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  1. kat's Momma Joke:

    Ummmm you could have made your webiste more colorful with like pictures or something interesting this is puting me to sleep, but other than that your jokes are sort of funny, but i was lost on how to go to other jokes. k well i hope you make some changes. Lov Ya KT



  2. robert mcgarry's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody



  3. robert mcgarry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb that on her IQ test it said DUMBASS



  4. RJ313's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she wastes 20 minutes every day because the orange juice sais concentrate



  5. the 7th graders's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she cant live on the streets



  6. kimmie's Momma Joke:

    they all suck get some new jokes like i made up the gravy one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!take it off your list



  7. amy's Momma Joke:

    I was watching Yo Momma last night and that boy hair jordan was good i liked that one he said ” Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown but it turns out the hill was YOUR MOTHER” LOL but that boy bullshark was good to well seeya peoples!!!!!!!



  8. bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she can do a drive by in a hotwheel



  9. bubba's Momma Joke:

    All yall aint ready for me



  10. bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so poor she lives in a two story cheeto bag and a dog name chip



  11. to cool for you's Momma Joke:

    If i wanted to listen to a ass hole i would have farted



  12. cool's Momma Joke:

    i cooler then you
    your mothers so fat but your fatter



  13. ur_x-man's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s Big Fat & Clumbsy that every time she wants to go to wal-mart she stumbles over K-mart & landed right on Target!!! LOL!!!!!



  14. ur_x-man's Momma Joke:

    mine is better except ur’s bubba



  15. jokesmaster's Momma Joke:

    u so lane…………………yo momma so big,when i fingered her I lost a watch and two ring



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so big is just plan big



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momas teeth r so yellow is walks out in the street and smiles all the cars slow
    down and mabe 2 crash



  18. lightning's Momma Joke:

    your jokes sucks take this yo mamma is so fat in her wedding instead of getting a wedding ring she got a donut.



  19. james's Momma Joke:

    your momas so fat when she leaves a room she doesn’t really leave it



  20. james's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that she got arrested at the airport for 200 lbs of crack…………………….DAMN!!



  21. ikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat we’re in her rite now.



  22. momma's Momma Joke:

    you all stink



  23. joe big's Momma Joke:

    Ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
    mine is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. melissa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she was going to take a bath and the water jumped out



  25. Luke Thompson's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING IN THE GULF OF MEXICO SHE FORTED, AND IT CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA AND RITA!!!!!



  26. Luke Thompson's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THERE WASNT NO UNDERGROUND RAILROAD UNTIL YO MOMMA SAT ON 1



  27. Luke Thompson's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND I SAID CAN I USE THE BATHROOM?

    SHE SAID PICK A CORNER!!!!!!



  28. joe humphries's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection



  29. Daz's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO HAIRY SHES GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES! SHES SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND PPL CRY! SHES SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE GOT OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring it on!



  30. sexyer than yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat WHEN SHE HAD A BABY DA BABY SAID “FAT AZZZZZ”



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter



  32. shamara's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so fat the have to drive a car to hit each butty check



  33. nanns's Momma Joke:

    oooooooooooooooooo you so ugly



  34. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so hairy her crabs have dune buggys



  35. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she uses the autobahn as a slip and slide



  36. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid i told her it was chilli outside and she went outside and got a bowl



  37. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so slutty she farts condoms



  38. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fta she wore a purple dress and all the little kids ran to thier parents yelling barney



  39. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat her belly looks like the rocky mountains



  40. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized



  41. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.



  42. perfectnation's Momma Joke:

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  43. mcskippy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat it takes a train and 2 buses to get to her good side



  44. urdad's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat…when she goes to the beach the whales sing we are family!!



  45. Werty's Momma Joke:

    yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyoy. alight ” yo momma so fat she fell down”



  46. J-Mac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when i went to drive my car around her i ran out of petrol. yo momma is so fat she ate the joke. yo momma is so fat she is the joke. yo momma is so hairy when she gave birth you got carpet burn. yo momma is so hairy when she lifts up her arm pit it looks like shes givn a guy with an afro a headlock. yo momma is so fat she takes up both sides of your family. girls ring me on 0400778648 ages 14-18 plz.



  47. MAGGIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE TRIED 2 DO LEAN WIT ROCK WIT IT AND SHE FELL ASLEEP



  48. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I want more jokes and less commenting!!!!!!



  49. k9's Momma Joke:

    ur jokes suck…………………………….. yo momma so fat we was havin sex i rolled over 5times and i was still on the BITCH!!!



  50. ross's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she makes whales look like tic tacs



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  52. rj's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat i slaped her ass and it felt like i was ridin the waves



  53. rj's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so ugly she walked into a strip club and people payed her to keep her clothes on



  54. rj's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat i rolled over 12 times and i was still on the bitch



  55. terra's Momma Joke:

    all is dumb but keep it up sweet jokes



  56. lady c's Momma Joke:

    keep up the good mammy jokes



  57. Student Loan's Momma Joke:

    Student Loan…

    Here is a free 60 second quote to consolidate your student loans…



  58. anton's Momma Joke:

    those jokes were wank listen to these



  59. anton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when i was shaging her i burned my ass on the light bulb…. yo mommas so fat she looked at the menu and said yes please………. yo momma is so fat when she offered 2 clean the cages at da zoo everyone said look at dat hippopotamus…….



