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664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

  1. 1
    na said:

      Yo momma is so dark they have let her play as dark raider.

  2. 2
    sai said:

      yo momma is fat and dark her vigana look like a burn spreme taco.

  3. 3
    T.K said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she think your dad dick was a hotdog.

  4. 4
    your mom said:

      your mom is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look good

  5. 5
    LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER said:

      Your momma’s so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and said, “Hey, where’s my gumball?”

      Kinda old, I knowww.

  6. 6
    hairy beast said:

      Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speak is chewbacca from star war.pldddddddd! pldddddddd!

  7. 7
    RAP ABOUT YOUR MOMMA said:

      I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIY..

  8. 8
    RAP ABOUT YOUR MOMMA said:

      I SAW YOUR MOMMA WHEN SHE OPEN UP HER LEGS I THROW SOME EGGS IT WAS SO SCARY ALL BLACK AND HAIRY…

  9. 9
    your hairy mom said:

      yo mama is so fat doa cant even exploer her!!!

  10. 10
    your hairy mom said:

      repost:yo mama is so fat DORA cnt even exploer her!!!

  11. 11
    your hairy mom said:

      yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread!!!

  12. 12
    joked! Master said:

      Yo momma is so poor the only reason she raise u is to become my bitch!

      now suck my balls!

  13. 13
    FATTIE MAMA! said:

      YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT RICHERD SIMONS SEAD “THAT’S IT I QUIT.”

  14. 14
    Kangzta said:

      zho mamma so old, when moses my bro was splitting the sea, she was in the other side fishin’

  15. 15
    ambermakinfunofyomama said:

      yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!

  16. 16
    Reil said:

      Yo mama so stupid she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

  17. 17
    Someone said:

      Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a Sleepy’s store and slept on the floor!

  18. 18
    ghosty said:

      yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom for so long she peed her pants

  19. 19
    dude!!! said:

      your momma so nasty!!!! she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!!

  20. 20
    dude!!! said:

      Your momma is so hairy, her nipples have afros.

  21. 21
    dude!!! said:

      Your momma is SOOOO ugly, that if my dog had a face like hers…..id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards!!

  22. 22
    dude!!! said:

      Your momma is soo fat, if you squeezed her legs, you probably get cottage cheese.

  23. 23
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so ugly she looked out of the window and got aressted for mooning

  24. 24
    laurchey said:

      yo mommas so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, the hotel put a blanket over the ocean

  25. 25
    laurchey said:

      yo mommas so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road

  26. 26
    laurchey said:

      yo mommas so ugly that when she saw a mouse it fell down and had a heartattack

  27. 27
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in air

  28. 28
    joked! Master said:

      yo momma is so poor that,she can’t afford oil,she have to kidnap michael jackson and use his head to produce oil.

  29. 29
    pollo said:

      yo mama is so fat people cut bacon strips off her back

  30. 30
    pollo said:

      yo mama is so stupid and nasty that when she saw porno she said “hey how come that guy has a dick just like me”

  31. 31
    pollo said:

      yo mama is so fat that when she opens her legs a sign comes out saying danger zone

  32. 32
    pollo said:

      yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. 33
    pollo said:

      tu madre is so estupid she locked herself in the motocycle

  34. 34
    pollo said:

      yo mama is so stupid she studied for a drug test!

      dont worry we got more!

  35. 35
    Jmaster said:

      yo momma

  36. 36
    Jmaster said:

      yo momma her shadow weighs 100 pounds

  37. 37
    Jmaster said:

      yo momma so fat you gotta take 4 trains and a bus just to get on her good side

  38. 38
    Jmaster said:

      yo momma so fat all her relationships are long distance

  39. 39
    the 411 said:

      yo momma is so stupid, she called 411 and asked for the police

  40. 40
    the 411 said:

      yo momma is so stupid she got locked inside her car

  41. 41
    the 411 said:

      your momma so stupid, her computer said “you got mail” so she ran down to her mailbox

  42. 42
    the 411 said:

      your momma is sooooo poor and low-lifed, she steals from good will

  43. 43
    me said:

      yo mama so gay that when she met you, you said i quit

  44. 44
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out!!!!!!

  45. 45
    caleb said:

      yo mama is so stupid she eats pennies and thinks its cocco pebbles! ! !

