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1812 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses - Special Edition”

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  1. freshbaby6's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she shoovved a battery up her ass and said i got the power



  3. lil wickd's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas hair so short she had to curl it with a grain of rise



  4. mist kid's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that when we played hide and seek i can stll c her behind mt. everest



  5. soccerpimp595's Momma Joke:

    i took a picture of her i mean



  6. soccerpimp595's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a picture of last christmas and its still printing



  7. chris layton's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!!!!



  8. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so hairy, you were born with rug burn.
    Your mom is so ugly, she would make a train jump off the tracks.
    Your mom is so ugly she needs to sneak up on a glass of water.
    Your mom has had more rappers in her than an iPod.
    Your mom is so fat she bleeds grease.
    Your mom burns more rubbers than a NASCAR.
    Your mom is so fat, when your dad climbed ontop of her, his ears popped.



  9. sir.vicc's Momma Joke:

    or seconds

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