  60. ur gay bubba's Momma Joke:

    bubba is tha gayest person on hur



  61. skullsboy's Momma Joke:

    Yo ya ni99as all suck ass take dis yo moms is so stupid dat she satrved 2 death while she was locked in da supermarket nd bubbas ur jokes is ma corny I bet ur moms got better jokes



  62. mijana's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she needed a map to get out of here driveway



  63. mijana's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she needed a map



  64. BALA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy that tarzan got lost in her bush

    YO mmammas so old that she has a dinosaur

    kind of pathetic lol



  65. J.Mac's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

    yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

    yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

    yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED!

    thats all i got i think. some of your jokes are pretty good. laterz all. xx



  66. Bre's Momma Joke:

    i think all ya’ll r good



  67. Bre's Momma Joke:

    wat ev



  68. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    flip yoh, u guys r all borin ,i suggest u start doing sumething else coz ur jokes r all so boring



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    if my mamma is fat than urs is still a virgin



  70. whassup's Momma Joke:

    • Your momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly, she’s ugly.
    forrizzle.



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so fat she invented lowriders ©



  73. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so fat she invented lowriders © by isak



  74. Nickwad's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when dances the band skips!



  75. qgxrbokvzk's Momma Joke:

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  76. joke-master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and nearly starved to death



  77. joke-master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she rung me up and asked me for my number yo family so poor when i stood on a lit match ur ma shouted oi hu turned off the heat



  78. joke-master's Momma Joke:

    am i brill or wat



  79. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BLACK HOLE



  80. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BLACK HOLE



  81. tom's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT EVERY WHERE SHE GOES LITTLE KIDS SAY ” MAMMIE IS THAT THE MONSTER OF LOCH NESS



  82. tom's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SCIENTIST THOUGHT THAT THEY SAW A NEW PLANET



  83. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so thin that we you her as a stick for my teeth



  84. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that i thought that her hair by her vagina was a beard



  85. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that se is in the world book of records
    BREAKING SCALES



  86. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that they using her as a disipline for the iron man



  87. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she burps everybody says EARTHQUAKE



  88. tom's Momma Joke:

    the first living planet… YO MOMMA



  89. Nobody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the circus uses her as a trampoline



  90. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    look guyzcome o n that was realllllly lame noneof those made melaugh
    get a life
    ily all abababababa
    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT HER ASIAN ARSE IS THE SIZE OF CHINA



  91. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MUMMA’S SO FAT WHEN SHE RAN SHE WAS THE CAUSE OF THE TSUNAMI BOB
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  92. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mummas so fat wen she saw caitlin she ate her
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  93. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mumma’s so fat when she saw ayla sheeeeeeeeeeee
    WAS LIKE “GET IN MY BELLY”
    P.S AYLA’S THE HOT TWIN
    andcaitlinlovesjoelhahah



  94. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she took a bath it floooded her house
    from caitlin



  95. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mummas so skinny that she was fat
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  96. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    HAHASHAH
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  97. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mummas sofat wen she farts a blizzard start



  98. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    ” AYLA… CAN U STOP WITH THE YOO MUMMA JOKES”
    YO MUMMAS SO FAT SHE BEACHES HERSERLF
    AYLA I DONT WANTTO HEAR UR VOICE ANYMORE

    MR. ANNONOMOUS



  99. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    AYLA IM WRITING UR REPORT AND ITS NOTLOOKING VERY GOOD



  100. Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MUMMAS SO OLD HER NAME WAS ENGRAVED IN THE EGYPTAIN PYRAMIDS
    FROM CAITLIN



  101. the dude's Momma Joke:

    hows this.
    yo mama so fat jaba the hut said damn!!!



  102. linkin park rulz's Momma Joke:

    take that



  103. linkin park rulz's Momma Joke:

    i’m
    the dude



  104. Bob Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo, u guys are really bad, ur jokes are too corny to believe. Ya’ll better not say the “Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said ‘to be continued’” one.
    Yo momma so perverted, when she saw the “sex” question on an application, she worte “yes, i’d love some!” !!!



  105. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she once dressed all black for halloween. When i asked her what she dressed as, she said ” Night time”!



  106. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, when ur house was on fire, she said ” I can’t call 911, there ain’t no 11 on my phone!” !!!
    HAHAHA!
    Bring it!
    I’ll be here all week!



  107. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, she can’t even afford free bread.



  108. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and emo, the only reason she emo cuts herself is to lick the ketchup that comes out!



  109. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her blood type is O.
    As in OREO.



  110. El- guy-o's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, she saw the “passion of the christ” LIVE.
    BTW, i was Bob Smith, but now i’m El Guy o



  111. nichole's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices



  112. trickmaster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she got afros growin on her nipples



  113. trickmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so white the police mistook him fer micheal jackson



  114. jay r's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is hoe she sucked me up…



  115. ~SWEET-TARTZ~'s Momma Joke:

    hEy YaLL,ITS ME ERICA AND I THINK THAT THESE JOKES SUCK ASS



  116. ~SWEET-TARTZ~'s Momma Joke:

    HEY YALL ITS ME AGAIN AND YOU CAN GET ME ON MYSPACE.COM AT erica_tramel@sbcglobal.net SO SEND ME A FRIENDS REQUEST…LOL LUV YA LOTZ…



  117. ~SWEET-TARTZ~'s Momma Joke:

    HEY WHERES A CHAT LINE



  118. tubby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas underwear is so filled with holes… everytime she farts it wistles



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ummmm yea…



  120. moo moo's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat the equater is her belt size!!!! nahhhhhhhhhhh



  121. ur mom's name's Momma Joke:

    ur mom’s so fat she chases the bus down the street screaming TWINKIE!!!!!!!!



  122. Dear Mr. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR ON CRACK, UMMMMMM YEA…………………………..



  123. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a toilet she is so full of shit



  124. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when she saw the school bus she said stop that twinkie.
    yo mamma is so stupid when she heard the doorbel ring she went out to check the microwave



  125. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

    Yo momma so hairy she looks like shes got a wookie in a leglock

    Yo momma so ugly she looked into the mirror and her reflection hired a substitute

    Yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her back.

    Yo momma so fat that when she jumped, she knocked the earth out of orbit.

    Yo momma so ugly that when a blind beggar’s 60 years of blindness subsided, he ripped his retinas out with his fingernails. That one was lame.

    Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the frame of a doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side JUST TO GET THE BITCH THROUGH!!!

    Yo momma so fat that when the bitch goes to an all you can eat resturaunt they had to install speedbumps.



  126. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Bring it oooooooon! I’m fresh and and got a whole tankload of steam to go!



  127. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    I’m the climax, baby!!!



  128. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a volcano. Shes big, unpredictable, and to blow at any minute



  129. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a brick, she’s handled, pasted, and layed by mexicans

    Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone’s had a turn

    Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in yellowstone, the lava burst outa Asia

    Yo momma so fat, when she farted the shockwave knocked the earth’s axis a couple degrees off



  130. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when yo daddy tried to hug her, he was swallowed by the spacious pits between her flabs



  131. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, Fat Albert said “Daaaamn!!”



  132. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    I dare somebody to try to top me



  133. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    I’ll bet most of you tell yo momma jokes while lookin off google



  134. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like america. She’s always got things crossing into her borders



  135. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat down, the chair cried, “Uncle!”



  136. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.



  137. Aigis4221's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that when she died she couldnt raise her spirit to heaven



  138. gangsta C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!!!!!!!!!



  139. gangsta C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat that when she tired to jump rope people started yelling EARTH QUAKE!!!



  140. gangsta C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow cars slow down when they see her smile….



  141. gangsta C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat when she went to the beach she blocked the whole sun



  142. gangsta C's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat when she bungji jumped she went straight to hell!



  143. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL. FIRST SHE GETS FINGERED THREE TIMES THEN SHE GETS THE GUTTER!!!



  144. JDUB's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL. FIRST SHE GETS FINGERED THREE TIMES THEN SHE GETS THE GUTTER!!!



  145. ChanChan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Walked By A Yellow SchoolBus Full Of Kids and Said… HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE!



  146. ChanChan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she wears a red dress everyone says…
    HEY KOOLAID



  147. ronald's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly that when she video tapd herself she put the video on youtube and whenever someone watches it their computer shuts down.



  148. Jacob Galang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she jumped into the air and got stuck!



  149. j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor when burgalars came they left money



  150. the jade's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes godzilla loo9k like a ant.



  151. yodumassmomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she tries to get out of bed she rocks her self back to sleep.



  152. TY's Momma Joke:

    YOAH MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ONTHE TOILET THEY SAID FAT ASS GET YOURASS OFF YOU SQUEEZING ME OUCH



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV



  154. fatt(302)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said stop that
    twinkie



  155. BabyLove x's Momma Joke:

    your mommas bukets so big she uses the ifeltower 4 a dildo



  156. rick's Momma Joke:

    yoh momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said error.



  157. yo_momma_king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
    Yo momma is so big and ugly she sticks a car up her butt becouse she cant get a guy to have sex with.



  158. yo_momma_king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big&old They used her as a life raft when the titanic sunk.



  159. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  160. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so gay she makes Gay guys look straight



  161. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat that she needs 2 toilets to go to the bathroom



  162. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    We need more yo mommas so fat jokes.



  163. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that she uses monster trucks for skates !



  164. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yall who have lame jokes can suck dlidos



  165. westside's Momma Joke:

    all ya jokes wack yo mom butt so big every time rotate she wuz in diffrent country



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big when she wear yellow and red peple say whys McDonalds moving.



  167. Bekk && Tay's Momma Joke:

    Your friends so gay, the only action he gets is when his fingers slip through the toilet paper..

    keep up the good work.. love reading these during class *thumbs up*



  168. christy's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat everytime she sits on the couch it sings abcdefg git that big fat ass off me



  169. Im too good's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that even the boogeyman is scared of her



  170. j-lo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she drives jupiter around



  171. j-lo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark when i tried 2 shoot her da bullet came back and said “i cant find dat bitch



  172. smallz's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a light switch, even a 2 yr old can turn her on………………………. yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said please 1 at a time



  173. smallz's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  174. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    ur mummy is so fat,her belt is the size of the equator



  175. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    ur mummy is so fat, she as a shit in the bath



  176. Mr Boombastic93's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat shes on both sides of the family tree



  177. Mr Boombastic93's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas such a slut she now uses a dovet as a tampon



  178. suck meh testiccles's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat.she uses the empire state building as a back scratcher

    yo mamma’s so fat, she sat in atlantis and sinked it



  179. Jordyn's Momma Joke:

    yoh momma so fat shes fat



  180. Cookiegirl's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she saw strawberry shortcake she ate her!!!



  181. emaa's Momma Joke:

    yur mommas so old that when i told her to grow up, she died.

    XD Funii



  182. Mafia man's Momma Joke:

    Why do white men use clear garbage bags……..cause mexians need to window shop to.



  183. YOUR MUMMA BOY TOY's Momma Joke:

    SUM ARE QUITE FUNNY BUT SOME ARE JUST PLAIN OLD SHIT MAN U CAN DO BETTA THAN DAT CART YOU MAN (KMT) LOL



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat, she hides twinkies in her fat rolls.

