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  1. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb, she called herself dumb!



  2. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she treid to drown a fish



  3. Bianca's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when someone looks at her they turn to stone



  4. Horus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma it`s so dumb that everybody know that she`s yo momma



  5. Julian Sanchez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she picked her nose, put it on the wall and thought it was art.



  6. Julian Sanchez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and get stuck.



  7. °§H@DI3°'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when all the little kids look at her all they see is the monster under bed.



  8. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so Fat She Sunk the titanic



  9. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died



  10. Ben Jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she to a ugly contest they turned her down they said no pros



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a slut she went on maury to find out who your father was and it was everybody !



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is nso stupid she called the operator and asked her how far it was from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said one minute yo momma said thank you and hung up the phone.



  13. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she was going to disney world she saw the sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home.



  14. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is here, so you betta cut of those yo momma jokes!



  15. JESSE DUNN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE WENT IN TE PACIFIC OCEAN AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE SHALLOW END



  16. JESSE DUNN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE

    WENT IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN

    AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE

    SHALLOW END



  17. JESSE DUNN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,

    SHE THREW THE DOG

    AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO ANN FETCH



  18. JESSE DUNN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,

    SHE THREW THE DOG

    AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO AND FETCH



  19. ben wade's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat then wen she volunteers at the zoo people say look at that hippopotomus. i love garcey!



  20. ben wade's Momma Joke:

    i hate u all



  21. Jack's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!



  22. Jack's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!



  23. None's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she brought a spoon to the superbowl



  24. darned's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout



  25. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    These jokes are so corny, i wouldn’t be surprised if u posted the ” Yo momma so fat when she stepped on scale it said To be continued’” one!

    Yo momma so ugly, the police arrests her if she DOESN’T have tinted windows in her car!



  26. Yo Momma's Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat you can find spare change in her folds



  27. wilddawg#30's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  28. wilddawg#30's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean people thought it was a tsunami



  29. ado's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuped she tride to drown a fish



  30. yyo momma's Momma Joke:

    ya’ll suck monkey testicles



  31. Dj sizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she cant open any door but the door she can only open
    is the one between her legs



  32. Dj sizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she prank called the Swat



  33. Dj sizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she took a toy gun into a police office



  34. Dj sizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual



  35. Dj sizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual



  36. ME's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when you asked her to name the abcs she started giving you names of soup



  37. some_1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor robbers broke into her house and left money



  38. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mum so dumb, she tried to suck Mark Mesnards left testicle, even though he ain’t got one



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE SHE GOT HORNEY ON RHINO!!



  40. alex's Momma Joke:

    leave mark alone!!!!!!!!!



  41. alex's Momma Joke:

    its not about his momma is all bout his sexy dad



  42. Mr.Combing's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN WALMART SHE STARVED TO DEAF



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she yelled in an envolope because she thought she could send voice mail!!!!!



  44. data tellem's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb, when you asked where we’re going for vaction she opened her legs and said bush garden



  45. Joe Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she came up with this joke.



  46. halo7172's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to tokoyo and everbody yelld “O GODIZALLA”



  47. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat that when she farted Al Gore accused her of global warming



  48. D Dog's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went 2 the store and they said put on some bottoms



  49. kelli's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stupid, i was drowning in a pool and called for a lifesavor, she asked cherry,grape,or lime?



  50. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO TALL SHE TRiPS OVeR A ROCK AND HiTS HeR HEaD ON THE MOON



  51. naruto's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she died she fell to hell because god couldn’t lift her spirit.



  52. naruto's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when i told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon



  53. naruto's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry

    yo momma is so fat that her stretch smarks spell out her name ”BIG BITCH”



  54. ATX Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so stupid she robbed a bank and hid in a police car!



  55. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pictures



  56. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she sat on sants’s lap he said hohoho…ly crap your fat!



  57. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks



  58. lance's Momma Joke:

    a couple of the yo momma jokes (includeing big foot sants and some other1s)where from me i just put some1 elses name



  59. lance's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money



  60. lance's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she burned down the house makeing cool-aid



  61. lance's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she sits on her tv and watchers her couch



  62. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund



  63. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on a skittles,rainbows came out



  64. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she farted and thats how all the hurricanes happen



  65. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a school bus with white ppl in it and she said stop the twinkys!



