yo mommas so dumb, she called herself dumb!
yo mama is so dumb she treid to drown a fish
yo momma is so ugly when someone looks at her they turn to stone
Yo momma it`s so dumb that everybody know that she`s yo momma
Yo momma so dumb she picked her nose, put it on the wall and thought it was art.
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and get stuck.
Yo momma so ugly when all the little kids look at her all they see is the monster under bed.
yo mommas so Fat She Sunk the titanic
yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo mommas so ugly she to a ugly contest they turned her down they said no pros
yo momma is such a slut she went on maury to find out who your father was and it was everybody !
yo momma is nso stupid she called the operator and asked her how far it was from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said one minute yo momma said thank you and hung up the phone.
yo momma so stupid she was going to disney world she saw the sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home.
Yo momma is here, so you betta cut of those yo momma jokes!
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE WENT IN TE PACIFIC OCEAN AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE SHALLOW END
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE
WENT IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN
AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE
SHALLOW END
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,
SHE THREW THE DOG
AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO ANN FETCH
AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO AND FETCH
your momma is so fat then wen she volunteers at the zoo people say look at that hippopotomus. i love garcey!
i hate u all
Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
yo mama so dum she brought a spoon to the superbowl
yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout
These jokes are so corny, i wouldn’t be surprised if u posted the ” Yo momma so fat when she stepped on scale it said To be continued’” one!
Yo momma so ugly, the police arrests her if she DOESN’T have tinted windows in her car!
Yo momma so fat you can find spare change in her folds
yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean people thought it was a tsunami
yo mama so stuped she tride to drown a fish
ya’ll suck monkey testicles
Yo momma so stupid she cant open any door but the door she can only open is the one between her legs
Yo momma is so stupid she prank called the Swat
Yo momma so stupid she took a toy gun into a police office
Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual
yo mama so fat when you asked her to name the abcs she started giving you names of soup
yo momma so poor robbers broke into her house and left money
Yo mum so dumb, she tried to suck Mark Mesnards left testicle, even though he ain’t got one
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE SHE GOT HORNEY ON RHINO!!
leave mark alone!!!!!!!!!
its not about his momma is all bout his sexy dad
YO MOMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN WALMART SHE STARVED TO DEAF
your momma so stupid she yelled in an envolope because she thought she could send voice mail!!!!!
yo momma is so dumb, when you asked where we’re going for vaction she opened her legs and said bush garden
Yo momma so dumb she came up with this joke.
yo momma so fat she went to tokoyo and everbody yelld “O GODIZALLA”
your moms so fat that when she farted Al Gore accused her of global warming
yo momma so fat she went 2 the store and they said put on some bottoms
you momma so stupid, i was drowning in a pool and called for a lifesavor, she asked cherry,grape,or lime?
YO MOMMA SO TALL SHE TRiPS OVeR A ROCK AND HiTS HeR HEaD ON THE MOON
yo momma is so fat, when she died she fell to hell because god couldn’t lift her spirit.
yo momma so fat when i told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon
yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry
yo momma is so fat that her stretch smarks spell out her name ”BIG BITCH”
yo moms so stupid she robbed a bank and hid in a police car!
yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pictures
your momma so fat when she sat on sants’s lap he said hohoho…ly crap your fat!
yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks
a couple of the yo momma jokes (includeing big foot sants and some other1s)where from me i just put some1 elses name
your mommas so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money
your momma so stupid she burned down the house makeing cool-aid
your momma so stupid she sits on her tv and watchers her couch
yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo momma so fat when she stepped on a skittles,rainbows came out
yo momma so fat she farted and thats how all the hurricanes happen
yo momma so fat she saw a school bus with white ppl in it and she said stop the twinkys!
yo mommas so old when she went to school there wasn’t a history class
yo momma so old Jesus was in her yearbook
wow a whole page of yo momma jokes all from me
yo momma is so stupid that she failed a blood test.
yo momma is sooooo stupid she asked you the number for 911!
yo momma so dumb she called the operator to see how far it was from ohio to calafornia the operator said 1minute she said thank you and hung up
yo momma so fat she was swimmingin the ocean and she farted and thats how all the huricanes happend
yo momma is so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes.
your mother is so damn strong she chuged peanut butter!!!
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma iz so stupid she bot a turkey tv dinna to watch da thanksgiving day parade!!!!!!!
your momma so ugly when her mother saw her she said there a b**** in the house.
yo momma iz so poor i went over her house and opened da door and fell out da windo
Your moma is so dumb she triped over a wireless phone cord
Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Targets, fell on K-Mart, and landed on Wal-Mart.
Yo Momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma so dumb i told her to walk it out and she left
yo momma so dumb, she took the dounut back to the store because it had a hole in it.
yo momma so fat, she gotta put a sock on each toe
yo momma so dumb she tripped over a wireless proneline
Yo momma so dumb when she saw a wet floor sign that’s what she did!
