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572 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 111
    PENNIE said:

      yo momma so fat when she cooks bacon she saidd “do you want extra grease with your bacon”?

  2. 112
    pimp4evz said:

      YO mommas so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it

  3. 113
    the vic said:

      yo mama is so ugly she she tried out for starwar episode 6 she got the part where the fat sit all day

  4. 114
    the vic said:

      yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford myspace

  5. 115
    the vic said:

      yo mama so fat it took six doorway to get in her bedroom

  6. 116
    the vic said:

      yo mama iz so hairy she tried out for chewbecca in starwar

  7. 117
    the vic said:

      yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow raincoated and someone shouted TAXI

  8. 118
    Ask yo momma! said:

      Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.

  9. 119
    brittani said:

      yo momma so fat she sat down and te world trade centers fell!!!

  10. 120
    UR MOMMY!!! LOLZ said:

      yo momma so pour the landlord came over for the rent and she ran outside and yelled my landlord wants the rent can someone give me my rents

  11. 121
    kaityln said:

      yo momma so fat she went into the church and the candles blew out

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