1,916 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses – Special Edition”

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  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms sos fat she made jupiter look EXTRA
    small



  2. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a vacuum : sucks but does not and gets laid in the cuboard



  3. keagan invite me on mixt keagan136's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommo so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the bathroom scale



  4. mr's Momma Joke:

    ya momma fat



  5. mr's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat she is fat



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma fat



  7. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she was born her dad said ohh what a waste of sperm



  8. kakes looner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she was born her dad said ohh what a waste of sperm



  9. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy



  10. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy when she got wanked you could see the grease coming down her fanny



  11. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she took a ruler to0 bed to see how long she slept for



  12. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when she went to kfc she liked the grease of peoples fingers



  13. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contests they said sorry no proffecinals



  14. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party



  15. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can/t aford to live in a two story cherrio box



  16. KING T's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can/t aford to pay pentition



  17. KING T's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO WHITE HER FAMILY HAVE TO PUT SHADES ON



  18. KING T's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SMALL SHE GOT SLAM DUNKED ON THE BUS



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS SO WHITE SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK BLACK AGAIN



  20. TY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS IS WHITE SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK BLACK AGAIN



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU



  22. ty's Momma Joke:

    your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    retard



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so fat she is fat



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma are a fat gitt



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when there wasnt any gravity she was still on the floor



  28. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when there wasnt any gravity she was still on the floor.



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOES TO SCHOOL



  30. FAT MAMA's Momma Joke:

    KIDS SUCK



  31. ty's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN GOD SAID LET there be light he told her to smile



  32. george's Momma Joke:

    Are ur mommas lips desingner
    Because they are superdry



  33. Lizzy's Momma Joke:

    Move over Ricky Martin.. here comes Landis! That was hysterical. My kids love it!Hope you feel betetr Abby. We’re planning on “reading” some books to you this week.Hi Sami! You’re such a great big sister!



  34. unkown 54's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she coverd the sun



  35. ocea25678's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she make big mamma skinny then a pencil



  36. yo momma is fat when she walks past the tv u miss the whole series of the never ending story's Momma Joke:

    Me



  37. me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she puts ketch up on her head jst to make up her mind



  38. swaggee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so yellow they stopped telling the weather forcast because they knew everyday as lllong as she was smiling or talking it would be sunny



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dam fat she made jupiter look like a football



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo manman so fat that when she put on yellow coat peapole said taxi taxi



  41. elsie's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo fat that when went walked infront of the tv i missed three episodes



  42. Conrad Brink's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say go.



  43. geoff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so small mearojana cant get her high



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you so fat disses



  45. Zuze's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so fat she jumped into the Pacific Ocean and said oops I’m in the kiddy pool



  46. ni the king of dises's Momma Joke:

    u r so ugly your face is closed on weekends



  47. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped you mums mother



  48. Antonio's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly bob the builder took one look at her and said, Sorry I can’t fix this



  49. Antonio's's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma fat that when she took her clothes to the dry cleaners they said, Sorry we don’t dry curtains



  50. Antonio's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid that she thought a dogs butt was a candy dispenser

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