1812 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Disses - Special Edition”
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Diss on yo momma like I did the other night… she likes it! Who has the best? I am writing a book of the best so lets have yours!
Yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she shoovved a battery up her ass and said i got the power
Tweetyo mommas hair so short she had to curl it with a grain of rise
Tweetur mommas so fat that when we played hide and seek i can stll c her behind mt. everest
Tweeti took a picture of her i mean
Tweetyo mama so fat i took a picture of last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!!!!
TweetYour mom is so hairy, you were born with rug burn.
TweetYour mom is so ugly, she would make a train jump off the tracks.
Your mom is so ugly she needs to sneak up on a glass of water.
Your mom has had more rappers in her than an iPod.
Your mom is so fat she bleeds grease.
Your mom burns more rubbers than a NASCAR.
Your mom is so fat, when your dad climbed ontop of her, his ears popped.
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