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ur mom is so fat the equater is her belt size!!!! nahhhhhhhhhhh
ur mom’s so fat she chases the bus down the street screaming TWINKIE!!!!!!!!
YOUR ON CRACK, UMMMMMM YEA…………………………..
yo mamma is like a toilet she is so full of shit
yo mamma is so stupid when she saw the school bus she said stop that twinkie. yo mamma is so stupid when she heard the doorbel ring she went out to check the microwave
Yo momma so fat, she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like shes got a wookie in a leglock
Yo momma so ugly she looked into the mirror and her reflection hired a substitute
Yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her back.
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped, she knocked the earth out of orbit.
Yo momma so ugly that when a blind beggar’s 60 years of blindness subsided, he ripped his retinas out with his fingernails. That one was lame.
Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the frame of a doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side JUST TO GET THE BITCH THROUGH!!!
Yo momma so fat that when the bitch goes to an all you can eat resturaunt they had to install speedbumps.
Bring it oooooooon! I’m fresh and and got a whole tankload of steam to go!
I’m the climax, baby!!!
Yo mommas like a volcano. Shes big, unpredictable, and to blow at any minute
Yo momma like a brick, she’s handled, pasted, and layed by mexicans
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone’s had a turn
Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in yellowstone, the lava burst outa Asia
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the shockwave knocked the earth’s axis a couple degrees off
Yo momma so fat that when yo daddy tried to hug her, he was swallowed by the spacious pits between her flabs
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: January 14th, 2008
ur mom is so fat the equater is her belt size!!!! nahhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: January 14th, 2008
ur mom’s so fat she chases the bus down the street screaming TWINKIE!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 14th, 2008
YOUR ON CRACK, UMMMMMM YEA…………………………..
Posted: January 16th, 2008
yo mamma is like a toilet she is so full of shit
Posted: January 16th, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid when she saw the school bus she said stop that twinkie.
yo mamma is so stupid when she heard the doorbel ring she went out to check the microwave
Posted: January 20th, 2008
Yo momma so fat, she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like shes got a wookie in a leglock
Yo momma so ugly she looked into the mirror and her reflection hired a substitute
Yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her back.
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped, she knocked the earth out of orbit.
Yo momma so ugly that when a blind beggar’s 60 years of blindness subsided, he ripped his retinas out with his fingernails. That one was lame.
Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the frame of a doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side JUST TO GET THE BITCH THROUGH!!!
Yo momma so fat that when the bitch goes to an all you can eat resturaunt they had to install speedbumps.
Posted: January 20th, 2008
Bring it oooooooon! I’m fresh and and got a whole tankload of steam to go!
Posted: January 20th, 2008
I’m the climax, baby!!!
Posted: January 20th, 2008
Yo mommas like a volcano. Shes big, unpredictable, and to blow at any minute
Posted: January 20th, 2008
Yo momma like a brick, she’s handled, pasted, and layed by mexicans
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone’s had a turn
Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in yellowstone, the lava burst outa Asia
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the shockwave knocked the earth’s axis a couple degrees off
Posted: January 20th, 2008
Yo momma so fat that when yo daddy tried to hug her, he was swallowed by the spacious pits between her flabs