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664 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 584
    eric said:

      yo momma is so old, jurassic park was a biography of her life.

  2. 585
    eric said:

      yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car.

  3. 586
    big_baller said:

      yo mama so ugly the monster said im scared of her

  4. 587
    yo mama so ugly said:

      yo mama so ugly her head fell off n da body ran away

  5. 588
    yo mama so ugly said:

      yo mama izzz soo ugly it waz a sin to look at her n for dat god sent u to HELL

  6. 589
    yo mama so dumb said:

      yo mama soo stupid the sign to go on the bumper cars say 17+ yo mama ran home to get 16 more friends

  7. 590
    yo mama so stupid said:

      yo mama so stupid she got hit by a cup n told da cops dat she got mugged

  8. 591
    cookie said:

      yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach nobody else gets sun

  9. 592
    no of your business said:

      yo mama so ugly when she joined a ugly contest they said “srry no profesinals”

  10. 593
    JHA said:

      yo mama is like a light switch little kids could turn her on and off

  11. 594
    CJl said:

      yo mama like an elavator little kids go up and down on her all day

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