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664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 529
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!!!!!!!!

  2. 530
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat that her shadow weighs 45 pounds

  3. 531
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

  4. 532
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat that when she had sex with her husband she took up the whole bed.!

  5. 533
    Anonymous said:

      your momma is so fat when she has a shower her feet dont get wet

  6. 534
    muv-vas fassy said:

      your muv-vas so fat it took her two years to turn round!

  7. 535
    STUPID MUM said:

      YO MAMS SO STUPID SHE PUT A CONDOM ON A DILDO

  8. 536
    taylor said:

      yo momma so fat she had to be born on juipiter

  9. 537
    taylor said:

      yo momma so fat you could smack her ass and hear an echo

  10. 538
    taylor said:

      yo dick so small that you painted it and said to people you want to suck on a tic tac

  11. 539
    taylor said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought her vagina was for storage space

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