664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 430
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so dumb, I told her Christmas is just around the corner so she went to look for it

2. 431
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so old, her birth certificate is in roman numerals

3. 432
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly freddy couger hides from her

4. 433
   kendra said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals aloud

5. 434
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat, I saw her in New York so I called my friend in LA and he said he sees her too

6. 435
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so dumb, she went to Target with a handful of darts and said let’s play

7. 436
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so dumb, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

8. 437
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so short, she does backflips under her bed

9. 438
   I said:
   Posted: May 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat, her baby picture was taken by a sattelite

10. 439
    yo bitch said:
    Posted: May 29th, 2008

    yo mama so dumb, she thought eddie gordo was a real person.

11. 440
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 30th, 2008

    yo momma is so poor when i went to her house i asked if i could use the toilet and she said sure pick a corner

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