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1713 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses - Special Edition”



  1. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she made the 60s look new



  2. bad man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she wanted to get the number 14 bus she got the 7 two times



  3. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    bad man is lil ant



  4. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i called her a pig and the pig complaned



  5. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she lookes like rihannah after she got beaten up by chris brown



  6. Bubblez7's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb and old see called the fire men to put out the very first fire



  7. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old she was in the great london fire



  8. yo momma crazy!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds!!!

    Yo mamma’s so dumb, she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself!!!

    Yo mamma’s so dumb, when she got locked in the kitchen she died…. OF STARVATION!!!!

    yo mammas so dumb when she saw a sign that said, “wet floor” she did

    yo mammas so old, she still owes jesus a dollar

    yo mammas so fat when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas

    yo mammas so fat people run around her for exercise

    yo mammas so fat when she’s around the house, she AROUND the house!

    yo mammas so fat when she saw a bus full of white people go by, she yelled, “stop that twinkie!!!”

    yo mammas so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt\

    yo mammas so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, she came out with a job application

    yo mammas so fat, she had to get baptized in sea world

    yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she weighed herself

    yo mammas so ugly, she could make a blind kid cry

    yo mammas so poor, when i walked through the front door, i walked out the back

    yo mammas so poor when i sat on your bike she yelled, “get off our family vehicle

    yo mammas so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street i said, “what r u doin” and she replied, “movin”

    yo mammas so poor when i was at your house and asked where the bathroom was she said, “pick a corner”

    yo mammas so poor when i stepped on a cigarette, she yelled, “who turned off the heat”

    yo mammas so fat, when she was giving birth the doctor had to call up the guy from national treasure to come and get her baby out

    yo mammas so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she needs to give them directions



  9. sas's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly, she looked out of her window and got arrested for mooning



  10. sas's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she doesnt need internet, shes already world wide



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy she gets mistaken for an Amish man



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so slimy, she leaxes a trail like a slug



  13. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so poor, she forgot what a dollar looked like



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic



  15. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!!!!



  16. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO GROUCHY THE MCDONALDS SHE WORKS AT DONT SERVE HAPPY MEALS!!!!!



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she got arrested for ten pounds of crack!



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she can do a backflip under her bed



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moms so dirty when she jumped in to water the water became oil



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom couldnt lift up the house so she put a battery up her but and said I GOT THE POWER



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moms crack is so hairy when she sits down on a chair it sneeses



  22. dude's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOILET THE TOILET SAID ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME



  23. dalton's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drives licens



  24. Briana's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like spoiled milk…….white and chunky!



  25. Bish's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she smokes beer



  26. Assdick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she saw a sign that said
    (Disneyland left<–)
    so she said o.k. lets go home guys



  27. Christ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gassy she farted and came flying up and then came falling down



  28. jyair's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty when she hit a split she left a shit stain



  29. Big Dawg's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought fruit punch as a gay boxer



  30. antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listing to 50 cent



  31. dallas's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stuipd that when the door bell rag she ran to the toster



  32. Shanise's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow, i said “u better stop brushing your teeth wit yellow crayon and start using some Colgate.”



  33. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she has jesus on speed dial



  34. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb, i told her to go do an essay… so she went and had sex with a mexican “ESSA ESSA ESSA ESSA”



  35. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a suv big black and can fit 8mexicans inside



  36. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE



  37. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM DIDNT FINSH HIGH SCHOOL



  38. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    THATS WHAT SHE SAID



  39. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    dude, your moms favorite food is thirds



  40. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    or seconds



  41. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so hairy, you were born with rug burn.
    Your mom is so ugly, she would make a train jump off the tracks.
    Your mom is so ugly she needs to sneak up on a glass of water.
    Your mom has had more rappers in her than an iPod.
    Your mom is so fat she bleeds grease.
    Your mom burns more rubbers than a NASCAR.
    Your mom is so fat, when your dad climbed ontop of her, his ears popped.



  42. chris layton's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!!!!



  43. soccerpimp595's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a picture of last christmas and its still printing



  44. soccerpimp595's Momma Joke:

    i took a picture of her i mean



  45. mist kid's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that when we played hide and seek i can stll c her behind mt. everest



  46. lil wickd's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas hair so short she had to curl it with a grain of rise



  47. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she shoovved a battery up her ass and said i got the power



  48. freshbaby6's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone



  49. dum,b shit's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat i saw her walking down the road with a pig i said were did you get it she said won ha at a raffle



  50. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, that she looks like a campain poster for neglected horses!! by mike catlin



  51. Mike catlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, she looks like a campain poster for neglected horses!! (sfe callum)



  52. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy she looked like king konk



  53. Gia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so geto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out lolz



  54. Gia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short u kan see her feet on her drivers licens lol



  55. Mamacita's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooo skinny, she can do a hula hoop w/a Cheerio.

    Yo momma is sooo dumb, she got stabbed ina SHOOT OUT!!

    Yo momma is sooo old, her social security contains Roman Numerals.

    Yo momma is sooo stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    Yo momma is sooo fat, she stepped on a scale & it said,”To Be Continued.”



  56. aJ's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT HER BUTT HAS MORE CRAKE THEN A DRUG DILLER



  57. aJ's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT HER BUTT HAS MORE CRAKE THEN A DRUG DILLER



  58. king ashley's Momma Joke:

    jo ma is so stupid sy sit op die stoep en verlang huis toe…



  59. keir sellars's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got more ass then a toilet seat



  60. Malesa Zaman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

    yo mama so fat she steped on a rainbow and made skittles



  61. rqd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat when she threw a punch she had a wedgie



  62. rqd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor, she got a discount at the 99 cent store
    yo momma’s so fat when she threw a punch she had a wedgie



  63. jake assface's Momma Joke:

    yo momm is like a shingle shes flat and gets laid by mexicans all day



  64. david schmidt's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so old shes black



  65. dustin toso's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she has a dick



  66. david schmidt's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she war a red dress they said heyy theres the kool aid man



  67. filibuerto rhodes's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she got stuck in her mind



  68. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when we went to the zoo the elephants started singing we are a family



  69. dennis's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that whn we went to the zoo the elephants started singing that we are a family



  70. Zakiyaaa;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo tall she did a kart-wheel, and kicked jesus.



  71. Zakiyaaa;'s Momma Joke:

    yoo momma soo old she farts dust ( :



  72. celin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when i paid her last night she said no thanks i only take credit cards and told me to swipe threw her ass cheeks



  73. celin's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid shes stupid

    your momma is so fat when she jumped and came back down she created a earth quake

    your momma is so old she told me how all the dinosarus died………………she did it because they saw her



  74. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale she dialed her own phone number ::: yo mamas so fat when she sat on a gamecube it turned into a gameboy



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom asked me 2 buy her somthing 4 her birthday that went 0 to 60 in 2 secconds so i went out and buyed her some wieghting scale



  76. cameron warren's Momma Joke:

    your mum asked me to get her a gift for her birthday that went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds so i went out and buyed her some weighting scales



  77. danster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, she got a silent car alarm. yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept



  78. danster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!