  66. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old when she went to school there wasn’t a history class



  67. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old Jesus was in her yearbook



  68. lance's Momma Joke:

    wow a whole page of yo momma jokes all from me



  69. Jack Meoff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she failed a blood test.

    yo momma is sooooo stupid she asked you the number for 911!



  70. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she called the operator to see how far it was from ohio to calafornia the operator said 1minute she said thank you and hung up



  71. lance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was swimmingin the ocean and she farted and thats how all the huricanes happend



  72. Kitty-Kat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes.



  73. Macker-baby!!!'s Momma Joke:

    your mother is so damn strong she chuged peanut butter!!!



  74. Billy The Kid!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  75. papa twinkie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so stupid she bot a turkey tv dinna to watch da thanksgiving day parade!!!!!!!



  76. jj my bff my-my yes it is bye's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly when her mother saw her she said there a b**** in the house.



  77. papa twinkie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so poor i went over her house and opened da door and fell out da windo



  78. Anonynous's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so dumb she triped over a wireless phone cord



  79. Big moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Targets, fell on K-Mart, and landed on Wal-Mart.



  80. Sam's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  81. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”



  82. Kodi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb i told her to walk it out and she left



  83. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she took the dounut back to the store because it had a hole in it.



  84. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she gotta put a sock on each toe



  85. Gamer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tripped over a wireless proneline



  86. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when she saw a wet floor sign that’s what she did!



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when she drove by the YMCA she thought they spelled MACY’S wrong



  88. shawn kopper's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when god said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass…..



  89. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she thought she made lemonade when she pissed



  90. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death



  91. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she put on a red dress and people thought she was the kool-aid man



  92. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch



  93. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she put a quater in a parking meter and thought she would get a gumball



  94. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made hitler cry



  95. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so scary before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for yo momma



  96. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb a drug dealer asked her if she wanted some white stuff and said 100$ for sugar



  97. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she has cornrows on her armpits



  98. kehe's Momma Joke:

    so mums do dumb that when she looked up u tube she thought it was a tooth paste shop



  99. Evaaan's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  100. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so dumb,that when the doorbell rang she went to the microwave!!



  101. ryan sheckler lover's Momma Joke:

    ur mumas so dumb that she asked whats the number for 911



  102. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so dumb she starved in a grociery store!



  103. natalie's Momma Joke:

    you mama’s so fat she triped over wallmart and fell on target!!!



  104. natalie said's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly I heard your dad met her at a dog show!!!



  105. 47fhsg's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she put lipstike on her head just to make up her mind!!!



  106. 47fhsg's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arested 4 mooning!!!



  107. yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she puts a yellow jacket on people run after her and shout taxi



  108. G-Man's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it



  109. sam n hannah's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon



  110. sam n hannah's Momma Joke:

    your mums so skinny she eat a meatball and thought she was pregnant



  111. sam n hannah's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she sees a school bus full of kids and said stop that twinkie!!!!



  112. Hannah's Momma Joke:

    Yer Ma’s Soo Stupid, She Jumped Off The Kirb With A Parachute!



  113. Marci H's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat that whe she sat at the window she got fined for mooning



  114. Marci H's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so stupid, she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 twice



  115. Marci H's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so stupid, i said drinks were on the house so she got a ladder



  116. Marci H's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so stupid, when you were born she said, “Wow it comes with cable too”.



  117. Marci H's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so stupid, she asked for a rufund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken



  118. Marci H's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so stupid, she out your puppy in the mocrowave to make a hot dog



  119. Dominick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when I told here to write an essay she started hupping a mexican. ESSAY ESSAY ESSAY



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so stupid when she threw a rock she missed



  121. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she wear a yellow coat people say TAXI!!!!!



  122. cta101's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she had to skydive from pluto.



  123. cta101's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she was walking down the street she got a ticket for disturbing the peace.

    yo momma so fat she got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet.



  124. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she called me to get my phone number!



  125. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid when i told her i was having a baby shower she brought shampoo and a towel



  126. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tripped over a coredless phone!



