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141 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Dumb Jokes - 1”

  1. 1
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so dumb, she called herself dumb!

  2. 2
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      yo mama is so dumb she treid to drown a fish

  3. 3
    Bianca said:

      yo momma is so ugly when someone looks at her they turn to stone

  4. 4
    Horus said:

      Yo momma it`s so dumb that everybody know that she`s yo momma

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    Julian Sanchez said:

      Yo momma so dumb she picked her nose, put it on the wall and thought it was art.

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    Julian Sanchez said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and get stuck.

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    °§H@DI3° said:

      Yo momma so ugly when all the little kids look at her all they see is the monster under bed.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so Fat She Sunk the titanic

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    Ben said:

      yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died

  10. 10
    Ben Jackson said:

      yo mommas so ugly she to a ugly contest they turned her down they said no pros

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is such a slut she went on maury to find out who your father was and it was everybody !

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is nso stupid she called the operator and asked her how far it was from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said one minute yo momma said thank you and hung up the phone.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she was going to disney world she saw the sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home.

  14. 14
    Yo Momma said:

      Yo momma is here, so you betta cut of those yo momma jokes!

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    JESSE DUNN said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE WENT IN TE PACIFIC OCEAN AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE SHALLOW END

  16. 16
    JESSE DUNN said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE

      WENT IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN

      AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE

      SHALLOW END

  17. 17
    JESSE DUNN said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,

      SHE THREW THE DOG

      AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO ANN FETCH

  18. 18
    JESSE DUNN said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,

      SHE THREW THE DOG

      AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO AND FETCH

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    ben wade said:

      your momma is so fat then wen she volunteers at the zoo people say look at that hippopotomus. i love garcey!

  20. 20
    ben wade said:

      i hate u all

  21. 21
    Jack said:

      Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

  22. 22
    Jack said:

      Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

  23. 23
    None said:

      yo mama so dum she brought a spoon to the superbowl

  24. 24
    darned said:

      yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout

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    El- guy-o said:

      These jokes are so corny, i wouldn’t be surprised if u posted the ” Yo momma so fat when she stepped on scale it said To be continued’” one!

      Yo momma so ugly, the police arrests her if she DOESN’T have tinted windows in her car!

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    Yo Momma's Daddy said:

      Yo momma so fat you can find spare change in her folds

  27. 27
    wilddawg#30 said:

      yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

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    wilddawg#30 said:

      yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean people thought it was a tsunami

  29. 29
    ado said:

      yo mama so stuped she tride to drown a fish

  30. 30
    yyo momma said:

      ya’ll suck monkey testicles

  31. 31
    Dj sizzle said:

      Yo momma so stupid she cant open any door but the door she can only open
      is the one between her legs

  32. 32
    Dj sizzle said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she prank called the Swat

  33. 33
    Dj sizzle said:

      Yo momma so stupid she took a toy gun into a police office

  34. 34
    Dj sizzle said:

      Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual

  35. 35
    Dj sizzle said:

      Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual

  36. 36
    ME said:

      yo mama so fat when you asked her to name the abcs she started giving you names of soup

  37. 37
    some_1 said:

      yo momma so poor robbers broke into her house and left money

  38. 38
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mum so dumb, she tried to suck Mark Mesnards left testicle, even though he ain’t got one

  39. 39
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE SHE GOT HORNEY ON RHINO!!

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    alex said:

      leave mark alone!!!!!!!!!

  41. 41
    alex said:

      its not about his momma is all bout his sexy dad

  42. 42
    Mr.Combing said:

      YO MOMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN WALMART SHE STARVED TO DEAF

  43. 43
    Anonymous said:

      your momma so stupid she yelled in an envolope because she thought she could send voice mail!!!!!

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    data tellem said:

      yo momma is so dumb, when you asked where we’re going for vaction she opened her legs and said bush garden

  45. 45
    Joe Momma said:

      Yo momma so dumb she came up with this joke.

  46. 46
    halo7172 said:

      yo momma so fat she went to tokoyo and everbody yelld “O GODIZALLA”

  47. 47
    anonymous said:

      your moms so fat that when she farted Al Gore accused her of global warming

  48. 48
    D Dog said:

      yo momma so fat she went 2 the store and they said put on some bottoms

  49. 49
    kelli said:

      you momma so stupid, i was drowning in a pool and called for a lifesavor, she asked cherry,grape,or lime?