    Your mom is so fat, I smacked her ass and her ex’s fell out.

    Your mom is so stupid, she drove to Disneyland and went back home because the sign said:
    Disneyland
    <— Left

    Your moms are so stupid, they tought you most of your jokes.



  185. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so stupid, she crashed into neother car while listening to the song “Jesus Take The Wheel.”



  186. jen's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat… BITCH lose some weight



  187. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat super-man said i might be the man of steal but i dont hav enough strength to pick u up



  188. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar



  189. lil kanye's Momma Joke:

    yoh mamaz so fat dat she got raped by dinosaurs



  190. moah's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she steps on a scale the scale said one at a time



  191. jao's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat if she farted the sun would explode causing supernova



  192. jao's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she craps the toilet says a b c d e f g get your fat ass of of me



  193. noob's Momma Joke:

    Your mumma’s so tiny she died jumping off the sidewalk



  194. noob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat that the sniper didn’t need to aim

    -.-



  195. noob's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so fat, she’s ya mum



  196. cindy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s like a tv, even a 2 year old could turn her on.



  197. jeremy's Momma Joke:

    your mom like a bowling ball she gets fingered and thrown down an alley



  198. Faiferrz's Momma Joke:

    wow….More funny jokes would help….bur ummm….i guess it is okay for now just get it updated and i would be lil better



  199. L!LJ0K3R's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put paper on the TV and said hey look pa per view



  200. jeremy g aka nitro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she found a penny in wal mart and had to put it on layaway
    yo mama so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone
    yo mama is so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers
    yo mama so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money



  201. mynameis???'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her cloth comes in 3 different sizes large, extra large and damn her she comes..



  202. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she would go to the gym but she’s blocking the door.



  203. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid at the movies when she order popcorn she eat the paper bag



  204. austin's Momma Joke:

    hey kimmie by the way some one ealse made up that gravy joke before u did so u need to shut up about other poeple jokes



  205. lil a's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth is so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach glows



  206. lil odz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat highway potrol made her wier caution (wide turn)



  207. lil odz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl



  208. lil odz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sits on george washinton and his face started to appear on dollar bills$$$



  209. odz's Momma Joke:

    triks now let see who got the better joke when i come back



  210. odz's Momma Joke:

    o and lil a and odz we combine them to get lil odz that r nicknames



  211. raymond's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat each time she turns around its her birthday



  212. raymond's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sturvid at a groecry store



  213. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got lock up in a car and left her keys out side.



  214. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the police man put a sign and it said, cation wide turn



  215. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she was in the skittles carmercial she bent the rainbow



  216. J.D's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and wached the couch



  217. ERIK's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT HER ASS IS LIKE TWO PIGS FIGHTING OVER A MILK DUD



  218. xXAegisXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow she put the sun out of business



  219. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when peaple say to call the 911 she says “whats the number?”



  220. bryan agoco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when peaple



  221. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she uses a matress as a maxie pad



  222. ben harbron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i climed on the top of her an burnt my ass on a light bulb



  223. b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i climed on the top of her an burnt my ass on a light bulb



  224. matthew donahue hu lives in aldbourough snt john 1 park house's Momma Joke:

    lol send mail to him :)



  225. matthew donahue hu lives in aldbourough snt john 1 park house's Momma Joke:

    send mail to my name lol:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L



  226. mark williams who lives at 11 tarbard avnue richmond north yorkshire dl10 4tr's Momma Joke:

    send mail to him



  227. MIKE's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she went to a strip joint and they payed her to keep her clothes on



  228. k&k's Momma Joke:

    oh yeah your grandmas so wrinkley she looks like a bathtub sponge thing……



  229. BABY GIRL's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE STUCK A BATTERY UP HER ASS AND SAID, I GOT THE POWER.



  230. Brian's Momma Joke:

    Yer momma so old her breast milk is powder



  231. babigurl1948's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh but the ground started cracking up.

    (:



  232. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she went to the dentists talking about she went a blutooth. Yo momma is so stupid i rang the doorbel she checked the microwave



  233. Blaze's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Hey! Where’s is my gumball?”



  234. jason pruitt's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat shestepped on a otters tail and turned it into a beaver lol



  235. ME N YOU !!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck !!
    yo mama so poor she drives a peanut!!
    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv to watch da couch !!
    yo mama so stupid she saw a sign saying Disney Land left so she went home !!
    yo mama so fat when she wears a X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her !!



  236. angel fernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ulgy she went to a hunted house she came a application



  237. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she rolled over four quarters sh made a dollar!!!!



  238. SARAH's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPS INTO THE POOL SOMEONE SAYS WHATS THAT POOL DOING IN THE FAT LADY



  239. mu mu's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly and dirty that aids cured itself



  240. killa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that shes the reason they took out Pluto……they needed another planet



  241. fatty's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma fo fat her pants size is… BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHTT!!!



  242. fat bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the only thing stopping her from wate watchers is the door way



  243. Jack's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is…you know what i shouldn’t be talking about your momma. i feel bad for yo Momma for having such a UGLY child. U soooo ugly yo momma had to tie a steak to your back just for the dog to play with you! You soooo ugly yo momma had to fead you with a slingshot



  244. Pow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that her clothes size in not large, not extra large, not extra extra large, but HOLY SHIT GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!!!!!!!!



  245. Pow's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that her clothes size is not large, not extra large, not extra extra large, but HOLY SHIT GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!!!!!!!!