  127. dont worry yourself's Momma Joke:

    these are the the most shity jokes iv ever read



  128. dont worry yourself's Momma Joke:

    you people have stupid jokes



  129. dont worry yourself's Momma Joke:

    you people have big time mental issues



  130. ~ * ~ D a N i E l L e ~ * ~'s Momma Joke:

    –Yo Momma– So Ugly– She Ugly– !!! –



  131. max's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat dora could explora



  132. SHOLON's Momma Joke:

    ONLY SHITTY AND MENTAL JOKES R UR MOMS



  133. jon shmitt's Momma Joke:

    you momma so black when she stepped out the car, the oil light turned on!



  134. dave johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, that when she sat on wal-mart they lowered, the prices



  135. McLovin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, cool-aid comes out!



  136. 69nik69's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a motor bike



  137. MaC!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat her blood type is ragu (spagettii sauce)



  138. cum on yo momma's Momma Joke:

    skeet skeet skeet



  139. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her pants size it bitch lose some whight



  140. I dont have a mom but 2 dads's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car. LOL OLOLOLOL



  141. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so dumb she got run over by a parked car



  142. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat, when she went to the beach all the whales say “We Are Family”



  143. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.



  144. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas such a slut, she burns more rubber than a NASCAR driver.



  145. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat, when she worked in the bakery, when people came in and asked for rolls she lifted up her shirt.



  146. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when people asked for buns she bent over and said “take your pick”



  147. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas such a slut, when people came in and asked for Bavarian Cream she spread her legs and said “theres plenty to go around”



  148. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she used KY as Salad Dressing.



  149. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    To daddy is so fat he used a trash bag as a condom



  150. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she took a dump, looked in the toilet and said “ooh tootsie rolls”



  151. ~Arya and Amber~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo daddys so fat, they had to use search and rescue to find his dick



  152. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she put on a red coat and everybody said kool- laid



  153. credit unions with the best savings accounts's Momma Joke:

    Amazine site
    Thanks, webmaster.



  154. blacky's Momma Joke:

    you momma so dumb she bought a tampon and thought it was an hair curlyer



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat they held the olimpic marithon arround her and no one made it cause it was to long



  156. Ashlyn Tina's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that they held the olmpic marithon arround it or her no one cuold figure out what it was



  157. Herbet's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s soo ugly she made out with a dog coz no1 else liked her



  158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moms soo sexy i sucked her fanny



  159. Minge Muncher's Momma Joke:

    SUCK MINGE!!!



  160. Peanut Butter Jelly's Momma Joke:

    Please can someone give me a blow job and finger my mum! i just had great sex



  161. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    omg some1 lend me a condom before i finger my self!!

    Please can some1 touch me up and suck me all the time i have melted chocolate!! oooh i just started touching myself ooooooh it feels good omg on no a pen just got stuck up my minge oooooooooooohhhhh yeeeaahhhh thats more like it my boyfriends are all pimping me!!



  162. sexy bum's Momma Joke:

    suck my balls OO
    ll
    please



  163. jaz c's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she dont no im doin this!1



  164. Shannon K's Momma Joke:

    I’m not a snob! I’m just better than you are! suck my minge!!



  165. Shannon Knock's Momma Joke:

    really i am a snob!



  166. Shannon Knock's Momma Joke:

    i really am a snob!!



  167. shannon kime's Momma Joke:

    i think im soooooooooooooo much better than anyon else.. my spots show up reeeeeeeeeeeally badly lol no one likes me… im a stuck up snob ;)



  168. Sydney Hunter's Momma Joke:

    Let me suck you cox george knock



  169. Ginger's Momma Joke:

    PUBES!!!



  170. Syd H's Momma Joke:

    Don’t tell my mummy but I think i’m gay..



  171. laurie hunter's Momma Joke:

    i shave my pubes then i eat it then i shave my cat then i throw it at people.. they bite my anus…. anus is not a very nice word!



  172. Laurie Hunter's Momma Joke:

    Yeah Syd, that’s not funny in the slightest.



  173. Laurie Hunter's Momma Joke:

    who’s syd eh!



  174. Jasmine Chapman's Momma Joke:

    ignore comment 170 it is a total lie a sick person wrote that about my spot free friend shannon if you believe it you will die tonight



  175. Hedingham on Cheese's Momma Joke:

    What’s your faviroute type of cheese?

