664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

Pages: « 1 … 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 [51] 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 » Show All

1. 551
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid that when ever she see’s a rainbow she says where’s the unicorn

2. 552
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so old that when ever she tries to breast feed you all that comes out is dust

3. 553
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so old that i saw her in the movie the passion of christ

4. 554
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so hairy that when she pulls down her pants it seem’s like ben wallace’s head is coming out of her butt crack

5. 555
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so small that even plankton from sponge bob could beat her up

6. 556
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so fat that if she wanted to be a car model and layed on a car she would crush it

7. 557
   taylor said:
   Posted: June 26th, 2008

   yo momma so fat that the cops have to shut down the freeway just so she can drive

8. 558
   Yo mama said:
   Posted: June 27th, 2008

   Yo mama’s so fat she got baptised at seaworld !

9. 559
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 29th, 2008

   your mamas so black that she went to a funeral naked and every one said………….I like your outfit

10. 560
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 29th, 2008

    Charlotte Wechsler and Emma Church made that one up

11. 561
    ur skinny mom said:
    Posted: June 29th, 2008

    yo mama is a carpenters special flat as a board easy to nail

Pages: « 1 … 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 [51] 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 » Show All

Post Your Momma Joke Here:

Your Name or Momma's Name