her boobs
yo momma so fat that a crane has to lift her belly so she can have sex
yo momma so fat that her belly arrives to the party before she does
yo momma so fat that when she goes to a water park the manager asks her if she is wearing the bottom part of her bikini and she lifts up her belly and says yes
yo momma so fat that she has to use a bambo stick for a tooth pick
yo momma so ugly that when your momma’s momma was giving birth to her she thought she was shitting out her vigina
yo momma so stupid that when ever she see’s a rainbow she says where’s the unicorn
yo momma so old that when ever she tries to breast feed you all that comes out is dust
yo momma so old that i saw her in the movie the passion of christ
yo momma so hairy that when she pulls down her pants it seem’s like ben wallace’s head is coming out of her butt crack
yo momma so small that even plankton from sponge bob could beat her up
yo momma so fat that if she wanted to be a car model and layed on a car she would crush it
yo momma so fat that the cops have to shut down the freeway just so she can drive
Yo mama’s so fat she got baptised at seaworld !
your mamas so black that she went to a funeral naked and every one said………….I like your outfit
Charlotte Wechsler and Emma Church made that one up
yo mama is a carpenters special flat as a board easy to nail
yo mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car and yo mama is so fat she got in the bath and the water jumped out and she thought it was raining outside
yo mamma so stupid she tried to kill herself and jumped out the basement window
Yo mamma so dumb when she tried killing herself she jumped out the basement window and died.
yo mamma so stupid she thought she hacked zezima but it was moparscape
yo mamma soooo-oo ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
yo mamma’s pussy soo hairy when your brother was born he died from rug burn
You Mother Is So Dull She Had to Get Dressed In A Drive Way !!!
Abbey Jenkins spreads her legs and the sea comes towards her to clear the fish away
You Mamma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
You mother is soooo dull she put the tv on stand by and stood by it
you mothers house is on fire and she uses her underwere as the tent
Yo mama so dumb she took back a puzzle cause she thought it was broken.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell down i didn’t laugh but the ground was cracking up!
Yo mama is so ugly,Blind people run away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly,When she took a showerthe water never hit her.
yo mamas so fat she cant fit into the empire state building
she cant even walk under a bridge in the grand canyon
yo mama so stupid she spent 20 mins looking at an orange juice container just cause it had the word concentrate on it
yo smirkz u dere
yo mamma so fat she uses a bazooka to put her tampon in!!!
yo momma is so hairy yo daddy met her at a dog show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u just got owned, wannabes
yo momma so fat, everytime she turns around its Christmas again.
yo momma so poor she, i stepped on a roach, and she said there goes dinner.
yo momma is so old, jurassic park was a biography of her life.
yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car.
yo mama so ugly the monster said im scared of her
yo mama so ugly her head fell off n da body ran away
yo mama izzz soo ugly it waz a sin to look at her n for dat god sent u to HELL
yo mama soo stupid the sign to go on the bumper cars say 17+ yo mama ran home to get 16 more friends
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a cup n told da cops dat she got mugged
yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach nobody else gets sun
yo mama so ugly when she joined a ugly contest they said “srry no profesinals”
yo mama is like a light switch little kids could turn her on and off
yo mama like an elavator little kids go up and down on her all day
yo momma’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo momma so poor when she sees a burning cigarette she sings clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat!!
Yo momma so stupid she gat 2 workout 6hours a day to gain weight
Yo mamas so big that one could call her rather large!!!!
Yo mamas so fat that one could call her rather big!!!!!
