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581 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 56
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

  2. 57
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid, she used a solar powered flashlight in the dark.

  3. 58
    The Yo Momma Master said:

      Yo Momma so fat, she has to give directions to have sex.

  4. 59
    r tardad mother said:

      yo mom so fat when she orded a water bed the store that she bought it from jus t put a large blake over the pacific ocen.

  5. 60
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma iz so gay that the person reading dis has a big fat ass mom

  6. 61
    tgryhtj said:

      u momma so fat when she sat in da bathtub the toilet water overflowed

  7. 62
    Stupid said:

      Yo mama is so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! :)

      Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone! :)

      Yo mama is so fat she had to take a bath in the Pacific Ocean! :)

  8. 63
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat

  9. 64
    Papi Chulo said:

      Yo momma is so (stupid) she tried to kill herself with a cordless phone !!!!!

  10. 65
    Dick Sucker said:

      Yo momma is so kinky that not even a shaving razor could cut through all that pussy(pubic) hair $

  11. 66
    YOMAMA said:

      Yo mama was so ugly her mom thought she took a shit out of her vagina when she was born

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