664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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1. 540
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so ugly she went up to a painting and it ran away

2. 541
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so fat she has to use a parachute for a skirt

3. 542
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it

4. 543
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it out her window

5. 544
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so fat that her ass drags on the ground

6. 545
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so old that she can touch her toes with her boobs

7. 546
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so fat that a crane has to lift her belly so she can have sex

8. 547
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so fat that her belly arrives to the party before she does

9. 548
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 25th, 2008

   yo momma so fat that when she goes to a water park the manager asks her if she is wearing the bottom part of her bikini and she lifts up her belly and says yes

10. 549
    taylor said:
    Posted: June 25th, 2008

    yo momma so fat that she has to use a bambo stick for a tooth pick

11. 550
    taylor said:
    Posted: June 26th, 2008

    yo momma so ugly that when your momma’s momma was giving birth to her she thought she was shitting out her vigina

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