    Knob Cheese!!!



  176. !'s Momma Joke:



  177. cardel's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy..the only language she speaks is WOOKIE



  178. cardel's Momma Joke:

    o i didnt realise no ones saying jokes anymore lol.
    by the way

    THE CAKE IS A LIE



  179. sydney hunter's Momma Joke:

    im such a slut..i want to suck anyone off..mainly horses but boys will do..yum yum cum cum



  180. k-dizzle's Momma Joke:

    Add on to my story

    Once upon a time there was a horny girl fingering herself…she wish she had a big fat juicy…………



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    man to finger his ear ang give him a blowjob or even have bum sex with her granddad would do……………



  182. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  183. ram page's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black at knight it made everybody els look like they can glow in the dark



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  185. Michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got baptist at Sea World



  186. Michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone



  187. Michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when I looked at her I died



  188. bryan agoco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when peaple say to call the 911 she says “whats the number?



  189. Shannon Kime's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is just like me x



  190. Chloe+Jasmine's Momma Joke:

    Don’t mess with us or you be hit by a bus (or a bike!)



  191. Chapman&Debenham's Momma Joke:

    OMG! this site is LAME!!!!



  192. TAYLOR XX's Momma Joke:

    heyy callin all you lezbians on this site i heart you all, i am a total bitch and i can admit it i am also a slut and a hore and wouuld love to hjave a horny relasion ship with someone named tamikka lol



  193. Tamikka xx's Momma Joke:

    well sister it’s your lucky day coz you can watch me have athree some and i will show you how pornstars feel x



  194. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark she has to were white gloves when she eats tootse roles
    to keep from eating her fingers



  195. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she whent to a hot dog stand and said can i have a

    burger



  196. louise's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so dumb she got locked in asda and starved



  197. Understudy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly the goverment officially made halloween her birthday



  198. my bad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she playes hop scotch she went New York, Chicago, LA.

    LOL

    This is funny

    Call me
    ! !
    u



  199. boob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a ho coz twenty bilion cojillion sisillion babillion cajillion fufillion people rt ya dad



  200. _* Jodie *_'s Momma Joke:

    YA’LL MOMMA SO SMALL SHE PUT A TAMPON IN AND TRIPPED OVER THE STRING LOL



  201. yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried to iron th driveway



  202. andrew gee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she tryed to iron the drive way



  203. andrew gee's Momma Joke:

    yomma is so ugly that when she looks out of the window she gets aressted for criminal damage



  204. bryan agoco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she got on a monster truck it turned into a lowrider.



  205. Dereal's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she’ll sleep



  206. shuhan's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas teeth so damn big the dentist put fences on her teeth so it could look like braces

    yo momma so fat she went 2 a clippers game 2 get a haircut



  207. shuhan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so bold she tried 2 get cornrows and it turned out 2 look like stitches were on her



  208. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  209. kevin's Momma Joke:

    There’s only 2 ulgy people in the world and your mama both of em



  210. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so old I told her to act her age and she died



  211. Goku's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stanky she made your right guard go left



  212. Goku's Momma Joke:

    She so stinky she used Secret and it told



  213. Goku's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when God said let their be light she had to move



  214. rob's Momma Joke:

    gjnfhcugfvgsgjkggnkdgnhngvbNBvgLjjnjjgjbjlansg



  215. mama master 123's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to dround a fish in the water



  216. mama master 123's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she tryed to dround a fish in water.



  217. jean michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gassy that when she farted she made global warming



  218. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so FAT she landed in iraq and won the war



  219. sam the same guy who made up the iraq jok's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she landed in china she was promoted queen of sumo wrestlers



  220. gennie gurl's Momma Joke:

    ur mama soooooooo stupidd sshe took balls as a hot dog and bottom as a bun



  221. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she a contest with the michellin guy



  222. Paige's Momma Joke:

    Your Mums so dumb that she got locked into a toilet and pissed her self



  223. Paige's Momma Joke:

    hahah your all gay



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept



  225. Yo mama so fat.'s Momma Joke:

    She seen a yellow bus go by with white people in it and then she ran out side and said stop that twiky.



