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Yo mama is so hairy that she makes Sasquatch look bald
Yo mama is so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry
Yo mama is so greasy that I get my gas out of her for my car
Yo mama is so tall she doesnt need a spaceship to reach the moon all she has to do is stand up
Yo mama is so short ants can squish her
Yo mama is so lazy that she spent her whole life dreaming because she slept all the time
Yo mama is so short she makes a grand of sand look like a giant
Yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school she was counted absent
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that people lay out in front of her to get a sun tan
Yo mamas house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so hairy that she makes Sasquatch look bald
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so ugly she made a onion cry
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so greasy that I get my gas out of her for my car
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so tall she doesnt need a spaceship to reach the moon all she has to do is stand up
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so short ants can squish her
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so lazy that she spent her whole life dreaming because she slept all the time
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so short she makes a grand of sand look like a giant
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school she was counted absent
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that people lay out in front of her to get a sun tan
Posted: April 20th, 2008
Yo mamas house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside