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  1. 100
    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:

      ” AYLA… CAN U STOP WITH THE YOO MUMMA JOKES”
      YO MUMMAS SO FAT SHE BEACHES HERSERLF
      AYLA I DONT WANTTO HEAR UR VOICE ANYMORE

      MR. ANNONOMOUS

  2. 101
    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:

      AYLA IM WRITING UR REPORT AND ITS NOTLOOKING VERY GOOD

  3. 102
    Ayla Brah And Caitlin Brah (twins) said:

      YO MUMMAS SO OLD HER NAME WAS ENGRAVED IN THE EGYPTAIN PYRAMIDS
      FROM CAITLIN

  4. 103
    the dude said:

      hows this.
      yo mama so fat jaba the hut said damn!!!

  5. 104
    linkin park rulz said:

      take that

  6. 105
    linkin park rulz said:

      i’m
      the dude

  7. 106
    Bob Smith said:

      Yo, u guys are really bad, ur jokes are too corny to believe. Ya’ll better not say the “Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said ‘to be continued’” one.
      Yo momma so perverted, when she saw the “sex” question on an application, she worte “yes, i’d love some!” !!!

  8. 107
    El- guy-o said:

      Yo momma so fat, she once dressed all black for halloween. When i asked her what she dressed as, she said ” Night time”!

  9. 108
    El- guy-o said:

      Yo momma so stupid, when ur house was on fire, she said ” I can’t call 911, there ain’t no 11 on my phone!” !!!
      HAHAHA!
      Bring it!
      I’ll be here all week!

  10. 109
    El- guy-o said:

      Yo momma so poor, she can’t even afford free bread.

  11. 110
    El- guy-o said:

      Yo momma so fat and emo, the only reason she emo cuts herself is to lick the ketchup that comes out!

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