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760 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Is So Dumb Jokes - 1”

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  1. yp44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she took a asprin for her butt spasms



  2. mama44's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked pole



  3. Jessica Dawn.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, that if some one were dying in wall mart she would run to the nearest isle and grab them some life savors. (:



  4. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she almost froze to death when she went to the drive-in movie to see “Closed For the Winter”.



  5. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb…

    she’s a few clowns short of a circus
    she’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal
    she’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic
    she’s a few beers short of a six-pack
    she’s a few peas short of a casserole
    she’s in experiment in artificial stupidity
    the wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead
    she doesn’t have all her dogs on a leash
    she’s a few Rice Krispies shy of a bowl
    her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
    she forgot to pay her brain bill, so it go turned off



  6. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly that ghosts are scared of her!



  7. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dumb that she named her house hairy butt and she named her kid crack…once she lot her kid and she called the police and said “I LOOKED ALL OVER THE HAIRY BUTT BUT I CAN’T FIND THE CRACK!!”



  8. Kaka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth are soo yellow that she turns water into lemonade



  9. cameron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv to watch the couch

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