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212 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 1”

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  1. 122
    moo moo said:

      ur mom is so fat the equater is her belt size!!!! nahhhhhhhhhhh

  2. 123
    ur mom's name said:

      ur mom’s so fat she chases the bus down the street screaming TWINKIE!!!!!!!!

  3. 124
    Dear Mr. Anonymous said:

      YOUR ON CRACK, UMMMMMM YEA…………………………..

  4. 125
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is like a toilet she is so full of shit

  5. 126
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma is so stupid when she saw the school bus she said stop that twinkie.
      yo mamma is so stupid when she heard the doorbel ring she went out to check the microwave

  6. 127
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo momma so fat, she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

      Yo momma so hairy she looks like shes got a wookie in a leglock

      Yo momma so ugly she looked into the mirror and her reflection hired a substitute

      Yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her back.

      Yo momma so fat that when she jumped, she knocked the earth out of orbit.

      Yo momma so ugly that when a blind beggar’s 60 years of blindness subsided, he ripped his retinas out with his fingernails. That one was lame.

      Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the frame of a doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side JUST TO GET THE BITCH THROUGH!!!

      Yo momma so fat that when the bitch goes to an all you can eat resturaunt they had to install speedbumps.

  7. 128
    Aigis4221 said:

      Bring it oooooooon! I’m fresh and and got a whole tankload of steam to go!

  8. 129
    Aigis4221 said:

      I’m the climax, baby!!!

  9. 130
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo mommas like a volcano. Shes big, unpredictable, and to blow at any minute

  10. 131
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo momma like a brick, she’s handled, pasted, and layed by mexicans

      Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone’s had a turn

      Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in yellowstone, the lava burst outa Asia

      Yo momma so fat, when she farted the shockwave knocked the earth’s axis a couple degrees off

  11. 132
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo momma so fat that when yo daddy tried to hug her, he was swallowed by the spacious pits between her flabs

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