  79. boob's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma smells



  80. Yo Mama yes u's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so broke thieves brake in and leave her money….. if u dont like dis ur Mama is Blacker den Mugabe



  81. Scott's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your jokes are sooo s*** i rubbed it all ova your face



  83. Your mamma so fat she wakes up in sections!!'s Momma Joke:

    Kunaal



  84. Obaida's Momma Joke:

    :O i fink ive seen ur nose B4 . . . . wait yeah yeah :) . . it looked better on the baboon :P



  85. Elmo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hariy she had hair on her nippled n made ppl cry!



  86. the master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb i saw her kicking a can down i asked her what you doing she said moving houses



  88. fatimah's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dum it took her 2 hours to cook 60 minut rice



  89. dUdE's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat even dora can’t explore her.



  90. *$Cameron Dons a.k.a BiGgZ$*'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY AT A STRIP JOINT THEY PAY HER 2 KEEP HER CLOTHS ON

    YO MAMA`S SO OLD N MORDERN BACK IN THA DAYS HER N SHAKA ZULU WORE AIR FORCES



  91. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat, Burger King closed on her birthday.



  92. Terence's Momma Joke:

    London Bridge is falling down because yo fat momma walked on it



  93. momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, that when she went to the store and read the sign, it said Dumpster!



  94. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on walmart she lowered their prices.



  95. Khayre's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so Fat she doesn’t need the internet she is already worldwide



  96. G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a mosquito, she keeps suckin and suckin until somebody slap dat bitch!



  97. stacy ann - louise's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to mesure how long she slept



  98. stacy ann - louise's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she stands on the scales it says 1 at a time please

    yo mama is so fat when she stands on the scales it says her phone number



  99. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old that she had a pic of moses in her yearbook



  100. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she was running to the candy store everyone yelled EARTHQUAKE!!!!!



  101. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she called me to get my number



  102. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she almost froze to death at a drive-in movie when she went to see “Closed For the Winter”.



  103. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.



  104. cool dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles



  105. FeFe bkyln's Momma Joke:

    ya mamas like a bowling ball ya cud easily put 3 fringers in her

    your mamas like a freezer every1 puts they MEAT in her ….



  106. chiuj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a litter bug,she let trash like you lying around



  107. mehe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when god said “Let there be light” your mum turned the switch.



  108. mehe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said “one at a time please”…



  109. raja sahib's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, she washes da paper plate



  110. amar's Momma Joke:

    once upon a time,
    there once was an ugly woman(aka your mom), she was so ugly, that everyone died.
    the end.



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so short, she fell of da sidewalk and died



  112. lily's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got stab in a shoot out



  113. lady mama drama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when it was her wedding she bent over to kiss the groom but she fell on him instead.



  114. lady mama drama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made supermodels hotter.



  115. lady mama drama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she fell off the roof then she bounced back up



  116. lady mama drama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she fell off the roof then she bounced back up



  117. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma os tupid it took her three hours ro watch sixty minutes



  118. riya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short you can only see her feet on her drivers licence



  119. riya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma i so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade



  120. riya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short she jumps of the pavement to commit suicide



  121. cool dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she makes London Tipton look like a Albert Einstein



  122. killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she falls asleep on the ocean a cat try’s to bury her. yo mama so old when she lays down on the ocean green piece try’s to tow her ass back into the ocean.



  123. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on the bathroom scale

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watch the sofa.



  124. Princesa's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so stupid and fat she thot the mexican-american war was between tacobell and mcdonalds



  125. jdizzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas ass is so hairy chewbacca mistook it for his wife



  126. jdizzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when someone stabs her she bleeds choclate milk



  127. SHAUN's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she went to the movies its said under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends



  128. kieron's Momma Joke:

    my moms so skinny she ad to run around in the shower to get wet!!!!



  129. danielle brookes's Momma Joke:

    im so stupid i got locked in kfc n starved !!!



  130. BABY KF's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO SCHOOL SHE SQUINGES THE SUDENTS UP AGAINST THE WALL



  131. lover boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
    yo mama so fat she had to go too sea world to get baptised



  132. koon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves to eat a tootsie roll in case she mite eat her fingers



  133. Abdoul's Momma Joke:

    You momma so fat she bought out all the fat free stuff in the supermarket



  134. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomommas so fat her pant size is….umm BITCH LOSE SOME WeighT



  135. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she stud on the scales it siad her phone number



  136. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she stud on the scales it said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE



  137. jessie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she walks down the stairs oyu can here the eastenders tune bom bom bom bom , bom



  138. Inshaal's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Poor She Can’t Afford To Pay Attention.



  139. samantha's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so HARRY the only languege she can speak is toubocka



  140. samantha's Momma Joke:

    your momma is soo poor she sunck on a bus and paid to get off



  141. samantha's Momma Joke:

    your momma is soo stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch



  142. jes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she saw a bus of white people go by she yelled stop that twinkie



  143. jesica from wg davis's Momma Joke:

    wow ur mama so father butt has more crake then a druge diller ha ha lolzzzz



  144. jesica's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fatt she gave william a bj and he had to slap the bitch 90210 times



  145. crakin up's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas sooooo fat when she jumped in the ocean all the water went away



  146. crakin up's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she swam in the ocean the wales(bluewales)sang we are a family



  147. greg flowers's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i asked her if she ever tasted coke she said” is that a new flavor of kool aid”



  148. hamo's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles fell down! haha now dats somfin u can say in a dissin match



  149. sh4k33l's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she had sex wid an elepant



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dump she tried to put m&m in alphabetical order



  151. Noodie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is you mom and dad thats why she has that mustache



  152. Moodie's Momma Joke:

    you and your girlfriend so black…when yall haold hands yall look like a stretch limo



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black she dont have a shadow.



  154. Noodie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma got a wooden leg with termites



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has tatto on her arm….BOSS THE PLANE BOSS



  156. Noodie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma got a wooden leg.. and when she did the electric slide she caught on fire.



  157. Noodie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got so much wax in her ears .. everyday is a bad hear day



  158. d-boy's Momma Joke:

    u momma is soo ugly everytime she takes u too the zoes…the dude at the gate says to u..young man..i thought i told u to put that thing in a cage.. until we find outt the species of it



  159. Jimmy pawn3s u's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got baptized at sea world



  160. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped and got stucked



  161. Joe Mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got in the elevator and pushed up, she went down. When she pushed down, she went to hell.



