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595 Responses to “Yo Momma Cut Downs For April 2008”

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  1. 89
    Someone said:

      YO!!! I am so bored

  2. 90
    My Momma said:

      Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought the asians were a cult who worshiped the letter A

  3. 91
    My Momma said:

      Yo mamma is so hairy, bigfoot think’s he found a date

  4. 92
    My Momma said:

      Yo mama is so fat, she generates her own gravity

  5. 93
    My Momma said:

      Yo momma so nasty, when she cleans the kitchen she eats the crumbs from under the stove as a snack

  6. 94
    hey bitch said:

      your mom is so ulgy she scared away there blined people

  7. 95
    hi! said:

      yo mamm so short she slam dunks her bus tokens

  8. 96
    oh si said:

      yo mamma so fat that her nickname is “damn!”

  9. 97
    bob said:

      yo mamma so poor and stupid when i told her about the Last Supper she thought they ran out of food stamps.

  10. 98
    jessica said:

      yo mama so dumb she stuck a batteri up her azz and said “I GOT THA POWER”

  11. 99
    david said:

      yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped hisself

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