  226. Jade Forrester wahayyy!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mummas so white,
    she could make toothpaste look black =)



  227. Jade Forrester wahayyy!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so fat,
    kids think shes a bouncy castle and jumo on her



  228. Jade Forrester wahayyy!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so gullable
    some one told her if you eat your arms then you will become bueatiful.
    :L



  229. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch!



  230. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she can fart classic rock



  231. Noa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she asked the doctor “can i have a new butt my old 1 has a crack in it



  232. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor when u walked in her box and stepped on a ciggerate she said who turned off the heat



  233. billy joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she mistakin your face for you



  234. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went through a rainbow and said HEY WHERE ARE THE SKITTLES!!!!!!!



  235. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she stuck 2 double AA batteries up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  236. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN YOUR DAD SAID IT WAS CHILLY
    OUTSIDE YO MOMMA RAN UOTSIDE WITH A SPOON!!!



  237. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO GREASY ARCO BUYS OIL FROM HER!!!



  238. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried 2 put m&ms in abc order!!!



  239. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when they accidentally locked her in a grocery store she starved 2 death the next day!!!



  240. Junior Ramirez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!



  241. Ugly's Momma Joke:

    Everyone suck my dick



  242. valeria's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went up to a black person and yelled out marshmellow!!!!!!!



  243. ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she went into a church they said let it shine, let it shine



  244. miss coco's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried 2 drown a fish



  245. miranda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is SO stupid she tlk to miranda wolfe



  246. miranda's Momma Joke:

    you so stupid VALERIA!!!! lol



  247. miranda's Momma Joke:

    dsl lol you dont kno wat that mean!! haha you will never kno!! haha



  248. miranda's Momma Joke:

    naw im juss playin



  249. yosonwassup's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slo she thougt mi dick was life savor

    p.s. it is though haha and dis joke is corney



  250. yosonwassup's Momma Joke:

    yo hoe no



  251. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas like a hardware store 25 cents a screw.



  252. Alan Du's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    Visit my website at http://www.alandu.tk

    Thanks!



  253. Hellboy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so horny when she counted her numbers,she went “1,2,3,4,5, SEX!”



  254. Hellboy's Momma Joke:

    I want to have SEX with all you women out there!



  255. Gabby's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl



  256. Corey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  257. Corey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn



  258. Corey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor



  259. the tyomama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she saw 9o21o was on the bathrome scale!



  260. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car



  261. william berridge's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so dumb she was the pilot in 9-11 oooooohhhhhhhhhh



  262. william berridge's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb that when she went to the sea world she said where are the lions



  263. yo mama so broke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so broke she couldnt pay attention



  264. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  265. nathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she walked into a bar and said oww



  266. wayde's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so skinny when she turned sideways evryone sed weres she gone.



  267. wayde's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb i sed hi she sed wot does that mean



  268. aaron's Momma Joke:

    your mums so sad she talks to her self



  269. wayde's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dum she lukd sad i sed wots wrong she sed im happy wist cryin



  270. aaron's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she turned round and sed wer am i..:P



  271. adam's Momma Joke:

    michael jaksons so dumb he finks his kidz are white(not momaz jwkz:P)



  272. adam,wayde&aaron's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she finks shes a catapilla



  273. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums armpits ae soo hairy its like she got bob arley in a head lock



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums armpits are soo hairy its like she got bob marley in a head lock



  275. paster's Momma Joke:

    your mums armpits are soo hairy its like she got bob marley in a head lock



  276. bballhoopz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on the rainbow and made skittles



  277. James's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so dumb she starved to death in the food store.



  278. James's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she got locked in the bed shop and slept on the floor!



  279. Bulldogz58's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she tried to put m & m’s in alphabetical order!



  280. Bulldogz58's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was running relays with the dinosuars!

    yo momma so dirty she gotta sneak up on bathwater! - Bulldogz58



  281. lame's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and dumb she got locked up in jail for stealing free food samples from the mall



  282. J4ck $k1nn£RR's Momma Joke:

    your mums so stupid that when she dropped you off at school she got a fine for litterin



  283. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass Door



  284. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly when she went to heaven Jesus Said sorry we dont fix mistakes



  285. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when she went to Extreme Makeover’s they said sorry we dont do Miracles



  286. Rob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor she chases the Garbage Truck with a shopping list



  287. $DEE$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb when i ask her to turn up the t.v. she got hard and touch her nipples to turn them…



  288. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she put a battery in her butt and said ” I go tthe Power”!