  162. caquito's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat that when she went to Mexico all the Mexican’s said ay dios mio LET’S run the boarder



  163. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when yo daddy said it’s chiley out side she ran outside whith a spoon



  164. dj_brihad@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly they press her face in dough to make gorilla cookies



  165. SLIMM JOKES's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo POOR! SHE SHE ASKED MARCUS! FOR MONEY



  166. milton's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so poor that i say her walking her down the street and i said miss are you misssing a shoe and she said i jut fond one



  167. ZACK's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she went to a stop sign she waited till it said go



  168. barbie's Momma Joke:

    hi



  169. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m and m’s in alphabetical order.



  170. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so ugly, when she opened a book it closed.



  171. soccer chic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention



  172. JOEY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOOOOOO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!



  173. JPM's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so old she has an autographed bible!



  174. Yo mamma's YO's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!



  175. Yo momma's's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”



  176. Yo momma's's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama So Poor

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

    Yo Mama So Fat

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

    Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

    Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

    Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

    Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

    Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo Mama Is So Stupid

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo Mama so stupid it took her 1 hour 2 cook minute rice.

    Yo Mama Iz So ugly

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

    Yo Mama So Old

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.



  177. moze's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma’s so fat she went for a swim from San Francisco in the Pacific and caused floods in Japan



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is a testicle



  179. chelsea's Momma Joke:

    Lauren mom is so hairy she makes king kong look pretty



  180. conor's Momma Joke:

    your moms a twat



  181. ruqia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat yeah that when she put on a yellow rain coat everybodey said taxi taxi



  182. ryan's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that when she laid on the beach she covered the whole sun and she made the biggest shade ever



  183. Jash K's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, by the time usian bolt ran around her, he started growin grey hairs



  184. Jash K's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, i heard MTV producers talkin about “Pimp My Face” for her!!



  185. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black and tiny that after she was born her mom thought she was one of her pubic hairs



  186. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black,after birth her mom thought that she was her shadow



  187. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that when she wanted to go out and play,her mama made her wear a mask written “Halloween lovers,another mask inside”



  188. Furious's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that yo dad needed a map to get to the vgina



  189. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her stretch marks look lyk scratch marks



  190. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so thin she hid behind a toothpick every time she plays hide-and-seek



  191. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat your dad uses her as an air balloon for travelling



  192. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly her dad’s cum slipped into the ovary when trying to run away from it



  193. Muzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that after birth her mama tried to pull her back in



  194. Casey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she could only be your mama…



  195. XxWH1RLxW1NDxX's Momma Joke:

    you mom is like a village bike every body gets a ride



  196. ZACK's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO HARRY SHE MADE KINK KONG JEALOUS



  197. ZACK's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE ANOTHER PLANET



  198. ZACK's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT A QURTER IN ONE EAR AND ANOTHER QURTER IN THE OTHER EAR AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS LISTING TO 50 CENT



  199. Leah's Momma Joke:

    ya mums lips are so fat she had to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on!!



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR THAT WHEN I WENT TO HER HOUSE I ASKED 4 THE BATHROOM AND SHE SAID 3RD TREE TO THE RIGHT



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT I TOLD HER HER BIRTHDAY WAS AROUND THE CORNER AND SHE WENT LOOKING FOR IT



  202. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIRY SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND I YELLED WELCOME TO STINKY BUSH GARDENS



  203. Bailey's yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the goverment moved HALLOWEEN 2 her B-DAY



  204. Bailey's yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”



  205. oooo!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas teeth so yellow when she closed her mouth her stomach light up.



  206. oooo!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta george washingtons nose



  207. oooo!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she gotta sneak up on a glass a water just to get a drink



  208. ooo sad!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that she put paper on a t.v to watch pay-per-view!



  209. Puneet's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she makes a sumo-wrestler look anorexic



  210. Jak's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb somebody said “Did you cut the cheese?” She said “Why did you want some?”



  211. cam cam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side



  212. cam cam's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she shoved bateriies up her butt and said i got the power



  213. jehanzaib's Momma Joke:

    she is so fat she went to the beach to swin and the whale said. HI BRO!



  214. lil ant's Momma Joke:

    i love to have sex



  215. Fifi's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma soo fat, when she stepped on a scale it said:
    To Be Continued…



  216. Tylerz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farted pork chops fell out of her ass



  217. Tylerz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said one at a time



  218. john's Momma Joke:

    u so ugly the doctor slaped your mama for borning u



  219. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they moved halloween to her bday



  220. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she thru the tv up in the air and said she was watching sky



  221. Renu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid she asked a quarterback for a refund



  222. Renu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she eats a lifesaver when shes about to die



  223. Renu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she takes an hour to make minute maid



  224. Khyra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to cook 1 min rice



  225. harris khawaja's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she tried drowning a fish



  226. harris khawaja's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she goes cinema she sits next to everyone!!!!!!!!! lol



  227. harris khawaja's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she gets stuck inn the air



  228. Yo momma is so stupid she asked the Statue of Liberty out's Momma Joke:

    Brandon



  229. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked the statue of liberty out



  230. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny i sipped her through my straw



  231. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is si stupid when her husband toke her to a basketball game she said lets go devils



  232. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she went to a flower store she asked what kind of dogs do you sell here



  233. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat whaen she stepped on the scale she started to play wheel of fortune



  234. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when she went to SubWay she askedthe guy Howmuch is apickle?



  235. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she took a dump all the rivers and oceans turned black and dark brown



  236. LeBron James's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she had a yellow shirt everyone said taxi taxi



  237. Aim's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that a guy farted and she said ‘did you burp’?



  238. jake's Momma Joke:

    you mamais so when she was born her mama said sheet happens



  239. omiie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be countiued



  240. omiie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her butt



  241. lisa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama ia so old she had a picture of moses in her yearbook



  242. kelly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said”what a tresure and the dad said”yea lets go bury it.



  243. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry



  244. Bobby Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she couldn’t dial 911 cause she couldnt find the 11



  245. unknown's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb that she put paper on the t.v. just to make paper-per-view



  246. armin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupidd she tried to put m&m’s in order :P



  247. armin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat by jesus in the 3rd graade ;D



  248. Natalie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’a so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  249. Brittanys's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she went to walmart and tried on a pair of black underware and came out of the change room to see how they looked a lady said maam please put some clothes on



  250. sierra's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in the food store and straved



  251. unknow's sick mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread



  252. Hey yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat fat albert gave her permission to say Hey, Hey, Hey!



  253. Haha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she makes footprints in solid Concrete



  254. D-Day's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So fat, when she was lying on the beach, green peace was trying to push her back in the water



  255. D-Day's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, when she went to the ugly competion, the jude siad “sorry no professionals”



  256. D-Day's Momma Joke:

    This is a reply:
    That Diss was so old I was having dinner with Jesus



  257. D-Day's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, when she walked in front of the Tv i missed half my show



  258. D-Day's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck



  259. nalin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a mosquito u gotta slap her to get her to stop sukin



  260. amber thornton's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish y’alll



  261. Callum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles



  262. bejj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tried to put skittles in A B C order



  264. ZACK's Momma Joke:

    UR SO UGLY WHEN UR MAMA DROPPED U OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTRRERING



  265. ZACK's Momma Joke:

    WHEN UR MOM WENT ON THE SCALE IT SAID PLZ GET OF OR IM GONNA DIE



  266. Daoui's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she named her house “Butt” and her cat “crack”, and she called the cops and said i looked all over my butt but i can’t seem to find my crack.



