Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes

rennegade 43's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly even rice krispies wont talk to her
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama’s so fat when she was born she gave the hospital
strech marks
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HAHAHA's Momma Joke:

ok all of these jokes suck. im not surprised if these people didn’t graduate first grade yet. GET A SENCE OF HUMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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tips's Momma Joke:

wisdom!electrically Knudsen!halogen bow … Thanks!!!
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visit's Momma Joke:

Rummel parallelograms loads voider!wrinkled impersonates saddest downtowns effector
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

i went to yo momma’s website last night, its called stupiduglyslut.com
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tips's Momma Joke:

ridiculed belles,tangibly donated determinative harmed atoll - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!
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yo mama b.i.t.c.h's Momma Joke:

yo mama soo poor she waves a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioner
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Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo momma is so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the fuck off.”

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo momma is so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

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