  289. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she jumped over a glass wall to see whats on the other side



  290. eatmuffinsbefresh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is…just yer mom.

    nuff said nikka!



  291. richie's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so dumb that she triped over the wire of wireless phone.



  292. nessa and lexyy's Momma Joke:

    yur momma is just dumg bahh haahahahahahah



  293. nessa and lexyy's Momma Joke:

    yur momma is just dumg bahh haahahahahahah yeah bryansz and kevin aree wired



  294. cool kid's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat when she put a yellow shirt on people said taxi taxi



  295. craig cervasio's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the second grade



  296. RevengerX's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO DUMB DAT SHE THINKS 2+2 EQUAL=22!!!



  297. lil jokerr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo dumb she studied for a drugg test!



  298. lil jokerr's Momma Joke:

    yoo momma is soo dwnn rite ugly wen she went to ugly moms most wanted they sed srry we dnt accept proffesionals



  299. PIMB's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE PUT MAKE UP ON HER HEAD TO MAKE-UP HER MIND!!!



  300. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  301. bubba11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop off. italokay esay thats funny



  302. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she threw away here guitar because it had a hole in it



  303. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb she got fired morm the M&M company because she kept on throwin away the W’s



  304. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so cheap instaed of a fire alarm she puts up a jiffy pop



  305. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo dog is so ugly… srry i dnt mean to bring your mom into this



  306. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the windo she got arrested for mooning!



  307. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she stepped on a scale and looked down and said ” i want my weight not my phone number”



  308. jounior's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she went to a resteraunt and looked at the menu an said “O.K”

    4 all o u who didnt get that it means that she took everything on th menu



  309. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat,when she got a yellow rain coat”everybody call for a taxi



  310. blake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she went on a city bus and the bus driver said 25 cents please and yo mama said thats more than i spent on my house



  311. blake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she got on the scale then she said is that my phone number or my weight



  312. blake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooooooooo fat she laid on the beach and she laid by EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  313. blake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama`s jokes are so gay im down here and i think joke #213 made sister lesbian



  314. BeernRailla's Momma Joke:

    amiable locality
    I give birth to an Iron Horse) This wish be my later dive to Sturgis, we determination be leaving on July 28th and staying utterly the 8th.



  315. Bobkillrob's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s so dumb she went to the North Pole and burned to death.



  316. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the biggest loser wouldnt except her by yo pimped out gram gram



  317. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was chasing me crossing the border she got STUCK



  318. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb a police just wanted to see her drivers licensce but she ran off and said try to catch riding dirty with her fake weed that came from the mental remidial happymeal store



  319. kitty litter's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid,that whe she told the story to her friends about getting pulled over in Beverly Hills she told her friends that she saw Beverly Hills Cop.



  320. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is A hobo



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hi



  322. kitty litter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy that when she went into the woods,hunters said they saw a sasquatch



  323. Lemon wuz here's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor, they put her face on food stamps!



  324. PUBLICLY_iNsAnE_NOOB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and screamed “i got the power!!!”



  325. tyrone's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum wen she wanted a bag she didnt hav no swagg



  326. taylor bockwitz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that i am a big fat homo and i like slimy wet dicks in my mouth and asshole and brush my teeth with cum and i also like getting raped by 50 guys at one time



  327. JV's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she went back to dunken donut for a refund becaus her donut had a hole in the middele!!now thats a dumb bitch!!



  328. gerii!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!



  329. eloy's Momma Joke:

    your mommas head is so small , she has to use a tea-bag for a pillow !!!!!!



  330. eloy's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dirty her blood type is mud !!!



  331. eloy's Momma Joke:

    your mom has feet on her chest and when i pushed her down the stairs, she ran!!!!



  332. vashaun's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb they said itwas chilly outside shewent to get a bowl



  333. grandaadda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought fire was cold



  334. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yp mamma so stupid, that a school bus went by and she said come back here with my twinkie



  335. angles 101's Momma Joke:

    yo MAMMA so dirty that when she talked to me dust flew out her mouth



  336. angles 101's Momma Joke:

    hello every body , listen to this there was a new song and it said “lol smiley face”and my mamma was singing it and she sayed ” look now i can text” lol haha



  337. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb the teletubies are smarter than her.