  50. 50
    YO MOMMA said:

      YO MOMMA SO TALL SHE TRiPS OVeR A ROCK AND HiTS HeR HEaD ON THE MOON

  51. 51
    naruto said:

      yo momma is so fat, when she died she fell to hell because god couldn’t lift her spirit.

  52. 52
    naruto said:

      yo momma so fat when i told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon

  53. 53
    naruto said:

      yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry

      yo momma is so fat that her stretch smarks spell out her name ”BIG BITCH”

  54. 54
    ATX Alex said:

      yo moms so stupid she robbed a bank and hid in a police car!

  55. 55
    anonymous said:

      yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pictures

  56. 56
    anonymous said:

      your momma so fat when she sat on sants’s lap he said hohoho…ly crap your fat!

  57. 57
    lance said:

      yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks

  58. 58
    lance said:

      a couple of the yo momma jokes (includeing big foot sants and some other1s)where from me i just put some1 elses name

  59. 59
    lance said:

      your mommas so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money

  60. 60
    lance said:

      your momma so stupid she burned down the house makeing cool-aid

  61. 61
    lance said:

      your momma so stupid she sits on her tv and watchers her couch

  62. 62
    lance said:

      yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

  63. 63
    lance said:

      yo momma so fat when she stepped on a skittles,rainbows came out

  64. 64
    lance said:

      yo momma so fat she farted and thats how all the hurricanes happen

  65. 65
    lance said:

      yo momma so fat she saw a school bus with white ppl in it and she said stop the twinkys!

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    lance said:

      yo mommas so old when she went to school there wasn’t a history class

  67. 67
    lance said:

      yo momma so old Jesus was in her yearbook

  68. 68
    lance said:

      wow a whole page of yo momma jokes all from me

  69. 69
    Jack Meoff said:

      yo momma is so stupid that she failed a blood test.

      yo momma is sooooo stupid she asked you the number for 911!

  70. 70
    lance said:

      yo momma so dumb she called the operator to see how far it was from ohio to calafornia the operator said 1minute she said thank you and hung up

  71. 71
    lance said:

      yo momma so fat she was swimmingin the ocean and she farted and thats how all the huricanes happend

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    Kitty-Kat said:

      yo momma is so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes.

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    Macker-baby!!! said:

      your mother is so damn strong she chuged peanut butter!!!

  74. 74
    Billy The Kid! said:

      yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

  75. 75
    papa twinkie said:

      yo momma iz so stupid she bot a turkey tv dinna to watch da thanksgiving day parade!!!!!!!

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    jj my bff my-my yes it is bye said:

      your momma so ugly when her mother saw her she said there a b**** in the house.

  77. 77
    papa twinkie said:

      yo momma iz so poor i went over her house and opened da door and fell out da windo

  78. 78
    Anonynous said:

      Your moma is so dumb she triped over a wireless phone cord

  79. 79
    Big moma said:

      Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Targets, fell on K-Mart, and landed on Wal-Mart.

  80. 80
    Sam said:

      Yo Momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car

  81. 81
    Jordan said:

      Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

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    Kodi said:

      Yo momma so dumb i told her to walk it out and she left

  83. 83
    kevin said:

      yo momma so dumb, she took the dounut back to the store because it had a hole in it.

  84. 84
    kevin said:

      yo momma so fat, she gotta put a sock on each toe

  85. 85
    Gamer said:

      yo momma so dumb she tripped over a wireless proneline

  86. 86
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so dumb when she saw a wet floor sign that’s what she did!

  87. 87
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so dumb when she drove by the YMCA she thought they spelled MACY’S wrong

  88. 88
    shawn kopper said:

      your momma is so fat when god said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass…..

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    Im too good said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she thought she made lemonade when she pissed

  90. 90
    matt said:

      yo momma so dumb she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death

  91. 91
    matt said:

      yo momma so ugly she put on a red dress and people thought she was the kool-aid man

  92. 92
    matt said:

      yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch

  93. 93
    matt said:

      yo momma so dumb she put a quater in a parking meter and thought she would get a gumball

  94. 94
    matt said:

      yo momma so ugly she made hitler cry

  95. 95
    matt said:

      yo momma so scary before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for yo momma

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    matt said:

      yo momma so dumb a drug dealer asked her if she wanted some white stuff and said 100$ for sugar

  97. 97
    matt said:

      yo momma so hairy she has cornrows on her armpits

  98. 98
    kehe said:

      so mums do dumb that when she looked up u tube she thought it was a tooth paste shop

  99. 99
    Evaaan said:

      Your Mamma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  100. 100
    Chris said:

      Your momma is so dumb,that when the doorbell rang she went to the microwave!!