  46. 46
    caleb said:

      yo mama is so stupid she drinks pee and thinks its lemonade! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. 47
    caleb said:

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  48. 48
    brandon said:

      yo mama is so fat she uses the highway for a slippen slide!!!!!!!

  49. 49
    caleb said:

      yo mama is so ugly I killed her !!!!!!!!!

  50. 50
    caleb & brandon said:

      yo mama i so ugly when michael jackson kissed her she died!!!!!

  51. 51
    joked! Master said:

      Yo momma is so stupid that during in the summer when she saw a couple of black and white lovers sitting in a round pool,she thought it was a large bowl of chocolate & vanilla ice cream sunday.

  52. 52
    joked! Master said:

      Yo momma is so funny that i have to come back later on to post new jokes about her sweet & sour ass..

  53. 53
    Anonymous said:

      your mama so skinny she’d use a dorito for a hanglider

  54. 54
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

  55. 55
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

  56. 56
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

  57. 57
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid, she used a solar powered flashlight in the dark.

  58. 58
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma so fat, she has to give directions to have sex.

  59. 59
    r tardad mother said:

      yo mom so fat when she orded a water bed the store that she bought it from jus t put a large blake over the pacific ocen.

  60. 60
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma iz so gay that the person reading dis has a big fat ass mom

  61. 61
    tgryhtj said:

      u momma so fat when she sat in da bathtub the toilet water overflowed

  62. 62
    Stupid said:

      Yo mama is so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! :)

      Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone! :)

      Yo mama is so fat she had to take a bath in the Pacific Ocean! :)

  63. 63
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat

  64. 64
    Papi Chulo said:

      Yo momma is so (stupid) she tried to kill herself with a cordless phone !!!!!

  65. 65
    Dick Sucker said:

      Yo momma is so kinky that not even a shaving razor could cut through all that pussy(pubic) hair $

  66. 66
    YOMAMA said:

      Yo mama was so ugly her mom thought she took a shit out of her vagina when she was born

  67. 67
    yo momma said:

      yo momma is so fat, she bleeds butter

  68. 68
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

  69. 69
    ADE said:

      YO MAMA’S TEETH SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILED I CANT BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

  70. 70
    ALEXIS PENA said:

      MY MOMMA IS SO UGLY IF I HAD A DOG WITH A FACE LIKE HERS ID SHAVE ITS ASS AND TEACH IT TO WALK BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!1 OH NIGGA JP WROTE THIS SHIT

  71. 71
    OPRA said:

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  72. 72
    David said:

      yo moma so nasty when she opens her legs she has a sign on her vagina that says sorry im open

  73. 73
    Mgamn said:

      yo mama so short she could do backflips under her bed

  74. 74
    yo momma so fat said:

      yo momma so fat her DNA is DRO - Dorito

  75. 75
    PEACE said:

      YO MOMA SO FAT A TAXI DROVE BUY AND SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT TWEENKIE”.

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    stupid ass mothers said:

      yo mother so stupid she told my mother to suck the earth’s dick bitch

  77. 77
    faith @ truth said:

      yo mother so fat she can play pool with the planets

  78. 78
    truth@fat ass said:

      yo mother so fat when she got out the car and turned around all of her great grand children was dead even the ones who were in the parent belly
      digg dat peple who think dat dey got jokes well i am here to tell u dat all da jokes are iin ma hands

  79. 79
    truth@fat ass said:

      yo mama so stupid dat she was watching madea and said dam iz dat me or is it my ass

  80. 80
    hell yea said:

      BITCHEZ SUCK MY DADS DICK AND GO TO HELL CALL ME AT 860-765-7967

  81. 81
    miguel said:

      yo momma is so ugly that when she went to a haunted mansion, she came out with a jobapplication

  82. 82
    miguel said:

      yo momma is so stupid dat wen she called da operator and said “how long is it to get to los angeles” and da operator said, “just a minute please,” and yo momma said “ok thank you”

  83. 83
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma teeth so yellow when she went too church they said this little light of mine im goin let it shine

  84. 84
    gay said:

      your mom is gay

  85. 85
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excersice

  86. 86
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so old she has moses in her year book

  87. 87
    joemama said:

      yo momma is so fat wen a school bus drove by she yelled out, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!”