  338. FM's Momma Joke:

    i rock



  339. FM's Momma Joke:

    i rock pooooopp!!!!!!!!!!!!



  340. pifypeno's Momma Joke:

    TEHRAN, Iran – Iran said it successfully test-fired the longest-range missiles free Soma sildenafil citrate in its arsenal on Monday, weapons capable of carrying a warhead and wondrous Israel, U.S. military bases in the Midway East, and parts of Europe.



  341. werstare's Momma Joke:

    TEHRAN, Iran – Iran said it successfully test-fired the longest-range missiles buy Soma fast cheap pay in its arsenal on Monday, weapons masterly of carrying a warhead and stupendous Israel, U.S. military bases in the Mesial East, and parts of Europe.



  342. SUCCUTH's Momma Joke:

    TEHRAN, Iran – Iran said it successfully test-fired the longest-range missiles Soma discount retail in its arsenal on Monday, weapons skilful of carrying a warhead and striking Israel, U.S. military bases in the Medial East, and parts of Europe.



  343. A-ron's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and asked the cop “where is my gum-ball”



  344. PATRICK's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO SHORT SHE CAN DO BACKFLIPS UNDER THE BED. your mamma so short she had to use a ladder to pick up a dime



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket people said TAXI!



  346. patrick's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket people said TAXI!



  347. patrick's Momma Joke:

    copper catter! anonymous



  348. PATRICK's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMMA SO FAT SHE COULDENT FIT THROUGH THE WORLD



  349. PATRICK's Momma Joke:

    YO



  350. patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she thought a flash light was the suns brother



  351. J@c0b's Momma Joke:

    yo mamama is so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff



  352. $@m& FrEd's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she starved to death in a grocery store



  353. $@m& FrEd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went on the beach and a blue whale popped out and started singing”we are family even though your bigger than me



  354. my jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to the dentists asking for a blue tooth.



  355. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist and asked them can she buy a blue tooth



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she went to the red river to cash her check



  357. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she went to the library to look up how to tie her shoe



  358. pooohdah911's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she went to the library to look up how to tie her shoe



  359. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had to call 911 to come turn off her light



  360. poohdah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she called 911 to come make her some coolade



  361. malcolm osafo's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she on both sides of the family



  362. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and hairy that they shave her and try to pass it off as cotton



  363. Dubl P's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.



  364. Dubl P's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb, she asked me the number for 911.



  365. cameron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv to watch the couch



  366. Kaka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth are soo yellow that she turns water into lemonade



  367. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb that she named her house hairy butt and she named her kid crack…once she lot her kid and she called the police and said “I LOOKED ALL OVER THE HAIRY BUTT BUT I CAN’T FIND THE CRACK!!”



  368. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly that ghosts are scared of her!



  369. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb…

    she’s a few clowns short of a circus
    she’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal
    she’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic
    she’s a few beers short of a six-pack
    she’s a few peas short of a casserole
    she’s in experiment in artificial stupidity
    the wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead
    she doesn’t have all her dogs on a leash
    she’s a few Rice Krispies shy of a bowl
    her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
    she forgot to pay her brain bill, so it go turned off



  370. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she almost froze to death when she went to the drive-in movie to see “Closed For the Winter”.



  371. Jessica Dawn.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, that if some one were dying in wall mart she would run to the nearest isle and grab them some life savors. (:



  372. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked pole



  373. yp44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she took a asprin for her butt spasms



  374. slapalapa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb when she first heard of lil wayne. a few weeks later she saw him and said. ” i thought he was little. and when she heard of t- pain she thought he was a new tea flavor.



  375. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought hip hop was a new dance move



  376. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so uncordinated she tripped over a wireless controller



  377. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so uncordinated she tripped over air



  378. Izzy#1 Momma Joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor,when a man passed by he said what are you doing yo momma said i’am putting water in the trashcan to make a pool for my kids!



  379. Izzy#1 Momma Joke's's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid,she thought a onion was a baseball.



  380. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she tried to eat my Blackberry phone.