Yo momma so dumb when she drove by the YMCA she thought they spelled MACY’S wrong
your momma is so fat when god said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass…..
Yo momma is so stupid she thought she made lemonade when she pissed
yo momma so dumb she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death
yo momma so ugly she put on a red dress and people thought she was the kool-aid man
yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
yo momma so dumb she put a quater in a parking meter and thought she would get a gumball
yo momma so ugly she made hitler cry
yo momma so scary before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for yo momma
yo momma so dumb a drug dealer asked her if she wanted some white stuff and said 100$ for sugar
yo momma so hairy she has cornrows on her armpits
so mums do dumb that when she looked up u tube she thought it was a tooth paste shop
Your Mamma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your momma is so dumb,that when the doorbell rang she went to the microwave!!
ur mumas so dumb that she asked whats the number for 911
your mama’s so dumb she starved in a grociery store!
you mama’s so fat she triped over wallmart and fell on target!!!
your mama is so ugly I heard your dad met her at a dog show!!!
your mama is so stupid she put lipstike on her head just to make up her mind!!!
your mamas so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arested 4 mooning!!!
Yo momma is so fat that when she puts a yellow jacket on people run after her and shout taxi
Your mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it
your mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon
your mums so skinny she eat a meatball and thought she was pregnant
your mums so fat she sees a school bus full of kids and said stop that twinkie!!!!
Yer Ma’s Soo Stupid, She Jumped Off The Kirb With A Parachute!
your mamma’s so fat that whe she sat at the window she got fined for mooning
Your mamma’s so stupid, she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 twice
Your mamma’s so stupid, i said drinks were on the house so she got a ladder
Your mamma’s so stupid, when you were born she said, “Wow it comes with cable too”.
Your mamma’s so stupid, she asked for a rufund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
Your mamma’s so stupid, she out your puppy in the mocrowave to make a hot dog
yo momma is so stupid when I told here to write an essay she started hupping a mexican. ESSAY ESSAY ESSAY
Your mama is so stupid when she threw a rock she missed
your mama is so fat when she wear a yellow coat people say TAXI!!!!!
yo momma so tall she had to skydive from pluto.
yo momma so ugly that when she was walking down the street she got a ticket for disturbing the peace.
yo momma so fat she got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet.
yo momma’s so stupid she called me to get my phone number!
yo momma’s so stupid when i told her i was having a baby shower she brought shampoo and a towel
yo momma’s so stupid she tripped over a coredless phone!
these are the the most shity jokes iv ever read
you people have stupid jokes
you people have big time mental issues
–Yo Momma– So Ugly– She Ugly– !!! –
yo mama’s so fat dora could explora
ONLY SHITTY AND MENTAL JOKES R UR MOMS
you momma so black when she stepped out the car, the oil light turned on!
yo momma so fat, that when she sat on wal-mart they lowered, the prices
yo momma so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, cool-aid comes out!
yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a motor bike
yo mamma is so fat her blood type is ragu (spagettii sauce)
skeet skeet skeet
yo momma is so fat her pants size it bitch lose some whight
yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car. LOL OLOLOLOL
ur mammas so dumb she got run over by a parked car
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: September 17th, 2007
yo mommas so dumb, she called herself dumb!
Posted: October 4th, 2007
yo mama is so dumb she treid to drown a fish
Posted: October 4th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly when someone looks at her they turn to stone
Posted: October 6th, 2007
Yo momma it`s so dumb that everybody know that she`s yo momma
Posted: October 10th, 2007
Yo momma so dumb she picked her nose, put it on the wall and thought it was art.
Posted: October 10th, 2007
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and get stuck.
Posted: October 10th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly when all the little kids look at her all they see is the monster under bed.
Posted: October 18th, 2007
yo mommas so Fat She Sunk the titanic
Posted: October 18th, 2007
yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died
Posted: October 18th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly she to a ugly contest they turned her down they said no pros
Posted: October 25th, 2007
yo momma is such a slut she went on maury to find out who your father was and it was everybody !
Posted: October 25th, 2007
yo momma is nso stupid she called the operator and asked her how far it was from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said one minute yo momma said thank you and hung up the phone.
Posted: October 25th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she was going to disney world she saw the sign that said disney world left so she turned around and went home.
Posted: November 7th, 2007
Yo momma is here, so you betta cut of those yo momma jokes!
Posted: November 9th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE WENT IN TE PACIFIC OCEAN AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE SHALLOW END
Posted: November 9th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,SHE
WENT IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN
AND SAID HAII LOOK ITS THE
SHALLOW END
Posted: November 9th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,
SHE THREW THE DOG
AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO ANN FETCH
Posted: November 9th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB,
SHE THREW THE DOG
AND TOLD THE BALL TO GO AND FETCH
Posted: November 13th, 2007
your momma is so fat then wen she volunteers at the zoo people say look at that hippopotomus. i love garcey!
Posted: November 13th, 2007
i hate u all
Posted: November 16th, 2007
Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Posted: November 16th, 2007
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
Posted: November 18th, 2007
yo mama so dum she brought a spoon to the superbowl
Posted: November 28th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout
Posted: November 29th, 2007
These jokes are so corny, i wouldn’t be surprised if u posted the ” Yo momma so fat when she stepped on scale it said To be continued’” one!
Yo momma so ugly, the police arrests her if she DOESN’T have tinted windows in her car!
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so fat you can find spare change in her folds
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean people thought it was a tsunami
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo mama so stuped she tride to drown a fish
Posted: December 12th, 2007
ya’ll suck monkey testicles
Posted: December 27th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she cant open any door but the door she can only open
is the one between her legs
Posted: December 27th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid she prank called the Swat
Posted: December 27th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she took a toy gun into a police office
Posted: December 27th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual
Posted: December 27th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she went and took one lesbian into a shelter and came out with a trans-sexual
Posted: December 28th, 2007
yo mama so fat when you asked her to name the abcs she started giving you names of soup
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo momma so poor robbers broke into her house and left money
Posted: January 7th, 2008
Yo mum so dumb, she tried to suck Mark Mesnards left testicle, even though he ain’t got one
Posted: January 7th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE SHE GOT HORNEY ON RHINO!!
Posted: January 7th, 2008
leave mark alone!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 7th, 2008
its not about his momma is all bout his sexy dad
Posted: January 7th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN WALMART SHE STARVED TO DEAF
Posted: January 28th, 2008
your momma so stupid she yelled in an envolope because she thought she could send voice mail!!!!!
Posted: January 28th, 2008
yo momma is so dumb, when you asked where we’re going for vaction she opened her legs and said bush garden
Posted: January 28th, 2008
Yo momma so dumb she came up with this joke.
Posted: January 31st, 2008
yo momma so fat she went to tokoyo and everbody yelld “O GODIZALLA”
Posted: February 7th, 2008
your moms so fat that when she farted Al Gore accused her of global warming
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo momma so fat she went 2 the store and they said put on some bottoms
Posted: February 17th, 2008
you momma so stupid, i was drowning in a pool and called for a lifesavor, she asked cherry,grape,or lime?
Posted: February 20th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO TALL SHE TRiPS OVeR A ROCK AND HiTS HeR HEaD ON THE MOON
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo momma is so fat, when she died she fell to hell because god couldn’t lift her spirit.
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo momma so fat when i told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry
yo momma is so fat that her stretch smarks spell out her name ”BIG BITCH”
Posted: February 24th, 2008
yo moms so stupid she robbed a bank and hid in a police car!
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pictures
Posted: February 25th, 2008
your momma so fat when she sat on sants’s lap he said hohoho…ly crap your fat!
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks
Posted: February 25th, 2008
a couple of the yo momma jokes (includeing big foot sants and some other1s)where from me i just put some1 elses name
Posted: February 25th, 2008
your mommas so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money
Posted: February 25th, 2008
your momma so stupid she burned down the house makeing cool-aid
Posted: February 25th, 2008
your momma so stupid she sits on her tv and watchers her couch
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she stepped on a skittles,rainbows came out
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so fat she farted and thats how all the hurricanes happen
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so fat she saw a school bus with white ppl in it and she said stop the twinkys!
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo mommas so old when she went to school there wasn’t a history class
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so old Jesus was in her yearbook
Posted: February 25th, 2008
wow a whole page of yo momma jokes all from me
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid that she failed a blood test.
yo momma is sooooo stupid she asked you the number for 911!
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she called the operator to see how far it was from ohio to calafornia the operator said 1minute she said thank you and hung up
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma so fat she was swimmingin the ocean and she farted and thats how all the huricanes happend
Posted: March 1st, 2008
yo momma is so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes.
Posted: March 1st, 2008
your mother is so damn strong she chuged peanut butter!!!
Posted: March 1st, 2008
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Posted: March 11th, 2008
yo momma iz so stupid she bot a turkey tv dinna to watch da thanksgiving day parade!!!!!!!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
your momma so ugly when her mother saw her she said there a b**** in the house.
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo momma iz so poor i went over her house and opened da door and fell out da windo
Posted: March 21st, 2008
Your moma is so dumb she triped over a wireless phone cord
Posted: March 21st, 2008
Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Targets, fell on K-Mart, and landed on Wal-Mart.
Posted: March 28th, 2008
Yo Momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Posted: March 30th, 2008
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Posted: April 18th, 2008
Yo momma so dumb i told her to walk it out and she left
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo momma so dumb, she took the dounut back to the store because it had a hole in it.
