199 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 1”

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   kat said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2006

   Ummmm you could have made your webiste more colorful with like pictures or something interesting this is puting me to sleep, but other than that your jokes are sort of funny, but i was lost on how to go to other jokes. k well i hope you make some changes. Lov Ya KT

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   robert mcgarry said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2006

   Yo Momma is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody

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   robert mcgarry said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2006

   yo momma is so dumb that on her IQ test it said DUMBASS

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   RJ313 said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2006

   yo momma is so dumb she wastes 20 minutes every day because the orange juice sais concentrate

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   the 7th graders said:
   Posted: December 20th, 2006

   yo momma is so poor she cant live on the streets

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   kimmie said:
   Posted: December 26th, 2006

   they all suck get some new jokes like i made up the gravy one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!take it off your list

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   amy said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   I was watching Yo Momma last night and that boy hair jordan was good i liked that one he said ” Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown but it turns out the hill was YOUR MOTHER” LOL but that boy bullshark was good to well seeya peoples!!!!!!!

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   bubba said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   yo momma so small she can do a drive by in a hotwheel

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   bubba said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2006

   All yall aint ready for me

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    bubba said:
    Posted: December 30th, 2006

    yo mommy so poor she lives in a two story cheeto bag and a dog name chip

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    to cool for you said:
    Posted: January 7th, 2007

    If i wanted to listen to a ass hole i would have farted

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    cody said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2007

    fuck

    all i want for christmas is santa to die

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    cool said:
    Posted: January 10th, 2007

    i cooler then you
    your mothers so fat but your fatter

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    ur_x-man said:
    Posted: January 25th, 2007

    Yo Momma’s Big Fat & Clumbsy that every time she wants to go to wal-mart she stumbles over K-mart & landed right on Target!!! LOL!!!!!

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    ur_x-man said:
    Posted: January 25th, 2007

    mine is better except ur’s bubba

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    jokesmaster said:
    Posted: January 28th, 2007

    u so lane…………………yo momma so big,when i fingered her I lost a watch and two ring

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 16th, 2007

    yo mom is so big is just plan big

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 16th, 2007

    yo momas teeth r so yellow is walks out in the street and smiles all the cars slow
    down and mabe 2 crash

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    lightning said:
    Posted: February 28th, 2007

    your jokes sucks take this yo mamma is so fat in her wedding instead of getting a wedding ring she got a donut.

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    james said:
    Posted: March 9th, 2007

    your momas so fat when she leaves a room she doesn’t really leave it

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    james said:
    Posted: March 9th, 2007

    your mom is so fat that she got arrested at the airport for 200 lbs of crack…………………….DAMN!!

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    ikki said:
    Posted: March 10th, 2007

    yo momma so fat we’re in her rite now.

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    momma said:
    Posted: March 16th, 2007

    you all stink

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    joe big said:
    Posted: March 28th, 2007

    Ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
    mine is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    melissa said:
    Posted: April 10th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat she was going to take a bath and the water jumped out

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    Luke Thompson said:
    Posted: April 16th, 2007

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING IN THE GULF OF MEXICO SHE FORTED, AND IT CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA AND RITA!!!!!

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    Luke Thompson said:
    Posted: April 16th, 2007

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THERE WASNT NO UNDERGROUND RAILROAD UNTIL YO MOMMA SAT ON 1

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    Luke Thompson said:
    Posted: April 16th, 2007

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND I SAID CAN I USE THE BATHROOM?

    SHE SAID PICK A CORNER!!!!!!

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    joe humphries said:
    Posted: April 24th, 2007

    yo momma is so nasty i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection

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    Daz said:
    Posted: April 26th, 2007

    YO MOMMAS SO HAIRY SHES GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES! SHES SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND PPL CRY! SHES SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE GOT OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring it on!