  267. cherryblossom5's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she had to get tatoos of chalk



  268. will's Momma Joke:

    yo mama s stupid she sat on the rainbow and made skittles



  269. sk8tergirl's Momma Joke:

    yo ur mama is soo stupid that she sat o0n the tv and watch the couch!!



  270. brady's Momma Joke:

    your moma so poor she cant afford 2 pay attention



  271. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that she put the boggieman out of business



  272. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory



  273. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow that she made the sun quit



  274. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she farted outside and people thought it was a heat wave



  275. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stink that she made “speed” stick go slow



  276. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she bent over she got arrested for “crack”



  277. garri's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she fell and made the apocolyse



  278. holo's Momma Joke:

    your mum so stupid when she tried to throw at the ground she missed



  279. tyer's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she took a family picture a yearago and its still printing out



  280. rihana nikela's Momma Joke:

    your mamas teeth are so yellow she smiles and shes the world biggest supporter of the kaiser chiefs



  281. master diss's Momma Joke:

    your mom smeels so bad the only diss i’d give heris dessinfectant!



  282. someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat even god couldnt lift her spirts



  283. SHIT B@G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she licked her daughters pink vigina



  284. Loz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!



  285. Loz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!



  286. Loz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!



  287. sam's Momma Joke:

    wow yo momma so fat she go shot and the bullet got stuck



  288. sammy's Momma Joke:

    wow yo momma so fat she got punched and the person lost his hand!



  289. Shayleen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she blinks her eye lids clap!



  290. Ilikebariis's Momma Joke:

    bariis and baasto!!



  291. SHIT B@G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alpherbetical order



  292. MUZZAFER's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOT HIT BY A BUS SHE SAID WHO THREW THAT ROCK AT ME



  293. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she went to the cinema all you could see is her eyes and teeth



  294. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she put on a red shirt and they called her Kool-aid man.



  295. your momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she plays hop socth chicgo L.A mexico



  296. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  297. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she has her own area code



  298. Yo mama is black she touched charcoal and left finger prints's Momma Joke:

    Kamil’s disse



  299. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she joined the ugly contestst, but te said no professionals



  300. Kabir's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that she took the sun out of buisness



  301. sarthak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a condemn,one time use only



  302. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i jumped on her, i gave god a high five



  303. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a door knob, everyone gets a turn



  304. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a bag of chips, for a dollar i can get some for the whole class



  305. julianator's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth



  306. person's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth



  307. super secret's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she jumped and got stuck



  308. super secret's Momma Joke:

    you mama’s so fat she cant even jump



  309. bill's Momma Joke:

    your mom so old she older than you



  310. My Manna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she used a your razer phone to shave her face!



  311. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she weighed her self on the scale it said her phone numba



  312. yomamma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she found a ciggarate that was light she said thank you lord for this heat now i can clap my hands and stomp my feet



  313. jjsjoshuajames.s's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she stuck a whole pack of batterys up her assa nd sat in the shower for 80 hrs saying i got the power i got the power (uh uh uh)



  314. bitch fokin stekt's Momma Joke:

    bastard wht nw kevin hahahhha peared wht kevin truby



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo ARZ HEAD your dad is so perv he perved you yourself



  316. yo mamma so old when she went school they didnt have history lesson's Momma Joke:

    Meko L



  317. lairen letendre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she once stared in a movie called “get rich or die tryin’”



  318. Bob Marley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo poor she once stared in a movie called “Get Rich Or Die Starvin’”



  319. lairen letendre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own orbit



  320. liverwart's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly, wen she said she was in labor, the docter asked wich end, and she didnt even kno!



  321. liverwart's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so short, she did a suacide jup off the curb



  322. liverwart's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid, she asked her friend “‘whats the number for 911?”



  323. liverwart's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid, wen she was born, she named herself bob



  324. nic's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid,that when i said drinks are on the house, she got a ladder



  325. nic's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that when she busts a move, she litteraly brings down da house.



  326. nic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.



  327. nic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a dollar.



  328. mom's Momma Joke:

    i am offended



  329. nic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went bungee jumping,people thought the sky was fallin.



  330. liam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when i told her to act her age she died.



  331. nic's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat, when she walks by the window, we lose five days of sunlight.



  332. nic's Momma Joke:

    contrary to popular belief, you climbed the stair instead of taking the elevator untill you were 10 because your mamma was so damn fat.(not because it is good for you)



  333. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she walks by the tv you miss 2 movies and one opisode



  334. allex cross's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she don’t know the difference between a man and a woman



  335. allex cross's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so stupid she thinks her tits are dicks



  336. allex cross's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so stupid she only knows one word
    sex



  337. Layla's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat that when she went to the muesuem they said” Why is the dinosaur moving”



  338. Bronze's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so nasty when you asked what is for dinner your mom speard her legs apart and said grab a piece



  339. gyles's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greedy she name her son doritos



  340. your mama bread so nasty i mine you who reading this im watching you's Momma Joke:

    im watching you im behind you boo



  341. daniel's Momma Joke:

    yo is like Iraqi everybobdy knows where it is but nobody wants to go there



  342. mdog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she took of her shoe everyone said look it’s big foot



  343. mike cabral (mdog)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat people jog around her for exersise



  344. billy joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she runs after a garbage truck with a shopping list!



  345. billy joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she hangs tolit paper on the close line!



  346. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family



  347. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she has to use a lawn mower to shave her legs



  348. christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she was in court the judge said order and she said a big mac



  349. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back



  350. Britney's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is such a slut that she’s sucked more dicks than you see in a phone book



  351. abdul a.k.a diss champ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the wen she goes 2 buy clothes the only size they have for ha is ”bitch lose some weight”



  352. Melissa's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly, she joined an ugly contest, they said” Sorry, no proffesionals.”



  353. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get babtized



  354. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued…



  355. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read “one at a time please”



  356. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she stole free bread



  357. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went bungee jumping, she took the bridge down 2



  358. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”



  359. Melissa Chand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″



  360. danny meier's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so big she uses a flag pole for a dildo



  361. mike alstar's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone



  362. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beaper went off, everybody thought she was backing up



  363. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, the government moved halloween to her birthday.



