Yo momma is so stupid that during in the summer when she saw a couple of black and white lovers sitting in a round pool,she thought it was a large bowl of chocolate & vanilla ice cream sunday.
yo mother so fat when she got out the car and turned around all of her great grand children was dead even the ones who were in the parent belly
digg dat peple who think dat dey got jokes well i am here to tell u dat all da jokes are iin ma hands
yo momma is so stupid dat wen she called da operator and said “how long is it to get to los angeles” and da operator said, “just a minute please,” and yo momma said “ok thank you”
Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”
Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.
Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………….she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.
yo mama so retarded she bought a john deere tractor, then drove it to K-mart and bought Doritos SPicy Habenro flavored even though shen not hungy. cause she fat ass bitch.
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
Yo momma is so dark they have let her play as dark raider.
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
yo momma is fat and dark her vigana look like a burn spreme taco.
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she think your dad dick was a hotdog.
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
your mom is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look good
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
Your momma’s so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and said, “Hey, where’s my gumball?”
Kinda old, I knowww.
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speak is chewbacca from star war.pldddddddd! pldddddddd!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIY..
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS I THROW SOME EGGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIRY…
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo mama is so fat doa cant even exploer her!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
repost:yo mama is so fat DORA cnt even exploer her!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
Yo momma is so poor the only reason she raise u is to become my bitch!
now suck my balls!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT RICHERD SIMONS SEAD “THAT’S IT I QUIT.”
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
zho mamma so old, when moses my bro was splitting the sea, she was in the other side fishin’
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Yo mama so stupid she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a Sleepy’s store and slept on the floor!
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom for so long she peed her pants
Posted: April 4th, 2008
your momma so nasty!!!! she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!!
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Your momma is so hairy, her nipples have afros.
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Your momma is SOOOO ugly, that if my dog had a face like hers…..id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards!!
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Your momma is soo fat, if you squeezed her legs, you probably get cottage cheese.
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she looked out of the window and got aressted for mooning
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo mommas so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, the hotel put a blanket over the ocean
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo mommas so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo mommas so ugly that when she saw a mouse it fell down and had a heartattack
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in air
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo momma is so poor that,she can’t afford oil,she have to kidnap michael jackson and use his head to produce oil.
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so fat people cut bacon strips off her back
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid and nasty that when she saw porno she said “hey how come that guy has a dick just like me”
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so fat that when she opens her legs a sign comes out saying danger zone
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
tu madre is so estupid she locked herself in the motocycle
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she studied for a drug test!
dont worry we got more!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo momma
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo momma her shadow weighs 100 pounds
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat you gotta take 4 trains and a bus just to get on her good side
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat all her relationships are long distance
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid, she called 411 and asked for the police
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside her car
Posted: April 5th, 2008
your momma so stupid, her computer said “you got mail” so she ran down to her mailbox
Posted: April 5th, 2008
your momma is sooooo poor and low-lifed, she steals from good will
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama so gay that when she met you, you said i quit
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she eats pennies and thinks its cocco pebbles! ! !
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she drinks pee and thinks its lemonade! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
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Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so fat she uses the highway for a slippen slide!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly I killed her !!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
yo mama i so ugly when michael jackson kissed her she died!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid that during in the summer when she saw a couple of black and white lovers sitting in a round pool,she thought it was a large bowl of chocolate & vanilla ice cream sunday.
Posted: April 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so funny that i have to come back later on to post new jokes about her sweet & sour ass..
Posted: April 6th, 2008
your mama so skinny she’d use a dorito for a hanglider
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo Momma is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid, she used a solar powered flashlight in the dark.
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo Momma so fat, she has to give directions to have sex.
Posted: April 7th, 2008
yo mom so fat when she orded a water bed the store that she bought it from jus t put a large blake over the pacific ocen.
