1812 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses - Special Edition”
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Diss on yo momma like I did the other night… she likes it! Who has the best? I am writing a book of the best so lets have yours!
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Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma
Yo mom is so slimy, she leaxes a trail like a slug
TweetYo momma is so hairy she gets mistaken for an Amish man
Tweetyour momma so fat she doesnt need internet, shes already world wide
Tweetyour momma so ugly, she looked out of her window and got arrested for mooning
TweetYo mamma’s so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds!!!
Yo mamma’s so dumb, she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself!!!
Yo mamma’s so dumb, when she got locked in the kitchen she died…. OF STARVATION!!!!
yo mammas so dumb when she saw a sign that said, “wet floor” she did
yo mammas so old, she still owes jesus a dollar
yo mammas so fat when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas
yo mammas so fat people run around her for exercise
yo mammas so fat when she’s around the house, she AROUND the house!
yo mammas so fat when she saw a bus full of white people go by, she yelled, “stop that twinkie!!!”
yo mammas so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt\
yo mammas so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, she came out with a job application
yo mammas so fat, she had to get baptized in sea world
yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she weighed herself
yo mammas so ugly, she could make a blind kid cry
yo mammas so poor, when i walked through the front door, i walked out the back
yo mammas so poor when i sat on your bike she yelled, “get off our family vehicle
yo mammas so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street i said, “what r u doin” and she replied, “movin”
yo mammas so poor when i was at your house and asked where the bathroom was she said, “pick a corner”
yo mammas so poor when i stepped on a cigarette, she yelled, “who turned off the heat”
yo mammas so fat, when she was giving birth the doctor had to call up the guy from national treasure to come and get her baby out
yo mammas so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she needs to give them directions
Tweetyo moma so old she was in the great london fire
TweetYo mommas so dumb and old see called the fire men to put out the very first fire
Tweetyo momma so ugly she lookes like rihannah after she got beaten up by chris brown
Tweetyo momma so fat i called her a pig and the pig complaned
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