595 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 12
   joked! Master said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2008

   Yo momma is so poor the only reason she raise u is to become my bitch!

   now suck my balls!

2. 13
   FATTIE MAMA! said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2008

   YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT RICHERD SIMONS SEAD “THAT’S IT I QUIT.”

3. 14
   Kangzta said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2008

   zho mamma so old, when moses my bro was splitting the sea, she was in the other side fishin’

4. 15
   ambermakinfunofyomama said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2008

   yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!

5. 16
   Reil said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   Yo mama so stupid she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

6. 17
   Someone said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a Sleepy’s store and slept on the floor!

7. 18
   ghosty said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom for so long she peed her pants

8. 19
   dude!!! said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   your momma so nasty!!!! she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!!

9. 20
   dude!!! said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   Your momma is so hairy, her nipples have afros.

10. 21
    dude!!! said:
    Posted: April 4th, 2008

    Your momma is SOOOO ugly, that if my dog had a face like hers…..id shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards!!

11. 22
    dude!!! said:
    Posted: April 4th, 2008

    Your momma is soo fat, if you squeezed her legs, you probably get cottage cheese.

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