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246 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Dumb Jokes - 1”

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  1. 144
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo mamas such a slut, she burns more rubber than a NASCAR driver.

  2. 145
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo mamas so fat, when she worked in the bakery, when people came in and asked for rolls she lifted up her shirt.

  3. 146
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo mamas so fat when people asked for buns she bent over and said “take your pick”

  4. 147
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo mamas such a slut, when people came in and asked for Bavarian Cream she spread her legs and said “theres plenty to go around”

  5. 148
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo mamas so stupid she used KY as Salad Dressing.

  6. 149
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      To daddy is so fat he used a trash bag as a condom

  7. 150
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo mamas so stupid she took a dump, looked in the toilet and said “ooh tootsie rolls”

  8. 151
    ~Arya and Amber~ said:

      Yo daddys so fat, they had to use search and rescue to find his dick

  9. 152
    jonathan said:

      yo mama so dumb she put on a red coat and everybody said kool- laid

  10. 153
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  11. 154
    blacky said:

      you momma so dumb she bought a tampon and thought it was an hair curlyer

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