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    sexyer than yo mamma said:
    Posted: May 11th, 2007

    yo momma so fat WHEN SHE HAD A BABY DA BABY SAID “FAT AZZZZZ”

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 15th, 2007

    Your mammas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter

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    shamara said:
    Posted: May 15th, 2007

    yo mommy so fat the have to drive a car to hit each butty check

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    nanns said:
    Posted: May 15th, 2007

    oooooooooooooooooo you so ugly

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo Momma is so hairy her crabs have dune buggys

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo Momma is so fat she uses the autobahn as a slip and slide

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo Momma is so stupid i told her it was chilli outside and she went outside and got a bowl

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo Momma is so slutty she farts condoms

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo momma is so fta she wore a purple dress and all the little kids ran to thier parents yelling barney

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo momma is so fat her belly looks like the rocky mountains

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 25th, 2007

    Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

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    perfectnation said:
    Posted: May 29th, 2007

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    mcskippy said:
    Posted: May 29th, 2007

    Yo momma is so fat it takes a train and 2 buses to get to her good side

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    urdad said:
    Posted: June 9th, 2007

    your moma is so fat…when she goes to the beach the whales sing we are family!!

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 12th, 2007

    yo this is stupid i hate this site it is gay. please put this one in. ”yo momma so fat, she walked in Iraq and struck oil’ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yo just got burned

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    Werty said:
    Posted: June 12th, 2007

    yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyoy. alight ” yo momma so fat she fell down”

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    J-Mac said:
    Posted: June 14th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat when i went to drive my car around her i ran out of petrol. yo momma is so fat she ate the joke. yo momma is so fat she is the joke. yo momma is so hairy when she gave birth you got carpet burn. yo momma is so hairy when she lifts up her arm pit it looks like shes givn a guy with an afro a headlock. yo momma is so fat she takes up both sides of your family. girls ring me on 0400778648 ages 14-18 plz.

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    MAGGIE said:
    Posted: June 20th, 2007

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE TRIED 2 DO LEAN WIT ROCK WIT IT AND SHE FELL ASLEEP

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    anonymous said:
    Posted: June 25th, 2007

    I want more jokes and less commenting!!!!!!

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    k9 said:
    Posted: June 26th, 2007

    ur jokes suck…………………………….. yo momma so fat we was havin sex i rolled over 5times and i was still on the BITCH!!!

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    ross said:
    Posted: June 28th, 2007

    yo mommas so fat she makes whales look like tic tacs

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    Posted: July 2nd, 2007

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    rj said:
    Posted: July 14th, 2007

    your momma so fat i slaped her ass and it felt like i was ridin the waves

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    rj said:
    Posted: July 14th, 2007

    you mamma so ugly she walked into a strip club and people payed her to keep her clothes on

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    rj said:
    Posted: July 14th, 2007

    your momma so fat i rolled over 12 times and i was still on the bitch

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    terra said:
    Posted: August 13th, 2007

    all is dumb but keep it up sweet jokes

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    lady c said:
    Posted: August 13th, 2007

    keep up the good mammy jokes

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    Student Loan said:
    Posted: August 27th, 2007

    Student Loan…

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    anton said:
    Posted: September 8th, 2007

    those jokes were wank listen to these

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    anton said:
    Posted: September 8th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat when i was shaging her i burned my ass on the light bulb…. yo mommas so fat she looked at the menu and said yes please………. yo momma is so fat when she offered 2 clean the cages at da zoo everyone said look at dat hippopotamus…….

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    ur gay bubba said:
    Posted: September 13th, 2007

    bubba is tha gayest person on hur

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    skullsboy said:
    Posted: September 14th, 2007

    Yo ya ni99as all suck ass take dis yo moms is so stupid dat she satrved 2 death while she was locked in da supermarket nd bubbas ur jokes is ma corny I bet ur moms got better jokes

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    mijana said:
    Posted: September 14th, 2007

    yo mamma is so stupid she needed a map to get out of here driveway

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    mijana said:
    Posted: September 14th, 2007

    yo mamma is so stupid she needed a map

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    BALA said:
    Posted: September 17th, 2007

    yo mama so hairy that tarzan got lost in her bush

    YO mmammas so old that she has a dinosaur

    kind of pathetic lol

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    J.Mac said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2007

    yo mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

    yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

    yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

    yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED!