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo momma so fat, she gotta put a sock on each toe
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo momma so dumb she tripped over a wireless proneline
Posted: April 29th, 2008
Yo momma so dumb when she saw a wet floor sign that’s what she did!
Posted: April 29th, 2008
Yo momma so dumb when she drove by the YMCA she thought they spelled MACY’S wrong
Posted: April 30th, 2008
your momma is so fat when god said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass…..
Posted: May 4th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she thought she made lemonade when she pissed
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she put on a red dress and people thought she was the kool-aid man
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she put a quater in a parking meter and thought she would get a gumball
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she made hitler cry
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so scary before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for yo momma
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so dumb a drug dealer asked her if she wanted some white stuff and said 100$ for sugar
Posted: May 14th, 2008
yo momma so hairy she has cornrows on her armpits
Posted: May 14th, 2008
so mums do dumb that when she looked up u tube she thought it was a tooth paste shop
Posted: May 27th, 2008
Your Mamma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 2nd, 2008
Your momma is so dumb,that when the doorbell rang she went to the microwave!!
Posted: June 3rd, 2008
ur mumas so dumb that she asked whats the number for 911
Posted: June 4th, 2008
your mama’s so dumb she starved in a grociery store!
Posted: June 4th, 2008
you mama’s so fat she triped over wallmart and fell on target!!!
Posted: June 4th, 2008
your mama is so ugly I heard your dad met her at a dog show!!!
Posted: June 4th, 2008
your mama is so stupid she put lipstike on her head just to make up her mind!!!
Posted: June 4th, 2008
your mamas so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arested 4 mooning!!!
Posted: June 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat that when she puts a yellow jacket on people run after her and shout taxi
Posted: June 10th, 2008
Your mama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it
Posted: June 10th, 2008
your mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon
Posted: June 10th, 2008
your mums so skinny she eat a meatball and thought she was pregnant
Posted: June 10th, 2008
your mums so fat she sees a school bus full of kids and said stop that twinkie!!!!
Posted: June 10th, 2008
Yer Ma’s Soo Stupid, She Jumped Off The Kirb With A Parachute!
Posted: June 18th, 2008
your mamma’s so fat that whe she sat at the window she got fined for mooning
Posted: June 18th, 2008
Your mamma’s so stupid, she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 twice
Posted: June 18th, 2008
Your mamma’s so stupid, i said drinks were on the house so she got a ladder
Posted: June 18th, 2008
Your mamma’s so stupid, when you were born she said, “Wow it comes with cable too”.
Posted: June 18th, 2008
Your mamma’s so stupid, she asked for a rufund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
Posted: June 18th, 2008
Your mamma’s so stupid, she out your puppy in the mocrowave to make a hot dog
Posted: June 18th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid when I told here to write an essay she started hupping a mexican. ESSAY ESSAY ESSAY
Posted: June 24th, 2008
Your mama is so stupid when she threw a rock she missed
Posted: June 24th, 2008
your mama is so fat when she wear a yellow coat people say TAXI!!!!!
Posted: June 27th, 2008
yo momma so tall she had to skydive from pluto.
Posted: June 27th, 2008
yo momma so ugly that when she was walking down the street she got a ticket for disturbing the peace.
yo momma so fat she got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet.
Posted: June 27th, 2008
yo momma’s so stupid she called me to get my phone number!
Posted: June 27th, 2008
yo momma’s so stupid when i told her i was having a baby shower she brought shampoo and a towel
Posted: June 27th, 2008
yo momma’s so stupid she tripped over a coredless phone!
Posted: July 6th, 2008
these are the the most shity jokes iv ever read
Posted: July 6th, 2008
you people have stupid jokes
Posted: July 6th, 2008
you people have big time mental issues
Posted: July 9th, 2008
–Yo Momma– So Ugly– She Ugly– !!! –
Posted: July 11th, 2008
yo mama’s so fat dora could explora
Posted: July 11th, 2008
ONLY SHITTY AND MENTAL JOKES R UR MOMS
Posted: July 14th, 2008
you momma so black when she stepped out the car, the oil light turned on!
Posted: July 14th, 2008
yo momma so fat, that when she sat on wal-mart they lowered, the prices
Posted: July 14th, 2008
yo momma so ghetto that when she breast-feeds, cool-aid comes out!
Posted: July 25th, 2008
yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a motor bike
Posted: July 28th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat her blood type is ragu (spagettii sauce)
Posted: July 28th, 2008
skeet skeet skeet
Posted: July 30th, 2008
yo momma is so fat her pants size it bitch lose some whight
Posted: August 4th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car. LOL OLOLOLOL
Posted: August 5th, 2008
ur mammas so dumb she got run over by a parked car