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Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1
yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!
your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other
your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up
your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.
Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”
yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol
yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O
Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s
Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus
Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket
Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side
Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV
Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance
Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol
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Posted: April 26th, 2008
Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1
Posted: April 26th, 2008
yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!
Posted: April 26th, 2008
your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other
Posted: April 26th, 2008
your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up
Posted: April 26th, 2008
your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
Posted: April 26th, 2008
You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.
Posted: April 26th, 2008
Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”
Posted: April 27th, 2008
yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol
Posted: April 27th, 2008
yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O
Posted: April 28th, 2008
Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s
Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus
Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket
Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side
Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV
Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance
Posted: April 28th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol