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599 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 78
    truth@fat ass said:

      yo mother so fat when she got out the car and turned around all of her great grand children was dead even the ones who were in the parent belly
      digg dat peple who think dat dey got jokes well i am here to tell u dat all da jokes are iin ma hands

  2. 79
    truth@fat ass said:

      yo mama so stupid dat she was watching madea and said dam iz dat me or is it my ass

  3. 80
    hell yea said:

      BITCHEZ SUCK MY DADS DICK AND GO TO HELL CALL ME AT 860-765-7967

  4. 81
    miguel said:

      yo momma is so ugly that when she went to a haunted mansion, she came out with a jobapplication

  5. 82
    miguel said:

      yo momma is so stupid dat wen she called da operator and said “how long is it to get to los angeles” and da operator said, “just a minute please,” and yo momma said “ok thank you”

  6. 83
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma teeth so yellow when she went too church they said this little light of mine im goin let it shine

  7. 84
    gay said:

      your mom is gay

  8. 85
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for excersice

  9. 86
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so old she has moses in her year book

  10. 87
    joemama said:

      yo momma is so fat wen a school bus drove by she yelled out, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!”

  11. 88
    Someone said:

      Yo Mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

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