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572 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 144
    yomama said:

      Yo mamas breath stinks so bad it made the fattest man in the world runaway

  2. 145
    yomama said:

      Yo mama has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail

  3. 146
    yo mamas a vacum said:

      yo mama is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet

  4. 147
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she irons her clothes she need to iron them on a expressway.

  5. 148
    i am paul said:

      Yo mama so fat when she bends over black hole opens!!! =^_^=

  6. 149
    Luke said:

      Yo mamma’s so fat the Titanic sunk yo mamma floated.

  7. 150
    Luke said:

      Yo mamma’s so fat if you walk around her once you get lost.

  8. 151
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so dumb she tryed to put m&m’s in abc order

  9. 152
    jacob said:

      yo momma is so ugly she was black and hairy

  10. 153
    jacob said:

      yo mamma husben is so poor that he proposed to her with a onoin ring

  11. 154
    Funny back said:

      Yo momma is like a brick… she’s flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans every day

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