572 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 199
   the j0k$t3r said:
   Posted: April 30th, 2008

   yo momma so harry i was going to have sex with her and king kong popped out and said welcome to america

2. 200
   Big Bill said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   The only difference between your momma and an elephant is that one is a 800 pound mamal and the other is the elephant

3. 201
   Big Bill said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   Your Momma so fat that she saw a big yellow school bus full of white kids and said, ” HEY STOP THAT TWINKE !!!”

4. 202
   Tiffani said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she went to dr.dre for a pap smear

5. 203
   Marissa said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   yo mamma is so fat when she turn around it sounds like a bus is backing up

6. 204
   Marissa said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   yo mamma is so big some people use her for a door knob

7. 205
   Zoner FLow Master! said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   Yo Momma is so poor that when I steped on the match at her house she sayed: ” Oh who turned of the heater”

   FOR RIZZLE MY CHISEL

8. 206
   Zoner FLow Master! said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   Yo Momma is so poor that when I put the key in the key-hole I stabed everyone in the house.

   FOR RIZZLE

9. 207
   Zoner FLow Master! said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!

   FOR RIZZLE

10. 208
    Zoner FLow Master! said:
    Posted: May 1st, 2008

    Yo Momma Is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang: “We are family , come on everybody sing”!

11. 209
    Zoner FLow Master! said:
    Posted: May 1st, 2008

    Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the weighter she sayed ohhh that’s my phone numbah!

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