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  1. 1
    Taka said:

      Yo momma is like a shotgun. five cocks and shes loaded

  2. 2
    Taka said:

      Yo momma is so fat that she ate the weed instead of sniffed it

  3. 3
    TD_punk said:

      first comment person. its yo mammas like a shotgun 2 cocks she blows

      yo momma so fat when she walks into k mart it turns into a walmart supercenter
      yo mommas so fat when she rolled over a super nintendo it turned into 4 game boys.

      Punk. Out

  4. 4
    darkdevilchild said:

      Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

  5. 5
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so domb she thought bp stood for black people

  6. 6
    tavaris said:

      yo momma so domb she thought bp stood for black people
      yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror, it said you need
      a home make over

  7. 7
    tavaris said:

      yo momma so stupid she looked at citi trends she went in
      they said we dont , hire home depot

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    Anonymous said:

      your momma is so fat that when i went to fuck her i had to slap her on the thi and ride the wave in

  10. 10
    max 0rtiz said:

      your mamma is so ugly she gave freddy cruger nightmares

      your mamma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducked

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    bmgfjhgff said:

      yo momma so fat she fell of both sides of her bed

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