Posted: April 7th, 2008
yo momma iz so gay that the person reading dis has a big fat ass mom
Posted: April 7th, 2008
u momma so fat when she sat in da bathtub the toilet water overflowed
Posted: April 7th, 2008
Yo mama is so dumb she got ran over by a parked car!
Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama is so fat she had to take a bath in the Pacific Ocean!
Posted: April 7th, 2008
yo momma so fat
Posted: April 8th, 2008
Yo momma is so (stupid) she tried to kill herself with a cordless phone !!!!!
Posted: April 8th, 2008
Yo momma is so kinky that not even a shaving razor could cut through all that pussy(pubic) hair $
Posted: April 8th, 2008
Yo mama was so ugly her mom thought she took a shit out of her vagina when she was born
Posted: April 8th, 2008
yo momma is so fat, she bleeds butter
Posted: April 9th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Posted: April 9th, 2008
YO MAMA’S TEETH SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILED I CANT BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER
Posted: April 9th, 2008
MY MOMMA IS SO UGLY IF I HAD A DOG WITH A FACE LIKE HERS ID SHAVE ITS ASS AND TEACH IT TO WALK BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!1 OH NIGGA JP WROTE THIS SHIT
Posted: April 9th, 2008
Hey fans, call me
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Posted: April 9th, 2008
yo moma so nasty when she opens her legs she has a sign on her vagina that says sorry im open
Posted: April 9th, 2008
yo mama so short she could do backflips under her bed
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat her DNA is DRO - Dorito
Posted: April 10th, 2008
YO MOMA SO FAT A TAXI DROVE BUY AND SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT TWEENKIE”.
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo mother so stupid she told my mother to suck the earth’s dick bitch
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo mother so fat she can play pool with the planets
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo mother so fat when she got out the car and turned around all of her great grand children was dead even the ones who were in the parent belly
digg dat peple who think dat dey got jokes well i am here to tell u dat all da jokes are iin ma hands
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo mama so stupid dat she was watching madea and said dam iz dat me or is it my ass
Posted: April 10th, 2008
BITCHEZ SUCK MY DADS DICK AND GO TO HELL CALL ME AT 860-765-7967
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly that when she went to a haunted mansion, she came out with a jobapplication
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid dat wen she called da operator and said “how long is it to get to los angeles” and da operator said, “just a minute please,” and yo momma said “ok thank you”
Posted: April 11th, 2008
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she went too church they said this little light of mine im goin let it shine
Posted: April 11th, 2008
your mom is gay
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excersice
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo mamma is so old she has moses in her year book
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma is so fat wen a school bus drove by she yelled out, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!”
Posted: April 11th, 2008
Yo Mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
Posted: April 11th, 2008
YO!!! I am so bored
Posted: April 12th, 2008
Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought the asians were a cult who worshiped the letter A
Posted: April 12th, 2008
Yo mamma is so hairy, bigfoot think’s he found a date
Posted: April 12th, 2008
Yo mama is so fat, she generates her own gravity
Posted: April 12th, 2008
Yo momma so nasty, when she cleans the kitchen she eats the crumbs from under the stove as a snack
Posted: April 12th, 2008
your mom is so ulgy she scared away there blined people
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo mamm so short she slam dunks her bus tokens
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo mamma so fat that her nickname is “damn!”
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo mamma so poor and stupid when i told her about the Last Supper she thought they ran out of food stamps.
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo mama so dumb she stuck a batteri up her azz and said “I GOT THA POWER”
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped hisself
Posted: April 13th, 2008
you so ugly when yo momma tried to sell u on ebay they went out of business
Posted: April 13th, 2008
yo momma so fat when people drove around her they ran out of gas
Posted: April 14th, 2008
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE EAT LOBSTER SHE BLEEDS BUTTER
Posted: April 14th, 2008
Yo Momma’s so uglythe army stopped using guns and started with her picture
Posted: April 15th, 2008
ALL YA MOMMAS SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER COSCO AND FELL ON HOME DEPOT
Posted: April 15th, 2008
yo Momma’s so nasty she’s had more rappers in her than an iPod.