  88. 88
    Someone said:

      Yo Mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

  89. 89
    Someone said:

      YO!!! I am so bored

  90. 90
    My Momma said:

      Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought the asians were a cult who worshiped the letter A

  91. 91
    My Momma said:

      Yo mamma is so hairy, bigfoot think’s he found a date

  92. 92
    My Momma said:

      Yo mama is so fat, she generates her own gravity

  93. 93
    My Momma said:

      Yo momma so nasty, when she cleans the kitchen she eats the crumbs from under the stove as a snack

  94. 94
    hey bitch said:

      your mom is so ulgy she scared away there blined people

  95. 95
    hi! said:

      yo mamm so short she slam dunks her bus tokens

  96. 96
    oh si said:

      yo mamma so fat that her nickname is “damn!”

  97. 97
    bob said:

      yo mamma so poor and stupid when i told her about the Last Supper she thought they ran out of food stamps.

  98. 98
    jessica said:

      yo mama so dumb she stuck a batteri up her azz and said “I GOT THA POWER”

  99. 99
    david said:

      yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped hisself

  100. 100
    unknown said:

      you so ugly when yo momma tried to sell u on ebay they went out of business

  101. 101
    ME said:

      yo momma so fat when people drove around her they ran out of gas

  102. 102
    DAJOUR said:

      YOUR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE EAT LOBSTER SHE BLEEDS BUTTER

  103. 103
    bETr tHn U said:

      Yo Momma’s so uglythe army stopped using guns and started with her picture

  104. 104
    Anonymous said:

      ALL YA MOMMAS SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER COSCO AND FELL ON HOME DEPOT

  105. 105
    Anonymous said:

      yo Momma’s so nasty she’s had more rappers in her than an iPod.

  106. 106
    suppppp said:

      yo mama so fat she bunge jumped and landed right in hell

  107. 107
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma knew burger king when he was still a prince

  108. 108
    Bree Breizzo said:

      Yo MOMMA Sooooo Dumb She took the computer brain school because she thought it was dumb…..

  109. 109
    Avery Zamzow said:

      you mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  110. 110
    Avery Zamzow said:

      yo mama is so stupid she got looked up in a grocery store and starved

  111. 111
    PENNIE said:

      yo momma so fat when she cooks bacon she saidd “do you want extra grease with your bacon”?

  112. 112
    pimp4evz said:

      YO mommas so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it

  113. 113
    the vic said:

      yo mama is so ugly she she tried out for starwar episode 6 she got the part where the fat sit all day

  114. 114
    the vic said:

      yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford myspace

  115. 115
    the vic said:

      yo mama so fat it took six doorway to get in her bedroom

  116. 116
    the vic said:

      yo mama iz so hairy she tried out for chewbecca in starwar

  117. 117
    the vic said:

      yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow raincoated and someone shouted TAXI

  118. 118
    Ask yo momma! said:

      Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.

  119. 119
    brittani said:

      yo momma so fat she sat down and te world trade centers fell!!!

  120. 120
    UR MOMMY!!! LOLZ said:

      yo momma so pour the landlord came over for the rent and she ran outside and yelled my landlord wants the rent can someone give me my rents

  121. 121
    kaityln said:

      yo momma so fat she went into the church and the candles blew out

  122. 122
    •H0??Ÿ• said:

      yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

  123. 123
    shorty mama said:

      yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

  124. 124
    skinny mama said:

      Yo mama is so skinny she can fit her whole body through a fruit loop!

  125. 125
    Old mama said:

      Yo mama is so old the picture on her birth certificate had dinosaurs in the back ground.

  126. 126
    manager said:

      stop these insulting jokes this instant!

  127. 127
    Hairy mama said:

      yo mamas so hairy, that when she died, the world could finally breath, yo mama did leave a bit of BO though

  128. 128
    Hairy mama said:

      Yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbaca. (starwars)

  129. 129
    SKINNY MAMA said:

      Yo mamas so skinny, the government thought she was paper and threw her out!

  130. 130
    SKINNY MAMA said:

      yo mamas so fat, people drove around her and ran out of petrol.