  246. savingabelfann's Momma Joke:

    u guys suck at ur momma jokess…..ur momma is so fat she saw a big schoolbus go by with lotss of white kids on it and said “STOP THAT TWINNKIE” OR A PEREERTED ONE UR MOM IS LIKE CHEWING GUM 5 CENT PER BLOW



  247. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is just gay alright!!



  248. Gangsters's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale it says bitch lose some weight.

    Gordo loves Meagen



  249. Nellie's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s So Fat, She Tried To Commit Suicide By Juping Off A Bridge But Only Managed To Fall 5cm Down !



  250. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.



  251. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, people video taped “Gorillas in the Mist” when she was in the shower.



  252. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short, I can see her feet on her driver’s license.



  253. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, Adam & Eve is in her yearbook.



  254. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so when she does drive bys she throws skiddles out the windows and says, “Taste the rainbow, BITCH!”



  255. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so desperate, she held up a sign saying, “COMPLETELY FREE!”



  256. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



  257. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention.



  258. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dirty, when she took a shower she found out she was white.



  259. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so slutty, she gave birth before she was born.



  260. shithead247's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny, she sat on the toilet and fell in.



  261. drake's Momma Joke:

    that is a lot of funny jokes



  262. drake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy all she speaks is wooky



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a hardware store 10cents a screw



  264. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that Raspusha walked up to her and said, ” Damn yo fat.”



  265. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that she went to college to work at McDonalds.



  266. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning



  267. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked into a grocery store and died of starvation.



  268. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when She sat on the toilet the toilet sang,” A B C D E F G get ur fat ass off of me.”



  269. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when Gos said “let there be light!” She had to move!



  270. you gag's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she got babtised at sea world



  271. you gag's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she farts and gas comes out



  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ohhhhh……. its on

    Yo Momma so fat, she could sell shade

    Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

    Yo Momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip… at the radio station

    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

    Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

    Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts

    Yo Momma So Dirty She’s Had More Rappers In Her Than Detroit!!!



  273. carrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly her pillow cries at night



  274. asfasdfgdsg;'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a brick-flat on both sides and laid by mexicans.



  275. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo maa



  276. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.



  277. mike dance's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat ,she jumps into a pool and the pool jumps out



  278. mike dance's Momma Joke:

    u know y i dont go down on your moma because every time i do i see bush



  279. mike dance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to use a sailboat as a surfboard



  280. carrie's Momma Joke:

    iam gay iam ugly my name is carrie



  281. carrie's Momma Joke:

    this site is so stupid that it turned me gay gay gay gay la la la la im gay woo woo any horses ,donkey or pigs single but iam still not gayer then yo momma



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she walks op the staires she hase to bye new ones.



  283. TheJokester's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat it took a train and two buses to get on her good side.



  284. my dick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl and spoon



  285. The Jokester's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas like a vaccum she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet! Beat that!



  286. The Jokester's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a doorknob everyones had a turn! I can keep going all nite and all day!



  287. Mz.coco's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she got a myspace there was no more space!!



  288. Mz.coco's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old I took her to jurasstic park then she started to have flash backs!!



  289. Mz.coco's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she was playing kick ball with jesus



  290. Bigshow's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fried chicken just to lick other peoples fingers.



  291. Bigshow's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s eyes are so crossed, when she cries tears run down her back.



  292. Bigshow's Momma Joke:

    yo Mama’s family is so poor her great, great, great Grand Pa picture is on the food stamp.



  293. TRILLA$'s Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale



  294. CJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat at her wedding ring was the outer most ring of saturn.



  295. darah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when she wears a red sweater all the children yelled”its kool aid man”!



  296. darah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when a school bus goes by she yelled ”chase that twinkie”!



  297. darah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and white,that her legs are like spoiled milk white and chuncky!



  298. darah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when she wears a yellow sweater people yell ”taxi”!



  299. kk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on a asparin



  300. kk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out da window and got arressted for mooning



  301. kk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order



  302. Kerston's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon



  303. treezy f babie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb and stupid she named u Forrest Branch



  304. Bus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a black bus with white kids in it she said “COME BACK HERE TWINKEY!!”



  305. jpain's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!



  306. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she didn’t get invited to your family’s thanksgiving dinner



  307. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she liked a battery and it shocked her then she said
    “I GOT THE POWER”!



  308. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she made weight watchers go blind



  309. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like the commuinty bike, everyone wants to ride her

    jpain loves jordan



  310. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she put a quater in a parking meter and said “HEY WHERES MY GUMBALL”



  311. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow she be looking like a pittsburgh steelers helmet



  312. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas’ so harry the only languge she speaks is wookie



  313. jpain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she tripped on a cordless phone



  314. jpain's Momma Joke:

    man i don’t even want to talk about yo mom



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to night school and they marked her absent(:



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she burnt down her house maken koolaid



  317. imthebest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow she be looking like a pittsburgh steelers helmet



  318. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, i had to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side



  319. sOm3onE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles started coming out!



  320. Erick rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  321. sexy gay guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tried drowninig a fish



  322. PrimeTime's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard



  323. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white kide she yelled “stop that twinkie



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put the m&m’s in alphbetical order



  325. chris davis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway



  326. chris davis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she prest feds cool-aid comes out



  327. chris davis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has her own pants FA fat ass jeans



  328. anmm's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she called a tutor to teach her how to scribble



  329. DEH's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it



  330. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo strong she said bring it and i said bitch plz



  331. crazy bitch2's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so damn fat she got baptized at sea world



  332. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that a solar eclipse is small



  333. david whatley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she ran track wit moses



  334. david whatley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she ran track wit moses



  335. david whatley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dump that she put a quater in a coke machine and said wheres my gumball



  336. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she walks in front of the TV i miss three shows!



