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572 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 122
    •H0??Ÿ• said:

      yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

  2. 123
    shorty mama said:

      yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

  3. 124
    skinny mama said:

      Yo mama is so skinny she can fit her whole body through a fruit loop!

  4. 125
    Old mama said:

      Yo mama is so old the picture on her birth certificate had dinosaurs in the back ground.

  5. 126
    manager said:

      stop these insulting jokes this instant!

  6. 127
    Hairy mama said:

      yo mamas so hairy, that when she died, the world could finally breath, yo mama did leave a bit of BO though

  7. 128
    Hairy mama said:

      Yo mamas so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbaca. (starwars)

  8. 129
    SKINNY MAMA said:

      Yo mamas so skinny, the government thought she was paper and threw her out!

  9. 130
    SKINNY MAMA said:

      yo mamas so fat, people drove around her and ran out of petrol.

  10. 131
    yo moms fat said:

      yo momma so fat she broke the universe!!!!!!!
      how bout tht

  11. 132
    KRYSTALE said:

      YO MOMMA IS LIKE A HOCKEY TEAM, SHE CHANGES HER PADS EVERY 6 PERIODS

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