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199 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 1”

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  1. 78
    joke-master said:

      yo momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and nearly starved to death

  2. 79
    joke-master said:

      yo momma so dumb she rung me up and asked me for my number yo family so poor when i stood on a lit match ur ma shouted oi hu turned off the heat

  3. 80
    joke-master said:

      am i brill or wat

  4. 81
    tom said:

      yo MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BLACK HOLE

  5. 82
    tom said:

      yo MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BLACK HOLE

  6. 83
    tom said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT EVERY WHERE SHE GOES LITTLE KIDS SAY ” MAMMIE IS THAT THE MONSTER OF LOCH NESS

  7. 84
    tom said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SCIENTIST THOUGHT THAT THEY SAW A NEW PLANET

  8. 85
    tom said:

      yo momma is so thin that we you her as a stick for my teeth

  9. 86
    tom said:

      yo momma is so fat that i thought that her hair by her vagina was a beard

  10. 87
    tom said:

      yo momma is so fat that se is in the world book of records
      BREAKING SCALES

  11. 88
    tom said:

      yo momma is so fat that they using her as a disipline for the iron man

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