2347 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 3”
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Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the fuck off.”
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
Yo momma is so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT
TweetYO MOMMA IS LIKE A DOORKNOB, EVERYONE GETS A TURN
TweetYO MOMMA IS LIKE FOOD, SHE HAS A 3 SECOND RULE
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY, THAT SHE JOINED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THE HOST SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS
Tweeti think the one about the bull and the 400 pound mammal is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
TweetThere is only one difference between your momma and a bull.
TweetOne is a 400 pound mammal, and the other one is a bull.
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TweetYour momma is so fat when she orderd a water bed they laid a blanket on the pacific ocean.
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