664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 23
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo momma is so ugly she looked out of the window and got aressted for mooning

2. 24
   laurchey said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo mommas so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, the hotel put a blanket over the ocean

3. 25
   laurchey said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo mommas so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road

4. 26
   laurchey said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo mommas so ugly that when she saw a mouse it fell down and had a heartattack

5. 27
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo momma is so fat she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in air

6. 28
   joked! Master said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   yo momma is so poor that,she can’t afford oil,she have to kidnap michael jackson and use his head to produce oil.

7. 29
   pollo said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat people cut bacon strips off her back

8. 30
   pollo said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2008

   yo mama is so stupid and nasty that when she saw porno she said “hey how come that guy has a dick just like me”

9. 31
   pollo said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat that when she opens her legs a sign comes out saying danger zone

10. 32
    pollo said:
    Posted: April 5th, 2008

    yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. 33
    pollo said:
    Posted: April 5th, 2008

    tu madre is so estupid she locked herself in the motocycle

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