Posted: April 16th, 2008
yo mama so fat she bunge jumped and landed right in hell
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma knew burger king when he was still a prince
Posted: April 17th, 2008
Yo MOMMA Sooooo Dumb She took the computer brain school because she thought it was dumb…..
Posted: April 17th, 2008
you mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she got looked up in a grocery store and starved
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she cooks bacon she saidd “do you want extra grease with your bacon”?
Posted: April 17th, 2008
YO mommas so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it
Posted: April 18th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she she tried out for starwar episode 6 she got the part where the fat sit all day
Posted: April 18th, 2008
yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford myspace
Posted: April 18th, 2008
yo mama so fat it took six doorway to get in her bedroom
Posted: April 18th, 2008
yo mama iz so hairy she tried out for chewbecca in starwar
Posted: April 18th, 2008
yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow raincoated and someone shouted TAXI
Posted: April 18th, 2008
Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo momma so fat she sat down and te world trade centers fell!!!
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo momma so pour the landlord came over for the rent and she ran outside and yelled my landlord wants the rent can someone give me my rents
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo momma so fat she went into the church and the candles blew out
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Posted: April 19th, 2008
Yo mama is so skinny she can fit her whole body through a fruit loop!
Posted: April 19th, 2008
Yo mama is so old the picture on her birth certificate had dinosaurs in the back ground.
Posted: April 19th, 2008
stop these insulting jokes this instant!
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo mamas so hairy, that when she died, the world could finally breath, yo mama did leave a bit of BO though
Posted: April 19th, 2008
Yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbaca. (starwars)
Posted: April 19th, 2008
Yo mamas so skinny, the government thought she was paper and threw her out!
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo mamas so fat, people drove around her and ran out of petrol.
Posted: April 19th, 2008
yo momma so fat she broke the universe!!!!!!!
how bout tht
Posted: April 20th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A HOCKEY TEAM, SHE CHANGES HER PADS EVERY 6 PERIODS
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so hairy that she makes Sasquatch look bald
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so greasy that I get my gas out of her for my car
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so tall she doesnt need a spaceship to reach the moon all she has to do is stand up
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so short ants can squish her
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so lazy that she spent her whole life dreaming because she slept all the time
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so short she makes a grand of sand look like a giant
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school she was counted absent
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that people lay out in front of her to get a sun tan
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mamas house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mamas breath stinks so bad it made the fattest man in the world runaway
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo mama is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
Posted: April 21st, 2008
Yo momma so fat that when she irons her clothes she need to iron them on a expressway.
Posted: April 21st, 2008
Yo mama so fat when she bends over black hole opens!!! =^_^=
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
Yo mamma’s so fat the Titanic sunk yo mamma floated.
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
Yo mamma’s so fat if you walk around her once you get lost.
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo mama so dumb she tryed to put m&m’s in abc order
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she was black and hairy
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo mamma husben is so poor that he proposed to her with a onoin ring
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
Yo momma is like a brick… she’s flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans every day
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
Your mama’s so hairy, instead of soap she uses shampoo to wash her legs.
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
your moma is so poor she was kicking a can we asked her what she was doing she said moving
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo momma so poor she goes to kfc to lick peoples fingers
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mama soo fat when she jump for joy, she got stuck
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
Yo dada soo stupid he went to the job centre and asked 4 a blowjob
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo so poor that when i came to yo house and stepped on a cigarette yo momma said who stepped on the heater
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo mamma is so fat that your dad got trapped inside her when they were mashing
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
this website is so stupid because people cant even spell the words correctly
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
In soviet russia you don’t make fun of yo mama, yo mama make fun of YOU!
Posted: April 24th, 2008
yo mamma’s breath stank so bad, when she went to confession, the priest on the other side of the wall committed suicide.