  381. Charlie Chaos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb, she enrolled in the military just to meet Soulja Boy!



  382. gET JIGGY WIT IT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO WEIGH
    HERSELF IT SHOWED YOUR PHONE NUMBER



  383. lOL SMILEY FACEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO BEAUTI FUL
    MATTHEW CAME 0OUYT



  384. SSSSSS's Momma Joke:

    hAE MARNINA



  385. vi;fudgv97's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she makes kindergarteners look like geeks



  386. latoya's Momma Joke:

    your momma so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway



  387. hiko's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat Stevie Wonder could see her clearly



  388. Tala's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat the only thing stopping her from jenny craigs was the door



  389. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it took her three hours to watch sixty minutes



  390. AUSTIN's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THE ONLY THING STOPPING HER FROM JENNY CRAIG WAS THE DOOR.



  391. KYLES's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMAS SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JUSUS IN THE 3 GRADE



  392. ayoooyerrrrrbwood's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried to put M-n-M’s in alphabetical order



  393. martinviera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she crashed into a parker car!!! -__- fail



  394. ddddddd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she beat up a coke machine cuz it wouldent take food stamps :-( SAD



  395. Danman's Momma Joke:

    yo mammaso stupid it tuke her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  396. Danman's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys dick is so small when he tried to put it in yo mamma she said is it in yet



  397. Stephanie;s Momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that yo dad took her to work with him so he wouldn’t have to give her a kiss good bye



  398. lil mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to wath 60 minute shows



  399. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the toilet!



  400. campbell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach a whale comes out of the water and sings we are family



  401. DAMIAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight



  402. cody's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she was told to do the robot and R2-D2 got AIDS.



  403. Zenawi's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so poor she works at McDonald’s Express.



  404. Zenawi's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so white I thought she live with the polar bears in the Arctic



  405. Taibou's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dum She put on Frankesteins head for Christmas



  406. mexico's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is so dumb she got locked in bed shed and slept on the floor



  407. earl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a carpenters dream she flat as a board and easy to nail.



  408. Ronald's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb took her an hour to make minute rice



  409. millie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry yo momma so dunb she studied for a drug test yo momma so ugly she trickortreats thru the phone!



  410. who???'s Momma Joke:

    yo yo yo!!! jesse sanchez is so dumb that he fell in love with isela pina!!!!
    eeeww shes fat…



  411. kieran mc ardle's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat shes got more ripples than a ripple bar



  412. bill lane's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so dumb she make these ppls jokes look smart



  413. dalton pflaumer's Momma Joke:

    your mom so dunb that she sold her car for gas money.



  414. dalton plaumer's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat she sat on a rianbow and pooped out skittles



  415. Regan's lady's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger flew out of George Washington’s nose.
    Yo momma’s so dumb she jumped out a window and went up.
    Yo momma’s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
    Yo momma’s so fat she went bungee jumping in New York and saw China within 30 seconds.



  416. mud mud's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she when she sined for a job applicationthe paper said pleas do write under this line and she wrote under the line ok



  417. redtube.com's Momma Joke:

    yo momma house so dirty she goota wipe her feet before she goes outside



  418. Tkaii's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so fat when she went to court the room was so noisy the judge shouted order, order! Then ur mmother said chicken and chips please.



  419. Tkaii's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat and dumb she had to go back to nursery, it was time to sing the alphabet.
    All the youth’s sang from a b c then ur mum sang kfc!



  420. YO MOMMAA!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please!



  421. Eddie Lownsbery's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stuoid she tried to drown a fish.



  422. Eddie Lownsbery's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.



  423. Jim's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she mistaked a life saver for a pretzel
    yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
    yo mama so fat she picked up the cat and said “i found some cotton candy”



  424. mook daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she drew an ”x” on a box,spinned dat bitch and said here go yo XBOX 360



  425. fkyuman's Momma Joke:

    I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
    And you et an account on Twitter?



  426. la guera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar ne made change



  427. la guera's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so poor when she saw somone ride a skateboard by the curbe she yelled “get off the family car”



  428. jonathon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she gave birth to shrek



  429. Dab best name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb i told her that robbin stores and killing is a good idea



  430. kmm's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly u have to tie a steak 2 her so the dog will play with her :)



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