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595 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 210
    Zoner FLow Master! said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL MAN!

  2. 211
    steven h. christ said:

      yo mama so retarded she bought a boat, then drove it to wal-mart and bought food to eat even though she wasn’t hungry. cause she’s fat too.

  3. 212
    Bam said:

      ur dad hates ur mom so much they were at the rodeo doing the hoedown and ur dad throw yo momma down

  4. 213
    Anonymous said:

      Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
      that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.

  5. 214
    Bam said:

      Yo momma jump off a ship in the ocean and the whales started singing “We r family even know ur fatter then me

  6. 215
    lazer dee said:

      Your mama is sooo….uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
      that she……your mama……………………………………….uhhhhhhhhhhh………………is so fat………………………..that…………….uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………….she thought thanksgiving meant……….for blowjobs.

  7. 216
    Bam said:

      Yo momma is sooooooo fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

  8. 217
    Bam said:

      Yo momma is so fat her blood type is OREO

  9. 218
    steven h. christ said:

      yo mama so retarded she bought a john deere tractor, then drove it to K-mart and bought Doritos SPicy Habenro flavored even though shen not hungy. cause she fat ass bitch.

  10. 219
    jo mammmmmmma said:

      yo mamas so fat that she’s fat.

  11. 220
    Toriee said:

      Yo mama is so poor you tits are real!

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