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Yo Momma Disses – Special Edition

1,923 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses – Special Edition”

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  1. kakes looner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she was born her dad said ohh what a waste of sperm



  2. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy



  3. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy when she got wanked you could see the grease coming down her fanny



  4. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she took a ruler to0 bed to see how long she slept for



  5. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when she went to kfc she liked the grease of peoples fingers



  6. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contests they said sorry no proffecinals



  7. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party



  8. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can/t aford to live in a two story cherrio box



  9. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can/t aford to pay pentition



  10. KING T's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO WHITE HER FAMILY HAVE TO PUT SHADES ON



  11. KING T's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SMALL SHE GOT SLAM DUNKED ON THE BUS



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO WHITE SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK BLACK AGAIN



  13. TY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS IS WHITE SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK BLACK AGAIN



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU



  15. ty's Momma Joke:

    your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    retard



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so fat she is fat



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma are a fat gitt



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when there wasnt any gravity she was still on the floor



  21. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when there wasnt any gravity she was still on the floor.



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOES TO SCHOOL



  23. FAT MAMA's Momma Joke:

    KIDS SUCK



  24. ty's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN GOD SAID LET there be light he told her to smile



  25. george's Momma Joke:

    Are ur mommas lips desingner
    Because they are superdry



  26. Lizzy's Momma Joke:

    Move over Ricky Martin.. here comes Landis! That was hysterical. My kids love it!Hope you feel betetr Abby. We’re planning on “reading” some books to you this week.Hi Sami! You’re such a great big sister!



  27. unkown 54's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she coverd the sun



  28. ocea25678's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she make big mamma skinny then a pencil



  29. yo momma is fat when she walks past the tv u miss the whole series of the never ending story's Momma Joke:

    Me



  30. me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she puts ketch up on her head jst to make up her mind



  31. swaggee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so yellow they stopped telling the weather forcast because they knew everyday as lllong as she was smiling or talking it would be sunny



  32. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dam fat she made jupiter look like a football



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo manman so fat that when she put on yellow coat peapole said taxi taxi



  34. elsie's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo fat that when went walked infront of the tv i missed three episodes



  35. Conrad Brink's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say go.



  36. geoff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so small mearojana cant get her high



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you so fat disses



  38. Zuze's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so fat she jumped into the Pacific Ocean and said oops I’m in the kiddy pool



  39. ni the king of dises's Momma Joke:

    u r so ugly your face is closed on weekends



  40. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped you mums mother



  41. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly bob the builder took one look at her and said, Sorry I can’t fix this



  42. Antonio's's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma fat that when she took her clothes to the dry cleaners they said, Sorry we don’t dry curtains



  43. Antonio's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid that she thought a dogs butt was a candy dispenser



  44. ibrahims momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her husband takes her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye



  45. mama annoyer's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor when I walked into her house and steped on the skateboard she said get off the family car



  46. regalo rikz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she farts dust



  47. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    this is stupidddddddddddddddddddddddd



  48. nana g's Momma Joke:

    Joe ma is so vet sy was met n duk combers



  49. me's Momma Joke:

    you mama so nasty, shark fishermen use her dirty underwear instead of chum



  50. Mbalenhle joke master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid when she bought a donut she returned it coz it has a hole

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