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572 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 67
    yo momma said:

      yo momma is so fat, she bleeds butter

  2. 68
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

  3. 69
    ADE said:

      YO MAMA’S TEETH SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILED I CANT BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

  4. 70
    ALEXIS PENA said:

      MY MOMMA IS SO UGLY IF I HAD A DOG WITH A FACE LIKE HERS ID SHAVE ITS ASS AND TEACH IT TO WALK BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!1 OH NIGGA JP WROTE THIS SHIT

  5. 71
    OPRA said:

      Hey fans, call me

      914 967 7699

  6. 72
    David said:

      yo moma so nasty when she opens her legs she has a sign on her vagina that says sorry im open

  7. 73
    Mgamn said:

      yo mama so short she could do backflips under her bed

  8. 74
    yo momma so fat said:

      yo momma so fat her DNA is DRO - Dorito

  9. 75
    PEACE said:

      YO MOMA SO FAT A TAXI DROVE BUY AND SHE SAID “WHO THREW THAT TWEENKIE”.

  10. 76
    stupid ass mothers said:

      yo mother so stupid she told my mother to suck the earth’s dick bitch

  11. 77
    faith @ truth said:

      yo mother so fat she can play pool with the planets

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