  101. 101
    ryan sheckler lover said:

      ur mumas so dumb that she asked whats the number for 911

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    Anonymous said:

      your mama’s so dumb she starved in a grociery store!

  103. 103
    natalie said:

      you mama’s so fat she triped over wallmart and fell on target!!!

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    natalie said said:

      your mama is so ugly I heard your dad met her at a dog show!!!

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    47fhsg said:

      your mama is so stupid she put lipstike on her head just to make up her mind!!!

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    47fhsg said:

      your mamas so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arested 4 mooning!!!

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    yo momma so fat said:

      Yo momma is so fat that when she puts a yellow jacket on people run after her and shout taxi

  108. 108
    G-Man said:

      Your mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it

  109. 109
    sam n hannah said:

      your mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

  110. 110
    sam n hannah said:

      your mums so skinny she eat a meatball and thought she was pregnant

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    sam n hannah said:

      your mums so fat she sees a school bus full of kids and said stop that twinkie!!!!

  112. 112
    Hannah said:

      Yer Ma’s Soo Stupid, She Jumped Off The Kirb With A Parachute!

  113. 113
    Marci H said:

      your mamma’s so fat that whe she sat at the window she got fined for mooning

  114. 114
    Marci H said:

      Your mamma’s so stupid, she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 twice

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    Marci H said:

      Your mamma’s so stupid, i said drinks were on the house so she got a ladder

  116. 116
    Marci H said:

      Your mamma’s so stupid, when you were born she said, “Wow it comes with cable too”.

  117. 117
    Marci H said:

      Your mamma’s so stupid, she asked for a rufund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

  118. 118
    Marci H said:

      Your mamma’s so stupid, she out your puppy in the mocrowave to make a hot dog

  119. 119
    Dominick said:

      yo momma is so stupid when I told here to write an essay she started hupping a mexican. ESSAY ESSAY ESSAY

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    Anonymous said:

      Your mama is so stupid when she threw a rock she missed

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    Anonymous said:

      your mama is so fat when she wear a yellow coat people say TAXI!!!!!

  122. 122
    cta101 said:

      yo momma so tall she had to skydive from pluto.

  123. 123
    cta101 said:

      yo momma so ugly that when she was walking down the street she got a ticket for disturbing the peace.

      yo momma so fat she got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet.

  124. 124
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo momma’s so stupid she called me to get my phone number!

  125. 125
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo momma’s so stupid when i told her i was having a baby shower she brought shampoo and a towel

  126. 126
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo momma’s so stupid she tripped over a coredless phone!

  127. 127
    dont worry yourself said:

      these are the the most shity jokes iv ever read

  128. 128
    dont worry yourself said:

      you people have stupid jokes

  129. 129
    dont worry yourself said:

      you people have big time mental issues

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    ~ * ~ D a N i E l L e ~ * ~ said:

      –Yo Momma– So Ugly– She Ugly– !!! –

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    max said:

      yo mama’s so fat dora could explora

  132. 132
    SHOLON said:

      ONLY SHITTY AND MENTAL JOKES R UR MOMS

  133. 133
    jon shmitt said:

      you momma so black when she stepped out the car, the oil light turned on!

  134. 134
    dave johnson said:

      yo momma so fat, that when she sat on wal-mart they lowered, the prices

  135. 135
    McLovin said:

      yo momma so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, cool-aid comes out!

  136. 136
    69nik69 said:

      yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a motor bike

  137. 137
    MaC! said:

      yo mamma is so fat her blood type is ragu (spagettii sauce)

  138. 138
    cum on yo momma said:

      skeet skeet skeet

  139. 139
    justin said:

      yo momma is so fat her pants size it bitch lose some whight

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    I dont have a mom but 2 dads said:

      yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car. LOL OLOLOLOL

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    Anonymous said:

      ur mammas so dumb she got run over by a parked car

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