  337. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out! Go josh Hamilton



  338. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she goes surfing she falls right through the wave!
    go josh hamilton!!!



  339. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that her belly arrived at her house 3 minutes before her!!!!
    said by tyler hutchinson!!! go josh hamilton



  340. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she wears a red shirt everyone yells kooool-aid!!!



  341. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old she’s gone through puberty 4 times!!!



  342. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when the cops searched her ass for crack it took them 4 days to search it alll!!!!!



  343. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat her toilet is the ocean!!!!



  344. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat her sperm doner is a blue whale!!



  345. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat yo daddy got crushed to death last time they had sex!!!



  346. E-pain's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s so fat queen latifa looks small!!!



  347. zach ragsdale's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is like a tick always sucking



  348. rosalie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she cant fit in a size 10000000000000000000000000000



  349. rosalie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that the her matress is the size of the queen of Englands Palace



  350. lol's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she has her own gravitational pull



  351. Ohai bish :p's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she wears two watches because she takes up two time zones



  352. Jayne's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat when she came across the house people thought she was leaving house!!!!!



  353. Jayne's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat she can’t see things that revolve around her………HaHaHa meaning she cant turn sideways



  354. karl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she broke the family tree



  355. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when a bus came buy she said stop that twinkie!!!



  356. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean and saw a whale she started singing “WE ARE A FAMILY”!!!



  357. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she made jaba the hutt say “dang”



  358. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that she freaked out the grudge!!!



  359. tj harris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  360. ordry's Momma Joke:

    yo, mama so fat, it takes two buses, a plane and a taxi just to get on her good side!



  361. PWNS4FOOD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, when i told her i’m getting a colored tv she asked, what color?



  362. Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid
    she thinks the credit crunch is a cereal !! :Dx



  363. Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid,
    She thought simon cowell was her dog !! :



  364. JennaLynnaee's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat, she broke the family tree.



  365. Gia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb when when ppl came over to fix the crack in the wall they r like wheres the crack and then yo mama pulls down her pants



  366. richard.s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got an resraining order from burger kings



  367. richard.s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she trip and fell but I didn’t laugh but ground was Cracking up



  368. ramses momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when i asked her 2 by me a color t.v….she said what color



  369. Tubbs's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, even Dora cant explora



  370. Tubbs's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book



  371. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, the weather channel named every one of her farts, oh no, there goes katrina



  372. Jonbal's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so “FAT!” when they Yo Eat “SHIT!!!!”



  373. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she wears a size “E” in bra (the e means (e)xtra heavy



  374. riccofox96's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so fat her emergency contact is Wendy’s



  375. the silly gamer's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy she has Afros for armpithair



  376. parker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama
    K



  377. parker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  378. xD's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she had to be baptized at sea world



  379. awesomeness's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued xD



  380. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat shes got more rolls than a bakery



  381. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales!



  382. LOLOL's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed the hole series of lost



  383. LOLOL's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she rolls over in her bed she switches area codes….
    yo momma is so fat she has her own area code!



  384. Leader Chik's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is Sooo Fat Dat Weight Watchers kicked Her Out For Breaking Da Scales



  385. mike's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat a monkey was pooping she thought it was choclet happy holoween



  386. MONEY's Momma Joke:

    A MONKEY WAS SWINGING IN A TREE AND A CHINA LADY CAME UP AND ATE A SWINGING EGG ROLL



  387. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she jumped down the grand canyon and got stuck



  388. jc54815's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jump 3 times and went straight to hell



  389. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fatthen when she sat on the toilet she broke it in half



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.



  391. NG27's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she tried to do the robot she gave R2 D2 aids



  392. rh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she sat on the toilet it said abcdefg get you fat ass off of me



  393. Nicovilics's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid,she putted a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.



  394. Nicovilic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old,last time she saw passion of christ,it was LIVE



  395. Nicovilic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat,NASA had to orbit a satellite around her



  396. patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she wore a yello jacket people said TAXI!



  397. PATRICK's Momma Joke:

    NOT



  398. BAYLEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE GRAY AT THE ZOO THAT THE MANAGER SAID EVERYBODY WATCHOUT THERES AN ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE!



  399. SXC BITCH's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma so fat wen she fell ova i was laughin but the ground was crackin up



  400. conor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat wen se rolls over in the bed she burns her ass on the light bulb



  401. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat after i had sex with her i rolled over twice and i was still on that bitch



  402. nblovesya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she jumped in the lake everyone yelled SUNAMI!!!!



  403. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, when she runs, her booty claps.



  404. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she eats wide-screen TV dinners
    yo mama so fat, when she gets a pedicure, she has to take the girl’s word for it.
    yo mama so fat,her pinkie ring would be too big for my thumb
    yo mama so fat, Goodyear wants to fly her over the Superbowl.
    yo mama so fat, yo daddy gotta pay property taxes on her fat, funky ass.
    yo mama so fat, her height’s the same whether she lying down or standing up.
    yo mama so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.



  405. Ass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gross she went to Antartica and it melted



  406. Butt's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she makes whales look like stick figures



  407. ME's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE FARTED AND THERE WAS A HURRICANE THAT WIPED EVERYONE OUT



  408. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she sat onn my dick i died



  409. the game's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when they took her a picture it said to be continued …..