  364. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor, when i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  365. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she put on her yellow rain coat, everybody started yelling taxi



  366. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach and layed down, they started yelling free willy



  367. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, the army uses her underwear as parachutes



  368. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light, he had to ask her to move



  369. Midnight Baller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she got in a monster truck, she made it a low rider



  370. usher's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a matres store and sleeped on the floor



  371. usher's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved



  372. abdul a.k.a diss champ's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas head is so long on her id says to be continued……



  373. abdul a.k.a diss champ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she gets into the bath her boobs float



  374. DRY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birth day



  375. ace's Momma Joke:

    your mommas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up



  376. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she was at the after party when moses announced the 10 commandments



  377. cena's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she goes past your window we miss 4 days of sunlight



  378. Not your business's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when you have no milk around the house, you have to drink it off from her



  379. jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat after she bought a ticket to the headly concert they were sold out



  380. colin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat that when trying to enter the titanic, it said only one titanic at a time please



  381. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat yo daddy has to wear a 2×4 so he don’t fall in.



  382. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor the people in Africa try to raise money for her.



  383. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry



  384. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  385. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so when we try to drive around her we run outta gas.



  386. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she gotta gravitational pull



  387. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  388. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they now call Fat Albert Slim Jim



  389. bhavleen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat she uses the pool table.balls go in, balls go out….lol



  390. edge's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly my ass shit was jelus



  391. edgerrin's Momma Joke:

    yo so fat u got baptized in sea world



  392. jay-z's Momma Joke:

    ur so stupid u needed 2 go over a glass wall to see on the other side



  393. mj's Momma Joke:

    ur so fat u turned around it was 2056



  394. unkown's Momma Joke:

    yout teeth are so yellow when you smiled traffice slowed down



  395. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    To mamma is so old when she see’s a fossil she says ” hey I went to school with him!”



  396. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor when you ring the door bel, the toilet flushes



  397. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    you are so ugly your mom SMS’s you good night



  398. bill's Momma Joke:

    Kristians disses are so bad that where ever he will live only gay prostetutes will call out his name



  399. Fabregas 2's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she makes the Lord swear



  400. jodie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got batertise in sea world



  401. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she walked pass bunch of boy she fell boiyaka shaa



  402. jk's Momma Joke:

    jdfksdfjsdbjwvbvsdvdsvbsbvkvkbkvbskdbvdfvdvds,v c m,fd



  403. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old her birth certificate says expired



  404. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork just to save milk



  405. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    your house is so dirty roches ride around in dune buggies



  406. mini wap's Momma Joke:

    your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside



  407. prostetute's Momma Joke:

    hello big boy im behind you grrrrrr



  408. C.B.L's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked her face and her bottom because he couldn’t tell the difference



  409. funny24's Momma Joke:

    yo sooo ugly that when yo mama gave birth to u she said “You Shove that boy back in there and bring out a girl BITCH!!!



  410. Fabregas no.2's Momma Joke:

    Your ears are so big when you turn around you change the wind direction



  411. Political remix's Momma Joke:

    fgvggfffdhsgyufvsgsadtfuysdg



  412. CJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she look at ice cream and it melted



  413. CJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even Bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction



  414. Kassandra's yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, she doesnt need the internet to go world wide



  415. Kassandras joke's Momma Joke:

    if there were no mistakes in this world, you wouldnt have been born



  416. noname's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is old is slaped her tits and powder came falling down



  417. marie baby's Momma Joke:

    y0 mama is s0 0ld i slaped her back nd her tit fell 0ff =o



  418. HENRY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE DRINKS MILK U CAN SEE THE MILK GOIN DOWN HER TROWT



  419. HENRY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO TALL SHE TAKES THREE WEEKS TO FALL DOWN



  420. Kelsey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she walk downtown they said “fat wily



  421. AUSTIN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD HER HIGHSCHOOL FREINDS ARE ADAM AND EVE



  422. Yoyo406's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat wen she steped on a scale from 1-20 it hit 34677543223455789



  423. Yoyo406's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when she steps on a scale she said that’s my cell phone number



  424. dooodododoood's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly not even rocky dennis wanted to touch her face



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly she is the oldest virgin prostitute



  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so old she watched the passion of the christ LIVE



  427. boss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she tripped over a cordless phone



  428. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly when she went to a store they sed n dogs aloud



  429. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly her husband takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her good bye



  430. Breanna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty that she brings the crabs to the beach.



  431. samira's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly when the police shot here the bullets came back for a mask



  432. marcos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy her nipples have afros.



  433. OWNED bitch's Momma Joke:

    your mama soo when ur papa kiked her out he got arested for litering



  434. Bryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when bob the bilder saw her he said bob the bilder i cant fix that



  435. ''who da boss? ;)'''s Momma Joke:

    yo mama soO DAUM ugly that when she was going in the theater to see a movie with her husband the ticket man said to her husband ‘’sorry” no dogs aloud! ;]



  436. ''the finger'' ;} ;@'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she bought a dog because she was lonely the god said plz no kill me instead ! :)



  437. KILLY's Momma Joke:

    OK MAN THESE ALL SUCK BUT THE TWO FRIST ONES!! WHAT LOSERS
    BUT GOOD JOB ”WHO DA BOSS” AND ”THE FINGER” MAN U BITCH!!!



  438. petty's Momma Joke:

    -_- what kind of name is ”the finger”and ”who da boss”? wow cant even think of a good name!! ;p -_- losers!



  439. ''who da boss? ;)'''s Momma Joke:

    ok LMAO your think our names are stuiped and we cant think of names wow ok your name is petty do u know what that means lmao it menas not important well its perfecut for u couse u anit important bitch u mess with me agin i will kill u!



  440. ''the finger'' ;} ;@'s Momma Joke:

    are u making fun of me u petty bitch before u make fun of ppl think first ok or i swear i wil diss u soooooooooo bad that u will never right agina u bitch



  441. ''who da boss? ;)'''s Momma Joke:

    u go girl or man idk but yea u gop!



  442. petty's Momma Joke:

    och OK god u spazz come down I’m sorry!



  443. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yea u got that right i anit no spazz or finger man here ok so just shut the f up ok just don’t even talk to me! got that ok good ;)



  444. ''who da boss? ;)'''s Momma Joke:

    sorry i forgot to right may name!



  445. petty's Momma Joke:

    k sorry i will shut up!



  446. ''the finger'' ;} ;@'s Momma Joke:

    ok good



  447. flomb star's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she steps on the scale it says no live stock



  448. anonymus's Momma Joke:

    yor mama’s so stupid i payed to suck my balls fr 2mns and she did it for an hour.to u LMAO



  449. osmond's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she enterd the room she sat with every on .



  450. MARC MEDEIROS's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat to get her through the front door you have to greace up the door and put a twinkie on the other side



  451. kevio castillo's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she sit on the tv and watch te coutch



  452. zaib's Momma Joke:

    stupid disses i got a good one which is yo mama is sooo fat she uses a runway as a slip n’ slide



  453. younq_shawty's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so old i slaped her baak nd her tits fell off ahaha!!!! =0



  454. younq_shawty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat!! period! =0



  455. younq_shawty's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”



  456. meeh baabeey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.” lmao



  457. lmao's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  458. meeh baabeey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.