    thats all i got i think. some of your jokes are pretty good. laterz all. xx

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    Bre said:
    Posted: October 1st, 2007

    i think all ya’ll r good

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    Bre said:
    Posted: October 1st, 2007

    wat ev

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: October 3rd, 2007

    flip yoh, u guys r all borin ,i suggest u start doing sumething else coz ur jokes r all so boring

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: October 3rd, 2007

    if my mamma is fat than urs is still a virgin

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    whassup said:
    Posted: October 9th, 2007

    • Your momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: October 11th, 2007

    your mom is so ugly, she’s ugly.
    forrizzle.

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: October 16th, 2007

    yo mum is so fat she invented lowriders ©

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: October 16th, 2007

    yo mum is so fat she invented lowriders © by isak

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    Nickwad said:
    Posted: October 23rd, 2007

    Yo momma’s so fat when dances the band skips!

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    Posted: October 31st, 2007

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    joke-master said:
    Posted: November 7th, 2007

    yo momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and nearly starved to death

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    joke-master said:
    Posted: November 7th, 2007

    yo momma so dumb she rung me up and asked me for my number yo family so poor when i stood on a lit match ur ma shouted oi hu turned off the heat

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    joke-master said:
    Posted: November 7th, 2007

    am i brill or wat

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BLACK HOLE

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BLACK HOLE

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT EVERY WHERE SHE GOES LITTLE KIDS SAY ” MAMMIE IS THAT THE MONSTER OF LOCH NESS

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SCIENTIST THOUGHT THAT THEY SAW A NEW PLANET

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo momma is so thin that we you her as a stick for my teeth

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat that i thought that her hair by her vagina was a beard

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat that se is in the world book of records
    BREAKING SCALES

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat that they using her as a disipline for the iron man

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    yo momma is so fat when she burps everybody says EARTHQUAKE

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    tom said:
    Posted: November 10th, 2007

    the first living planet… YO MOMMA

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    Nobody said:
    Posted: November 18th, 2007

    yo mama so fat the circus uses her as a trampoline

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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    look guyzcome o n that was realllllly lame noneof those made melaugh
    get a life
    ily all abababababa
    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT HER ASIAN ARSE IS THE SIZE OF CHINA

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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    YO MUMMA’S SO FAT WHEN SHE RAN SHE WAS THE CAUSE OF THE TSUNAMI BOB
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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    yo mummas so fat wen she saw caitlin she ate her
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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    yo mumma’s so fat when she saw ayla sheeeeeeeeeeee
    WAS LIKE “GET IN MY BELLY”
    P.S AYLA’S THE HOT TWIN
    andcaitlinlovesjoelhahah

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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    yo momma’s so fat when she took a bath it floooded her house
    from caitlin

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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    yo mummas so skinny that she was fat
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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    HAHASHAH
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    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
    Posted: November 20th, 2007

    yo mummas sofat wen she farts a blizzard start

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     Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
     Posted: November 20th, 2007

     ” AYLA… CAN U STOP WITH THE YOO MUMMA JOKES”
     YO MUMMAS SO FAT SHE BEACHES HERSERLF
     AYLA I DONT WANTTO HEAR UR VOICE ANYMORE

     MR. ANNONOMOUS

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     Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
     Posted: November 20th, 2007

     AYLA IM WRITING UR REPORT AND ITS NOTLOOKING VERY GOOD

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     Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:
     Posted: November 20th, 2007

     YO MUMMAS SO OLD HER NAME WAS ENGRAVED IN THE EGYPTAIN PYRAMIDS
     FROM CAITLIN

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     the dude said:
     Posted: November 21st, 2007

     hows this.
     yo mama so fat jaba the hut said damn!!!

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     linkin park rulz said:
     Posted: November 21st, 2007

     take that

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     linkin park rulz said:
     Posted: November 21st, 2007

     i’m
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     Bob Smith said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo, u guys are really bad, ur jokes are too corny to believe. Ya’ll better not say the “Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said ‘to be continued’” one.
     Yo momma so perverted, when she saw the “sex” question on an application, she worte “yes, i’d love some!” !!!