  131. 131
    yo moms fat said:

      yo momma so fat she broke the universe!!!!!!!
      how bout tht

  132. 132
    KRYSTALE said:

      YO MOMMA IS LIKE A HOCKEY TEAM, SHE CHANGES HER PADS EVERY 6 PERIODS

  133. 133
    yomamasohairy said:

      Yo mama is so hairy that she makes Sasquatch look bald

  134. 134
    poor said:

      Yo mama is so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

  135. 135
    yomamasougly said:

      Yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry

  136. 136
    yomamasogreasy said:

      Yo mama is so greasy that I get my gas out of her for my car

  137. 137
    yomama said:

      Yo mama is so tall she doesnt need a spaceship to reach the moon all she has to do is stand up

  138. 138
    yomama said:

      Yo mama is so short ants can squish her

  139. 139
    yomama said:

      Yo mama is so lazy that she spent her whole life dreaming because she slept all the time

  140. 140
    yomama said:

      Yo mama is so short she makes a grand of sand look like a giant

  141. 141
    yomama said:

      Yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school she was counted absent

  142. 142
    yomama said:

      Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that people lay out in front of her to get a sun tan

  143. 143
    yomama said:

      Yo mamas house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside

  144. 144
    yomama said:

      Yo mamas breath stinks so bad it made the fattest man in the world runaway

  145. 145
    yomama said:

      Yo mama has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail

  146. 146
    yo mamas a vacum said:

      yo mama is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet

  147. 147
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she irons her clothes she need to iron them on a expressway.

  148. 148
    i am paul said:

      Yo mama so fat when she bends over black hole opens!!! =^_^=

  149. 149
    Luke said:

      Yo mamma’s so fat the Titanic sunk yo mamma floated.

  150. 150
    Luke said:

      Yo mamma’s so fat if you walk around her once you get lost.

  151. 151
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so dumb she tryed to put m&m’s in abc order

  152. 152
    jacob said:

      yo momma is so ugly she was black and hairy

  153. 153
    jacob said:

      yo mamma husben is so poor that he proposed to her with a onoin ring

  154. 154
    Funny back said:

      Yo momma is like a brick… she’s flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans every day

  155. 155
    Hasselkus said:

      Your mama’s so hairy, instead of soap she uses shampoo to wash her legs.

  156. 156
    karen crain said:

      your moma is so poor she was kicking a can we asked her what she was doing she said moving

  157. 157
    heat said:

      yo momma so poor she goes to kfc to lick peoples fingers

  158. 158
    Ninja Hypez said:

      yo mama soo fat when she jump for joy, she got stuck

  159. 159
    NiNJA hYPEZ said:

      Yo dada soo stupid he went to the job centre and asked 4 a blowjob

  160. 160
    heat said:

      yo so poor that when i came to yo house and stepped on a cigarette yo momma said who stepped on the heater

  161. 161
    B.J said:

      yo mamma is so fat that your dad got trapped inside her when they were mashing

  162. 162
    matt said:

      this website is so stupid because people cant even spell the words correctly

  163. 163
    victor said:

      In soviet russia you don’t make fun of yo mama, yo mama make fun of YOU!

  164. 164
    derty_Z said:

      yo mamma’s breath stank so bad, when she went to confession, the priest on the other side of the wall committed suicide.

  165. 165
    Anonymous said:

      your moms so ugly she make prince look good

  166. 166
    RedKnine said:

      Yo momma so stupid when she stepped on a scale she said, “yeeeees!! 300 points!!!” (its also an insult to being fat)

  167. 167
    twitch said:

      yo momma is so stupid she couldn’t see straight.

  168. 168
    twitch said:

      yo momma is so doumb she jacked off with herself.

  169. 169
    twitch said:

      yo momma is sooooo ugly she made an onion cry.

  170. 170
    twitch said:

      yo momma is so fat she had to bathe in the ocean.

  171. 171
    twitch said:

      yo momma is so stupid she thought aqua meant her parents were missin.

      yo momma is so skinny she could jump through a doughnut.

      yo momma is so ugly that michael jackson screwed her up.

      yo momma is so drunk she appeared on miller light cans.

      yo momma is so white that frosty ran up and pissed on her.

