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182 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 1”

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  1. 133
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo momma so fat, Fat Albert said “Daaaamn!!”

  2. 134
    Aigis4221 said:

      I dare somebody to try to top me

  3. 135
    Aigis4221 said:

      I’ll bet most of you tell yo momma jokes while lookin off google

  4. 136
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo mommas like america. She’s always got things crossing into her borders

  5. 137
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she sat down, the chair cried, “Uncle!”

  6. 138
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

  7. 139
    Aigis4221 said:

      Yo mommas so fat that when she died she couldnt raise her spirit to heaven

  8. 140
    gangsta C said:

      Yo Momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!!!!!!!!!

  9. 141
    gangsta C said:

      Yo Mommas so fat that when she tired to jump rope people started yelling EARTH QUAKE!!!

  10. 142
    gangsta C said:

      Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow cars slow down when they see her smile….

  11. 143
    gangsta C said:

      Yo Mommas so fat when she went to the beach she blocked the whole sun

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