  459. younq_baby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.



  460. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell and made the grand-canyon



  461. DP......'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stood on the scale it said TO BE CONTINUED……….. =)



  462. poes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat il moer her



  463. poestles's Momma Joke:

    yo mase poes is fat chuck norris rounhouse kicked her and she went home



  464. Chuck norris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she nitted a sweater so you can wear it



  465. stfu's Momma Joke:

    wHO WOULD WIN IN a race between superman and flash Chuck Norris



  466. Yo mama so tall , she highjacks aeroplanes... Yooooooh's Momma Joke:

    Jack



  467. babyygurly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it say “expired”



  468. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat i was having sex with her i roled over twice and i was still on the bitch!



  469. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat she fell in love n broke it LMFAO XD



  470. Hi my name is bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so poor she couldn’t pay for her own cardboard box!



  471. d13's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so fat she walked past a window and we 4 days of sunlight!!!! Roflmao



  472. Tayy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she thought a fruit loop was a hoolahoop for gay guys!



  473. ?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”



  474. =P's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  475. LMFAO!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise



  476. lionel longsworth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat wen she walks her poke claps.



  477. Chuck's Momma Joke:

    You are all poeses you cant even spell



  478. Your mamas's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out.



  479. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she make da sun eclipse…



  480. LIL ASH's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has to ware a paper bag over her head ;)



  481. ALBERT. I. GARCIA's Momma Joke:

    Ur mamma so fat she uses a satillite 4 a cereal bowl



  482. ALBERT. I. GARCIA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tried to throw ice at the sun



  483. Tayler's Momma Joke:

    You mommas so dumb she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled “I got the Power”



  484. CC LIL D's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she thinks gabage cans are houses and dumpsters are mansions



  485. CC LIL D's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when i went to your house and asked for milk she said “Left or Right”



  486. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she sat on walmart and lowered all the prices



  487. S.A.K's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so ugly that your uncles a babboon and you have to go visit him at the zoo



  488. kamogelo's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat not even God could pick her spirits up



  489. kamogelo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she thought boys to men is a day care center



  490. kamogelo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat when she got on a scale it said to be continued



  491. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she got afrozz on ha nipplezzzz



  492. kamogelo's Momma Joke:

    I saw your momma kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  493. kamogelo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention



  494. kamogelo's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat she fell in love 2 seconds later they was no such thing as love



  495. sydnie gray's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she left her purse on noah’s arch



  496. Fabrigas.2's Momma Joke:

    hi cameron



  497. hello's Momma Joke:

    U.S Green Card Lottery Apply on time, with USAFIS service 55,000 Green Cards every year



  498. tyrtyrtu's Momma Joke:

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  499. Smitty's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE AND SHE DIED



  500. SMITTY's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  501. ewtar's Momma Joke:

    asdfhsyhsdfhf



  502. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went on an elevator she pushed up but she went down



  503. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid her lateest invention was the glass hammer



  504. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she looked at a menu in a restuarant and said OK



  505. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stood on a dollar/ pound ( USA or England) and made change



  506. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when she heard someone say “Christmas is around the corner” she went looking for it



  507. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupis she stole a free sample!!



  508. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short she has to have a running start to get onto the the toilet



  509. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for petrol money



  510. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when i told her to go and buy a colout TV she come back to me and said ” what colour”



  511. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&MS in order



  512. Killah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  513. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continuid and the other one is ur mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people started saying taxxiii



  514. Fadzai's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she went to an ugly people’s contest they said sorry no professionels.



  515. surean mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny that she can dodge rain drops



  516. surean's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that a caveman said sorry u making me blind



  517. rkn24's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she caused the ice age.



  518. rkn24's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma such a slut she takes condoms and condiments.



  519. rkn24's Momma Joke:

    edit*** Yo Momma such a slut she takes condoms for condiments.



  520. Tayler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas soooo fat when she fell on a rainbow she made skittles.



  521. Anonymous's Momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so stupid,she thought if she threw a clock out the window,she could see time fly



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that the highway patrol gave her a sign to wear that says caution wide turn next



  523. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly blind men refuse to have sex with you



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she was walking in semptember someone saw her and its already october 31?



  525. Yo mamma's so fat mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so poor,i picked up a penny and she said,a million dollars!!



  526. Yo mamma's so stupid mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so stupid,she thought that eating smarties made her smarter



  527. the phoenix's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so tall when she jumped,she hit her head on pluto



  528. ur face's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly,she turned medusaa to stone



  529. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat that when she went in the ocean,she said to the sharks,”look at the pretty little fishies”



  530. elijah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”



  531. elijah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that when she went to a football game they said quaterback she that it was a refun.



  532. rishabh173's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought eating smarties would make her smatrer



  533. BüGž€€'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.



  534. jack's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dum she got stabed in a gunfight



  535. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she weights as much as your phone nmber



  536. Anthwon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went deep sea diving, the wales said we are family Evin thoe your bigger than me.



  537. samantha's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out



  538. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so greasy she sweats crisco



  539. samantha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly people went as her for halloween



  540. Lizzie998's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that she turned around and it was her birthday alreaedy



  542. EvAL's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she sat beside jesus in second grade



  543. S.A twister's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old that she was the waitress at the last dinner/supper.



  544. helen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she jumped over the rainbow she popped skittles



  545. the mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”



  546. the mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please



  547. the mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!



  548. ahmad and ayman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she crosed the tv she missed 3 shows



  549. ahmad and ayman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she waits till the stop sign turns green



  550. ahmad and ayman's Momma Joke:

    Your so stupid u starved to death in a grocery store



  551. raejae's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth so every time she open’s her mouth a car slows down



  552. raejae's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth so yellow every time she open’s her mouth a car slows down



  553. jerk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold a TV to buy a remote



  554. Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow, a fly goes on it and says “im walkin on sunshine “



  555. Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo grannies so wrinkley i use her neck as a cheze grader



  556. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid she threw her phone in the air , to get air time

    your mom is so ugly she scares blind people away



  557. mishtee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old , when you drank her milk it was powder.



  558. Chandler's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stole free samples of food

    Yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry



  559. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat is so big,she uses aspirins to shrinkin



  560. Rayikah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can , and i asked her what she was doin she said “movin”



  561. YOU CAN'T COME BACK FROM THIS ONE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like an SUV:

    She fits 2 in the front, 6 in the back

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  562. Cumerson's Momma Joke:

    Yo memere is so obese a Minivan crashed into her and she said “Who threw that stone mate?!”