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     El- guy-o said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo momma so fat, she once dressed all black for halloween. When i asked her what she dressed as, she said ” Night time”!

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     El- guy-o said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo momma so stupid, when ur house was on fire, she said ” I can’t call 911, there ain’t no 11 on my phone!” !!!
     HAHAHA!
     Bring it!
     I’ll be here all week!

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     El- guy-o said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo momma so poor, she can’t even afford free bread.

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     El- guy-o said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo momma so fat and emo, the only reason she emo cuts herself is to lick the ketchup that comes out!

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     El- guy-o said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo momma so fat her blood type is O.
     As in OREO.

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     El- guy-o said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     Yo momma so old, she saw the “passion of the christ” LIVE.
     BTW, i was Bob Smith, but now i’m El Guy o

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     nichole said:
     Posted: November 29th, 2007

     your momma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices

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     trickmaster said:
     Posted: December 3rd, 2007

     Yo momma so hairy she got afros growin on her nipples

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     trickmaster said:
     Posted: December 3rd, 2007

     yo daddy so white the police mistook him fer micheal jackson

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     jay r said:
     Posted: December 3rd, 2007

     ur mom is hoe she sucked me up…

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     ~SWEET-TARTZ~ said:
     Posted: December 4th, 2007

     hEy YaLL,ITS ME ERICA AND I THINK THAT THESE JOKES SUCK ASS

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     ~SWEET-TARTZ~ said:
     Posted: December 4th, 2007

     HEY YALL ITS ME AGAIN AND YOU CAN GET ME ON MYSPACE.COM AT erica_tramel@sbcglobal.net SO SEND ME A FRIENDS REQUEST…LOL LUV YA LOTZ…

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     ~SWEET-TARTZ~ said:
     Posted: December 4th, 2007

     HEY WHERES A CHAT LINE

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     tubby said:
     Posted: January 6th, 2008

     yo mamas underwear is so filled with holes… everytime she farts it wistles

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: January 7th, 2008

     ummmm yea…

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     moo moo said:
     Posted: January 14th, 2008

     ur mom is so fat the equater is her belt size!!!! nahhhhhhhhhhh

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     ur mom's name said:
     Posted: January 14th, 2008

     ur mom’s so fat she chases the bus down the street screaming TWINKIE!!!!!!!!

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     Dear Mr. Anonymous said:
     Posted: January 14th, 2008

     YOUR ON CRACK, UMMMMMM YEA…………………………..

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: January 16th, 2008

     yo mamma is like a toilet she is so full of shit

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: January 16th, 2008

     yo mamma is so stupid when she saw the school bus she said stop that twinkie.
     yo mamma is so stupid when she heard the doorbel ring she went out to check the microwave

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo momma so fat, she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

     Yo momma so hairy she looks like shes got a wookie in a leglock

     Yo momma so ugly she looked into the mirror and her reflection hired a substitute

     Yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her back.

     Yo momma so fat that when she jumped, she knocked the earth out of orbit.

     Yo momma so ugly that when a blind beggar’s 60 years of blindness subsided, he ripped his retinas out with his fingernails. That one was lame.

     Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the frame of a doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side JUST TO GET THE BITCH THROUGH!!!

     Yo momma so fat that when the bitch goes to an all you can eat resturaunt they had to install speedbumps.

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Bring it oooooooon! I’m fresh and and got a whole tankload of steam to go!

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     I’m the climax, baby!!!

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo mommas like a volcano. Shes big, unpredictable, and to blow at any minute

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo momma like a brick, she’s handled, pasted, and layed by mexicans

     Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone’s had a turn

     Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in yellowstone, the lava burst outa Asia

     Yo momma so fat, when she farted the shockwave knocked the earth’s axis a couple degrees off

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo momma so fat that when yo daddy tried to hug her, he was swallowed by the spacious pits between her flabs

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo momma so fat, Fat Albert said “Daaaamn!!”