yOur mAma iS sO faT shE maDe bUddah lOok AnerxiC LOL
yo mama is so dumb she got stabed at a gang shootout
yo mama is so fat she triped over walmart fell over krogers and landed on target
ur mama is so dumb when she went to a 2
yo momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone
yo momma so stupid she put icey hot on herself to look hot
yo mom is gay
yo mom is so stupid that she wants to marry taylor franklin
yo momma so ass stupid she married why(blaine herber)
yo mamma so poor she chases the garbage men with her shopping list
yo mamma so fat and ugly she came back from prostituting owing the clients money
yo mamma so anorexic you can see her farts coming
yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach it got put on whale watch
yo momma so fat she got on her scooter and the wheels were already 5 km up the road
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watch the chair
yo mama is so so so ugly she make michale jackson look sexy
yo mama so black when she went in the swimming pool she turned into coco
ya mum is so dumb she jumped out the boat an couldent find the water
ya mum sucks 2 hard
luke sucked ya mum do hard she bleed
Your mother is so poor when she was kicking a can down the road i asked her what you doing them she said i am moving houses
yo momma’s so stupid she sat in front of the mirrow and said damn is that michael jackson
Y0UR MAMA S0 FAT WEN SAT 0N DA T0LEIT IT SAID ABCDEFG GET UR FAT AZZ 0FF 0F ME L0L!
All these jokes suck ass they are so gay just like all their mommas. not a single joke here is funny. the only thing that is funny is that your momma is so fat, shes fat.
All these jokes suck ass they are so gay just like all their mommas. not a single joke here is funny. the only thing that is funny is that your momma is so fat, shes fat.
Yo mama so fat she goes out in her yellow raincoat and people shout TAXI !!
1) yo mama so poor when she was walking down the street with one shoe i asked her, “did you loose a show?” she said, ” no i just found one!!!”
2) yo mama like the internet, everytime i go on her i get a virus!
3)yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund! -old joke
yomums so fat..when she cross the road..i sworved my car around her and i ran out of gas
your mama is so fat she is once twice three times a woman
(funny if you know the stix)
your mamma is so fat even god couldn’t lift her soul
yo mama so pretty i kissed her
jeff cooke lives in rome ny and lives on croton st he walks home and plays basketball for strough
adam burrises mom is so poor i walked into the driveway stepped on a skateboard and she said get off the family car
yo momma so fat after sex she smoked a turkey!!!!!
yo mama is so old that she know burger king when he was a prince.
yo mama is so fat she has to roll up her fat to have sex.
yo mama is soooooooo ugle she when to a hallawen contest and they ssaid no pro’s
your mama so stupid when she went to rehap .he police sent her right back
your mama is so ugly buggy men sad gwt out of my fast
yo mom is so stupid when she went to the washroom she forgot how to take a shit. one more thing yo dad just got rape by yo grandmom
yo mom so fat when kingkong saw her he thought she was a b-ball
yo mom is so dark when she go out at night she camouflages to her surrounding shes also a cheap striper
yo mom so ugly when i shaw her i instatly love her i also like guys
your momma’s so fat that when she fell out of the window she never new she landed
Yo mama so Fat. She uses the Milky Way as a Free Way.
sup
ya mumz soo dumb i saw her staring at a car i said”why are you staring so hard” she said it says focus on the back.
i told ya mum chrismas is comin she goes looking for it around the block
ur mum needs a bath
yor mumz armpits are soo hairy it looks like she’s got bob marley in a heaadlock.
ya mums so fat she went in the FBI they named it after her Fat Bitch Inside.
yo mama so fat she sat on wal-mart and lowered the prices
yo momma so tall she triped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
yo momma so stupid she called 911 on the cops
Yo mammas so poor her welcome mat doesn’t say welcome it says welfare! LOL
Your mama is so old she walked in an antique store and they kept her!
ur so black dat when u were born ur momma thought u were darth vader
yo mamma is so stupied she ran a stop light
yo mama is so fat the made a movie about her mission impossible 4 you cant miss the target
your momma’s like a hocky player she doesnt change her pad untill after 3 periods….