  172. 172
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

      yeh i know. it owns

  173. 173
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a bowl and spoon then ran outside

  174. 174
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat, I took her panties and used ‘em as the sail of my yacht

  175. 175
    yo momma said:

      yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

  176. 176
    michael jackson said:

      yo momma is the reason why michael jackson is GAY!

  177. 177
    egu2 said:

      Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

      yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!

      yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!

      yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!

      yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1

  178. 178
    egu2 said:

      yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!

  179. 179
    glenn said:

      your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other

  180. 180
    glenn said:

      your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up

  181. 181
    glenn said:

      your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest

  182. 182
    yo mamma said:

      You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.

  183. 183
    yo mamma said:

      Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”

  184. 184
    yo momma said:

      yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol

  185. 185
    yo momma said:

      yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O

  186. 186
    Infamous Deadly said:

      Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s

      Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus

      Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket

      Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side

      Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV

      Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance

  187. 187
    @NDR3S said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol

  188. 188
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommam, these jokes are dumb

  189. 189
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is soooo fat when she stood on a scale she saw her phone #

  190. 190
    jj said:

      yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

  191. 191
    b rag said:

      Yo momma so old she played football with the dinosaurs

  192. 192
    mikemaster said:

      ya mom is so fat when she steped on the scales it said get the fock off

  193. 193
    mikemaster said:

      ya moms so tall when she done a back flip she kiked jesus in da head

  194. 194
    mikemaster said:

      ya moms so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade

  195. 195
    mikemaster said:

      i bought YOUR mom a present it was a 50mph car she said i want somethink faster so that it can go from 0-200 in 0.01 secs i bought her SCALES

  196. 196
    haahahhahahahaha said:

      yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said “to be continued”

  197. 197
    tara said:

      yo mamma’s so fat when she walked by i missed 6 commercials

  198. 198
    Anonymous said:

      yo omma so harry when i was going ot have sex with her king kong popped out and said welcome to america

  199. 199
    the j0k$t3r said:

      yo momma so harry i was going to have sex with her and king kong popped out and said welcome to america

  200. 200
    Big Bill said:

      The only difference between your momma and an elephant is that one is a 800 pound mamal and the other is the elephant

  201. 201
    Big Bill said:

      Your Momma so fat that she saw a big yellow school bus full of white kids and said, ” HEY STOP THAT TWINKE !!!”

  202. 202
    Tiffani said:

      yo momma so stupid she went to dr.dre for a pap smear

  203. 203
    Marissa said:

      yo mamma is so fat when she turn around it sounds like a bus is backing up

  204. 204
    Marissa said:

      yo mamma is so big some people use her for a door knob

  205. 205
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so poor that when I steped on the match at her house she sayed: ” Oh who turned of the heater”

      FOR RIZZLE MY CHISEL

  206. 206
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so poor that when I put the key in the key-hole I stabed everyone in the house.

      FOR RIZZLE

  207. 207
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!

      FOR RIZZLE

  208. 208
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma Is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang: “We are family , come on everybody sing”!

  209. 209
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the weighter she sayed ohhh that’s my phone numbah!

  210. 210
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL MAN!

  211. 211
    steven h. christ said:

      yo mama so retarded she bought a boat, then drove it to wal-mart and bought food to eat even though she wasn’t hungry. cause she’s fat too.

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    Bam said:

      ur dad hates ur mom so much they were at the rodeo doing the hoedown and ur dad throw yo momma down

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    Anonymous said:

      Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
      that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.

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    Bam said:

      Yo momma jump off a ship in the ocean and the whales started singing “We r family even know ur fatter then me

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    lazer dee said:

      Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
      that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………….she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.

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    Bam said:

      Yo momma is sooooooo fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

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    Bam said:

      Yo momma is so fat her blood type is OREO

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    steven h. christ said:

      yo mama so retarded she bought a john deere tractor, then drove it to K-mart and bought Doritos SPicy Habenro flavored even though shen not hungy. cause she fat ass bitch.

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    jo mammmmmmma said:

      yo mamas so fat that she’s fat.

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    Toriee said:

      Yo mama is so poor you tits are real!

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    Toriee said:

      yo mama is so black is you put salt on her, she looks like the solar system!

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    taco or tomato kid said:

      Yo momma so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order!!! =D

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    taco or tom