617 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 166
   RedKnine said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid when she stepped on a scale she said, “yeeeees!! 300 points!!!” (its also an insult to being fat)

2. 167
   twitch said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   yo momma is so stupid she couldn’t see straight.

3. 168
   twitch said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   yo momma is so doumb she jacked off with herself.

4. 169
   twitch said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   yo momma is sooooo ugly she made an onion cry.

5. 170
   twitch said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   yo momma is so fat she had to bathe in the ocean.

6. 171
   twitch said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   yo momma is so stupid she thought aqua meant her parents were missin.

   yo momma is so skinny she could jump through a doughnut.

   yo momma is so ugly that michael jackson screwed her up.

   yo momma is so drunk she appeared on miller light cans.

   yo momma is so white that frosty ran up and pissed on her.

7. 172
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

   yeh i know. it owns

8. 173
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   Yo mama so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a bowl and spoon then ran outside

9. 174
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 25th, 2008

   Yo mama so fat, I took her panties and used ‘em as the sail of my yacht

10. 175
    yo momma said:
    Posted: April 25th, 2008

    yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

11. 176
    michael jackson said:
    Posted: April 25th, 2008

    yo momma is the reason why michael jackson is GAY!

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