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1,906 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses – Special Edition”

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  1. emmnuel kamuhuza's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor she exchanged you for mangoes



  2. justin's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a door knob ever one gets a turn



  3. jack Yo Momma diss's Momma Joke:

    hi



  4. jack Yo Momma diss's Momma Joke:

    hi



  5. SugarCube's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so fat, that people use her panties as parachutes! Hehehe



  6. brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went on a weighing scale it showed her dads phone number



  7. kt101's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she uses a matress as a maxi pad



  8. kudakwashe sean mushati's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even bill gates could not aford her liposuction



  9. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    well your mom was born on the m5 were most accidents happen



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom stood on the titanic and made it sink



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms sos fat she made jupiter look EXTRA
    small



  12. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a vacuum : sucks but does not and gets laid in the cuboard



  13. keagan invite me on mixt keagan136's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommo so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the bathroom scale



  14. mr's Momma Joke:

    ya momma fat



  15. mr's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat she is fat



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma fat



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she was born her dad said ohh what a waste of sperm



  18. kakes looner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she was born her dad said ohh what a waste of sperm



  19. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy



  20. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy when she got wanked you could see the grease coming down her fanny



  21. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she took a ruler to0 bed to see how long she slept for



  22. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when she went to kfc she liked the grease of peoples fingers



  23. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contests they said sorry no proffecinals



  24. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party



  25. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can/t aford to live in a two story cherrio box



  26. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can/t aford to pay pentition



  27. KING T's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO WHITE HER FAMILY HAVE TO PUT SHADES ON



  28. KING T's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SMALL SHE GOT SLAM DUNKED ON THE BUS



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO WHITE SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK BLACK AGAIN



  30. TY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS IS WHITE SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK BLACK AGAIN



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU



  32. ty's Momma Joke:

    your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    retard



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so fat she is fat



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma are a fat gitt



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when there wasnt any gravity she was still on the floor



  38. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when there wasnt any gravity she was still on the floor.



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOES TO SCHOOL



  40. FAT MAMA's Momma Joke:

    KIDS SUCK



  41. ty's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN GOD SAID LET there be light he told her to smile



  42. george's Momma Joke:

    Are ur mommas lips desingner
    Because they are superdry



  43. Lizzy's Momma Joke:

    Move over Ricky Martin.. here comes Landis! That was hysterical. My kids love it!Hope you feel betetr Abby. We’re planning on “reading” some books to you this week.Hi Sami! You’re such a great big sister!



  44. unkown 54's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she coverd the sun



  45. ocea25678's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she make big mamma skinny then a pencil



  46. yo momma is fat when she walks past the tv u miss the whole series of the never ending story's Momma Joke:

    Me



  47. me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she puts ketch up on her head jst to make up her mind



  48. swaggee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so yellow they stopped telling the weather forcast because they knew everyday as lllong as she was smiling or talking it would be sunny



  49. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dam fat she made jupiter look like a football



  50. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo manman so fat that when she put on yellow coat peapole said taxi taxi

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