Yo momma iz $o ugly dat when $he went out in public to get food mcdonalds closed
Yo MoMMa IS A RETARD BUT MADE ME HARD SO I RAN DOWN THA BOULAVARD TO GET AWAY FROM A DUMB BITCH LIKE HER OH SHIT WERE U GET THA FUR STUPID HOE DON’T GO UNLESS UR NAME IS SUE CUZ WE THROUGH
ur momma so fat u dont do her up the asshole u do her up the blowhole(because shes a whale)
yo mama so black when she gets in ur car the oil light turns on
yo momma so fat before the stock market will crash she will eat it
yo momma so fat in the movie journey to the center of the earth they were really in her asshole
yo momma so fat her ass ate her penuis and her fat roles ate her vagina
yo mama is so stupid when they gave her a free biscuit she said “yum this is a very nice orange”
yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
give me money ill probably go sizzlers wid yo mommah
waits shes already the cheeze cake
yo momma is so black when she ate a chocolate bar she bit her finga off
Yo moma so stuped she tired to force her own signetur
yo momma so skinny she always chocke on a grain of rice
your mum runs for chicken wing
yo mama so poor she said the thrit shore was high
yo mama so fat they had to go 2 sea world to give her a bath]
yo mama so ugly that her own reflection scream
yo momma has no brain because she couldint even spell her name
yo momma is sooooo guy
yo momma is soooooooo fat that when she went to the tolit she sat down and looked up and she saw her self and said i am huge
yo momma is soo fat when she jumped in the ocean a whale came up and said, “Mommy is that you?”
yo momma is soooo ugly when she looked out tha window she got arrested for moonin.
yo momma is sooo fat when a bus came by and hit her she looked around and said, “Who threw that rock?”
yo momma is sooo fat when a bus came by she said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!”
yo momma is gay cause she got married with a women
yo mama’s so fat that when she jumps your daddy says “RUN!!!!!!!!!!”
yo mama is so stupid her fav. color is f@#@ing clear
yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach all the wales poped up and started to sing “we are family even though youre fatter then me”
yo momma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car.She was that pissed off after she tried to commit sucide by jumping off a cerb.
yo momma is so fat she went out side in a yellow coat and every one shouted taxi.
yo momma is so evil she strapped a bomb to a disabled person and told him to run.
yo momma is stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she was there.
yo momma is so small she cant wear a tampon cos she falls over the string.
yo momma is so fat when she sun bathes everyone shout its free willy.
yo momma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car.She was that pissed off after she tried to commit sucide by jumping off a cerb.
yo momma is so fat she went out side in a yellow coat and every one shouted taxi.
yo momma is so evil she strapped a bomb to a disabled person and told him to run.
yo momma is stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she was there.
yo momma is so small she cant wear a tampon cos she falls over the string.
yo momma is so fat when she sun bathes everyone shout its free willy.
soz we dint put our names on last 1
yo momma is so ugly she makes a onion cry
yo momma is so smelly when she lifted her arm a monsoon came out.
yo daddy is so gay i called him a puff and he hit me with his handbag.
yo momma is so ugly when she walked in to the put everyone said no dogs alllowed.
lol me n kel in i.t lol :d
yo mama is so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch
if my dog was as stupid as yo mama he would walk backwards and wag his head
yo mama is so fat here shadow weigs a 100 pounds
yo momma so ugly she make onion cry.
Yo momma so black she got to wear white gloves when she eatin tootsie pops so she don’t eat her fingers
Yo mamma is so thick that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was at the otherside.
Yo mamma is so thick that she threw a brick through a window and asked for it back.
Yo mamma is so fat when she walked past window I lost 24 hours of sunlight.
Yo mamma is so thick that when she bought a dognhut she gave it back to the shopkeeper requesting her money back, she complained that there was a hole in it .
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to new york with a yellow raincoat on everyone thought she was a taxi.
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo momma jaws are so strong she can blow bubbles with now laters…………..???
yo mama so fat that wen she gets cut she bleeds out bacon graes
yo mamas nipoles are so long they can reach her back
yo mama so fat her blood tipe is ragu
yo mama so skinny she can hollahoop with a cheeryo
yo mama so ugly wen she looked out the windo she goy arested for moonin
yo momma like a gas station, open 24 hours
yo mamma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!
yo mamma so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner and she went lookn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
robert gilley is so stupide he went to the staue of librtry to get a phone number
your momma is like a hardwair store 25% screw
your momma is like a harley davison every body get’s a turn
Yo Momma so poor, she waved around a half- melting popsicle and called it air conditioning. FRESH!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so ugly she scared both the humps off a camels back
Yo mama so fat a school bus drove by and she yelled ” TWINKYYY!!!!”
yo mama so nasty she the definition of nasty
Yo momma so stupid she put paper over the T.V. and thought she was watching pay-per-view!