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     I dare somebody to try to top me

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     I’ll bet most of you tell yo momma jokes while lookin off google

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo mommas like america. She’s always got things crossing into her borders

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo momma so fat that when she sat down, the chair cried, “Uncle!”

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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     Aigis4221 said:
     Posted: January 20th, 2008

     Yo mommas so fat that when she died she couldnt raise her spirit to heaven

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     gangsta C said:
     Posted: January 27th, 2008

     Yo Momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!!!!!!!!!

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     gangsta C said:
     Posted: January 27th, 2008

     Yo Mommas so fat that when she tired to jump rope people started yelling EARTH QUAKE!!!

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     gangsta C said:
     Posted: January 27th, 2008

     Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow cars slow down when they see her smile….

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     gangsta C said:
     Posted: January 27th, 2008

     Yo Mommas so fat when she went to the beach she blocked the whole sun

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     gangsta C said:
     Posted: January 27th, 2008

     Yo Mommas so fat when she bungji jumped she went straight to hell!

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: February 13th, 2008

     YO MAMMA IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL. FIRST SHE GETS FINGERED THREE TIMES THEN SHE GETS THE GUTTER!!!

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     JDUB said:
     Posted: February 13th, 2008

     YO MAMMA IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL. FIRST SHE GETS FINGERED THREE TIMES THEN SHE GETS THE GUTTER!!!

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     ChanChan said:
     Posted: February 13th, 2008

     Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Walked By A Yellow SchoolBus Full Of Kids and Said… HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE!

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     ChanChan said:
     Posted: February 13th, 2008

     Yo momma is so fat when she wears a red dress everyone says…
     HEY KOOLAID

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     ronald said:
     Posted: February 14th, 2008

     your mamas so ugly that when she video tapd herself she put the video on youtube and whenever someone watches it their computer shuts down.

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     Jacob Galang said:
     Posted: February 20th, 2008

     yo momma so stupid she jumped into the air and got stuck!

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     j said:
     Posted: February 20th, 2008

     yo mamas so poor when burgalars came they left money

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     the jade said:
     Posted: February 29th, 2008

     yo momma so fat she makes godzilla loo9k like a ant.

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     yodumassmomma said:
     Posted: March 6th, 2008

     yo momma so fat when she tries to get out of bed she rocks her self back to sleep.

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     TY said:
     Posted: March 11th, 2008

     YOAH MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ONTHE TOILET THEY SAID FAT ASS GET YOURASS OFF YOU SQUEEZING ME OUCH

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: March 11th, 2008

     VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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     fatt(302) said:
     Posted: March 12th, 2008

     yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said stop that
     twinkie

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     BabyLove x said:
     Posted: March 13th, 2008

     your mommas bukets so big she uses the ifeltower 4 a dildo

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     rick said:
     Posted: March 14th, 2008

     yoh momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said error.

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     yo_momma_king said:
     Posted: March 16th, 2008

     Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
     Yo momma is so big and ugly she sticks a car up her butt becouse she cant get a guy to have sex with.

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     yo_momma_king said:
     Posted: March 16th, 2008

     Yo momma is so big&old They used her as a life raft when the titanic sunk.

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: March 30th, 2008

     Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: March 30th, 2008

     Yo momma is so gay she makes Gay guys look straight

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: March 30th, 2008

     Yo Momma is so fat that she needs 2 toilets to go to the bathroom

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: March 30th, 2008

     We need more yo mommas so fat jokes.

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: March 30th, 2008

     Yo momma is so fat that she uses monster trucks for skates !

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: March 30th, 2008

     Yall who have lame jokes can suck dlidos

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     westside said:
     Posted: April 8th, 2008

     all ya jokes wack yo mom butt so big every time rotate she wuz in diffrent country

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: April 11th, 2008

     Yo momma so big when she wear yellow and red peple say whys McDonalds moving.

