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595 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 177
    egu2 said:

      Yo momma sooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

      yo momma sooooo ugly she dont wear a mask on halloween!

      yo momma sooooo dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!

      yo momma sooooo dumb, she got run over by a parked car!

      yo momma sooooo fat, she uses a matress for a tampon3-1

  2. 178
    egu2 said:

      yo momma sooooo fat, when she jumped into the pacific ocean she asked where’s the water!!!

  3. 179
    glenn said:

      your momma so fat when she doe’s jumping jacks her stomach and ass slap each other

  4. 180
    glenn said:

      your momma so ugly she jumped in a cave osama came out and said i give up

  5. 181
    glenn said:

      your momma so ugly the only way your daddy would get her pregnant was to cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest

  6. 182
    yo mamma said:

      You mama is so stupid that she had to stare at an orange juce bottlle in order to concentrate.

  7. 183
    yo mamma said:

      Yo mama is so stiupid, she watched a tv show about highlighters and she tried to highlight herself saying “First I’ll make me feel high, then I shall burn myself. (kapow !) “Yay I’m highlighted!”

  8. 184
    yo momma said:

      yo momma so ugly i put her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies! lol

  9. 185
    yo momma said:

      yo momma so poor,she cant AFFORD 2 PAY ATTENTION! =O

  10. 186
    Infamous Deadly said:

      Yo Momma so stupid she tried to cash checks at Lloyd Bank’s

      Yo Momma isn’t like Rosa Parks cuz she loves it in the back of the bus

      Yo Momma so broke they posted the decals on her casket

      Yo Momma so loose you have to make love to her from side to side

      Yo Momma has a GED and a STD the only thing she doesn’t have is MTV

      Yo Momma so fat all her relationships are long distance

  11. 187
    @NDR3S said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she tride to put M&M’s in alphabeticle order…..lol

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