182 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 1”

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1. 23
   momma said:
   Posted: March 16th, 2007

   you all stink

2. 24
   joe big said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2007

   Ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
   mine is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. 25
   melissa said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she was going to take a bath and the water jumped out

4. 26
   Luke Thompson said:
   Posted: April 16th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING IN THE GULF OF MEXICO SHE FORTED, AND IT CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA AND RITA!!!!!

5. 27
   Luke Thompson said:
   Posted: April 16th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THERE WASNT NO UNDERGROUND RAILROAD UNTIL YO MOMMA SAT ON 1

6. 28
   Luke Thompson said:
   Posted: April 16th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND I SAID CAN I USE THE BATHROOM?

   SHE SAID PICK A CORNER!!!!!!

7. 29
   joe humphries said:
   Posted: April 24th, 2007

   yo momma is so nasty i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection

8. 30
   Daz said:
   Posted: April 26th, 2007

   YO MOMMAS SO HAIRY SHES GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES! SHES SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND PPL CRY! SHES SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE GOT OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring it on!

9. 31
   sexyer than yo mamma said:
   Posted: May 11th, 2007

   yo momma so fat WHEN SHE HAD A BABY DA BABY SAID “FAT AZZZZZ”

10. 32
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 15th, 2007

    Your mammas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter

11. 33
    shamara said:
    Posted: May 15th, 2007

    yo mommy so fat the have to drive a car to hit each butty check

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