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285 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 1”

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  1. 177
    yo momma said:

      ur mummy is so fat, she as a shit in the bath

  2. 178
    Mr Boombastic93 said:

      yo momma’s so fat shes on both sides of the family tree

  3. 179
    Mr Boombastic93 said:

      yo mammas such a slut she now uses a dovet as a tampon

  4. 180
    suck meh testiccles said:

      yo mamma is so fat.she uses the empire state building as a back scratcher

      yo mamma’s so fat, she sat in atlantis and sinked it

  5. 181
    Jordyn said:

      yoh momma so fat shes fat

  6. 182
    Cookiegirl said:

      Yo mama so fat when she saw strawberry shortcake she ate her!!!

  7. 183
    emaa said:

      yur mommas so old that when i told her to grow up, she died.

      XD Funii

  8. 184
    Mafia man said:

      Why do white men use clear garbage bags……..cause mexians need to window shop to.

  9. 185
    YOUR MUMMA BOY TOY said:

      SUM ARE QUITE FUNNY BUT SOME ARE JUST PLAIN OLD SHIT MAN U CAN DO BETTA THAN DAT CART YOU MAN (KMT) LOL

  10. 186
    Anonymous said:

      Your mom is so fat, she hides twinkies in her fat rolls.

      Your mom is so fat, I smacked her ass and her ex’s fell out.

      Your mom is so stupid, she drove to Disneyland and went back home because the sign said:
      Disneyland
      <— Left

      Your moms are so stupid, they tought you most of your jokes.

  11. 187
    Anonymous said:

      Your mom is so stupid, she crashed into neother car while listening to the song “Jesus Take The Wheel.”

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