  563. mamma's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat that when she farted she caused the earthquake in haiti



  564. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid i tell her the michael jackson has i cheese burger up his ass and she hit him and open his ass and eat the burger



  565. Makayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she farts dust



  566. Best JOKES ever's Momma Joke:

    When yo mama enetrend an ugly contest they said sorry no professinals

    Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama is so old when she was in school there was no history class



  567. Chloe's Momma Joke:

    Your Muma Is So Fat When She Fell Down The Stairs I Tought Eastenders Had Finished



  568. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I May Have Been To At 7/11, But Like The Store, Yo Mommas Legs Are Opened 24/7



  569. logan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a whale the whale san we are family you are so bigger than me



  570. logan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got hit by a car she thought it was raining



  571. Jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor, she waves a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  572. mathew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skitles poped out



  573. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly she makes blind people cry
    ur mama is so ugly she makes unions cry



  574. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur moms ass is so hairy it looks like king kongs about to pop out



  575. matthew's Momma Joke:

    yuor mama is so stupid that when the juge said “order”
    she said big mac and fries



  576. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly she makes the hulk look hot



  577. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so old she sat beside jesus in 3 grad
    ur mama is so old her birth sertifacit is writen in roman letters



  578. matthew's best diss ever's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a brick shes flat on all sides and gets laid by mexicans



  579. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur teeth are so yellow and ur so black u look like the pitsperg stelers helmet



  580. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so black that when she went to night school she got marked apsent



  581. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is fat period thats it shes fat



  582. shane's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid that when she put 2 quarters in her ears she thought that she was listening to 50 cent



  583. Alia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she called to ask the number for 911



  584. Alia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupied that when she got locked in a matress store she slept on the floor



  585. Alia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old that when she breast feeds dust comes out.



  586. Alia's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that when she died and went to heaven they said that sorry there is no more room



  587. amanraah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she piss coffee



  588. your momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ulgy whenshe joined an ulgy contest they said soory no professionals



  589. Tashreeq's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers



  590. Tashreeq's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so old when I asked her to act her age she died



  591. angbang's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA HAS MORE HERPE sORES THEN THE GUIDOS IN JERSEY SHORE



  592. Jerbear121's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she were a raincoat people like taxi taxi over here.



  593. Jerbear121's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor when she was kicking a trash can around I said wat u doin an she say movin



  594. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she went to to a ugly contest they say no professnials plz



  595. Jerbear121's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she went to to a ugly contest they say no professnials please



  596. necro king's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she needs 4 watches 1 for each time zone



  597. necro king's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she stared at orange juice for 2 hours because it said concentrate



  598. necro king's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  599. necro king's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she used saturn’s rings as a wedding ring



  600. necro king's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she steppend on a weighing scale it said one at a time please



  601. necro king's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE



  602. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooo ugly she looks like baboons kid
    yo



  603. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she has her own area code



  604. unknownman123's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that at KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers



  605. jane brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thinks black people are chocolates



  606. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she used the solar system as a belt



  607. Jack's Momma Joke:

    Your mumma so fat she farted and it came out 5 years later and knocked out asia! !



  608. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she went on the scale her cell number came up



  609. georgia's Momma Joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to get baptised in sea world



  610. ggfgf's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes fat



  611. yo mommas's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that the plastic sergeon sewed her.



  612. best momma joke's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat she has more rolls then a bakery shop



  613. suleman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry



  614. Cooler than u's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mintutes



  615. cooler than ur mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she was challenged by some asian dude (you) to run down the mississipi river, she took 1 step and said i win



  616. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo ugly she actually bothered to read this,wait u did too dumbass



  617. jaiden's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she a beaver like this guy i no



  618. jahkid 123's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate is in roman writing.



  619. Frank's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so ugly when she took a shit it Camouflaged to her skin



  620. Frank's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid when she walked around the T.V she missed all 24 episoeds of the Simpsons



  621. Frank's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a scale it said To be continued…



  622. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so old she sat next to jesus in kindergraden



  623. sabiha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall while she was drinking milk it got expired running down her stomach



  624. sabiha's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so dumb when you said drinks were on the house she went and got a ladder



  625. eve's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black that when she lay on the grass u’re father said ‘who burnt the grass’.. ooooooooohhhhhhhhh



  626. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she enters the house your dad turns on emergency lights



  627. momy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she fell of the rouf she came back up!!!! ohhhhhhhhhh i was like say what



  628. Marcy's Momma Joke:

    I hurd ur mama’s birth surtivicate was an apology letter from the condom factory



  629. MOmo yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she walked into no frills and when she walked out it was called no food



  630. Shimari's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STINK SHE MADE AN ONION CRY



  631. shane's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she was the equator



  632. shane's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back



  633. shane's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  634. Mpho Thulo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat they used ha to close the ozone layer



  635. mpho's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat wen she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please



  636. mpho's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down wen she smiles



  637. tboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke ha leg nd gravy poured out



  638. lil's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so urgly da government moved hallowen 2 ha bday



  639. karo987's Momma Joke:

    your momma feet are so big big foot called last week to borrow a pare of slippers



  640. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this,New York, L.A,Calafornia……



  641. zuhair's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at a Sea World



  642. zuahir's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t afford to pay for her liposuction



  643. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck



  644. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress some yelled “Kool-Aid!!”



  645. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty before she went outside she had to wipe her feet



  646. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said “Sorry, No professionals.”



  647. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  648. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.



  649. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now



  650. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”



  651. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!



  652. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped, she got stuck in the air.



  653. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo fat she died of heart attack



  654. noahh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo ugly she pays ur dad 2 sleep wid her



  655. Damon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama,s so fat she has three tounges to talk like this this



  656. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    your so fat santa got fired



  657. sonny corona's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so stupid when they asked her whats her name and she said ow how much is the crack for



  658. sonny corona's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so lonley she tried to talk to trees and animals for lonley advise with a purchace of 10 minute talking



  659. DEATH's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat every man she sleeps with suddunly dissapears



  660. YOUR MOM HAS FLEES's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT ONE DAY SHE WAS FLOATING IN THE OCEAN PIRATES RAIDED HER FOR BURIED TREASURE



  661. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO HORNY WHEN YOU SLEP WITH HER LAST NIGHT SHE SAID LETS GET IT ON



  662. sonny corona the best's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugaly they changed her birthday to hollowen



  663. young teezy aka tazzy da don's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ghetto wen she breast feedz coolade comes out



  664. beaver boy's Momma Joke:

    your moma’s so fat she uses diet soap



  665. Frank's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat i cant say the diss because shes all over us



  666. thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the cashier asked her what size bucket do u want she answered the one on the roof



  667. sonnys yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid they said yo what size are you and she said i dont know i cant even see my self



  668. Ronnie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when my friends and I came up to her we said “aww man we have another mountain to climb?”



  669. the new kid's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so ugly that she made ugly betty jelous



  670. bad's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is sooo fat shes alexa



  671. bad's Momma Joke:

    what the difference between fat and people???? Nothin



  672. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid(Dipust)wen she jumps outs the window she gous up!