  410. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    yo momma is so fat that astronomers thought she was the second moon

    yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light yo momma had to move out of the way



  411. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a bus and white kids in it she yelled TWINKIE!



  412. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went sky diving someone said THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!



  413. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that the equator is her belt



  414. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when you walk into her front door you walk out the back.



  415. ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she exploded inti a trillion pieces



  416. ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she went to In & Out, she did not gi in or out



  417. yallsyomammajokessuck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes got more rolls then a bakery



  418. LENNELL WALLEY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT EVERY TYM SHE TURN AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY



  419. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO FAT WEN SHE JUMPED INTO THA SEA THE WHEALS SSAID we r family



  420. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dumb she tryed to drown a fish



  421. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she makes Big Bird seem like a rubber duck.



  422. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she don’t go on diets; she goes on TRIETS!! She’ll be like, “Whatcha y’all eatin? I’ll try it!”



  423. urmom's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she got in a bathtub with half a cup of water it overflowed!



  424. ha ha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat it takes 2 planes,a train, and a bus to get on her good side.



  425. ha ha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she tripped over K-MART and landed on Target



  426. T-Dragoon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid, she got crushed by a pebble!



  427. Dragonoid900's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she bungee-jumped, her ass got stuck in the air!



  428. spaghetti's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number!



  429. joost's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that wen she whas sitting on the highway i had to drive around her
    but i ran out of gas



  430. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list



  431. bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she saw a bus full of wight kids and said stop that twinky



  432. andrey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she mapquested seaseme street



  433. jordan mcmichael's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she stood on the scales it said TO BE CONTINUED



  434. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    its time to talk about yo daddy he was the first gay slave” oh hell no it is so hot over here i can’t deal with this



  435. Ellen and Georgia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat she makes a beachtowel look like a face washer!



  436. poo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she doesn’t need the internet she’s already world wide



  437. poo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she’s got more chins than a chinese phone book



  438. Bailey and Shaun's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat when she woke up every one said the sun burned out



  439. WEINER's Momma Joke:

    WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER



  440. daniel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat shes got monster truck wheels



  441. zac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy you almost died at birth from a rug burn



  442. McLoving's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas soo fat, She’s fat
    Creased!



  443. money man's Momma Joke:

    ass milok



  444. FABIO's Momma Joke:

    ASSLICK :)



  445. Kevin Mosier's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when she was walking in the streets people said” damn, holloween alredy



  446. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when she was walking in the streets people said” damn, holloween alredy



  447. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she helped someone start their own blimp company



  448. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she fell down the grand canyon she got stuck.



  449. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb that when you said burn calories she took it litteral and burned herself with a match



  450. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she picked up the pillar of Autum and used it as a space toy.



  451. kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty she killed the plage deseis



  452. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she farted that’s how hurricane cutrena begain.



  453. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when santa clause came down the chimney he said” ho, ho, holy shit.



  454. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she was about to go to bed she turned the sun out with her two fingers… ssss.



  455. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she did it with god zilla



  456. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she made everyone say” dang, we really are just dust in the wind.



  457. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when jesus saw her he willingly jumped in to the hole.



  458. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb that she saw dinamite and said” santas coming to town.



  459. Kevin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so beuitiful that’s why jesus rose frome his grave.



  460. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on the scale



  461. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat…when she stepped on the scale,it said her phone number!



  462. Sam's Momma Joke:

    ?????? ?????????. ??? ?????, ???? ? ?? ????????.



  463. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ????? ???????, ??? ???????? ??? ????? ??? ??!



  464. ????'s Momma Joke:

    ????????? ???, ???????!



  465. ???'s Momma Joke:

    ??? ?????? ???????? ?????????? ????, ? ??? ????? ?? ? ??????,



  466. edgar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat people ride her in amusement parks =D



  467. ????????'s Momma Joke:

    ?????????? ??????, ?????? ?????????? ??? ??.



  468. Dj's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly the mirror refuses to reflect her image! XD!



  469. vizardme's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she owes a dime to jesus



  470. ?????'s Momma Joke:

    ????? ?????, ????? ???????? ???? ?????????.



  471. LanZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, you have to role her in flour to find her wet spot



  472. the loupster:-p's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i told her to go get the front door she opened the backdoor



  473. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas ass is so big it went to another zipcode



  474. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas ass is so big it went to another zipcode



  475. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas ass is so big it went to another zipcode



  476. dudes joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a caveman is so easy a caveman can do her



  477. Luis Valente's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when i was on top of her, i rolled and i was still on the bitch



  478. lilgowder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she put mayo on her asprin



  479. lilgowder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said um..um.. bitch loose some weight



  480. skillz's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat to end solar eclipses they just ask her to move



  481. skillz's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so ugly she looks out of a window and gets fined for mooning



  482. tit-muncher's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she were born out of this world



  483. victor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got va[tized in gravy



  484. nelson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny i use her as a stick for my dog.



  485. thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she goes to football games the players mistake her for the field.



  486. nelson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when a mute man sees her he screams so loud the world can hear him.



  487. thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that when she goes to football games in a goodyear shirt, a pilot crawls up her ass and tries to fly her.



  488. nelson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thinks god is a backwards dog.



