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572 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 199
    the j0k$t3r said:

      yo momma so harry i was going to have sex with her and king kong popped out and said welcome to america

  2. 200
    Big Bill said:

      The only difference between your momma and an elephant is that one is a 800 pound mamal and the other is the elephant

  3. 201
    Big Bill said:

      Your Momma so fat that she saw a big yellow school bus full of white kids and said, ” HEY STOP THAT TWINKE !!!”

  4. 202
    Tiffani said:

      yo momma so stupid she went to dr.dre for a pap smear

  5. 203
    Marissa said:

      yo mamma is so fat when she turn around it sounds like a bus is backing up

  6. 204
    Marissa said:

      yo mamma is so big some people use her for a door knob

  7. 205
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so poor that when I steped on the match at her house she sayed: ” Oh who turned of the heater”

      FOR RIZZLE MY CHISEL

  8. 206
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so poor that when I put the key in the key-hole I stabed everyone in the house.

      FOR RIZZLE

  9. 207
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!

      FOR RIZZLE

  10. 208
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma Is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang: “We are family , come on everybody sing”!

  11. 209
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the weighter she sayed ohhh that’s my phone numbah!

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