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  1. 67
    J.Mac said:

      yo mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

      yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

      yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

      yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED!

      thats all i got i think. some of your jokes are pretty good. laterz all. xx

  2. 68
    Bre said:

      i think all ya’ll r good

  3. 69
    Bre said:

      wat ev

  4. 70
    Anonymous said:

      flip yoh, u guys r all borin ,i suggest u start doing sumething else coz ur jokes r all so boring

  5. 71
    Anonymous said:

      if my mamma is fat than urs is still a virgin

  6. 72
    whassup said:

      • Your momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

  7. 73
    Anonymous said:

      your mom is so ugly, she’s ugly.
      forrizzle.

  8. 74
    Anonymous said:

      yo mum is so fat she invented lowriders ©

  9. 75
    Anonymous said:

      yo mum is so fat she invented lowriders © by isak

  10. 76
    Nickwad said:

      Yo momma’s so fat when dances the band skips!

  11. 77
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