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     Bekk && Tay said:
     Posted: April 24th, 2008

     Your friends so gay, the only action he gets is when his fingers slip through the toilet paper..

     keep up the good work.. love reading these during class *thumbs up*

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     christy said:
     Posted: April 24th, 2008

     you momma so fat everytime she sits on the couch it sings abcdefg git that big fat ass off me

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     Im too good said:
     Posted: April 26th, 2008

     Yo momma so ugly that even the boogeyman is scared of her

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     j-lo said:
     Posted: May 18th, 2008

     yo momma so fat she drives jupiter around

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     j-lo said:
     Posted: May 18th, 2008

     yo momma so dark when i tried 2 shoot her da bullet came back and said “i cant find dat bitch

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     smallz said:
     Posted: May 23rd, 2008

     yo mommas like a light switch, even a 2 yr old can turn her on………………………. yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said please 1 at a time

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     smallz said:
     Posted: May 23rd, 2008

     yo mommas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

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     yo momma said:
     Posted: June 11th, 2008

     ur mummy is so fat,her belt is the size of the equator

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     yo momma said:
     Posted: June 11th, 2008

     ur mummy is so fat, she as a shit in the bath

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     Mr Boombastic93 said:
     Posted: June 11th, 2008

     yo momma’s so fat shes on both sides of the family tree

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     Mr Boombastic93 said:
     Posted: June 11th, 2008

     yo mammas such a slut she now uses a dovet as a tampon

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     suck meh testiccles said:
     Posted: June 18th, 2008

     yo mamma is so fat.she uses the empire state building as a back scratcher

     yo mamma’s so fat, she sat in atlantis and sinked it

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     Jordyn said:
     Posted: June 23rd, 2008

     yoh momma so fat shes fat

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     Cookiegirl said:
     Posted: June 24th, 2008

     Yo mama so fat when she saw strawberry shortcake she ate her!!!

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     emaa said:
     Posted: July 7th, 2008

     yur mommas so old that when i told her to grow up, she died.

     XD Funii

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     Mafia man said:
     Posted: July 8th, 2008

     Why do white men use clear garbage bags……..cause mexians need to window shop to.

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     YOUR MUMMA BOY TOY said:
     Posted: July 10th, 2008

     SUM ARE QUITE FUNNY BUT SOME ARE JUST PLAIN OLD SHIT MAN U CAN DO BETTA THAN DAT CART YOU MAN (KMT) LOL

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: July 14th, 2008

     Your mom is so fat, she hides twinkies in her fat rolls.

     Your mom is so fat, I smacked her ass and her ex’s fell out.

     Your mom is so stupid, she drove to Disneyland and went back home because the sign said:
     Disneyland
     <— Left

     Your moms are so stupid, they tought you most of your jokes.

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     Anonymous said:
     Posted: July 14th, 2008

     Your mom is so stupid, she crashed into neother car while listening to the song “Jesus Take The Wheel.”

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     jen said:
     Posted: July 15th, 2008

     ur momma is so fat… BITCH lose some weight

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     dylan said:
     Posted: July 16th, 2008

     yo mama is so fat super-man said i might be the man of steal but i dont hav enough strength to pick u up

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     dylan said:
     Posted: July 16th, 2008

     yo mama is so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar

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     lil kanye said:
     Posted: July 16th, 2008

     yoh mamaz so fat dat she got raped by dinosaurs

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     moah said:
     Posted: July 18th, 2008

     your mama is so fat when she steps on a scale the scale said one at a time

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     jao said:
     Posted: July 26th, 2008

     yo mama so fat if she farted the sun would explode causing supernova

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     jao said:
     Posted: July 26th, 2008

     yo mama so fat when she craps the toilet says a b c d e f g get your fat ass of of me

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     noob said:
     Posted: July 30th, 2008

     Your mumma’s so tiny she died jumping off the sidewalk

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     noob said:
     Posted: July 30th, 2008

     yo mamma’s so fat that the sniper didn’t need to aim

     -.-

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     noob said:
     Posted: July 30th, 2008

     Your mamma’s so fat, she’s ya mum

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     cindy said:
     Posted: July 31st, 2008

     yo mamma’s like a tv, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

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     jeremy said:
     Posted: August 5th, 2008

     your mom like a bowling ball she gets fingered and thrown down an alley

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