599 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 221
   Toriee said:
   Posted: May 2nd, 2008

   yo mama is so black is you put salt on her, she looks like the solar system!

2. 222
   taco or tomato kid said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order!!! =D

3. 223
   taco or tomato kid said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2008

   Yo momma so gay she only sucked you daddy’s dick for the free hot dog.

4. 224
   No momma said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2008

   Yo momma so skinny that make you open the window…on a submarine

5. 225
   ~All YOU MOMMAS~ said:
   Posted: May 4th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat that dora cant even explore her

6. 226
   No momma said:
   Posted: May 4th, 2008

   Yo momma so dark that when l’m shot her up the balls comeback to me:”I can’t find her”

7. 227
   No momma said:
   Posted: May 4th, 2008

   Yo momma sooooooo…stupid that she ask me which number to call 911

8. 228
   Brandon25 said:
   Posted: May 4th, 2008

   Yo momma like a basketball goal everyone gets a shot.

9. 229
   X JG X said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   yo mommas so nasty that chuck norris is even afraid.

10. 230
    Yo Mamma 95 said:
    Posted: May 5th, 2008

    Yo mamma is so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - WHITE AND CHUNKY!

11. 231
    Yo Mamma 95 said:
    Posted: May 5th, 2008

    Yo Mamma is so fat she mske a HIPPO look SKINNY!!

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