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664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 188
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommam, these jokes are dumb

  2. 189
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is soooo fat when she stood on a scale she saw her phone #

  3. 190
    jj said:

      yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

  4. 191
    b rag said:

      Yo momma so old she played football with the dinosaurs

  5. 192
    mikemaster said:

      ya mom is so fat when she steped on the scales it said get the fock off

  6. 193
    mikemaster said:

      ya moms so tall when she done a back flip she kiked jesus in da head

  7. 194
    mikemaster said:

      ya moms so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade

  8. 195
    mikemaster said:

      i bought YOUR mom a present it was a 50mph car she said i want somethink faster so that it can go from 0-200 in 0.01 secs i bought her SCALES

  9. 196
    haahahhahahahaha said:

      yo momma so fat she got on the scale and it said “to be continued”

  10. 197
    tara said:

      yo mamma’s so fat when she walked by i missed 6 commercials

  11. 198
    Anonymous said:

      yo omma so harry when i was going ot have sex with her king kong popped out and said welcome to america

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