  489. jamel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny when she went to knock down a beehive she blew it up that she got fat again the bee says fat bicth



  490. bill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so getto she breast feeds kool aid



  491. bill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sweats corn oil



  492. bill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she took two hours to watch sixty minutes



  493. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walked past the tv i missed two episodes of spongebob



  494. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she stole free bread



  495. bill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she stole free bread



  496. THE BEST CUSSER EVER!'s Momma Joke:

    ur mommas feet r so crusty i could use them for cornflakes



  497. Huascar's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat yo handsome said damb!



  498. william's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that when she stood on the scale it said ‘one at a time’



  499. deez nutz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth so yelo wen she drink water it turn into lemonade



  500. deez nutz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid wen we asked her wats 1+1 she sed all of da above



  501. deez nutz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black wen she ashy she remind me of a skunk



  502. deez nutz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black and her teeth r so yellow she look like a pittsburg steelers helmet



  503. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama SO SKINNY DAT MY DADDY CAN USE HER SOCK AS A CONDOM



  504. Your Fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she got baptised in a swimming pool!



  505. ROBYN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SHORT AND FIN SHE GOT A ASS LIKE MINE SO WHEN SHE CROSS THE STRESS THE CARS GO BEEP BEEP BEEP



  506. vaati_27's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat you can put a boulder biside her and it will orbit around her!!!!!



  507. vaati_27's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped of a trampoline and everyone yelled “2012!!!!!”



  508. rebecca's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so getto when she brest feeds cool aid comes out



  509. Ugly's Momma Joke:

    Deandre



  510. Deandre's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so skinny my dad can use her sock as a condom



  511. Marco Gutierrez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she makes jabba da hut look thin



  512. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat,that when she went into space,everyone said(earth has a second moon)



  513. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat that when she sat in a monster truck,she made it a low rider



  514. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly that when she was laying in bed,ur friend asked u”why is there a dead person in ur bed”?



  515. Tajha's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she went to heaven she fell through the clouds down to hell



  516. Tajha's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she on a quarter then a burger came out of george washington’s nose…………..



  517. Teirsa's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she came out she came outside went a red dress on and kids said yea the kool-aid-man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  518. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she was stuck in the grocery store, she was starving



  519. Matt's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, not even Dora can Explore her.



  520. da best's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat dat she got she own area cod



  521. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly dat wen she competed in a ugly contest they said no perfessionals mam



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she came in 1st 2nd 3rd 4th and 5th in a eating contest



  523. Anonymos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black, when she went to night school, they marked her absent



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she had to get baptized in a swimming pool



  525. DIVIJ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE CANT EVEN FLOAT IN SPACE



  526. JESUS's Momma Joke:

    WAT DO U CALL A WHITE PERSON WEARING ALL BLACK?A OREO COOKIE



  527. Black person's Momma Joke:

    suck my ass. y r u getting bare rasict. i cant wait to c ur mum tonight



  528. Jade's Momma Joke:

    a boy called chris is in loved wiv a ugly chloe



  529. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is soo old she sat next to jesus in the 1st grade



  530. Best yo mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is a very nice lady!



  531. steve's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she weighs 300000000000000000000000000000



  532. Sydney's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So fat That were in her right now



  533. lacey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she told me her weight..and i thought it was her phone number



  534. courts's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walked in court the judge said order up she said i would like a double cheese burger with extra fries



  535. best one here's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closeett..this was bye laceey



  536. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat, when she swims with the whales they sing “we are family!”



  537. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat, when she swims with the whales they sing “we are family!”



  538. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas so hott, gay guys turn straight for her



  539. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb that she got lock in a food store and starved to death



  540. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb that she stood in front on the mirrow to see what she looked liked with her eyes shut



  541. whatevers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hungry when the doorbell rang she ran to the microwave



  542. yo face's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she eats she say exuse me mr



  543. PabLo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats a lot..ahaha



  544. Yo MoMMa's Momma Joke:

    If u like fishsticks in ur mouth then ur a gay fish…haha get it fiish dicks omg haha



  545. japheth jolly's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma’s so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales,started singing we are family



  546. bikster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old, she got apraised in a antiques roadshow



  547. hannah's yo momm jokes r da best's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she uses bed matresses as tampons



  548. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, When I said “Do the robot” R2D2 got AIDS



  549. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat that when she went in to space everyone thought they discovered a new planet



  550. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said “LOSE SOME WEIGHT BITCH”

    ‘



  551. Mohammed Caster's Momma Joke:

    Please visit my

    Regards



  552. Aimee and georgie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales



  553. fiona jo ranson's Momma Joke:

    i slept with my dad tim ranson!



  554. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    miss kendal teeth is so big everyone mistakes her for a horse



  555. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Gemma is fat



  556. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    my friend is sooo fat that when shee went to the cinema, she sat next to everyone! and yeah her name is gemma!



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    My wife will get angry if she hears this.
    Acheter vimax en France.2011AVEF



  757. All we do is win win win no matter what's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb wen she take out of the garbage nd the garbage man comes n get it, she jump in wth it



  758. john walker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she ask for a water bed they therw a blanket over the ocean



  759. live_laugh_love's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out



  760. MilkyWay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, the doctor thought you had twenty-five more brothers and sisters in their with you.



  761. Reina's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, the Milky Way was wonderin’ what galaxy she was.



  762. awsome's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory



  763. hey's Momma Joke:

    hey



  764. Jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that not even dora can explore her



  765. taila's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat when some one asked fo pigs in blankets she got in bed



  766. aidan mcfates's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, that when shy wnet on a scale, she said hey thats my phone #.



  767. aidan mcfates's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so uguly, that when she walked out of the petstore the alarm went off



  768. aidan mcfates's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, that they had to take her baby pic from a sadelite



  769. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas buck teeth are so wide, i didnt know what to do. laugh at it or kick a field goal. ITS GOOD. ITS ALWAYS GOOD



  770. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a tire was a donut

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