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664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 386
    Kai said:

      you Dick is so Little you have to use a magnifing glass and some tweezers to Jerk off

  2. 387
    Kai said:

      You mamma is so dark when I put a red hat on her she looked like a bottle of syrup

  3. 388
    Kai said:

      yo mamma is so black when she got out of the car the oil light came on

  4. 389
    Kai said:

      yo mamma is so old her memory is is black and white

  5. 390
    Kai said:

      yo daddy so bald I can see what he’s thinking

  6. 391
    Kai said:

      Yo mamma is just like my vaccume cleaner just blow don’t suck

  7. 392
    Kai said:

      yo mamma is so fat she wars bacon flavored lipgloss

  8. 393
    Kai said:

      Yo mamma is so dumb she stuck the phone up her butt and tried to make booty call

  9. 394
    Kai said:

      Yo mamma is so dumb when she was on saw instead of cutting off her leg she cut off her arm

  10. 395
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill a fish by drowning it!!!!!!

  11. 396
    i got one said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped of the empires state building and bounced right back up

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