LOL!! I know its an old joke but I wanted to write something!!
yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to what was on the other side
yo mama like a toilet white, round & full of crap
yo mama is so fat, and her teeth so yellow, that when she smiles, she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet
your momma so fat it starting raining when she walked outside it stoped
yo momma so fat your son walked up 2 u n said i wish we had a rollor coaster in the back yard and you said theres 1 out there and your son said thats mom
yo momma so stupid she sold her bike for a new tire hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ur so Fun to tease john wehling ur momma and me and allie are coming after you!!!
Omg what the hell is ur momma gunna say when sees u guys trash talking her fat ass?
your moma is soo stupid she got ran over by a parked car dats to aj
your moms so dum she broke down n den sold the car for petrol
ya dad is so dum he hes sold his fone for credit
U LOT
ARE WAK DERS NOTTA GD JOKE ON EA
U LOT ARE ALL WAK DERS NOTTA GD JUKE ON EA SWER ILL SPARK EVRI MN ON EA HAHA U ALL WASTE MANS BLD FOK U MAN U FUKIN POOMPLEX YOO DONT GT IT TWISTED
yo momma so dark that she wants to join the KKK
your gay. the end
your momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
Your mama is so G’ed up she told ur dad to band over
yo mamma like a vaccum she sucks blows an wen ur done wit her u throw her in da closet
ur momma is so stupid her teacher told her 2 do an essay and so she went 2 have sex with a mexican ”essay essay”
Yoo momma So Fat that When she Turned around, It was her Birthday ;]
yo momma so ugly she got bitch slap by the docta when she was born
yo momma so ugly even trash cans dont wont her!!
yo momma so old she baby sited YODA
yo momma so reterded he shoved a batery up his ass and said “I GOT THE POWER”
yo momma so fat i ran around her twice and got lost.
yo momma so fat she uses a matress 4 her tampon.
yo momma so poor that when i saw her down da street wit 1 shoe on i said “lost a shoe there madam” and she replied nop just found one!
yo momma so dum i asked whats 1+1 and she pointed 2 a window!
yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as her bandaids
dis is a fact
yo mommas breath is wack
she needs atick,not a tack
but the whole dam pack
i dont mean to be mean
but your momma needs listerine
not a sip not a swollow
but the 10 whole dam bottles
boy what u know bout dat
C’s up f*** da bloods
if u cant keep up dont step up home boy
yo momma so poor she cant even pay attention!
man whatever yo
yall momma’s breath
sO stank
that the air
has tO fight
her breath like
Ali
Yo momma is so small she can hang-glide on a dorito.
yo momma so fat when she fell and cut her knee open gravy poured out.
Yo momma look like she brush her teeth with mustard.
yo momma so nasty when she started to get in the tub the water jumped out and said “I’ll wait”
Yo momma’s booty’s so big when she sits down she’s 3 ft taller.
Betty Sue is back, runnin this place
All yal sorry-momma-joke-tellas get outta my face
i may be old and cripple but imma rabbit in dis race.
What… get some…
yo all are loser
yo momma’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
your momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
YOUR MOMMA IS SO HEARY THE ONLY LENGUAGE SHE SPEAKS IS WOKIE
yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get babtised
yo momma is so old that she was in the third grade with jesues
yo momma so fat she drives a spandex car
yo momma so short she sits on the sidewalk her feet dangle
yo mamma so fat every time she walks theres an earthquik
i went to school and the techer aked me for my home work and i say i have not got it she say’s bring it so i go home and ask my mum she say’s nope and dont care go to dad he say 180 go to my sis she say’s so what go to my bro he say’s in my broom broom car i go to school the teacher asks mehae you brot your home work i say yes
your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
your mama’s so fat she has to iron here close in the drive way
your mama is so black, when she got out of her car the oil light came on.