599 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 232
   No momma said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo momma is so old that she lost her virginity in Noah’s ark

2. 233
   wacc said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   yo mama so dumb………………..

3. 234
   No momma said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo momma’s so fat that planets look like candy

4. 235
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   yo mama is so hairy that i used a machete to get to her vagina

   yo mamma is so hairy she has afro’s on her nipples
   469 3

5. 236
   cHaLe-Ch said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo MOMMA smells so (NASTY)… every time I pass by her I don’t know wether to offer a “Tic Tac or toilet paper”

6. 237
   cHaLe-ChOLa said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo MOMMA smells so (NASTY)….every time I pass by her I don’t know wether to offer a “Tic Tac or Toilet Paper”

7. 238
   cHaLe-ChOLa said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo Momma is So Nasty When They asked her what was for dinner…”She opened her ass and said CRABS”!!!!

8. 239
   cHaLe-ChOLa said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo momma is such a Hoe, she is used like a bowling ball…..
   she is picked up…..
   she is FINGERED….
   and Then THROWN IN THE GUTTER

9. 240
   cHaLe-ChOLa said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   Yo momma’s ass is so hairy it looks like yo grandma is about to pop out and say “ARRIBA AMERICA”

10. 241
    No momma said:
    Posted: May 5th, 2008

    Yo momma so short that when it’s rainin’ she’s the last to know

11. 242
    u2nerd2bmyfrnd said:
    Posted: May 6th, 2008

    yo momma so poor her wedding ring was a froot loop

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