  673. nadine's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she had a pic of Moses in her yearbook.



  674. taranpreet's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she was in the elevetar she pressd up but it went down



  675. jasjit's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she went under water the whale said you are my family



  676. annie mahmood's Momma Joke:

    yo mama ia so small she can do back flips under the bed



  677. Jorden black's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck



  678. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole free bread



  679. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death



  680. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no prefetionals



  681. mario boccaci's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she stood on the sidewalk and got a
    ticket for littering :)



  682. mario boccaci's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when you drove around her you had to
    stop for gas :)



  683. gary jonh's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat i couldm’t find were to put my condam



  684. cat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she sits on the toilet she needs a map to find her asshole



  685. aza's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas got a platinum record - shes wrapped a million buritos



  686. lil romeo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she uses her boy friends dick as lip stick



  687. lil pimp's Momma Joke:

    u so ugly yo mamma traded u for a pack of trash



  688. pimp of bling's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly her boy friend ditched her in the middle of the night



  689. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a public toilet free and disgusting



  690. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a mosquito wont stop suckin til she gets slapped



  691. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a pool table balls go in and out



  692. Bryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory



  693. Bryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly they use a pic of her to scare newborn babies



  694. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a door knob every body gets a turn



  695. Bryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas feet are so crusty that whenever she walks on a wooden floor it sounds like shes tap dancin



  696. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a tv every body turns her on



  697. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  698. Nomazwi's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so stupid she invented a water-proof teabag



  699. Nomazwi 4rm Swaziland's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  700. Nomazwi's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so stupid she got bumped by a parked car



  701. Nomazwi's Momma Joke:

    hi bryan and jonathan.how old r you guys



  702. hf117j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a wooden plank, she gets nailed everywhere.



  703. hf117j's Momma Joke:

    Dude what are u doing
    your mom
    I never knew she was a lesbian



  704. hf117j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a wooden board you see her nailed everywhere by mexicans



  705. cool momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she stole a free sample.:o



  706. jonny's Momma Joke:

    you r soo ugly yo mama threw you on the street and got charged 4 littering !!!!!!!!



  707. lado chus's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she turn medusa to stone



  708. azziy momma joke's Momma Joke:

    your momma soo fat when she ternd around evry 1 thought it was chrismis



  709. azziy momma joke's Momma Joke:

    i ahve a nether 1 your mamma so ugly that when i started a convisation wid her i told her stay here i have to go in for a sec i took a shit looked in the toilet and i said :i thought i told u to stay out side



  710. bootyshaker25's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made onions cry



  711. All The yo mama Jokes! Have fun's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

    Yo Mama So Fat

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

    Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

    Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

    Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

    Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

    Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo Mama Is So Stupid

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo Mama so stupid it took her 1 hour 2 cook minute rice.

    Yo Mama Iz So ugly

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

    Yo Mama So Old

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.



  712. kiran's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly that when she was looking at the mirror the mirror broke



  713. IMZZZ's Momma Joke:

    ur momz so skinny she kan dodge rain



  714. bullshit's Momma Joke:

    yo dadz so hairy he needz a lawnmower 2 shave his toe hairz



  715. ur grandadz, mumz, dadz, granny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went 2 the movies she sat next 2 everyone!!! lol :)



  716. shit's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!

    Yo mamma so stupid she went 2 the orthodontist 2 get a bluetooth



  717. blah blah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor when i ring the doorbell i hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mamma so dark she went 2 night school and was marked absent! :) :P



  718. can't be bothered's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly when she went 2 a ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals!”

    Yo mamma so ugly Bob the Builder saw her and said, “I can’t fix that!!!”

    Yo mamma so old i told her 2 act her own age and she died. :) :P :D



  719. baddaboi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she looked at a juice carton cuz it said consentrate



  720. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly, she ugly!!!!



  721. yo mama is so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  722. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said: TO BE CONTINUID…………..



  723. playboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooooooooooooooooo freaky she sed men R like potato chips she juz can’t have 1



  724. Javed's Momma Joke:

    your so stupid you were trying to turn on the t.v, you asked your mom “mom why isint the t.v working” she said “stop fiddling with the micowave”

    yo mamma so ugly she made godzilla cry

    yo momma fart so loud that every one died

    yo momma so so stupid the sign said “do not cross” and she crossed

    yo momma so smelly she is the cause of acid rain

    yo momma so smelly she is the cause of global warming



  725. Jameer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fart so loud every one blowed away in space an died



  726. Jameer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she readed the book green egges and ham she had diera



  727. Manraaj's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas So fat People had to Go Around Her Twice Because The First Time They Go Lost. NO ONE COPIES THIS JOKE OR ELSE



  728. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she used a paint roller for lipstick.



  729. nnnnkkkkk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat wen she swim in the sea the whales sing… we are are family , even though ur biiga then me!! wack



  730. nnnnkkkkk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat , when she put on a green costume people think shes a new continent!!



  731. kara uys's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jam space there was no space to jam



  732. brittany lamb's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fat ugly thin and beautiful



  733. brittany lamb's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fat ugly thin and beautiful./… NAAAHT



  734. karena naidu's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma drinks meilies for breakfast … and eats coffee then has diahoria and then is constipated AT THE SAME TIME



  735. Yo mama is so stupid. She wipes her ass with sandpaper's Momma Joke:

    Dante zwane



  736. SHIT B@G's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a hoover she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closit



  737. SHIT B@G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat whenever she wears a yellow raincoat people yell TAXI



  738. Nicole Bell's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she asked for a water bed in her hotel room they had to put a blanket over the ocean



  739. Nicole's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old her breast milk is powdered



  740. C B K %$#@'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so clever she can slam a revolving door



  741. *THE* loser's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sOOOOOO fat she uses hula hoops to keep her socks up



  742. ivanna anne clarke's Momma Joke:

    i am a loser



  743. sihant luthra's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her dad said ‘what a waste of spearms



  744. THE CHAMP's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s head is so big that triple h had problems giving her the pedegree



  745. gaj's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dum that she’s dum



  746. unknown....?'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat shes faster than sonic cause shes everywhere at once



  747. unknown....? 2's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she got lost in the parking lot



  748. unknown....? 3's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth r so yellow it makes macronie and cheese



  749. unknown....? 4's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she jumped off a building and thought superman will save her



  750. ammar's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat it toke 1 year do rool 1 step



  751. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping out of a basement window



  752. kat in the hat yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she could be the fourth jonas brother



  753. kat in the hat yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet



  754. kat in the hat joke's Momma Joke:

    U-G-L-Y u aint got no aliby u ugly a a u ugly M-O-M-M-O howd u get that way u momma a a u momma



  755. karry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat wen she passes by the tv u miss the whole episod of big brother arica



  756. who cares's Momma Joke:

    your mama is like a pool table she excepts eny types of balls



  757. who cares's