Posted: April 24th, 2008
your moms so ugly she make prince look good
Posted: April 24th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid when she stepped on a scale she said, “yeeeees!! 300 points!!!” (its also an insult to being fat)
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she couldn’t see straight.
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is so doumb she jacked off with herself.
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is sooooo ugly she made an onion cry.
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she had to bathe in the ocean.
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she thought aqua meant her parents were missin.
yo momma is so skinny she could jump through a doughnut.
yo momma is so ugly that michael jackson screwed her up.
yo momma is so drunk she appeared on miller light cans.
yo momma is so white that frosty ran up and pissed on her.
Posted: April 25th, 2008
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
yeh i know. it owns
Posted: April 25th, 2008
Yo mama so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a bowl and spoon then ran outside
Posted: April 25th, 2008
Yo mama so fat, I took her panties and used ‘em as the sail of my yacht
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma is the reason why michael jackson is GAY!
Posted: April 26th, 2008
Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1
Posted: April 26th, 2008
yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!
Posted: April 26th, 2008
your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other
Posted: April 26th, 2008
your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up
Posted: April 26th, 2008
your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
Posted: April 26th, 2008
You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.
Posted: April 26th, 2008
Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”
Posted: April 27th, 2008
yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol
Posted: April 27th, 2008
yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O
Posted: April 28th, 2008
Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s
Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus
Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket
Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side
Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV
Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance
Posted: April 28th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo mommam, these jokes are dumb
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo momma is soooo fat when she stood on a scale she saw her phone #
Posted: April 29th, 2008
yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Posted: April 29th, 2008
Yo momma so old she played football with the dinosaurs
Posted: April 29th, 2008
ya mom is so fat when she steped on the scales it said get the fock off
Posted: April 29th, 2008
ya moms so tall when she done a back flip she kiked jesus in da head
Posted: April 29th, 2008
ya moms so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade
Posted: April 29th, 2008
i bought YOUR mom a present it was a 50mph car she said i want somethink faster so that it can go from 0-200 in 0.01 secs i bought her SCALES
Posted: April 29th, 2008
yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said “to be continued”
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mamma’s so fat when she walked by i missed 6 commercials
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo omma so harry when i was going ot have sex with her king kong popped out and said welcome to america
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momma so harry i was going to have sex with her and king kong popped out and said welcome to america
Posted: May 1st, 2008
The only difference between your momma and an elephant is that one is a 800 pound mamal and the other is the elephant
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Your Momma so fat that she saw a big yellow school bus full of white kids and said, ” HEY STOP THAT TWINKE !!!”
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo momma so stupid she went to dr.dre for a pap smear
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mamma is so fat when she turn around it sounds like a bus is backing up
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mamma is so big some people use her for a door knob
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo Momma is so poor that when I steped on the match at her house she sayed: ” Oh who turned of the heater”
FOR RIZZLE MY CHISEL
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo Momma is so poor that when I put the key in the key-hole I stabed everyone in the house.
FOR RIZZLE
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!
FOR RIZZLE
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo Momma Is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang: “We are family , come on everybody sing”!
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the weighter she sayed ohhh that’s my phone numbah!
Posted: May 1st, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL MAN!
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mama so retarded she bought a boat, then drove it to wal-mart and bought food to eat even though she wasn’t hungry. cause she’s fat too.
Posted: May 1st, 2008
ur dad hates ur mom so much they were at the rodeo doing the hoedown and ur dad throw yo momma down
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo momma jump off a ship in the ocean and the whales started singing “We r family even know ur fatter then me
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………….she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo momma is sooooooo fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is OREO
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mama so retarded she bought a john deere tractor, then drove it to K-mart and bought Doritos SPicy Habenro flavored even though shen not hungy. cause she fat ass bitch.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mamas so fat that she’s fat.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
Yo mama is so poor you tits are real!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mama is so black is you put salt on her, she looks like the solar system!
Posted: May 3rd, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order!!! =D